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  • Deckard1 26 Sep 2012 12:08:31 28,755 posts
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    I mean if I had to
  • neilka 26 Sep 2012 12:09:16 16,270 posts
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    At least then you're not making them miss any school.
  • Goban 26 Sep 2012 12:09:22 9,076 posts
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    Going for broke eh.
  • tincanrocket 26 Sep 2012 12:10:43 3,022 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    sport wrote:
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    If it was 16 it would mean he'd looked at his career and his responsibilities and gone 'Ah, fuck it' and done one. I'm fine with that.

    Given it's 15, he's looked at the law as well and decided it doesn't apply to him and gone 'Ah, fuck it'. This not only ups the stakes, it also makes him a cunt.
    Cmon LB, haven't you ever been in LOVE?!?!
    What's that got to do with anything?
    Yeah, what's love but a second-hand emotion?
  • LeoliansBro 26 Sep 2012 12:14:22 44,512 posts
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    That song's always struck me as fucking stupid.

    'Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?'

    Well, yes, but it's also useful for pumping blood around your body. Plus you could apply that logic to a watch say, or a car, or a climbing rope. 'Who needs a climbing rope when a climbing rope can be broken?' only serves to emphasise the retarded logic at play here.

    Plus I always thought love was 'a second-hand devotion'.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • TheSaint 26 Sep 2012 12:14:22 14,623 posts
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    Ginger wrote:
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    If running away with a fifteen year old isn't embarrassing enough, they played his shitty home made music video on the news last night:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/jeremyayre?feature=CAgQwRs%3D
    look at the youtube comments - it's all "they're in lurve" and "you sick filth"
    I liked:

    Jeremy Ayre for christmas number one.
  • Rusty_M 26 Sep 2012 12:14:39 4,770 posts
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    So there's a young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy...

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • X201 26 Sep 2012 12:15:23 15,587 posts
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    Rusty_M wrote:
    So there's a young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy...
    Just like the...
  • Razz 26 Sep 2012 12:16:46 61,400 posts
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    Legal issues aside, what kind of idiot gives their heart to a teenager? She'll bore of you in a couple of months.

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  • LeoliansBro 26 Sep 2012 12:17:17 44,512 posts
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    Another teenager?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Lukus 26 Sep 2012 12:18:07 19,258 posts
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    It's only worth it if she brought her uniform with them.

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  • Deckard1 26 Sep 2012 12:18:15 28,755 posts
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    Gives their heart?










    Gay
  • StarchildHypocrethes 26 Sep 2012 12:19:58 26,144 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Plus I always thought love was 'a second-hand devotion'.
    My mind has been blown just as that teacher probably was 5 minutes ago.
  • sport 26 Sep 2012 12:20:01 12,775 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Gives their heart?










    Gay
    Don't get him started on that bloody engagement. We'll never hear the end of it!
  • tincanrocket 26 Sep 2012 12:23:25 3,022 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Plus I always thought love was 'a second-hand devotion'.
    My mind has been blown just as that teacher probably was 5 minutes ago.
    I think you may both be right :D
  • nickthegun 26 Sep 2012 12:24:37 60,506 posts
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    He's a slot badger, a two pin din plug, the crazy world of Arthur brown and a shrub rocketeer.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • Ka-blamo 26 Sep 2012 12:24:40 7,472 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    The subtext you get from the interviews is that the girl is a bit thick and easily led.
    A teenage girl then.

    If I was him and knew I wasn't coming back I'd head east through Europe, ditch my car and get a hire one, get her to change her hair colour. Make your way to Russia, once you get there you'll never be found.

    Just need to do it quickly before every border/toll booth/policeman in europe has been told to keep a look out for them.

    Also its about sex, nothing more. if she was identical in every way except ugly he wouldn't give a shit or even talk to her, she just developed breasts early and flirted with him, now he's got his boner in a twist and is having some midlife crisis paedo spaz attack.....

    Anyway, once he's slept with her the teacher-student forbidden fruit/taboo alure will have worn off and he'll become increasingly tired of her whining and usual girl nonsense, then he'll post her back to England in a crate then kill himself.
  • elstoof 26 Sep 2012 12:26:58 7,760 posts
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    Any 30 year old man who "falls in love" with a 15 year old girl is mentally handicapped surely. What did they bond over, a mutual 1Direction obsession? Sylvanian Families collection? Panini sticker trading? These things are all great for snaring a bit of underage snatch, but come on bro she'll be legal before you know it.
  • sport 26 Sep 2012 12:27:44 12,775 posts
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    Actually, anyone noticed Fruit_Salad hasn't posted in a while?
  • nickthegun 26 Sep 2012 12:27:47 60,506 posts
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    I hope you're not a teacher, otherwise that plan is a little too well thought out.

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  • mrpon 26 Sep 2012 12:28:58 29,202 posts
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    StarchildHypocrethes wrote:
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Plus I always thought love was 'a second-hand devotion'.
    My mind has been blown just as that teacher probably was 5 minutes ago.
    I thought it was second-handed motor.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • senso-ji 26 Sep 2012 12:30:01 5,969 posts
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    Incidentally, if she was 16, 17 or 18 and still in school, it would still be illegal, and he'd still be put on the sex offenders register.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Sep 2012 12:31:59 44,512 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Any 30 year old man who "falls in love" with a 15 year old girl is mentally handicapped surely. What did they bond over, a mutual 1Direction obsession? Sylvanian Families collection? Panini sticker trading? These things are all great for snaring a bit of underage snatch, but come on bro she'll be legal before you know it.
    Funny that the disbelief in this thread seems more centred around 'I can't believe he did this, they have nothing in common' rather than 'I can't believe he did this, abusing his position of power and authority and willingly breaking the law to blamboozle a child'.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 26 Sep 2012 12:32:41 28,755 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Incidentally, if she was 16, 17 or 18 and still in school, it would still be illegal, and he'd still be put on the sex offenders register.
    WHAT?!
  • X201 26 Sep 2012 12:34:16 15,587 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    What did they bond over
    Could have been a multitude of things or nothing, could have just been two people fed-up with their current lives. She may hate her mother or her step-father, or just life at home in general. He may have felt trapped/forced into marriage.

    Regardless of what it was, he should have slapped the anchors on the relationship yonks ago..
  • neilka 26 Sep 2012 12:34:52 16,270 posts
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    I can't help but wonder what Daddy Pig would think about all this. I bet outwardly he'd be disapproving, but inside he'd actually be thinking "get stuck in there my son". He's just that kind of guy.
  • Load_2.0 26 Sep 2012 12:35:05 19,445 posts
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    Tight pussy is tight pussy.
  • elstoof 26 Sep 2012 12:35:49 7,760 posts
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    That's because we seem to be talking about the why rather than the how Bro.
  • Ka-blamo 26 Sep 2012 12:36:45 7,472 posts
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    I wouldn't class her as a child, I remember being 15 and thinking I knew everything and was smart and worldly.

    Looking back on it.....I was! ;)

    Well, I was old enough to tell a paedo I don't want to be nonced up in Paris, and old enough to say I did want that.
  • neilka 26 Sep 2012 12:37:01 16,270 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    What did they bond over
    Her desk
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