Nooooo... children in the office

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  • THFourteen 23 Dec 2011 09:33:11 33,415 posts
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    Not only are they running around and playing with my toys, they are also making it so i am no longer the centre of attention :(

    NO THAT THIERRY TOY IS NOT FOR PLAYING WITH ITS FOR SITTING ON MY DESK!!!
  • Grump 23 Dec 2011 09:34:24 1,180 posts
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    See how far you can kick one of them...

    then do it again to see if you can beat your score.
  • Nasty 23 Dec 2011 09:37:03 4,745 posts
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    Time for a 2G1C reaction video
  • THFourteen 23 Dec 2011 09:40:28 33,415 posts
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    well apparently there is a kids film on at 10 in one of hte meeting rooms so that should get them out of here for a bit
  • elstoof 23 Dec 2011 10:00:40 7,317 posts
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    Grown man with toys at his desk deserves to be taken down a peg or two in my opinion.
  • sport 23 Dec 2011 10:04:32 12,723 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    well apparently there is a kids film on at 10 in one of hte meeting rooms so that should get them out of here for a bit
    oohhh, what film?

    /jumps around excitedly
  • Chopsen 23 Dec 2011 10:05:32 15,967 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    well apparently there is a kids film on at 10 in one of hte meeting rooms so that should get them out of here for a bit
    I do wonder why places that do this kind of thing bother. It's not as if you're going to particularly productive like this so why not just close up early for xmas. I'm sure everybody would rather just be at home.
  • THFourteen 23 Dec 2011 10:16:39 33,415 posts
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    Toy Story \o/

    Well to be honest, even though i have an intense mistrust of smaller people, the kids seem to love it, they get to come in and see where daddy or mummy works, and play with stuff like the photocopiers or my toys (everybody should have toys at their desk)

    The parents seem to enjoy showing off their children just as much.

    some people brought their wives and husbands in too.
  • sport 23 Dec 2011 10:26:10 12,723 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Toy Story \o/

    Well to be honest, even though i have an intense mistrust of smaller people, the kids seem to love it, they get to come in and see where daddy or mummy works, and play with stuff like the photocopiers or my toys (everybody should have toys at their desk)

    The parents seem to enjoy showing off their children just as much.

    some people brought their wives and husbands in too.
    Is there a bowl to drop your keys in?
  • neilka 23 Dec 2011 10:32:05 15,914 posts
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    Start breathing extremely heavily whenever anyone's child gets near you. The problem will soon resolve itself.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Zizoo 23 Dec 2011 10:38:22 8,374 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    NO THAT THIERRY TOY IS NOT FOR PLAYING WITH ITS FOR SITTING ON MY DESK!!!
    Thierry toy? As in a Thierry Henry action figure?
  • Chopsen 23 Dec 2011 10:58:04 15,967 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Toy Story \o/

    Well to be honest, even though i have an intense mistrust of smaller people, the kids seem to love it, they get to come in and see where daddy or mummy works, and play with stuff like the photocopiers or my toys (everybody should have toys at their desk)

    The parents seem to enjoy showing off their children just as much.

    some people brought their wives and husbands in too.
    fair enough, guess it's great if you work in that kind of culture that people can actually view being at work as being a positive thing. If I suggested "hey lets all bring our families in and watch Toy Story" at our work I would get a sea of O_o
  • Deleted user 23 December 2011 10:59:14
    sport wrote:

    Is there a bowl to drop your keys in?
    GLOL!
  • THFourteen 23 Dec 2011 11:16:37 33,415 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    NO THAT THIERRY TOY IS NOT FOR PLAYING WITH ITS FOR SITTING ON MY DESK!!!
    Thierry toy? As in a Thierry Henry action figure?
    well perhaps "toy" is a bit of a poor description

    they are collectibles!

    http://www.corinthianseller.co.uk/prostars-teamlist-arsenal.php

    got about 8 of these
  • kinky_mong 23 Dec 2011 12:06:37 10,276 posts
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    It really fucks me off when people bring their kids into the office, especially new mothers showing off their ugly hellspawn. I'm trying to work here and hearing your brat screaming isn't helping!

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • sport 23 Dec 2011 12:09:50 12,723 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    It really fucks me off when people bring their kids into the office, especially new mothers showing off their ugly hellspawn. I'm trying to work here and hearing your brat screaming isn't helping!
    But UNCLE MOOOOONGGGGG!!!!

    /tugs kinky's shirt
  • neilka 23 Dec 2011 12:12:14 15,914 posts
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    /dropkicks sport through the window

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • beastmaster 23 Dec 2011 12:14:03 11,413 posts
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    We have a dog in ours today.

    make of that what you will :)

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Derblington 23 Dec 2011 12:15:28 21,614 posts
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    We used to get both, until they discover that animals break the health and safety laws. Now it's just kids...
  • cheeky_prawnking 23 Dec 2011 12:17:32 4,574 posts
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    Maybe next year visit Ann Summers and have an array of sex toys on your desk. Once mummy is shown the vibrating toy they will be kept away.
  • kinky_mong 23 Dec 2011 12:25:58 10,276 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    We have a dog in ours today.

    make of that what you will :)
    This I'd be more than happy with. Dogs are brilliant, bawling little bastards aren't.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • TechnoHippy 23 Dec 2011 12:35:32 14,715 posts
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    Does your company insurance cover children in the building?

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  • President_Weasel 23 Dec 2011 12:36:24 9,302 posts
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    Dogs are brilliant all the time, unless they are little yappy-type-dogs.
    Some toddlers are almost as brilliant as dogs, if they're in the right mood. Most of the time though other people's children are the Worst Thing Ever.
  • Jacksie66 23 Dec 2011 15:39:00 572 posts
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    ZizouFC wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    NO THAT THIERRY TOY IS NOT FOR PLAYING WITH ITS FOR SITTING ON MY DESK!!!
    Thierry toy? As in a Thierry Henry action figure?
    Has it got its hand outstreched and its shorts down, shitting all over an FAI crest?
  • PhoenixFlames 23 Dec 2011 16:14:25 8,998 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    well apparently there is a kids film on at 10 in one of hte meeting rooms so that should get them out of here for a bit
    I do wonder why places that do this kind of thing bother. It's not as if you're going to particularly productive like this so why not just close up early for xmas. I'm sure everybody would rather just be at home.
    Because everyone must suffer! Or something.

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • Zizoo 23 Dec 2011 16:58:35 8,374 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    ZizouFC wrote:
    THFourteen wrote:
    NO THAT THIERRY TOY IS NOT FOR PLAYING WITH ITS FOR SITTING ON MY DESK!!!
    Thierry toy? As in a Thierry Henry action figure?
    well perhaps "toy" is a bit of a poor description

    they are collectibles!

    http://www.corinthianseller.co.uk/prostars-teamlist-arsenal.php

    got about 8 of these
    Haha, nice :)
  • THFourteen 24 Dec 2012 09:23:16 33,415 posts
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    Its happening again /o\

    best soundbyte of the day
    " I NEVER WANT TO COME HERE AGAIN! "

    nor do i!
  • Dirtbox 24 Dec 2012 09:32:37 78,154 posts
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    Are you actually allowed near children? I had you pinned a massive retarded nonce.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • THFourteen 24 Dec 2012 09:39:08 33,415 posts
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    yeah baby i'm looking hawt today
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