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  • Rivuzu 16 Mar 2017 13:58:48 15,986 posts
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    I bet he has a bowling average of 180 too.

    The lunatic.
  • Kichii 16 Mar 2017 15:35:36 406 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    Who gives a toss about the score - it's good to get out and have a laugh.

    You did have a laugh, yes?
    Score is important. If you score 42, then lose at air hockey and have less points on basketball and whack a mole you clearly aren't manly enough.
  • monkeyspasm 6 Apr 2017 10:26:08 2,943 posts
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    This thread needs more hijinks! Goddammit Eurogamers, entertain me :(

    Edited by monkeyspasm at 10:26:52 06-04-2017
  • Tryhard 6 Apr 2017 11:23:23 12,019 posts
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    Garfy went very silent. I bet those old dears are riding down that water slide of an elephant cock right now.
  • Garfy 10 Apr 2017 09:39:20 1,198 posts
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    Had a bad cold, been coughing for 2 straight weeks. Not really in state to socialise although Zelda kept me company ;)
  • Tryhard 10 Apr 2017 09:45:08 12,019 posts
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    Get well man, those old dears won't be alive forever.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Apr 2017 09:54:04 8,891 posts
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    Garfy is costing the NHS tens of thousands every year in hip replacements.
  • Deleted user 10 April 2017 09:57:42
    If he went slightly younger he could save the NHS plenty on hysterectomies
  • Rivuzu 10 Apr 2017 11:14:46 15,986 posts
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  • Garfy 18 Apr 2017 09:39:16 1,198 posts
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    Next bowling night is tomorrow. Do I dare try it again and open myself to further embarrassingly low scores?
  • Jeepers 18 Apr 2017 10:21:46 16,025 posts
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    Yes.
  • Lukus 18 Apr 2017 10:54:30 20,734 posts
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    Garfy bowling
  • Tryhard 18 Apr 2017 11:49:17 12,019 posts
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    Bowl those old ladies over Garfy. Those balls need a second airing.
  • mrpon 18 Apr 2017 12:27:32 33,254 posts
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    11 pin bowling
  • Load_2.0 18 Apr 2017 12:34:04 25,210 posts
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    Watch some online bowling vids and tutorials enabling you to crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!

    Winning is everything.
  • Tryhard 18 Apr 2017 15:39:22 12,019 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Watch some online bowling vids and tutorials enabling you to crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women!
    If Grace Jones turns up, be careful how low you rub that salve.
  • LegendaryApe 20 Apr 2017 19:44:54 1,404 posts
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    @Garfy

    How did it go Garfy?
  • Garfy 21 Apr 2017 09:13:07 1,198 posts
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    @LegendaryApe Brilliantly*

    *by which I mean I chickened out, stayed at home and played Persona 5
  • FuzzyDucky 21 Apr 2017 09:21:01 2,070 posts
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    Fuck that shit. Life isn't going to happen to you sat in front of a console. Take chances, get yourself out there.

    You're not going to be on your death bed thinking "shit, wish I had more Platinum trophies".
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 21 Apr 2017 09:22:11 8,891 posts
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    That's the spirit! Have you tried asphyxiwanking yet?
  • macmurphy 21 Apr 2017 09:41:26 1,974 posts
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    If you fill a hot water bottle with lukewarm water then fold it in half and slide it between the mattress and the box spring it makes a very realistic approximation of a vagina. The best thing is, if you have you're PS4 in your bedroom you never even have to stop playing.

    Your valance looks like a Pollock painting after a while, but it seems like a fair price to pay.
  • Deleted user 21 April 2017 09:44:03
    Garfy does that but has to 'go large'. I'll spare you the details but suffice to say all the local bouncy castle owners have restraining orders
  • DukeSilver 21 Apr 2017 09:44:18 2,164 posts
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    Do you need to add some sort of cream or lubricant to this?
  • LegendaryApe 21 Apr 2017 09:44:56 1,404 posts
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    @Garfy

    That's a pity. Next time, definitely go. The life you're looking for won't walk in the door to you, you have to go out and find it.
  • macmurphy 21 Apr 2017 09:56:20 1,974 posts
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    DukeSilver wrote:
    Do you need to add some sort of cream or lubricant to this?
    Well unless you can get your hot water bottle wet by fingering it, then yeah.
  • Tryhard 21 Apr 2017 10:13:47 12,019 posts
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    Young Garfy, disappointed I am.
  • Garfy 16 May 2017 16:24:00 1,198 posts
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    Ok, Bowling or cinema (depends on a couple of things) with the meetup group tomorrow night.

    Although without PES to comment I'm not sure it's worth it ;)
  • quadfather 16 May 2017 16:24:50 27,281 posts
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    I'd lean towards bowling, it's more sociable
  • -HairyArse 16 May 2017 16:26:11 956 posts
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    So after lambasting POF for being a complete shower of shit for many weeks, I somehow managed to get the attention of a hot Polish girl and have been going on weekly dates with her for the last few weeks.

    Did I mention she was hot?

    I still hate that place.
  • quadfather 16 May 2017 16:29:19 27,281 posts
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    /still sitting in pants eating wotsits
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