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  • Steviebdotnet 5 Sep 2008 15:52:59 21 posts
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    Here's the deal, you get to pick one celebrity to have a good old fist fight with.

    You can pick one celeb, alive or dead (clearly not to fight in their deceased state!) for three 5 minute no hold barred rounds of fistycuffs with.

    All I want to see is the celebs name, and a valid reason (no flaming for people choice of celeb or reason)

    Mine would be:

    Graeme Norton: Lets face it; who wouldn't want to jump up and down on his abdomen repeatedly until you turned him inside out? He is possibly ther most irritating wee fucker on the telly.....
  • speedofthepuma 5 Sep 2008 16:57:26 13,352 posts
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    Anne Frank - because I'd win.
  • Youthist 5 Sep 2008 17:04:44 10,776 posts
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    Or, you could have a race to see who could find her diaries first. Then she would win, I am guessing.
  • Lepperman 5 Sep 2008 17:05:51 251 posts
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    Stephen Hawking

    /pushes chair over and mocks him with crap impression of his robot voice
  • Lepperman 5 Sep 2008 17:07:28 251 posts
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  • Davey 5 Sep 2008 17:35:24 593 posts
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    That little pussy kid from Eastenders - Also because I'd win, and he annoys me.
  • Gradius 5 Sep 2008 18:08:40 2,303 posts
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    I'd like to smash up Jane McDonald, infact, all of the 'Loose Women' panel. I do not need to justify this with a reason.
  • Gradius 5 Sep 2008 18:08:50 2,303 posts
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  • Davey 5 Sep 2008 18:13:07 593 posts
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    Gradius wrote:
    I'd like to smash up Jane McDonald, infact, all of the 'Loose Women' panel. I do not need to justify this with a reason.

    Ah good one. There really are a lot of 'celebs' I hate.
  • Davey 5 Sep 2008 18:13:59 593 posts
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    Gradius wrote:
    I'd like to smash up Jane McDonald, infact, all of the 'Loose Women' panel. I do not need to justify this with a reason.

    Ah good one. There really are a lot of 'celebs' I hate.

    Double post - Goddamn SOCOM borking everything.
  • Simian 5 Sep 2008 18:40:40 599 posts
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    Catherine Tate


    Reason: I need no reason. Oh, okay then - she is possibly the most unfunniest person to ever grace TV.

    Fuck it, throw Jasper Carrot in the fighting pit as well.
  • Steviebdotnet 5 Sep 2008 20:35:07 21 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Anne Frank - because I'd win.

    I hear she was a bit of a ninja like, cut you from arsehole to ear hole before you could say "fuck here come the Nazis!"
  • Jeepers 5 Sep 2008 20:36:59 14,048 posts
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    Anyone remember the Viz "Diary of Anne Frank"?

    It was a photo of a diary in week view. Every day read "Stayed in".

    Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
  • Simian 5 Sep 2008 20:53:29 599 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    Chuck Norris


    +1

    He deserves a good kicking for his random, pseudo-revival.


    He'd have to be tied up though, being a martial-artist an all.
  • TechnoHippy 5 Sep 2008 21:11:56 14,707 posts
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    J K Rowling - I just couldn't stop swinging until my arm got too heavy.
  • otto Moderator 5 Sep 2008 21:41:28 49,323 posts
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    Clarissa Dickson Wright, because she epitomises everything that is wrong with a certain section of British society. Namely, she's a fat, ugly fascist.
  • Master_Miller 5 Sep 2008 21:53:35 1,640 posts
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    Jeremy Kyle.
  • Gradius 5 Sep 2008 21:54:56 2,303 posts
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    Nah, he'd have you easy :p
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    Jeremy Kyle, I would jump on his self righteous cunt of a face all night long.
  • sirtacos 6 Sep 2008 22:10:21 7,473 posts
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    Brad Pitt.

    Because he generally seems like a nice person.
  • captaineurogamer 6 Sep 2008 22:48:27 4,310 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    Brad Pitt.

    Because he generally seems like a nice person.

    Worst Reason Ever.
  • Deleted user 6 September 2008 23:01:35
    Thatcher
  • convercide 6 Sep 2008 23:05:55 6,375 posts
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    Andy Dick.

    The least funny comedian ever. He's also partially responsible for Phil Hartman's death.

    I'd beat the shit out of him.
  • Mr-Brett 6 Sep 2008 23:25:01 13,261 posts
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    Anyone from a Confused Dot Fucking Com advert, not really a celebrity but they fill me with rage!

    /calms down
    /watches TV and confused.com advert comes on
    /RAGE
    /Hulks out and all clothes are torn apart except trousers which become shorts
  • mrblackett 6 Sep 2008 23:59:05 855 posts
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    Richard Madeley. He is my Moriarty.
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