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  • convercide 22 Aug 2008 02:16:41 6,280 posts
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    Octopus wrote:
    disc wrote:
    I've always wanted a golden penis golf club.

    Who doesn't? Think what you could do with such a thing.

    Hole in one?

    A few strokes over par?

    End up in the rough?

    If you can read this, you don't need glasses.

  • JediMasterMalik 22 Aug 2008 12:44:55 11,820 posts
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    deathgibbon wrote:
    Have you ever wanted to study..er... Super Smash Bros at uni? Well, now you can!

    I wish I was making that up.

    In american uni's you choose lots of different classes to take, it's still bullshit, but it's not the only thing you'd be on.
  • terminalterror 27 Aug 2008 16:51:50 18,933 posts
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    Michael Phelps returns to his tank at Sea World - ..."Michael seemed really excited to be back," said Bowman, adding that the male swimmer became playful upon entering his tank, breaching the water and sounding repeatedly. "He just started swimming freestyle and backstroke, and only stopped to slide belly first onto the tank's platform so he could be fed dozens of fried egg sandwiches."


    Confucious say: - including such gems as "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"


    How to draw anything in just one step
  • terminalterror 27 Aug 2008 17:15:37 18,933 posts
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    Sunset lightning photo of awesome
  • terminalterror 27 Aug 2008 17:22:40 18,933 posts
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    Defeat wrote:
    terminalterror wrote:
    Sunset lightning photo of awesome

    Amazon?

    Sorry, no idea. I found it on digg.
  • terminalterror 28 Aug 2008 14:30:29 18,933 posts
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    The Olympic Games as only Japanese television could do.
  • TechnoHippy 28 Aug 2008 14:49:20 14,707 posts
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    terminalterror wrote:
    Sunset lightning photo of awesome

    Thanks, I needed a new desktop :-)

    My books, contests, reviews and author interviews on my blog

  • ecu 28 Aug 2008 15:01:15 77,533 posts
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    Techno Hippy wrote:
    terminalterror wrote:
    Sunset lightning photo of awesome

    Thanks, I needed a new desktop :-)

    Your screen is 750x500? You might also need a new computer. :)
  • TechnoHippy 28 Aug 2008 15:02:34 14,707 posts
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    Only just got one, I don't mind a bit of scaling on a desktop image, it's not like I get to look at it that often :-)

    My books, contests, reviews and author interviews on my blog

  • Quint2020 28 Aug 2008 15:28:09 3,484 posts
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    What's with everyone having a sweet [insert in joke here] at the end of their name these days?
  • heyyo 28 Aug 2008 15:29:28 14,364 posts
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    You have to email contact@eurogamer.net and mention in the subject line what tag you'd like
  • Quint2020 28 Aug 2008 15:38:33 3,484 posts
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    heyyo! wrote:
    You have to email contact@eurogamer.net and mention in the subject line what tag you'd like

    So it's not for anything in particular?
  • ecu 28 Aug 2008 15:40:49 77,533 posts
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    craigy is giving them out to people who sponsor him in his 10k run.

    craigy wrote:
    Edit:
    I've spoken to the very generous management, and they've allowed anyone who donates money to have a custom [tag] after their name until November 17th (the day after the run). It's our way of saying thank-you!

    Anyone who's donated so far, contact me and I'll set you up with a custom [tag] after your name. It can say anything you want (within reason).

    For those of you who want a custom tag and haven't yet donated, donate some money now!
  • BravoGolf Moderator 28 Aug 2008 15:41:08 12,752 posts
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    Excellent links all
  • terminalterror 30 Aug 2008 16:44:54 18,933 posts
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    Top 10 badly placed adverts - "Enjoy a second cup!" is my favourite. Some of them are probably fakes, but still made me smile.


    Arrows and Tigers
  • terminalterror 30 Aug 2008 17:23:08 18,933 posts
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    I didn't get that one either, sorry.
  • terminalterror 30 Aug 2008 17:23:32 18,933 posts
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    Hannah Montana Penis Candy o_O
  • terminalterror 30 Aug 2008 20:26:29 18,933 posts
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    Defeat wrote:
    terminalterror wrote:
    Hannah Montana Penis Candy o_O

    Guitar shaped I think.

    But it bears more than a mere passing resemblance to the former.
  • speedofthepuma 30 Aug 2008 20:32:57 13,330 posts
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    HybridR wrote:
    terminalterror wrote:
    Top 10 badly placed adverts - "Enjoy a second cup!" is my favourite. Some of them are probably fakes, but still made me smile.

    Can you explain this one to me plox? I don't understand what's funny about it.

    Is it a not funny white/black (mud) contrast?

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • terminalterror 30 Aug 2008 20:51:07 18,933 posts
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    Terminator 2 Sweded: Low Budgment Day

    Made me chuckle many a time, particularly the mushroom cloud part.
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    Ok just want that version of the theme tune.
  • terminalterror 30 Aug 2008 20:58:31 18,933 posts
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    London from above, at night - some fantastic photos there!
  • Tomo 30 Aug 2008 21:25:07 14,062 posts
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    Terminator 2 Sweded is awesome :D

    Reminds me of the Resident Evil 4 homage which is pretty much the best thing ever on youtube.
  • terminalterror 31 Aug 2008 17:06:48 18,933 posts
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    The Guardian's top Olympic photos - number 5 is my favourite.


    Mac upgrade - a comic in the style of those "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" adverts.
  • terminalterror 2 Sep 2008 10:58:27 18,933 posts
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    HybridR wrote:
    terminalterror wrote:
    Terminator 2 Sweded: Low Budgment Day

    Made me chuckle many a time, particularly the mushroom cloud part.

    This is great. I love the tin-foil wounds, too :D

    The whole thing is speckled with genius, like the T1000 trying to cling onto the back of the car with golf clubs.
  • terminalterror 2 Sep 2008 11:08:56 18,933 posts
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    A customer review on Amazon of the worst book ever written - seriously, read it, it's great!



    11 most badass last words ever uttered - I particularly like the "French Fries" one :)
  • Tiger_Walts 2 Sep 2008 12:01:11 16,662 posts
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    terminalterror wrote:
    A customer review on Amazon of the worst book ever written - seriously, read it, it's great!



    11 most badass last words ever uttered - I particularly like the "French Fries" one :)

    Pfft. No mention of Harry 'Breaker' Harbord Morant,

    "Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!"

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  • terminalterror 3 Sep 2008 12:24:35 18,933 posts
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    Colbert's 8 Best Athiest Moments :D
  • terminalterror 3 Sep 2008 13:00:33 18,933 posts
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    6 great US Presidents and their crimes against humanity - Really interesting reading, particularly the stuff about Panama.
  • terminalterror 3 Sep 2008 14:25:07 18,933 posts
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    Clint-owned
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