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Rock Band Review

Wii Review by Ellie Gibson

22 January, 2009

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Online functionality isn't all that's missing from Rock Band Wii. There's no proper World Tour mode, so no faffing about with fans, cash or different venues. Just like in the old Guitar Heroes, you play through groups of four songs to unlock the next level of difficulty and set of tracks. There are those who will prefer this more straightforward approach, specifically those of us who don't care about being able to buy a new fictional guitar that sounds like the old fictional guitar but has a funny shape.

There's no character-creation option either. You can choose a name for your band (or use the excellent random name generator - say hello to Men With Hat and enjoy the smooth sounds of Pixelface Horse) but that's it. Again, not everyone will mind. In fact, it'll come as a relief to those who of us are bored senseless of creating avatars, and would rather anally ingest a drumstick than choose which t-shirt to put on yet another virtual representation of ourselves as a plasticine robot with learning difficulties.

The reason there's no character-creation option becomes clear as soon as you play your first track. If you've experienced Rock Band on the PS3 or 360, you'll know songs are accompanied by footage of the band members you've designed "rocking out" in real time. If you play Rock Band on the Wii, you get pre-rendered videos of random characters that have been compressed within an inch of their lives. There's been some effort to hide the poor quality of the images by dressing them up as grainy film footage, but it's been in vain. Rock Band Wii looks rubbish, especially if you're playing on a HDTV.

Of course, Harmonix is constrained by technical limitations, and a Wii game is never going to look as good as one for PS3 or Xbox 360. Perhaps said limitations also explain why Rock Band Wii has no character-creation, World Tour or online options - they just couldn't fit it all on the disc. Except they could, judging by the Wii version of Rock Band 2. Released in the US just before Christmas (with a European date still to be announced), it's got World Tour, both online and offline, character-creation and real-time videos. Plus, they're working just as fast as they can to open up the music store to Wii owners.

'Rock Band' Screenshot 2

EA hasn't been able to help us get hold of any, and even these looks suspiciously good compared to the real thing.

In short, although the visuals might not be up to the same standard, Rock Band 2 for Wii offers all the same functionality as the PS3 and Xbox 360 games, and it's a shame they couldn't do the same with Rock Band 1. It's also a shame they didn't think more carefully about the Wii's appeal and its demographic, and tailor the game accordingly.

That's not to say they should have dumbed Rock Band down, or replaced the excellent core gameplay with maths problems and cooking mini-games. But why not make all the songs accessible in multiplayer from the start? Instead you have to play through the entire career mode to unlock them all. Many gamers will enjoy doing this, of course. But many gamers, especially Wii owners, will just want to get some friends round, boot up Rock Band and go mental to "Don't Fear the Reaper" - without having to play through 25 other tracks first.

But that's a problem with all versions of the first Rock Band, as are things like the fact you can't carry on a multiplayer career without your bandmates. So is the Wii version worth the considerable investment? If the Wii the only console you've got, if you're desperate to experience Rock Band and if you just can't wait for the sequel, then yes.

Otherwise, hold off. Rock Band for Wii may not have been stripped down to the point where it's no longer enjoyable, but this is a pretty lazy conversion. Unless you're in a hurry or you plan to buy both games eventually anyway, you're better off waiting for Rock Band 2.

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Redeye
22/01/09 @ 08:21
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Bizarre review, Ellie, certainly didn't read like a 7. And whilst it might be seen as a lazy conversion, methinks you expected too much from Ninty's little white box.

And the screenshot comments were just as strange - are you lot incapable of taking your own pix? Or does EA (or any other publisher, for that matter) mandate what images you use in your reviews?
Weezer
22/01/09 @ 08:28
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Can't believe one of the biggest gaming websites doesn't have any grabbing hardware. Hey, you could always point a digital camera at the telly...
Xerx3s
22/01/09 @ 08:30
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"And the screenshot comments were just as strange - are you lot incapable of taking your own pix? Or does EA (or any other publisher, for that matter) mandate what images you use in your reviews?"

Sites almost always use bullshots from the publisher game press portfolio.
Hermiod
22/01/09 @ 08:39
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Holy crap, Ellie got to review a good game!
monkeyspasm
22/01/09 @ 08:40
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Bit late innit?

It's been out for months on Wii - I've had it since last September, RB2's pencilled in for the end of this month IIRC!

Review is spot on though IMO. Guitar Hero World Tour is very good on Wii.
Zomoniac
22/01/09 @ 08:41
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So with RB2 estimated to be out next week, EG have decided to review a four-month old game instead??
Skurmedel
22/01/09 @ 08:42
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Maybe the idea was to review the old Wii Rock Band, so you'll know what to expect from the sequel...
DFawkes
22/01/09 @ 08:47
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Why use pre-rendered video? I know it's not up to 360 and PS3 standards, but I'm pretty surethw Wii can do basic 3D. Some might say it regularly does. Some might even say Guitar Hero: World Tour does. I don't get why you'd do that except if you're doing a lazy port and don't want to downscale/create the models.

Apart from that, bet it's still a laugh.
Goodfella
22/01/09 @ 08:52
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Wiilol.
rhubarbandcustard
22/01/09 @ 08:57
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Wii owners deserve to be shat upon with £130 ports of great games.

Hey, and guess what!

They have been.

HaHa.

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Doctor_What
22/01/09 @ 08:58
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Have I missed the RB2 kit being released on the PS3, or is that still to come? Does anyone know when that might happen?

(Before anyone says 'just buy the 360 version', I've fitted a nice and cheap 250GB HDD in my PS3 and don't fancy forking out for anything similar on my 360 to save the DLC songs.)
varsas
22/01/09 @ 09:07
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Redeye
22-Jan-09 08:21:41

Bizarre review, Ellie, certainly didn't read like a 7. And whilst it might be seen as a lazy conversion, methinks you expected too much from Ninty's little white box.


Ellie did mention that Rock Band 2 hasn't been cut down so it's clear that Harmonix just couldn't be arsed with Rock Band 1 on the Wii.
mowgli
22/01/09 @ 09:11
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Only the Wii could fuck up a game where all you have to do is press the right coloured button to the sound of music. The fucking DS managed this.
LazyDan
22/01/09 @ 09:23
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Because the Wii and all other consoles are sentient beings which create these games for themselves? What a moron.

"The Wii" didn't fuck it up, the developers did. Conversely "the DS" didn't do it right, the developers did.

Similarly, "The Eurogamer Comments" didn't fuck up your post, you did.
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spudsbuckley
22/01/09 @ 09:35
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More irrelevant crap from EG. Instead of reporting the news late as per usual they've decided to review a game 4 months late.

Genius.
andromeda
22/01/09 @ 09:40
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soon we'll be rid of the music party game fad and can get back to real games.

mowgli
22/01/09 @ 09:44
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"Because the Wii and all other consoles are sentient beings which create these games for themselves? What a moron.

"The Wii" didn't fuck it up, the developers did. Conversely "the DS" didn't do it right, the developers did.

Similarly, "The Eurogamer Comments" didn't fuck up your post, you did."

Good point. What I meant to say was only on the Wii would such a simple game be shit. :)
spekkeh
22/01/09 @ 09:45
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It's about time Rock Band made it to the Wii.

Wait. What.
It's about time it was reviewed you mean? It's been out for ages!
Eighthours
22/01/09 @ 10:02
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A curious choice for review, since Rock Band 2 on the Wii is nearly out, and is far more feature-complete than this version which has been out for ages!
Dan234
22/01/09 @ 10:14
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Why not push the boat out and review Rock Band 2, which is technically much better and has just come out?

Or if you're going to review old guitar games (I'm sure you have your reasons...), why not do a head to head with Rock Band 1 vs. Guitar Hero World Tour?
Zomeguy
22/01/09 @ 10:29
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For those that are planning to buy this, the GH3 Les Paul guitar does NOT work with RB1, but will work with RB2 (and GH:WT).
HuggyAtHome
22/01/09 @ 11:03
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Sounds an even worse conversion job when you compare with GHWT on the Wii -that has the ability to download tracks and create avatars. And the 'instruments' are better quality.

However, does Rock Nand force you to have 4 Wiimotes to play with all the kit - GHWT does and it's rubbish it that regard
secombe
22/01/09 @ 11:04
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What I meant to say was only on the Wii would such a simple game be shit. :)

7/10 is "shit" now? I appreciate that I'm a Wii owner and therefore have no clue about anything, but EGs scoring policy makes it pretty clear that things are getting ropey when you hit 5 and below. I've played plenty of '6' games that have been perfectly respectable, particularly if you're into that specific genre.
monkeylite
22/01/09 @ 11:13
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Read like a 5/10

As for screenshots, can't you guys take your own friggin screenshots? You have PCs there no???
kinky_mong
22/01/09 @ 11:23
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soon we'll be rid of the music party game fad and can get back to real games.

But whatever will you do when there's no comment sections about music games for you to recycle the same comment in?
ps3owner
22/01/09 @ 11:24
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...and would rather anally ingest a drumstick...

so, Ellie... how does that feel then? maybe you should do a review based on that experience ;). I'll better leave now, might get a slap for that
sneetch
22/01/09 @ 11:49
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@secombe
What I meant to say was only on the Wii would such a simple game be shit. :)

7/10 is "shit" now? I appreciate that I'm a Wii owner and therefore have no clue about anything, but EGs scoring policy makes it pretty clear that things are getting ropey when you hit 5 and below. I've played plenty of '6' games that have been perfectly respectable, particularly if you're into that specific genre.


Yeah, it's "shit" because they need the score it to be "shit" in order to reinforce the idea that all games on Wii are shit: it's cognitive dissonance at its very finest. :)

Without wanting to get too much into the whole score post-mortem a score of 7/10 seems very reasonable to me when the Xbox version got 8/10: the number of features cut for no apparent reason (I say no apparent reason because they're implemented in RB2 on Wii) would count for the drop from "almost brilliant" to "something we greatly recommend you have a good look at before you buy" particularly with RB2 just around the corner.
skillian
22/01/09 @ 11:54
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As for screenshots, can't you guys take your own friggin screenshots? You have PCs there no?

I've been asking this for years - there is clearly some other reason that only approved press shots are used. Even in PC games where all you need is a Print Screen button and Miicrosoft Paint.
sharky_ob
22/01/09 @ 13:28
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"would rather anally ingest a drumstick".

EurogamerTV?
Garulon
22/01/09 @ 15:11
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"I've played plenty of '6' games that have been perfectly respectable, particularly if you're into that specific genre. "

Well you would say that, you're a Wii owner and therefore about as technically literate as that Grandmother from the Beverly Hillbillies. So what's all this about loads of Wii games not supporting something as basic as widescreen? Is there nobody in the Wii community who flags these sort of things?
mechamonkey
22/01/09 @ 15:44
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Wow, this review is months late.

I've got RB 1 & 2, GH 2,3 and WT on the 360 with a good HD tv and 5.1 audio and have played this loads on it.
My friend has a similar set up but has this on the Wii, guess what , it's still funny as fuck to play regardless of the download limitations and ropey FMV, you dont really ive a toss about any of that when youre all wailing along to the game :)

Basically, get the 360 or PS3 version if you can but definately get this if you have a Wii and get RB 2 later on, it's still very much worth it and incredibly fun.
electrolite
22/01/09 @ 16:11
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Wow, Wii comments thread usually bring out the 'specials'. I can only imagine the froth on the keyboards in front of the likes of rhubarbandcustard and Garulon....
Garulon
22/01/09 @ 16:26
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What? The Wii's lack of of widescreen on any game is nothing other than shameful. I don't expect HD (because it's a GameCube tech) but how can you possibly excuse any game coming out in the past two years as not supporting widescreen? Eh? EH?
black2
22/01/09 @ 17:56
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This sounds identical to the similarly feature-gimped yet still as-playable PS2 version.
Chalee
22/01/09 @ 18:27
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@Garulon

I own both a mythical pc of the future that can play Crysis on high, as well as a Wii. And I love both equally, because you can play fantastic games on both.

Where does that leave me? I am some sort of hybrid of casual thickie and high brow pc snob?
Binny
22/01/09 @ 22:22
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God Eurogamer you are now officially the worst review site of games in the history of video games. Time after time you get your reviews completely wrong. People will start to think that your a bunch of PS3/ 360 fan boys! either that or you totally hate the Wii, if so then don't do these reviews.

Have you played this game fully EG?
zzyzx
22/01/09 @ 22:23
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EG could have saved everyone a lot of time by posting the relevant link to metacritic, captioned: "Rock Band for Wii: fair effort. Rock Band 2 for Wii: good effort. Spend your money on the latter."
secombe
23/01/09 @ 08:01
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Well you would say that, you're a Wii owner and therefore about as technically literate as that Grandmother from the Beverly Hillbillies. So what's all this about loads of Wii games not supporting something as basic as widescreen? Is there nobody in the Wii community who flags these sort of things?

I know, it sucks just having to enjoy games for what they are, with no preconceptions of technical deficiencies. I was over my parents the other day and they were playing Mario Kart, I knew, deep down, that they weren't really enjoying themselves as they hadn't previously researched how many polygons were being shifted around per second.
konnsky
23/01/09 @ 21:09
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I want to see (read) more Ellie's stuff in the '09. Please deliver Eurogamer!

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