Lutz wrote:
"I... I... I think that's what I'm doing..."
So many lines.
Funnily enough I got a text last night from a mate of mine who I've not spoken to in years text me to say that him and the mrs are expecting. After suggesting he name the kid after he me he declained, but thought about Jim Bexley Speed.

lol that would have been brilliant! Keep pestering him to do it. At least get a Dave or Holly (if it's a girl... bit of an odd name for a son!) or something.
I just remembered another bit (and looked it up online to get it right!):
Newsreader: The man, Henri le Clerque, was attempting to poison the mineral spring in France, which is the source of all the world's Perrier water. Had he succeeded, experts believe the middle class would have been wiped out within three weeks