Trucker CB radio speak thread

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  • smoothpete 27 Jul 2009 10:40:07 32,169 posts
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    Breaker breaker, this is SP cruising down the I95, checking my eyelids for pinholes. Y'all better brush your teeth and comb your hair and pull the hammer back, we got a bear trap on the interstate and a bair bait big mack just about blew my doors off, seems he got got by kojak with a kodak. I got the back door closed so keep your eyes and ears open and your black stack smokiní, come on back.

    /may have watched Smokey And The Bandit yesterday

    (here)
  • daz_john_smith 27 Jul 2009 10:46:13 1,636 posts
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    "East Bound and Down"
  • TechnoHippy 27 Jul 2009 10:46:46 14,707 posts
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    10-4 good buddy
  • smoothpete 27 Jul 2009 10:49:41 32,169 posts
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    Affirmatory good buddy, peel your eyeballs for smokey bears in plain wrappers, over
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jul 2009 10:50:15 42,112 posts
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    Lot of people on this forum blowin' smoke.
  • bigshot316 27 Jul 2009 11:05:25 24,969 posts
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    Hello, Candy cane.
  • Deleted user 27 July 2009 11:07:23
    Hello? Hello? How do I use this thing? Can anyone hear me?
  • Razz 27 Jul 2009 11:11:02 62,151 posts
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    你会说普通话吗?
  • StarchildHypocrethes 27 Jul 2009 11:14:32 27,560 posts
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    They down like that damned yella BS down this way Charlie.

    GTFO.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jul 2009 11:17:01 42,112 posts
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    Mumbo jumbo.
  • smoothpete 27 Jul 2009 11:18:28 32,169 posts
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    Just passed a christmas tree, duck plucker done dropped it off the shoulder, musta been going like a raped ape, over
  • Deleted user 27 July 2009 11:19:24
    Razz wrote:
    你会说普通话吗?
    あなたが上にあなたの服を保持する場合に限り
  • malteaserhead 27 Jul 2009 11:19:29 13,443 posts
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    Smokey beaver? You've been trucking too hard.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jul 2009 11:20:07 42,112 posts
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    Why would a female state trooper be trucking too hard?
  • andyc1980 27 Jul 2009 11:21:09 1,582 posts
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    MrED209 wrote:
    Hello? Hello? How do I use this thing? Can anyone hear me?
    my gfirst hour of havin a cb in my truck went somethin like that
  • malteaserhead 27 Jul 2009 11:21:30 13,443 posts
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    If you see one you've been trucking too hard. Sheesh.
    /explains next 'joke' in a series of collectable cards
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jul 2009 11:22:22 42,112 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    If you see one you've been trucking too hard. Sheesh.
    /explains next 'joke' in a series of collectable cards
    I don't get it. Surely there's plenty of female state troopers around, especially these days. Shouldn't be too hard to see one.
  • mrpon 27 Jul 2009 11:22:37 30,447 posts
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    andyc1980 wrote:
    MrED209 wrote:
    Hello? Hello? How do I use this thing? Can anyone hear me?
    my gfirst hour of havin a cb in my truck went somethin like that
    What was your handle? Chainsaw n00b?
  • Deleted user 27 July 2009 11:24:13
    andyc1980 wrote:
    MrED209 wrote:
    Hello? Hello? How do I use this thing? Can anyone hear me?
    my gfirst hour of havin a cb in my truck went somethin like that

    I had a mate who was a trucker. He was temporarily downgraded to a van though, and when he gave us lifts to places I used to grab the CB thingy and shout things like 'EVERYONE ON THIS FREQENCY LOVES COCK'.

    He did not approve.
  • malteaserhead 27 Jul 2009 11:24:54 13,443 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    malteaserhead wrote:
    If you see one you've been trucking too hard. Sheesh.
    /explains next 'joke' in a series of collectable cards
    I don't get it. Surely there's plenty of female state troopers around, especially these days. Shouldn't be too hard to see one.
    It's a deliciously playful pun on having vigourous sex.
    If you've seen even one 'state trooper' here you are really trucking too hard.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jul 2009 11:27:00 42,112 posts
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    malteaserhead wrote:
    DDevil wrote:
    malteaserhead wrote:
    If you see one you've been trucking too hard. Sheesh.
    /explains next 'joke' in a series of collectable cards
    I don't get it. Surely there's plenty of female state troopers around, especially these days. Shouldn't be too hard to see one.
    It's a deliciously playful pun on having vigourous sex.
    If you've seen even one 'state trooper' here you are really trucking too hard.
    I got shouted at by a state trooper last year for having my headlights on full beam. Police in the UK should have megaphones on their cars too.
  • BANGARANG! 27 Jul 2009 11:30:11 575 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    malteaserhead wrote:
    DDevil wrote:
    malteaserhead wrote:
    If you see one you've been trucking too hard. Sheesh.
    /explains next 'joke' in a series of collectable cards
    I don't get it. Surely there's plenty of female state troopers around, especially these days. Shouldn't be too hard to see one.
    It's a deliciously playful pun on having vigourous sex.
    If you've seen even one 'state trooper' here you are really trucking too hard.
    I got shouted at by a state trooper last year for having my headlights on full beam. Police in the UK should have megaphones on their cars too.
    They do. Or at least some have something similar. In my younger days one shouted at us for chucking sweets at each other.
  • TechnoHippy 27 Jul 2009 11:36:29 14,707 posts
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    Trucking with Greg

    http://www.truckingwithgreg.co.uk/sample_pages/

    :-)
  • BillMurray 27 Jul 2009 11:36:41 8,250 posts
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    Anyone tempted?
  • billythekid 27 Jul 2009 11:39:28 11,703 posts
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    BillMurray wrote:
    Anyone tempted?

    I always, always wanted one just like that, until I found out they were actually pretty shit cars :(
  • BillMurray 27 Jul 2009 11:41:47 8,250 posts
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    I'd still buy one, no matter how rubbish they were. I just hope I could grow a worthy moustache.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Jul 2009 11:57:51 42,112 posts
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    Wider than yo momma.
  • andyc1980 27 Jul 2009 12:25:52 1,582 posts
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    Gremmi wrote:
    andyc1980 wrote:
    MrED209 wrote:
    Hello? Hello? How do I use this thing? Can anyone hear me?
    my gfirst hour of havin a cb in my truck went somethin like that

    I had a mate who was a trucker. He was temporarily downgraded to a van though, and when he gave us lifts to places I used to grab the CB thingy and shout things like 'EVERYONE ON THIS FREQENCY LOVES COCK'.

    He did not approve.
    for me its mostly "look at the size of them tits in the bmw/focus/ferrari or whatever car they in
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