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  • tendollarlameo 21 Dec 2011 10:56:31 43 posts
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    I'm surprised there isn't a thread for this. I searched and searched, didn't find one, so the only thing I can assume is that either a) it hasn't been made, or b) it's against the rules to make one.

    If it's the latter, I apologize, because despite reading Eurogamer for years, I have only set foot in the forums for the first time within the last five hours.

    Now then, the topic at hand. Video game crushes. You gotta have at least one character you have a crush on, even if it's strictly platonic(ie man/girlcrushes).

    My biggest crush is on Nathan Drake because...well do I even have to explain it? Sarcastic, charismatic, good sense of fashion, dude's pretty awesome. In fact I find it hard to believe a single person who has played at least one game in the Uncharted series doesn't have a crush on Drake. He's charming and lovable!
    [Also, on a side note: dat ass]

    Second is probably Garrus. I have no idea why I find him attractive, but after the events of Mass Effect 2, I just wanted to give the poor guy a gigantic hug. I admire his loyalty to his team, and the fact that he's an excellent sharpshooter.

    Those are the only two I consider actual crushes. I mean, yeah, Dante, Ezio, Chris and Leon are all good looking, but that's about it. I don't think they're bad characters, I just can't get emotionally attached and genuinely invested in them and their plotlines.
  • DiamondIce 21 Dec 2011 11:00:26 1,185 posts
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    Dhalsim. He is stretchy.

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  • HiddenAway 21 Dec 2011 11:05:03 14,877 posts
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    It's probably because none of us want to admit it :p

    Aeris (FF7), Fiora and Melia (Xenoblade Chronicles)

    I just like them :S

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  • dominalien 21 Dec 2011 11:08:02 6,848 posts
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    Heh, probably. :)

    Rikku from FFX-2 from me. She's just awesome. I don't think I'd be able to stand her for more than 5 minutes IRL, though ;)

    PSN: DonOsito

  • cheeky_prawnking 21 Dec 2011 11:08:22 4,473 posts
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    I once had a shelf in game fall on me
  • ModishNouns 21 Dec 2011 11:09:10 4,655 posts
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    That fucking boulder just before the lake in Resi 4.
  • L_Franko Moderator 21 Dec 2011 11:10:24 9,694 posts
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    Nathan Drakes character style is not in any way unique in my opinion, he fits into popular class of character now. Not saying it is a bad thing as the style can be fun but he is a bit to much of a copy for me.

    my choice off the top of my head I'd have to say the Joker from Arkham Asylum.
  • Popzeus 21 Dec 2011 11:10:42 8,300 posts
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    Evil Girl Shepard

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • Adamical 21 Dec 2011 11:11:04 314 posts
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    Alyx from HL2, obv.

    Edited by Adamical at 11:11:17 21-12-2011
  • nickthegun 21 Dec 2011 11:12:04 59,534 posts
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    nihilanth

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 21 Dec 2011 11:14:33 37,899 posts
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  • tendollarlameo 21 Dec 2011 11:15:20 43 posts
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    I'd argue that Drake sort of created that class of character. Or at the very least, popularized it. Even Nolan North gets pissed when developers say, "Oh, no, use your Drake voice!". As anyone who has played Arkham Asylum knows, North has a very good range.

    But they just want Drake.

    Also, boulder joke made me laugh. What made me laugh harder is the fact it took me two minutes to understand it. And then I died a little inside.
  • FightingMongoose 21 Dec 2011 11:15:41 496 posts
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    Alyx is amazing, also got a thing for Elena from Uncharted.
  • roz123 21 Dec 2011 11:17:31 7,112 posts
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    I think I am most attracted to girls in fighting games. Usually they have skimpy clothes, massive tits and flash a bit of arse but I think the real attraction is that I get to beat the shit out of them.
  • Murbal 21 Dec 2011 11:18:05 22,102 posts
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    Isabela, Dragon Age 2. Filth.
  • magicpanda 21 Dec 2011 11:20:04 13,347 posts
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    Kirby. That dirty little SLUT FUCKPIG.

    /slams cock in the door again
  • tendollarlameo 21 Dec 2011 11:20:07 43 posts
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    Alyx and Elena are both awesome. Elena is just like the perfect female video game character, next to Chell of course, because she's a good woman, and doesn't speak.

    I've noticed most guys/lesbians really prefer Elena to Chloe. Why is that? Is Elena just more charming? You can argue that Elena looks more like a "real woman" than Chloe, but Chloe isn't exactly a blowup doll; plenty of women have her figure as well. Plus she's apparently the best driver in the business, whatever "the business" is.
  • Deleted user 21 December 2011 11:21:33
    When did this place turn into the Gamefaq forums?

    Edited by spudsbuckley at 11:22:34 21-12-2011
  • dr_swin 21 Dec 2011 11:22:29 4,887 posts
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    Trip from Enslaved hands down. Runner up - Elika from the cell shaded Prince of Persia.
  • Murbal 21 Dec 2011 11:24:10 22,102 posts
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    Miranda Lawson. Except I managed to piss her off by siding with Jack.
  • tendollarlameo 21 Dec 2011 11:25:26 43 posts
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    I would like the 2008 Prince if he weren't such a selfish prick. The entire ending AND epilogue is just to prove that he is a selfish prick.

    So my point is, he's a selfish prick. I just wanted to make sure that was getting across. Him being a selfish prick, I mean.
  • Zizoo 21 Dec 2011 11:27:27 8,288 posts
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    Morrigan from Dragon Age. <3
  • Deckard1 21 Dec 2011 11:38:12 27,773 posts
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    Eddie "Skate" Hunter from Streets of Rage 2. Great shoulders.

    Hush you ponce

  • senso-ji 21 Dec 2011 11:41:30 5,857 posts
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    Rachel from Ninja Gaiden. Boy can she swing a hammer.
  • tendollarlameo 21 Dec 2011 11:42:45 43 posts
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    Too bad she can't swing your hammer.

    Hey-oh!

    ...

    I'll be in my corner.
  • waggy79 21 Dec 2011 11:49:36 954 posts
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    dr_swin wrote:
    Trip from Enslaved hands down. Runner up - Elika from the cell shaded Prince of Persia.
    this
  • Lukus 21 Dec 2011 12:01:04 19,051 posts
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    Alex Kidd. He's got that sexy Lolita thing going on.

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  • tendollarlameo 21 Dec 2011 13:16:49 43 posts
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    What about her eating a sandwich?
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