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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 09:46:43
    I don't like my shirt and tie combination but it is too late to go home and change. This is the worst day ever.
  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 09:49:08 59,971 posts
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    Mark this day in the calendar, folks, as the day the most white, middle class thing was ever committed to the internet.

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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 09:50:03
    I think I'm going to have to turn around and phone in sick.
  • L_Franko Moderator 8 May 2013 10:00:23 9,694 posts
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    That does sound like the only sane thing to do.
  • JuanKerr 8 May 2013 10:06:36 36,251 posts
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    A man who shits himself really shouldn't be worried about his shirt and tie combo.
  • Razz 8 May 2013 10:09:00 61,210 posts
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    I just woke up

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  • Deckard1 8 May 2013 10:09:02 28,038 posts
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    Looks alright

  • DFawkes 8 May 2013 11:27:52 22,987 posts
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    Is that man trying to eat his own hand? I know sometimes you want a snack, but self-cannabalism is a but much. Plus the longer you look at it, the more lustfully he stares. He's definitely got his killing shoes on.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 11:38:05 59,971 posts
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    It makes you wonder what kind of project would use that as a stock image.

    Reminds of the time my old companies had some flyers done for their data recovery service. They used the fistpump laptop guy thats on loads of things, trying to indicate 'yes! my data is safe' but the wording made it look like 'yes! my computer is fucked!'.

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  • rudedudejude 8 May 2013 14:48:17 2,178 posts
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    People still wear ties?
  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 14:51:05 59,971 posts
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    Yeah. A lot of people have to wear them for what we call 'jobs'.

    A 'job' is work that you do in exchange for money, goods and services.

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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 14:52:16
    Ties are awesome. Oh well, I'm going to be in the paper next week with my shitty shirt and tie combination. I should have probably just given them that stock image to use instead.

    Stealth I'm going to be in the paper next week with a shitty shirt and tie combination.

    Stealth stealth your mother.
  • Load_2.0 8 May 2013 15:00:44 19,296 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    I'm going to be in the paper next week with a shitty shirt and tie combination.
    I would have thrown that chair out to avoid just this situation.
  • neilka 8 May 2013 15:03:19 15,965 posts
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    Local Man Soils Self, Upholstery

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deckard1 8 May 2013 15:04:47 28,038 posts
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    MOON HEADED MAN IN STOOL ON STOOL ATTACK
  • Alastair 8 May 2013 15:10:52 15,790 posts
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    mowgli wrote:

    Stealth I'm going to be in the paper next week with a shitty shirt and tie combination.
    I'll bite.
    Is it an article about your re-integration into society, having been raised by wolves, taught to forage for food by a bear and to dance by a crazed Orang-utan (in India!?!) - you've made it all the way to wearing a proper shirt and tie. The final part of your integration will be learning to match tie and shirt.
  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 15:31:34
    You missed the bit about training me not to poo on office chairs while in the workplace but basically bang on.
  • Alastair 8 May 2013 15:40:27 15,790 posts
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    I kind of missed that moment in forum history somehow, so I tend to forget about it.
    Was that also the genesis of "I font geek so good"?
  • neilka 8 May 2013 15:43:12 15,965 posts
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    How did you miss it?! It was like when JFK was shot, everyone remembers where they were when mowgli pooped on a chair.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 15:43:37
    Yeah it was. I can't even remember what the story was but chair and poop pretty much covers it.
  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 15:45:10 59,971 posts
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    We are going to need a selfie of said shirt and tie now.

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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 15:47:44
    My mum said to stop sending pictures of myself to older men on the Internet.
  • Alastair 8 May 2013 15:49:21 15,790 posts
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    Ah haaaa! And how do you know that nick is older than you?
  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 15:54:38 59,971 posts
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    My fatherly demeanour.

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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 16:04:39
    I'm like 7 (but a sexy 7) so I just assumed.
  • nickthegun 8 May 2013 16:06:17 59,971 posts
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    Aformentioned shirt and tie combo:

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  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 16:10:15
    To be honest, it wasn't that bad. The problem is that the shirt has detailing on the inside of the cuff and colar which means I really don't like wearing it with a tie as it doesn't feel like it is meant to be worn buttoned up. But I fucked up in not preparing.
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    http://i.imgur.com/qRIyH3x.jpg
  • Deleted user 8 May 2013 16:29:08
    Go on, mowgli. If ecosse is brave enough to post that picture of himself sweating in front of the judge then you can post one of you wearing a mismatched shirt and tie.
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