How much money would you get naked for? Page 2

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  • glaeken 11 Jan 2013 16:53:06 11,138 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    would you chop your finger off for a million quid?
    I'd lop off either pinky for that. Or my left ring finger. Any others and it'd have to be more
    I bet you wouldn't when it came to it.

    I couldn't live with myself afterwards knowing I lopped off a part of my body for cash. That and it would make playing the guitar harder.
    I think I would go for it. I have always found the little finger a little showy anyway. It's not like it actually does anything. It's just garnish for the hand.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2013 16:53:51 6,982 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    For what purpose? For a hot woman 0, for an ugly man 10,000, for a group of hot women -1000, for a group of ugly men 50,000.

    Edited by Aargh. at 16:42:23 11-01-2013
    And for a group of hot men?
    TBH that sounds a bit gay.
    Hey, you're the one who'll only consider getting naked for a group of men if they're a bit of rough.
  • boo 11 Jan 2013 16:56:04 11,746 posts
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    /sets up popcorn stand

    The weekend approaches.
    This thread's on the express elevator to hell.

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  • morriss 11 Jan 2013 16:57:04 70,928 posts
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    :l
  • Fatiguez 11 Jan 2013 16:57:09 8,714 posts
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    Goodfella wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    would you chop your finger off for a million quid?
    I'd lop off either pinky for that. Or my left ring finger. Any others and it'd have to be more
    I bet you wouldn't when it came to it.

    I couldn't live with myself afterwards knowing I lopped off a part of my body for cash. That and it would make playing the guitar harder.
    I think having a million bloody quid would make it easier to live with myself. I don't play guitar or do anything with my pinkies, really, that I couldn't do just fine with a prosthetic jobby. I dunno if I'd have the balls to actually hack them off myself, but if this mysterious benefactor allowed me to have someone else do it then I'd be all for.
  • glaeken 11 Jan 2013 16:57:40 11,138 posts
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    @Goodfella For a million quid I think I could. That would basically sort me out for the rest of my life easily. I would probably have to have someone else actually do the chopping though.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2013 16:58:39 6,982 posts
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    I think a kidney would command a higher price than a finger, unless you have connections to former yakuza who messed up too many times.
  • whatfruit 11 Jan 2013 16:59:17 1,420 posts
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    could you kickstart this?
  • glaeken 11 Jan 2013 17:01:04 11,138 posts
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    I would not sell a kidney. That is a completely different level.
  • LeoliansBro 11 Jan 2013 17:01:20 43,767 posts
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    whatfruit wrote:
    could you kickstart this?
    Dread to think what the stretch targets would be.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Chopsen 11 Jan 2013 17:01:52 15,851 posts
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    I'd sooner sell a kidney than a finger.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 17:03:32
    Fatiguez wrote:
    Or my left ring finger.

    Stealth "never getting married" post.
  • glaeken 11 Jan 2013 17:04:40 11,138 posts
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    @Chopsen And if your one kidney fails you are dead or at least on the way. You still have 9 fingers left and the finger you are getting rid of is not even equal to the others.

    How about a toe. I would give up a few of those for a million. I do have some very off toes though.

    Edited by glaeken at 17:04:56 11-01-2013
  • jellyhead 11 Jan 2013 17:04:48 24,350 posts
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    How much for me to get nakie?

    Hmm, a beer, glimpse of boobs and a promise :)

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  • Chopsen 11 Jan 2013 17:05:42 15,851 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    @Chopsen And if your one kidney fails you are dead or at least on the way. You still have 9 fingers left and the finger you are getting rid of is not even equal to the others.

    How about a toe. I would give up a few of those for a million. I do have some very off toes though.
    The chances of just one kidney failing are unlikely though. If you have something that fucks your kideys, it's going to take both out. Unless it's kidney cancer. And then you're probably fucked anyway.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 17:05:44
    Psychotext wrote:
    Psh, ramp it up a notch.

    You could fuck me in the arse for 200k. ;)
    Careful, I'm sure Mongo has a lawsuit in the offing that could cover that sort of price.
  • whatfruit 11 Jan 2013 17:07:11 1,420 posts
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    @LeoliansBro This will be the future of X factor and other crowd voting programmes. rather than hoist some nobody into the echloens of fame, a parade of z list celebreites will offer to self harm for money.

    Mark Wright will shoot himself in the hand with a nail gun for 100,000
    The cheeky girls will fuck a horse for 250,000
  • Trafford 11 Jan 2013 17:08:51 5,733 posts
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    Heh, Friday afternoons. The guys behind me at work are discussing the Omar challenge.
  • elstoof 11 Jan 2013 17:09:44 6,982 posts
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    Easy enough, one of them already allowed Lembit Opik in there.
  • nickthegun 11 Jan 2013 17:10:07 59,425 posts
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    I like how it took less than a page to go from a *reasonably* innocent 'how much would it take to get you naked?' question to 'I would take it in the arse for 50k'.

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  • Psychotext 11 Jan 2013 17:13:19 53,933 posts
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    That's because most of us would get naked for free. :p
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 17:15:07
    I'd do it for enough money to pay off my mortgage and car, no problem.
  • Alastair 11 Jan 2013 17:16:57 15,598 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    I'd do it for enough money to pay off my mortgage and car, no problem.
    There'd be so much fur in evidence no one would see anything anyway.
    Or is your username inaccurate?

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 17:25:45
    Would you tongue kiss a man for 2000?
  • Stickman 11 Jan 2013 17:30:15 29,664 posts
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    Yes.

    Is that a trick question?

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  • askew 11 Jan 2013 17:31:04 12,163 posts
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    Yeah.
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 17:32:37
    1000 and you get a pick then man?
  • Deleted user 11 January 2013 17:42:45
    Would you go away for a thousand? I'm sure we can all club together.

    Edited by meme at 17:43:11 11-01-2013
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