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  • Dirtbox 18 Nov 2006 01:11:54 77,484 posts
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    Someone needs to eat his children too. Far too much understanding in this thread.

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  • Pac-man-ate-my-wife 18 Nov 2006 01:22:01 7,004 posts
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    What can I say? Me earlier.
  • Benjok 18 Nov 2006 07:56:39 586 posts
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    One year I remember Dawn French was in Africa trying to make me feel pity for starving Africans. You just got to love that. (May have benn Comic relief or something like that.)

    Edited by Benjok at 07:57:58 18-11-2006
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  • Lukus 16 Nov 2007 19:18:19 19,007 posts
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    Probably. What do you think he said? Also, that girl in the short skirt from Hollyoaks; I think I love her.

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  • Khanivor 16 Nov 2007 19:33:09 40,405 posts
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    I'd watch "Children in need of a good smack upside the head"

    /tunes into Match of the Day
  • RedboX 16 Nov 2007 19:33:12 2,431 posts
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    anyone know what time Dr Who is on?

    Lets be honest thats all anyone cares about.
  • Pirotic Moderator 16 Nov 2007 19:44:04 20,646 posts
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    Is wogan still getting paid to do it this year? you'd think his 800,000 salary wouldn't need a 10,000 surplus :p

    Never donated to Children in Need, as somebody rightly said, it's a bottomless pit and i'd much rather support charities which have an impact on me (as in, the country I live in) then starving africans.

    Also the whole millionaire presenters telling us to donate because children are starving is pretty sickening, when they give up the outdoor swimming pool and donate a few grand to the cause themselves I may take some notice.
  • GiarcYekrub 16 Nov 2007 19:47:21 3,667 posts
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    Has Dr Who been on Yet?
  • Dynamize 16 Nov 2007 19:47:26 1,672 posts
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    Is it that time of year again already? For weather men, women and newsreaders to publicly disgrace themselves with some godawful song-and-dance number? Oh dear.

    Still, if they get Fiona Bruce et al into some lycra or somesuch, I'm sure it'll all seem worthwhile.
  • Deleted user 16 November 2007 19:48:00
    Pirotic wrote:
    Also the whole millionaire presenters telling us to donate because children are starving is pretty sickening, when they give up the outdoor swimming pool and donate a few grand to the cause themselves I may take some notice.

    Unrelated to Children in Need, but it needs reminding that Bono is a cunt.
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    Is it tonight?
  • Pirotic Moderator 16 Nov 2007 19:49:26 20,646 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    Pirotic wrote:
    Also the whole millionaire presenters telling us to donate because children are starving is pretty sickening, when they give up the outdoor swimming pool and donate a few grand to the cause themselves I may take some notice.

    Unrelated to Children in Need, but it needs reminding that Bono is a cunt.

    he and his stupid fucking sunglasses and pompus product (red) bollocks.
  • Lukus 16 Nov 2007 19:51:11 19,007 posts
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    I'd pay at least 20p to see that Hollyoaks girl naked.

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  • GiarcYekrub 16 Nov 2007 19:52:23 3,667 posts
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    RedboX wrote:
    anyone know what time Dr Who is on?

    Lets be honest thats all anyone cares about.

    gallifreyone say between 8 and 8.30
  • Pirotic Moderator 16 Nov 2007 19:52:31 20,646 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I'd pay at least 20p to see that Hollyoaks girl naked.

    which girl was it? my wife was just asking me by chance if i'd do jennifer metcalfe and I said i had no idea who she was.. then I heard a hollyoaks girl was on children in need and turned it on to see if it was her (shes a hollyoaks lass supposidly).
  • ElNino9 16 Nov 2007 19:52:39 13,294 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    Pirotic wrote:
    Also the whole millionaire presenters telling us to donate because children are starving is pretty sickening, when they give up the outdoor swimming pool and donate a few grand to the cause themselves I may take some notice.

    Unrelated to Children in Need, but it needs reminding that Bono is a cunt.

    +1

    I despise the cunt with a passion.

    Hated, adored, never ignored.

  • Physically_Insane 16 Nov 2007 19:54:55 8,667 posts
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    they expect us to donate money because they get a fucking d-list celeb siging an old shit song. fuck off
  • Lukus 16 Nov 2007 20:00:21 19,007 posts
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    This girl is pretty new as far as I'm aware Piro. I'm a spasmodic Hollyoaks viewer. I've just done a quick Google, it's definitely not Metcalfe, though having seen who that is, my ex girlfriend used to go to school with her! Thankfully she never asked if I would though. I don't think there is a right answer to questions like that. Don't tell her, Pike!

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  • RedboX 16 Nov 2007 20:00:30 2,431 posts
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    Pirotic wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    I'd pay at least 20p to see that Hollyoaks girl naked.

    which girl was it? my wife was just asking me by chance if i'd do jennifer metcalfe and I said i had no idea who she was.. then I heard a hollyoaks girl was on children in need and turned it on to see if it was her (shes a hollyoaks lass supposidly).


    http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/gallery_jennifer_metcalfe1.htm


    And when your wife asks you that, the correct answer is "no dear, I only have eyes for you my love"...

    ...Unless your feeling advanced when you can try "No dear I only have eyes for you, but if you want to do her I whould not stand in your way..."
  • Pirotic Moderator 16 Nov 2007 20:03:00 20,646 posts
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    I said I'd chuck one up her, she said "i knew you would" followed by "do you think shes prettier than me", my wife seems to have a real facination about what kind of women I like and often asks me if i'd "do her" when any brunnette comes on the TV (i'm a sucker for dark haired girls!)

    I was in a dilemma, do I say what she wants to hear, or tell her the honest truth and hope that she admires me for my honesty.

    So i said I'd rather be doing mrs metcalfe and the wife wasn't too pleased, but i think she sorta accepted that I wasn't a complete ass hat and lied to her face about it.

    /prepares sofa anyway.

    I tell you guys way too much about my personal life :p
  • Stickman 16 Nov 2007 20:03:25 29,664 posts
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    Jason Donovan
    Kylie
    Spice Girls
    Boyzone
    Westlife
    Annie Lennox

    Fucking hell, the licence fee really is going towards more repeats these days.

    Spice Girls are a case in point of why I hate tonight. Between them, they could shell out at least double what will be raised tonight in a heartbeat.

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Pirotic Moderator 16 Nov 2007 20:04:52 20,646 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Spice Girls are a case in point of why I hate tonight. Between them, they could shell out at least double what will be raised tonight in a heartbeat.

    come off it, the other 4 must be skint - why else did they reform.
  • Stickman 16 Nov 2007 20:06:56 29,664 posts
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    Nice top hat!

    True, Mel B spent all her money on elocution lessons.

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  • RedboX 16 Nov 2007 20:15:09 2,431 posts
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    I don't think Mel C has any problems, if the constant rumours are to believed she's been refusing to reform for a few years now, and has only done so on the basis that 1) her last album didn't sell too well 2) emotional blackmail from the rest of them.

    shame really as Mel C was the most talented of them all
  • Deleted user 16 November 2007 20:17:03
    I have it on EXCEPTIONALLY good authority that the American geezer that plays Captain Jack is a total utter complete COCK to work with.
  • Deleted user 16 November 2007 20:17:10
    Spice girls & talent.......?????????
  • Deleted user 16 November 2007 20:18:10
    OOoh, I seem to have caught Dr WHO just as it comes on. :)

    Peter Davison looking a bit fat, eh? ;)
  • Deleted user 16 November 2007 20:24:52
    Hmm. 6 minutes worth of nonsensical script and a bit of touching reminiscence about the Davison era.

    Sorry Terry, I ain't paying for that.
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