Yup. SurAlun is back on 10th May.|
Here's the numpties
Would be nice to get an update on last year's winner - Stellllllllla. I can only imagine she's become another estate agent down Brentwood way.
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Love this car crash show.|
Number one looks like she's been smacked around with a spade a few times.
Number three looks like a man.
Tom Pellereau looks like comedian. May be going undercover?
Susan Ma looks quite cute, if miserable.
Vincent looks like a knob.
Can't wait for the total and utter incompetence and stupidity. Is the winner from the last one on the dole yet?
I liked that one with the dodgy kiwi accent. Was hot and reasonable intelligent.
I met Stella, she was in the queue at John Lewis |
Anyway, getting fed up with Apprentice now - the descriptions for canditates might as well read 'Vincent Disney - has big mouth, talks loads of shit, doesn't have any common sense'
|Melody Hossaini would get it|
My favourite reality show by a million miles. Cannot wait.|
I've bumped into Alex Epstein from the last series on nights out in Manchester twice now. I always like to take the piss.
|Holy shit, I went to school with Helen Milligan!|
|She looks like the evil witch in some random children's film.|
|Where's Lionheart? We need know which ones are smashable|
FWB wrote:No, Helen Milligan was hot stuff at school. I asked her out on several occasions in 7th year, wasn't to be though unfortunately.
Ah well, she seems to have disappeared off my Facebook friends list, in fact all of Facebook.
So what we're saying is that woody virtually poked Helen and pretty much had a love child with her?|
If she's disappeared that suggests that something bad happened. Something very bad and embarrassing. Can't wait.
|Yeah looking cute, if heavily photoshopped.|
FWB wrote:Not really, it's probably standard practise. Otherwise I could upload all her photo albums to the internets right now for you all to see. Which obviously would be the first thing I'd do. But now I can't.
|Can you just draw some paintshop pictures of her instead?|
They're at last years EuroGamer expo for the first or second show. |
I can't wait to see their hilarious interactions trying to flog their massively shit smartphone apps to a crowd of people who are not impressed in the slightest by them.
Plus I might be on TV as I explained to them the worthlessness of their product.
You dare to strike Scurrcules!?
|The 26-year-old from Cheshire claims to have bought a house with her sister at the age of 12|
|So. She's insane?|
|Disappointing. No eye candy.|
That's usually the only reason I watch it. The early weeks will be full of the really useless people going and by the end it'll be 90% cunts.|
It needs a format change to be interesting again.
|That came around again quick. Ps bring back Stella, dunno what it was with her but I found her yummy|
|Hmmmm. There's already an The Apprentice thread... Now should I lock this one or let it continue as it is a new series?|
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|New series. Got a link at the start with piccies and everything.|
|With the slight tweak in format (he gives the winner £250k toward a joint business venture) has the whole of this series been filmed already, and if so can we just find out the winner by looking at his director positions with Companies House?|
All those pics make them look odd. AS if they have tried a bad HDR format!|
Shotgun on Felicity though.
|So, this reward for winning... surely it should be based on what the business is, not just their business skills? Not that any of them have any.|