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  • Syrette 8 May 2009 23:34:44 38,649 posts
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    I have no words.

    Yeah, it's Brokencyde again.

    I wonder how many people have killed themselves after listening to this abomination of a 'band'?

    They manage to make even Lil Jon sound half decent in comparison. No-one should find this sort of music enjoyable, even the clueless 14 year old girls who seem to make up most of their fanbase.

    I've heard some awful stuff in my life, but this band really takes 1st place. Truly astonishingly dreadful. It's anti-music.

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  • Ka-blamo 8 May 2009 23:49:40 6,506 posts
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    well...judging by their comments on youtube someone must like them

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    I want to die after listening to these fags. It's like someone raped my earhole. :( I hope they die of aids.


    wait, scrap that
  • Syrette 8 May 2009 23:53:18 38,649 posts
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    In retrospect I shouldn't have edited that post to fix the link.

    You really shouldn't check them out. It's a bad idea and it will make you feel upset. If you want to do it in the name of research, then be prepared to make a large sacrifice. If you leave it on for more than a minute then one will have to presume that you've stuck a drill in your ear and thus can't hear how excruciatingly bad this band are.

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  • Genji 8 May 2009 23:53:35 19,691 posts
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    Oh wow. That was epic. A true masterpiece.
  • warlockuk 9 May 2009 00:10:21 18,672 posts
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    Is that an example of what you think is good or what you think is shit?

    I can't tell.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • warlockuk 9 May 2009 00:17:34 18,672 posts
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    Can you refer me to the thread that validates that? :)

    And yeah; any person who has never played an instrument could play any of that :)

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  • Agent_Llama 9 May 2009 00:22:55 3,075 posts
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    A little bit of me dies inside every time I'm subject to Brokencyde. /weeps

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  • Genji 9 May 2009 00:27:35 19,691 posts
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    I am jerking it right now, to a beat. It makes a little squishing noise. Every 4 beats I scream out MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAH. I also tap my foot on a near-empty bag of corn chips on the off-beat.

    Would you like to listen? It is much better than Brokencyde.
  • Agent_Llama 9 May 2009 00:28:38 3,075 posts
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    Genji wrote:
    Would you like to listen? It is much better than Brokencyde.
    Worryingly, I suspect this assertion is true.

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  • warlockuk 9 May 2009 00:30:43 18,672 posts
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    Not really, tbh. The technical aspect is all I can comment on because the "it sounds like fucking shit" aspect would just be dismissed as subjective opinion rather than having ears.

    Not all music has to be technical or complex as you say - that's why I love bands like Electric Wizard and Primordial. They can write a decent song without having to play fast as lightning.

    And it's not any band, you just think it is because most of the bands you've ever recommended have sucked balls* :D \o/

    *in my opinion, of course, if we remove technical argument and go on gut feeling of owning a pair of actual human ears.

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  • Progguitarist 9 May 2009 01:56:18 8,911 posts
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    I am yet again going throw my own song into the ring.

    I wrote it to be an annoying song ;)

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  • buggrit 9 May 2009 09:51:47 5,174 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    If you're going to try and combine these kind of genres, at least do it properly - amirite fan? ;)
    Fucking TRC again blize? They're still shit, you know...
  • Deleted user 9 May 2009 10:00:09
    blizeH wrote:
    If you're going to try and combine these kind of genres, at least do it properly - amirite fan? ;)
    I actually quite like that. Kind of reminded me of the glory days when we got bands like Downset.
  • buggrit 9 May 2009 10:00:59 5,174 posts
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    Downset were good, though. ;)
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    Downset, if BlizeH doesn't know them already.
  • GreyScale 9 May 2009 12:38:09 389 posts
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    Progguitarist wrote:
    I am yet again going throw my own song into the ring.

    I wrote it to be an annoying song ;)

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    Thats actually pretty good :D
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 May 2009 13:10:16 31,642 posts
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    Progguitarist wrote:
    I am yet again going throw my own song into the ring.

    I wrote it to be an annoying song ;)

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    You may have made that as a laugh, but I've heard serious tracks just like that :-(

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  • warlockuk 9 May 2009 13:18:49 18,672 posts
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    \o/ That sounds like that weird American Jazz-metal with random notes and stuff. Thing is, it actually doesn't sound half bad. I reckon it's basically very hard for someone who can play to play badly on purpose because they don't remember how not to play - so they end up playing what they think is bad, but the musician side still tries to assemble it the other end as something useful... :D


    Still, awesome :)

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 9 May 2009 13:28:51 31,642 posts
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  • warlockuk 9 May 2009 13:30:56 18,672 posts
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    /barf

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  • bigshot316 9 May 2009 14:10:30 23,185 posts
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    On a lighter note, does anybody else think that Steel Panther fuckin rawk??
  • warlockuk 9 May 2009 14:15:28 18,672 posts
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    Hahahahaha that's fucking awesome. Death to all butt metal :D

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  • lucasmax 9 May 2009 14:40:07 363 posts
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    prolly old, but fuckit
  • Wastelander 9 May 2009 15:01:02 1,848 posts
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    Progguitarist wrote:
    I am yet again going throw my own song into the ring.

    I wrote it to be an annoying song ;)

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    TBH that is absolutely excellent!
  • Progguitarist 9 May 2009 20:18:19 8,911 posts
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    DDevil wrote:
    Progguitarist wrote:
    I am yet again going throw my own song into the ring.

    I wrote it to be an annoying song ;)

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    You may have made that as a laugh, but I've heard serious tracks just like that :-(
    Thanks!

    Its a "serious" piece of music as in its NOT random, there is actually a system of harmony I used to create it. You wouldnt believe how difficult it is to play the guitar solo so "out".

    I was just having such a laugh writing and recording it I decided I would catagorize it as anti music and threw it into this thread for fun. Im glad someone enjoys it...I'll have a new version soon with death metal vocals and hilarious anti vegetarianism lyrics. :D

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