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  • Steviebdotnet 5 Sep 2008 15:52:59 21 posts
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    Here's the deal, you get to pick one celebrity to have a good old fist fight with.

    You can pick one celeb, alive or dead (clearly not to fight in their deceased state!) for three 5 minute no hold barred rounds of fistycuffs with.

    All I want to see is the celebs name, and a valid reason (no flaming for people choice of celeb or reason)

    Mine would be:

    Graeme Norton: Lets face it; who wouldn't want to jump up and down on his abdomen repeatedly until you turned him inside out? He is possibly ther most irritating wee fucker on the telly.....

  • speedofthepuma 5 Sep 2008 16:57:26 13,246 posts
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    Anne Frank - because I'd win.

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • Youthist 5 Sep 2008 17:04:44 9,896 posts
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    Or, you could have a race to see who could find her diaries first. Then she would win, I am guessing.

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • Lepperman 5 Sep 2008 17:05:51 252 posts
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    Stephen Hawking

    /pushes chair over and mocks him with crap impression of his robot voice
  • Lepperman 5 Sep 2008 17:07:28 252 posts
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  • Davey 5 Sep 2008 17:35:24 594 posts
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    That little pussy kid from Eastenders - Also because I'd win, and he annoys me.
  • Gradius 5 Sep 2008 18:08:40 2,305 posts
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    I'd like to smash up Jane McDonald, infact, all of the 'Loose Women' panel. I do not need to justify this with a reason.
  • Gradius 5 Sep 2008 18:08:50 2,305 posts
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  • Davey 5 Sep 2008 18:13:07 594 posts
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    Gradius wrote:
    I'd like to smash up Jane McDonald, infact, all of the 'Loose Women' panel. I do not need to justify this with a reason.

    Ah good one. There really are a lot of 'celebs' I hate.
  • Davey 5 Sep 2008 18:13:59 594 posts
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    Gradius wrote:
    I'd like to smash up Jane McDonald, infact, all of the 'Loose Women' panel. I do not need to justify this with a reason.

    Ah good one. There really are a lot of 'celebs' I hate.

    Double post - Goddamn SOCOM borking everything.
  • Simian 5 Sep 2008 18:40:40 600 posts
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    Catherine Tate


    Reason: I need no reason. Oh, okay then - she is possibly the most unfunniest person to ever grace TV.

    Fuck it, throw Jasper Carrot in the fighting pit as well.
  • Steviebdotnet 5 Sep 2008 20:35:07 21 posts
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    speedofthepuma wrote:
    Anne Frank - because I'd win.

    I hear she was a bit of a ninja like, cut you from arsehole to ear hole before you could say "fuck here come the Nazis!"
  • Jeepers 5 Sep 2008 20:36:59 13,158 posts
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    Anyone remember the Viz "Diary of Anne Frank"?

    It was a photo of a diary in week view. Every day read "Stayed in".

    Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
  • Simian 5 Sep 2008 20:53:29 600 posts
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    blizeH wrote:
    Chuck Norris


    +1

    He deserves a good kicking for his random, pseudo-revival.


    He'd have to be tied up though, being a martial-artist an all.
  • TechnoHippy 5 Sep 2008 21:11:56 14,636 posts
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    J K Rowling - I just couldn't stop swinging until my arm got too heavy.

    My books, contests, reviews and author interviews on my blog

  • otto Moderator 5 Sep 2008 21:41:28 49,291 posts
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    Clarissa Dickson Wright, because she epitomises everything that is wrong with a certain section of British society. Namely, she's a fat, ugly fascist.

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • Master_Miller 5 Sep 2008 21:53:35 1,642 posts
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    Jeremy Kyle.
  • Gradius 5 Sep 2008 21:54:56 2,305 posts
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    Nah, he'd have you easy :p
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    Jeremy Kyle, I would jump on his self righteous cunt of a face all night long.
  • sirtacos 6 Sep 2008 22:10:21 7,205 posts
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    Brad Pitt.

    Because he generally seems like a nice person.
  • captaineurogamer 6 Sep 2008 22:48:27 4,322 posts
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    sirtacos wrote:
    Brad Pitt.

    Because he generally seems like a nice person.

    Worst Reason Ever.
  • Deleted user 6 September 2008 23:01:35
    Thatcher
  • convercide 6 Sep 2008 23:05:55 5,747 posts
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    Andy Dick.

    The least funny comedian ever. He's also partially responsible for Phil Hartman's death.

    I'd beat the shit out of him.

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • Mr-Brett 6 Sep 2008 23:25:01 12,676 posts
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    Anyone from a Confused Dot Fucking Com advert, not really a celebrity but they fill me with rage!

    /calms down
    /watches TV and confused.com advert comes on
    /RAGE
    /Hulks out and all clothes are torn apart except trousers which become shorts

    Portable view - Never forget.

  • mrblackett 6 Sep 2008 23:59:05 856 posts
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    Richard Madeley. He is my Moriarty.
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