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  • Fab4 7 Apr 2011 09:35:14 6,077 posts
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    I can't remember exactly what I dreamt about last night but the last thing I do remember was building a device from scratch and upon starting it, the boot-up sound it made coincided with the noise my phone makes to wake me up.
  • johnlenham 7 Apr 2011 09:39:05 4,000 posts
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    I had such a vivid dream last night I could have sworn it was real, then I woke up and had to take stock for 5mins and work out if it was a dream or what happend the night before! Shame I cant remember a damn thing about it now!
  • heyyo 7 Apr 2011 09:40:20 14,373 posts
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    I was sat in my cousin's room playing Burnout on PS2 and then at 23:39 I floated out of there into the room next door ... which was now an official UFC ring and straight away I was in a arm lock, but I won? Then next thing i'm driving home on the M25 hoping my eyes don't close as it's about 3am in the morning..
  • ParadoxDeath 7 Apr 2011 10:05:27 31 posts
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    A bit of a recurring dream for me but this was a frightening version of it that happened 2 years ago but is crystal clear even today.

    In my dream I was asleep in my house around 1-2am (dream within a dream) and suddenly woke from this dream and became very aware of someone or something else in the house with me. I was paralysed in my bed, I couldnít move or shout for help - thatís the recurring bit. Whatever was in the house with me I knew was moving up the stairs and coming towards my bed room. I was trying to shout for help and move but couldnít. Then in my dream there was complete silence when I knew the *thing* was outside my bedroom door which I always sleep with open. At that point a ghost or something flew through the door straight at me and I woke up instantly pretty freaked out. The thing that freaked me out the most was that when I opened my eyes I was looking at exactly the same place in the room, lying in the same position at the same time as I was in my dream when I was attacked by whatever it was!
  • Dougs 7 Apr 2011 10:08:06 67,741 posts
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    Can't remember last night, but Monday night I dreamed I was Lewis Hamilton. But instead of doing all the things that someone in Hamilton's position could do, I auditioned for X-Factor. Badly. So badly that I made a complete arse of myself by being a twat. And then I met Paul McCartney in the car park.
  • Genji 7 Apr 2011 10:12:24 19,689 posts
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    I had quite an Oedipal dream a few nights ago. It's left me a bit O_o, because it's the first time I've ever had a dream like that. nfi what brought it on either.

    Thankfully the last couple of nights have been much better.
  • johnlenham 13 Apr 2011 10:04:15 4,000 posts
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    Last nights was weird as hell.
    I basically had a call to get home as a lorry was outside dropping somehting off for me.

    I get home and basically I had somehow bought off Ebay a massive PC case that was out on the street, a Running Machine and a complete pc worth 6 grand.

    I was freaking out as I was thinking how I hadnt even been on ebay in ages and oh god how will I pay for all this! send it back!

    Then I woke up and was relived nothing had been bought!
  • MetalDog 13 Apr 2011 10:21:40 23,697 posts
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    Man a 6k computer and you didn't even try it out before you sent it back? =)
    I can beat you on weirdness today, I reckon.

    Last night, I dreamt my flatmate and myself came back home - only home was a council flat I used to live in and it was in a state of dereliction. None of the lights worked. I started doing a room-to-room search of the wreckage going all Bodie and Doyle with a slide load pistol in hand and my flatmate was saying, 'for fucks sake, nobody's here, what the hell with the gun?'

    I found a naked young teenager in the bath, in the dark, partially hidden by a bit of pressboard fallen against it. She looked dead at first, but started thrashing in the water like a dying fish when I yelled that I'd found somebody. I hauled her out and was towelling her down hard to warm her up when she started singing in a beautifully clear voice, 'I spend all day sleeping here, I spend all day lounging here' - which was when I woke up, the tune still stuck in my head.

    It was 5AM and the tune was a good one, but I knew I'd forget it by the time I woke up again and I bloody have. Bah.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • johnlenham 13 Apr 2011 11:06:10 4,000 posts
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    Ok yeah thats odd, but the PC was so big the guy had to hire a lorry to deliver it and was sitting in the front room having tea with my stepdad! the PC case was litrrally the size of a car aswell. Dreams eh!?
  • MetalDog 13 Apr 2011 11:09:26 23,697 posts
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    You done bought yourself a Cray!

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • sirtacos 22 Apr 2011 04:15:38 7,280 posts
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    Tony Soprano came home to find three of his underlings fucking his wife and daughter in the living room.
    He grabbed one of them (Bobby) and gave him a beating. Then he dropped his pants and started raping him, using tabasco sauce as lube.
    While his family watched on.

    o_o
  • sirtacos 1 May 2011 09:39:34 7,280 posts
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    I was in a really nice apartment building made of glass and with big carved mahogany doors. My neighbour was a very cute french girl who lived in the penthouse opposite me. She had a pool and I was hoping - to phrase it like a gentleman - to get all up in that.

    Next thing I know, everyone on the planet is getting killed.
    There are semi-invisible ghostly purple/black tentacles coiling out from the earth and murdering everyone with a simple touch. The tentacle death hasn't yet spread to my area, but it's coming, as signalled by looming black clouds and a palpable sense of dread that permeates the landscape. It's the oppressive calm before the storm.
    I watch the news with my family, and a weatherwoman describes the spread of the Death Thing as casually as a low-pressure front in Kent.

    Everyone is trying to escape - people are leaving my building with backpacks full of provisions and jumping into their cars. Some insist on carrying their xboxes and other useless shit.

    The only way to stay safe is to barricade yourself inside somewhere, but for some reason my family and I decide to flee. I grab the cat, some cat litter, cat food, canned goods, and run to the car where my mum and sister are waiting.

    Something happens on the highway - a huge pile-up I think. People run in our direction - tentacled death is coming!

    I floor it and we get back to our apartment, closing every door on the way. People are dying in droves, but we're safe from the smog/tentacles/apocalypse for now.

    For some reason I'm now a little 7-year old girl in a white dress running from the semi-invisible death smog in an American identikit white-picket suburb.

    Corpses and abandoned cars litter the streets lined with trashed homes.
    I hear whispers as the death gets nearer... I sprint but it closes the distance. I can feel it taking over my body and whispering in my brain with hissing intensity "Bounding up, bounding up, BOUNDING UP".
    I leg it towards a random house to hide inside, but the front door is locked. I'm fucked.

    Death possesses me and it feels indescribably weird - after all, I am being violated on every possible level and then some - but I don't die. Instead, I enter some kind of alternate reality where some hot but creepy-looking white-haired demon woman tells me I'm one of the chosen ones and that she's sending me to Chosen One school.

    Whatthefuck.
  • sirtacos 7 May 2011 08:47:57 7,280 posts
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    :)
  • richarddavies 7 May 2011 11:11:52 2,657 posts
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    Only remember bits but I do remember I was in my local town and I saw a new cake shop. I went up to check it out and Duncan from Blue owned it and he was dishing out free samples. His songs are shit but he's a damn fine cake maker.
  • Deleted user 7 May 2011 11:16:37
    I dreamt about not submitting some exam paper I was supposed to do. The weird thing is that it was for an exam from several years ago and I'm still not sure whether I really did submit it or not.
  • beastmaster 27 Jun 2011 15:40:02 11,418 posts
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    I dreamt that Adam Baldwin (from Chuck) had a tape measure and wanted to measure the length of my scrotum!

    That was really fucking odd. Quite scary too.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • L_Franko Moderator 11 Jul 2011 10:49:19 9,694 posts
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    Weird one Saturday night.
    I moved into my old primary school to live with a girl I've been friends with ever since we were both at primary school together and after settling in and all that she tells me to pull out a draw in a cupboard which turns out to be full of guns of all sizes. I'm then instructed to load up and get ready as they will be here soon. So, I now spend ages, or what seems like ages in my dream, loading clips, finding the correct ammo of each gun and settling down to cover choak points into the building. I wake up before I find out who or what is trying to get at us, or they might have been after the building, never found out the intensions of the invaders.
  • Orrah 12 Jul 2011 01:15:28 55 posts
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    I don't often remember my dreams but the last one I remember involved Zomoniac trying to kill me. I can't remember why - he probably had his reasons - but I was forced to take his gun and kill him with it.

    Crying shame though it meant I could take his big 3DTV. Silver lining and all that...

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  • sirtacos 18 Aug 2011 03:43:22 7,280 posts
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    I dreamt that there was a terrorist attack on the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

    A group of dancers in golden suits and facepaint came in as part of the evening's entertainment.
    They started a performance. Then one of them took out a gun and shot a woman in the head point blank. The others stopped dancing and started doing the same - shooting everyone present.
    I suppose it was a lot like the 'No Russian' level in MW2.
  • sirtacos 23 Aug 2011 02:24:52 7,280 posts
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    1. I was broke, so I decided to rob a house with one of my best friends. We met up with two professional burglars and broke into a country house in the rural South of France.
    We started rifling through drawers and bagging jewellery.
    Then we all sat down in the living room and looked at our loot. We smoked a big blunt. Then I got paranoid about fingerprints and started rubbing every surface with a cloth.

    2. I was lying in bed. I woke up. I saw a big beige spider the size of my hand crawling towards the bed. I opened my laptop and googled "big beige spider" to find out if it was venomous.
    The spider climbed onto the bed. Gathering up all my courage and manliness, I gently knocked it off the bed.
    I then noticed its jaw/mandibles was/were broken - literally hanging by a thread.
    I felt terrible for injuring it. The spider slinked back down the stairs.
    This dream was very sad for some reason.
  • Stockings 23 Aug 2011 03:29:46 1,058 posts
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    Optical illusions in a newspaper.
    Had a scary vibe, a nightmare
  • Ged42 23 Aug 2011 08:46:28 7,732 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    1. I was broke, so I decided to rob a house with one of my best friends. We met up with two professional burglars and broke into a country house in the rural South of France.
    We started rifling through drawers and bagging jewellery.
    Then we all sat down in the living room and looked at our loot. We smoked a big blunt. Then I got paranoid about fingerprints and started rubbing every surface with a cloth.

    2. I was lying in bed. I woke up. I saw a big beige spider the size of my hand crawling towards the bed. I opened my laptop and googled "big beige spider" to find out if it was venomous.
    The spider climbed onto the bed. Gathering up all my courage and manliness, I gently knocked it off the bed.
    I then noticed its jaw/mandibles was/were broken - literally hanging by a thread.
    I felt terrible for injuring it. The spider slinked back down the stairs.
    This dream was very sad for some reason.

    /puts hippy psychotherapist hat on

    You are feeling a lot of guilt about something in your life, possibly it involves hurting someone close to you.
  • Madder-Max 23 Aug 2011 08:54:46 11,656 posts
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    In real life I watched Limitless and drank red wine. The dream:

    i was using an experimental new drug and my use got out of control. A local drug dealer told me that I needed to calm down and inject heroin. i was really reluctant and got really emotional and then it was like the dream cut to me in the third person, going to a tennis club and trying to socialise whilst being high on heroin.

    very weird

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  • bigshot316 23 Aug 2011 09:06:17 23,809 posts
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    Randy Orton was my best friend and we hung out in a nightclub, and I helped him with his wrestling.
  • LeoliansBro 23 Aug 2011 09:31:05 44,246 posts
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    mods have dark dreams.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • MetalDog 23 Aug 2011 10:00:17 23,697 posts
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    I dreamt someone I knew was pregnant and the baby had a hole in its heart. The name 'Victoria' kept repeating. I have one relative whose middle name is Victoria, but that seems a stretch... unless it was the baby's name. No idea.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

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