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  • Razz 1 Apr 2005 13:56:59 57,903 posts
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    Ok I've found it.

    Steel, starring Shaqielle O'Neal *shudders*
    I wathced this last night at a mates house... ok.. ok.. Im lying it was on tv and I couldn't be botheres to reach for the remote to change channel. It was the most piss poor superhero film I've ever seen, crap set design, the cheapest costumes ever, and the script and acting.. *shudders* there actually was none, the film is devoid of any acting whatsoever. pfffft... Anyone else got submissions?

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  • FWB 1 Apr 2005 13:58:45 39,079 posts
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    You haven't seen the second Matrix, have you?
  • cubbymoore 1 Apr 2005 13:59:04 35,380 posts
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    Octopus 2, although I love that film because it's crap :)

  • MikeD 1 Apr 2005 13:59:18 10,063 posts
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    Glitter

    XXX

  • Dirtbox 1 Apr 2005 14:00:37 73,643 posts
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    I'll think you'll find this is the worst film ever. So bad it's great.

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  • cubbymoore 1 Apr 2005 14:04:17 35,380 posts
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    Actually this is the worst film evah. It's even on page number tt0060666, coincidence? I think not.

    Edit: have lost the ability to spell today

    Edited by cubbymoore at 13:07:39 01-04-2005

  • Peekaboo 1 Apr 2005 14:04:39 152 posts
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    Now thats a plot and a half

    "Plot Summary for
    Future War (1997)

    A race of evil cyborgs kidnap humans from Earth's future to use as slaves, and take dinosaurs from the past to use as trackers. One of their slaves, the Runaway, escapes and makes his way to present-day Los Angeles. There he must fend off the cyborgs and their trackers, the police, and the government, befriended by a prostitute-turned-nun who runs a halfway house."
  • jaxon58 1 Apr 2005 14:05:19 2,399 posts
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    Streetfighter: The Movie?

  • Vroom 1 Apr 2005 14:05:42 4,644 posts
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    Coyote ugly !

    Vroom

  • cubbymoore 1 Apr 2005 14:06:52 35,380 posts
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    No no no actually my personal one is Gigli, I actually considered grating my head to find some form of relaxation watching that.

  • dadrester 1 Apr 2005 14:07:36 2,238 posts
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    robocop3... "look what you've done you stupid slags! we're all dead"
  • Jetset_UK 1 Apr 2005 14:08:29 3,478 posts
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    I saw the remake of the The Italian Job the other night. What a load of poop.
  • Mr_Sleep 1 Apr 2005 14:09:17 13,530 posts
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    MikeD wrote:
    Glitter
    Oh dear yes.

    I've seen Steel, I think, I was a bit drunk.

    Edited by Mr Sleep at 13:10:18 01-04-2005
  • espadachin 1 Apr 2005 14:09:46 2,197 posts
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    batman and robin
  • sam_spade 1 Apr 2005 14:10:03 15,743 posts
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    Darklands
  • Nemesis 1 Apr 2005 14:18:31 18,323 posts
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    I quite like shit films.

    How can you not like something named Billy the Kids And The Green Baize Vampire...Two worlds collide when a kid cowboy and a veteran vampire meet musically in Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire. There has to be one final match, and the loser must break his cue forever.


    hehehheheheh. Yeah yeah, it sucked. Find another joke.
  • Mike_Hunt 1 Apr 2005 14:24:49 23,517 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    Best April Fool ever!

    ...

    Oceans 12 is by far th worst film I've ever seen.

    [MH]
  • StixxUK 1 Apr 2005 14:30:55 6,917 posts
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    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    I watched 'Rounders'. Late. Channel 4. Brilliant Poker Story.
    Yeah, I watched that too. I'd never heard of it before and now I know why. It started off really promising, but by the half-way point I realised it wasn't going to follow through with it.
  • unwashed 1 Apr 2005 14:35:19 1,857 posts
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    Following through. Not always good news. Especially when touching cloth...
  • smoothpete 1 Apr 2005 14:36:39 29,135 posts
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    This is the worst film ever. By miles.

    Edited by smoothpete at 13:36:58 01-04-2005
  • mentat 1 Apr 2005 14:38:09 5,613 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Actually this is the worst film evah. It's even on page number tt0060666, coincidence? I think not.

    Edit: have lost the ability to spell today

    Edited by cubbymoore at 13:07:39 01-04-2005
    Oh. My. God.

    A mate made me sit through the MST3K version of Manos Hands of Fate.

    It was beyond painful. I wanted to wrench my eyes out of my sockets and throttle myself with my optic nerve...
  • silver-jon 1 Apr 2005 14:50:10 1,518 posts
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    I love the diversity !
    I invited Moose (occasional poster here) to watch one of my all-time favourite films: "Memento" (ironically it's just taken me nearly a full minute to remember the name of the film !!) and he rates it as among the worst films he's ever seen.
    I did it in return for him lending me Kill Bill Vol 2, which was so utterly poor that it made me want to vomit and I switched it off after 30 minutes.
  • pjmaybe 1 Apr 2005 14:55:15 70,678 posts
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    Worst Film Ever (IMHO)

    Was invited round Mrs Peej's cousin's house and they decided to get a pizza in (yay!) and then put this on (boo!)

    Sat through every excrutiating moment having to make polite "oh it's not that bad" noises whilst simultaneously wishing someone would jab some thin spears of potassium down the end of my winkle as an alternative to having to watch the film..

    Peej
  • sam_spade 1 Apr 2005 14:58:37 15,743 posts
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    silver jon wrote:
    I love the diversity !
    I invited Moose (occasional poster here) to watch one of my all-time favourite films: "Memento" (ironically it's just taken me nearly a full minute to remember the name of the film !!) and he rates it as among the worst films he's ever seen.
    I did it in return for him lending me Kill Bill Vol 2, which was so utterly poor that it made me want to vomit and I switched it off after 30 minutes.
    You two aren't even trying.

    At least with those you can turn around an say, well there's this that's okay about it (such as the music in KB2 or the inventive narrative structure in Memento).

    A Worst Film Ever has nothing going for it.
  • Whizzo 1 Apr 2005 14:58:51 41,098 posts
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    This is the worst film I've seen at the cinema.

    Calm down Whizzo, it's only a Michael Winner movie!

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  • Razz 1 Apr 2005 15:00:19 57,903 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    This is the worst film ever. By miles.

    Edited by smoothpete at 13:36:58 01-04-2005
    "Bruce Fanger .... Dr. Wolf "

    ROFL!

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  • Shadrach 1 Apr 2005 15:11:01 1,878 posts
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    Worst film I ever saw in the cinema was Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. Can't believe I spent my own time and money to watch an hour and a halves worth of pop music video. Utter. Wank.
  • Clart 1 Apr 2005 15:13:25 945 posts
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    Alien vs Predator. That stole 1 hour and 15 mins (that film time says a lot about the movie) of my life that I will never get back...
  • mentat 1 Apr 2005 15:18:25 5,613 posts
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    Worst film evar at the movies was American Psycho.
    Only film i've walked out of.

    Second worst film evar - the grudge remake :)

  • RubyRed 1 Apr 2005 15:19:38 4,303 posts
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    Shadrach wrote:
    Worst film I ever saw in the cinema was Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. Can't believe I spent my own time and money to watch an hour and a halves worth of pop music video. Utter. Wank.
    Seconded. Bad plot, bad hair, bad action. What the flip was going on with Justin Theroux's accent? He was meant to be Irish, but sounded like a mix of cockney, northern irish and something unidentifiable. The funny thing is, a lot of Americans thought it was a perfect Irish accent!

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