'Random news articles that don't warrant their own threads' thread. Page 101

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  • localnotail 11 Jan 2013 22:50:38 23,093 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Stem Cell cosmetic surgery causes bones to grow in woman's eyelid
    Wow. Is Beverly Hills carrying on the Nazi tradition of scientific advancement through human experimentation? Grim. But potentially useful.

    Edited by localnotail at 22:51:19 11-01-2013

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • captbirdseye 12 Jan 2013 10:29:07 5,768 posts
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    US Death Star Response :D
  • BinaryBob101 12 Jan 2013 13:40:06 25,007 posts
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    Ha! That's brilliant! Does anybody know if there are any more of these responses? It'd be pretty handy if we had a thread to collect them all.

    www.TheGrumpyVaper.com

  • senso-ji 12 Jan 2013 21:26:13 6,144 posts
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    Aaron Schwartz, one of the founders of Reddit, hangs himself
  • Fab4 13 Jan 2013 12:41:16 6,363 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Aaron Schwartz, one of the founders of Reddit, hangs himself
    Swartz
  • senso-ji 13 Jan 2013 13:32:34 6,144 posts
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    My mistake.
  • JuanKerr 14 Jan 2013 08:46:59 36,559 posts
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    Man throws puppy at biker gang and then escapes on bulldozer.
  • smoothpete 14 Jan 2013 09:31:31 32,035 posts
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    Big Issue vendors stabbed in Birmingham

    Can anyone spot the most interesting thing about this story?
  • Deleted user 14 January 2013 09:32:46
    Less smelly people in Birmingham? Admittedly there won't be much in it.
  • Deleted user 14 January 2013 09:33:33
    Amazing!

    Also the homeless people both have very posh names. Sad story though :(
  • smoothpete 14 Jan 2013 09:38:30 32,035 posts
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    beedeebeedeebeedee you have the right to remain silent
  • glaeken 14 Jan 2013 09:44:17 11,330 posts
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    I think someone is having a laugh with a few of those names.
  • Deleted user 14 January 2013 14:08:42
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have the random news story to end all random new stories:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 14 Jan 2013 14:11:40 16,831 posts
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    You wait two and a half years and then two come along at once.

    AVOID

  • glaeken 14 Jan 2013 14:19:29 11,330 posts
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    It almost makes me want to stop taking my meds when you realise something so awesome could be the result.
  • Deleted user 14 January 2013 14:22:29
    It's the bulldozer getaway that really makes the story for me.
  • billythekid 14 Jan 2013 14:23:40 11,546 posts
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    That must have come from a random news generator, you couldn't make it up!
  • fletch7100 15 Jan 2013 16:04:57 7,544 posts
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    http://news.sky.com/story/1038312/cleaner-steals-train-and-hits-house-in-sweden
  • oceanmotion 15 Jan 2013 16:15:26 16,236 posts
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    Such random news and awesome. Wow.
  • glaeken 15 Jan 2013 16:24:22 11,330 posts
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    Oops sorry that was me. I decided to go ahead and stop my meds and that is what happened. Unfortunately I was unable to get a puppy at short notice to spice it up a bit.

    Edited by glaeken at 16:25:13 15-01-2013
  • Fab4 15 Jan 2013 19:35:45 6,363 posts
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    Just say neigh!

    Edit: Btw, its actually quite tasty. When I studied in Germany they were everywhere.

    Edited by Fab4 at 19:37:13 15-01-2013
  • Psychotext 15 Jan 2013 20:01:51 56,317 posts
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    The pig thing could be a fairly major problem for them. Oops.
  • ronuds 15 Jan 2013 20:05:58 21,788 posts
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    I can't wait to hear their excuse for the horse meat.
  • LockeTribal 15 Jan 2013 20:27:58 4,562 posts
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    I'm sure Tesco et al will just say its horses for courses.
  • Phil-McCrack 16 Jan 2013 00:03:56 3,657 posts
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    All them abused murdered race horses have to go somewhere, where better than our bellies.

    Danny MacAskill gives me a boner
    Formerly OptimusPube

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 16 Jan 2013 06:49:49 40,961 posts
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    Man outsources his own job to China, and lives the dream.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom

  • Psychotext 16 Jan 2013 08:39:58 56,317 posts
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    Can't fault him really.
  • fletch7100 16 Jan 2013 08:40:17 7,544 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Man outsources his own job to China, and lives the dream.
    Great story, love the watch cat videos part of his working day

    Reminded me of this story

    http://defensetech.org/2012/05/30/smoking-gun-proof-that-military-chips-from-china-are-infected/
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