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  • RichieTenenbaum 19 Feb 2013 15:31:58 2,231 posts
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    Haha

    Nearly everyone on this site is a pathetic waste of skin. What a waste of money!
  • kinky_mong 19 Feb 2013 15:40:27 11,186 posts
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    Seems like the perfect site for you then. ;)

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • RichieTenenbaum 19 Feb 2013 16:11:51 2,231 posts
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    Seriously, most people dont fill out their profiles enough for you to even latch onto anything in a message.

    Also: Who else never clicks the filter (so not to look a racist) but totally never clicks on the black ones...
  • Zomoniac 19 Feb 2013 16:19:38 8,188 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    Haha

    Nearly everyone on this site is a pathetic waste of skin. What a waste of money!
    Is it like PoF where it's even moreso a waste of skin as that skin could be used to make four or five better people?
  • Ziz0u 19 Feb 2013 16:19:49 8,660 posts
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    Yeah...
  • RichieTenenbaum 19 Feb 2013 16:20:40 2,231 posts
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    Same here. I made sure that I mentioned that I ALWAYS eat the ass on my profile, too. That's the important stuff.

    Nothing.
  • Trafford 19 Feb 2013 16:32:09 6,330 posts
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    Had a "hi how r u" come through from a no pic or profile weirdo on Sunday.
    I bit my tongue and gave it a bit of friendly advice on competing and getting involved.
    She's just mailed me back with pictures, 42 nice, looks a bit like a Nolan. One for the backburner.
  • Deleted user 19 February 2013 16:32:43
    I WANT TO DATE A FEMALE ME

    Good luck with that.
  • Deleted user 19 February 2013 16:33:19
    Trafford wrote:
    Had a "hi how r u" come through from a no pic or profile weirdo on Sunday.
    I bit my tongue and gave it a bit of friendly advice on competing and getting involved.
    She's just mailed me back with pictures, 42 nice, looks a bit like a Nolan. One for the backburner.
    Jonathan or Chris?
  • Zomoniac 19 Feb 2013 16:34:46 8,188 posts
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    North.
  • Trafford 19 Feb 2013 16:35:06 6,330 posts
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    The one Savile damaged!
  • FWB 19 Feb 2013 16:35:26 46,851 posts
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    Nolan?
  • Deleted user 19 February 2013 16:35:38
    Kevin?
  • sport 19 Feb 2013 16:36:02 12,898 posts
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    Kevin!
  • RichieTenenbaum 19 Feb 2013 16:36:38 2,231 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    I WANT TO DATE A FEMALE ME

    Good luck with that.
    I would hate a female me. I'm a cunt!
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 19 Feb 2013 16:38:20 16,831 posts
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    Enjoys video games, internet forums and engineering the downfall of inferior races.

    AVOID

  • Deleted user 19 February 2013 16:38:28
    What do you want?
  • FWB 19 Feb 2013 16:39:32 46,851 posts
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    You don't want someone who loves everything you do. No time to go off and do your own thing. Always need some solo time.
  • RichieTenenbaum 19 Feb 2013 16:42:26 2,231 posts
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    I want someone who leaves me alone most of the time but is willing to let me fuck them 3-4 times a week and then leave. Like a free prostitute.
  • RichieTenenbaum 19 Feb 2013 16:42:40 2,231 posts
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    Must like Star Trek DS9
  • mrpon 19 Feb 2013 16:44:03 29,999 posts
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    Linda?

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Trafford 19 Feb 2013 16:48:30 6,330 posts
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    I don't know, nice eyes, hair,skinny. Young cougar type, easy lay probably.

    @FWB, that's the thing, after 13 years of marriage .I've developed quite a few unique hobbies
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 19 Feb 2013 16:50:36 16,831 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    Like a free prostitute.
    Well they say every man is looking for a woman who reminds him of his mother.

    AVOID

  • Trafford 19 Feb 2013 16:55:07 6,330 posts
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    Why not just visit a brass house once a week Richie? Ultimately cheaper than courting.
  • riceNpea 19 Feb 2013 16:59:56 592 posts
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    RichieTenenbaum wrote:
    I want someone who leaves me alone most of the time but is willing to let me fuck them 3-4 times a week and then leave. Like a free prostitute.
    work at a care home for alzheimer's
  • RichieTenenbaum 20 Feb 2013 15:52:07 2,231 posts
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    I have realised that every woman over the age of 22 is awful and should kill themselves immediately.
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