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  • sirtacos 21 Jun 2011 14:09:26 7,378 posts
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    Have you already tried one whilst in a relationship?

    Was is planned or spontaneous?

    Aside from the obvious sexual gratification*, did it have any effects - good or bad - down the line?

    How did you ensure that your partner would be completely comfortable with the experience?

    (*10 years of porn have conditioned me to believe that a threesome is the Holy Grail of human sexuality and that after I have done it, I will bask in a state of ultimate bliss forevermore, safe in the knowledge that my life is finally complete. Obviously that isn't the case, but it's hard to argue with your penis. So... input welcome. Preferably based on 1st-hand experience.)

    (PS I'm referring to a FFM threesome. A MMF threesome is out of the question. Hypocrisy FTW!
    That being said, if your past contains MMF, MMM or FFF cavortings, then feel free to pitch in as well.)
  • smoothpete 21 Jun 2011 14:10:40 31,826 posts
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    this will be locked in no time
  • Dougs 21 Jun 2011 14:10:54 69,518 posts
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    Unless you're in a relationship that has no emotional attachment (or not in one at all), then this can only end badly imo. Sounds great, but in practice is still cheating....
  • X201 21 Jun 2011 14:11:13 15,745 posts
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    / sets up deck chairs and starts taking orders for baked potatoes and hot dogs.
  • speedofthepuma 21 Jun 2011 14:11:59 13,320 posts
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    Never been interested in one personally, but thanks for the offer.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • askew 21 Jun 2011 14:12:01 12,724 posts
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    MMF AKA 'Devil's Threesome'
  • bigshot316 21 Jun 2011 14:12:59 24,520 posts
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    I've had a MMFF 4some with my ex gf and a nice couple we drunkenly met in the pub.
    It was awesome as his Mrs was a LOT fitter than mine!! \o/

    I wouldn't advise it if you're in a serious thing though, we were just starting out so I wasn't fussed.

    Had lots of MMF 3 ways, they are more fun than you'd think tbh especially if you're with a mate.
    Let's be clear- I don't mean I was getting gay, we just shared a girl!

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  • Buztafen 21 Jun 2011 14:13:37 16,531 posts
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    Paging Bigshot.
  • Buztafen 21 Jun 2011 14:14:07 16,531 posts
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    :D Too late.
  • HoraceGoesSquiffy 21 Jun 2011 14:14:15 1,563 posts
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    One way ticket to divorce / separation - sooner or later. If you value your partner, don't do it.

    The thing about sexual gratification is this : just because you've done it once, it doesn't necessarily mean you won't want to do it again.
  • Rufus 21 Jun 2011 14:17:01 1,756 posts
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    bigshot316 wrote:
    Let's be clear- I don't mean I was getting gay, we just shared a girl!

    It's not gay, when it's in a 3 way

    /had to be done

  • urban 21 Jun 2011 14:17:55 11,069 posts
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    This reeks of social impotence. I've had 2 threesomes. One in a relationship and one out of a relationship and both had zero after affects.

    If you're doing one in a relationship you obviously both have to trust each other completely. I know a few girls who've had threesomes as the third party and the couple were jealous of each other getting with her which got awkward so she left because they clearly weren't in any state to trust each other. It's purely sexual gratification. Some people can't handle that.

    The other one out of a relationship was a drunken Whey lets goto the casino! It was chinese new year and by entering the casino that night you got a raffle ticket, I won 250 2/3rds of which got blown on drink that night between the three of us.

    My old flatmate and his uni girl friend who just happened to be out for drinks that night. Went back to the flat and it just happened. Spit roasting is kinda fun! I saw her for a few weeks after that for sex but that was it.

    No big deal. Woo! sex!
  • bigshot316 21 Jun 2011 14:22:08 24,520 posts
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    I like you :)

    smoggo wrote:
    At weekends when my wife is away I like to wear her stockings and put Stickle bricks up my bottom whilst listening to Ke$ha songs.

  • sirtacos 21 Jun 2011 14:22:27 7,378 posts
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    TBF, she brought it up first.

    She's had one before. It was a spontaneous thing with a guy she'd slept with previously.
    Since she told me that story, I haven't been able to get it out of my mind.

    Problem is, I'm almost as turned on by the image of her having sex with that guy (the pangs of jealousy actually make it more arousing somehow) as with images of her having lesbian fun.

    I'm dimly aware of the risks involved - especially considering the fact that I really like her - but my dirty mind just won't quit.

    We've only been together for a few months, if that makes any difference.
    We've already had a conversation about our respective feelings towards this, and the conclusion was "yeah! Let's do it, woo!". She did say she'd prefer it if I didn't come inside the other girl. I don't know whether that's a perfectly natural demonstration of jealousy, or a hint of some deeper discomfort...

    I need to mull this over.
  • Dolly 21 Jun 2011 14:24:20 3,257 posts
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    Is this some kind of toedip Tacos, for a possible Expo rendez-vous if the right sort of people turn up to this thread?

    /amends travelodge booking to 3 persons, just in case.
  • Dolly 21 Jun 2011 14:25:09 3,257 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    TBF, she brought it up first.

    She's had one before. It was a spontaneous thing with a guy she'd slept with previously.
    Since she told me that story, I haven't been able to get it out of my mind.

    Problem is, I'm almost as turned on by the image of her having sex with that guy (the pangs of jealousy actually make it more arousing somehow) as with images of her having lesbian fun.

    I'm dimly aware of the risks involved - especially considering the fact that I really like her - but my dirty mind just won't quit.

    We've only been together for a few months, if that makes any difference.

    Watch Chasing Amy.
  • Blotto 21 Jun 2011 14:26:54 2,777 posts
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    For me:

    Been together a couple of months, like her = Do it.

    Been together for awhile, love her = No chance.
  • sirtacos 21 Jun 2011 14:31:08 7,378 posts
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    Dolly wrote:
    Is this some kind of toedip Tacos, for a possible Expo rendez-vous if the right sort of people turn up to this thread?

    /amends travelodge booking to 3 persons, just in case.

    :D

    Planting seeds...
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  • sirtacos 21 Jun 2011 14:33:53 7,378 posts
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    @Dolly: will do. I've been told it's good. If I can treat it as an instructional video on the pitfalls of kinkiness, then so much the better.

    @ Blotto: :) Concise. My penis and I like the way you think.

    @ kalel: TATU. It's TATU, isn't it.
  • Dolly 21 Jun 2011 14:37:35 3,257 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I'm not saying which one, but I've had a threesome with two members of a well known girl band.

    The Supremes? Five Star? Daphne & Celeste?
  • PhoenixFlames 21 Jun 2011 14:38:15 9,230 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    I'm not saying which one, but I've had a threesome with two members of a well known girl band.

    Cleopatra? Bucks Fizz? Bananarama?

    PSN - phoenix1flames

  • nickthegun 21 Jun 2011 14:38:43 61,322 posts
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KWJhy9f5o&feature=related

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

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  • Grump 21 Jun 2011 14:39:07 1,180 posts
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    Wilson Philips.

    The fat one counts as 2.
  • nickthegun 21 Jun 2011 14:39:07 61,322 posts
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    The Supremes

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • kinky_mong 21 Jun 2011 14:40:25 10,867 posts
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    My money's on the ugly sisters from B*Witched.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

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