Pro Evolution Soccer 5 Review
From now on.
Version tested: PSP
It's all just "now on" in PSP land these days, isn't it? "The most blah blah of blah, now on PSP." Virtua Tennis, Grand Theft Auto, Burnout, etc. - now on PSP. Hurrah. Brilliant news for those of us with enough disposable income to waste on portable versions of games we already own. Except, more often than not, it's actually "mostly now on". The PSP's very powerful, but it's not at the point where top PS2 games are just copied and pasted onto those little plastic magi-disks.
Pro Evolution Soccer 5 illustrates this with the precision of an architect's pencil. Glance at it, stare it, even pick it up and have a poke, and you'll be left with the impression you're playing the PES5 you've already got at home. And indeed it's a remarkably complete facsimile of the PS2 game on the pitch - the only obvious change is that in the absence of L2 and R2 buttons on the shoulders of the PSP, you have to double-tap a shoulder or direction for a few key functions and relearn some of the subtler stuff.
But if you explore things a bit more, you start to notice more and more concessions and things that put you off. There's no Master League mode, for example - just straightforward national and international leagues - while the vaunted USB link-up option with PS2 simply lets you download Edit Mode changes made on the PS2 to your new PSP version. If you've moved players about, you can tweak things on the handheld to match, then, but you can't download and take your Master League games with you, which is what people wanted.

Pfft, that's never going in.
Then there are the load times. These are bad even by PSP standards. Getting to the game's front-end from the point at which you press the button on the PSP's load menu takes 80 seconds, and that's with an option file already created and skipping the intro movie as soon as you see it. Once you've picked your players and set up your formation for an exhibition match, it takes a full minute to reach the pitch itself. Once there, you can't pick a wide camera angle (or angle it toward either end as you can on PS2), and the action slows down enormously at free kicks or corners - basically whenever a large number of players are bunched on the screen.
Which, as anybody who's familiar with the way the AI defends in PES well knows, is pretty much every time you linger in the opponent's final third for longer than it takes commentators to mention Peter Crouch's good-touch-for-a-big-lad when they spot his name on the team-sheet.
That said, PES itself remains an excellent football game - far more fluid, tactical, intelligent and rewarding than the relative codswallop EA churned out in FIFA 06. Compared to last year's version, the most noticeable change is that while it still offers the option to press players in possession by holding X and square, you'll find that you give away a lot of fouls unless you make an effort to secure the ball manually.

You can still save replays, which is nice, since you're actually likely to show them off on a handheld.
In fact, the game's been refined for so long that it's cleverly geared to encourage you to learn more about how it works. Sprinting may be the obvious thing to do, but it quickly becomes equally obvious that you get further by thinking and passing, putting one-twos together, learning how to cross effectively, and generally paying attention to the minutiae. It's harder on a system where so many controls are crowded onto fewer buttons than were even intended, but even if this is your first experience of PES you're going to find yourself in awe of the way the football's structured before too long.
Players are not born equal and their relative skill levels are hugely significant. You can become a far more effective player simply by learning how the various attributes and stars rankings affect the performances of the players in question and those around them, how fatigue affects players over the course of a game (and what contributes to fatigue), and how best to use players with certain leanings.
All of this remains true of the PSP version, despite its obvious limitations in certain areas, and there's still a PES-Shop with an unlockable expert difficulty level and the full range of teams, the game has an Edit option of its own, as well as Training, and if you meet someone else playing it you can link up with them and go head to head wirelessly. Unlike a lot of early PSP wireless multiplayer, this works very effectively - with little evidence of lag.

One of those rare occasions where the keeper's kit clashes. With the goal.
Ultimately though PES5 on PSP can't escape that same feeling that pervades so many of its format stable-mates: that it's slightly over-ambitious. Konami even includes an option that allows you to turn off crowd chants and some other extraneous effects to boost battery life, perhaps aware of this, and the commentary's been cut out completely. Admittedly, the absence of my arch-nemesis Trevor Brooking ("He should have done better from there," "What a miss," "His sexual organs must be desperately inadequate,") isn't something that I'm that bothered about, but it is symptomatic of the wider shoehorning cuts.
PES5 obviously took a great deal of effort to get here, and Konami's coders have done a truly admirable job (and even shaved a few seconds from the load pauses in the Japanese version to this reviewer's eyes), but for all the fun you can have sat on a train scoring wonder-goals and feeling like you really earned them, its technical shortcomings are a recurring irritant, and the lack of a serious single-player mode leaves you with an exhibition-style game. That it's built on the best mechanics in the genre guarantees that it'll rarely leave a football fan's PSP, but it's easy to see where it could have gone further.
8 / 10
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I feel so ashamed
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The 95.7% of gamers that are uninformed
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I foresee in this thread the following conflicts:
FIFA fans vs PES fans
DS fans vs PSP fans
Sony Fans vs MS fans
Fans vs Anti-fans.
I predict by the time I come back from lunch this thread will be a train wreck
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Still love the PSP though. GTA is just amazing. Really an outstanding achievment - but can see whilst everyone wont be a fan.
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I've always loved footie games, but have never actually played Pro Evo (I don't have a PS2).
So, I'm a bit conflicted by this review. It sort of says its crap, but then gives it 8/10.
My quesiton is - if I don't own pro evo, don't like the arcadey sound of FIFA is this worth my money, or am I going to get frustrated and hope to god someone releases an update of Sensible Soccer??
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Pro Evo may well appear a little sluggish and overly 'technical' at first, but keep at it and it'll be your secret boyfriend (even if you're not gay!).
Actually...I would just keep playing Sensible Soccer for the rest of your life.
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DS (I don't have one and am not fan boy) is not (on the whole) a mini Gamecube. It has its own identity.
PSP so far has done nothing other than become a mini-PS2 with crapload times and less buttons. When are we going to see games actually geared towards the console?
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Isn't that why its called the 'playstation portable'? ;P
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I also hugely enjoyed kick off which was slightly more technical than sensi.
Because of the overwhelming eulogies you tend to read about Pro Evo and the underwhelming stuff that I have heard about FIFA I would tend to lean towards Pro Evo. This review has confused the hell out of me. I don't want to buy an amazing technical achievement thats actually crap to play.
*Just looked at the screenshots for Sensi on the PS2. That looks like it would be perfect on a handheld. Hope they release it on the PSP.
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So should EG just abolish review scores altogether? Or mark games out of 5 stars? Or let readers just rate the game themselves? Or something...
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But then again, I am a Sith Lord.
Really I am.
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...and the lack of a serious single-player mode leaves you with an exhibition-style game"
I haven't played PES since version 2 and even then only for a couple of matches. What is the Master League and if there are national and international leagues isn't that the same as normal footy games?
I hate football but have always loved football games so am tempted by this.
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I think they should just try and keep a little consistency between the review text and the final score. It's almost as if the reviewer couldn't bring himself to mark down a poor edition of a great series.
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Q. Do you use the Digital pad or the Analogue nubbin, to control the players on this?
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Both work, though I prefer the nubbin. For some reason this is the only game in whick I don't like using the d-pad.
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No. Consistency between review text and overall score would be a good thing IMO. I can understand what seems to have happened here, as sometimes it's easy to focus more on the bad and the omissions than the good when discussing a game which can unbalance a review.
I'm not criticising the score system, or trying to argue that the game deserves more or less than it got. It's just surprising and a little odd to read through a review like this, and then see a good score awarded.
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My first experience of Pro Evo (except 3 on my laptop, now THAT slowed down).
All in all, looks pretty good to me.
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From booting the PSP up from start (i.e. not on standby) and skipping all the front end screens intro's as quickly as possible. Selecting Match > Exhibition > Europe A > Team Select > Exit Detail Screen > Skip stadium fly-by > To Kick Off.....
3 minutes 15 seconds.
Might not sound a lot but the load times to the match is 45 seconds.
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As for master league cups etc, sure they might be an ommission, but this still looks to me like the best mobile football game I've ever seen.
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Sure, when you have the choice between playing a game like, say, Pro Evo, on the PSP or on the PS2, then it's an easy choice. But with the PSP, it's more typically the choice of playing Pro Evo on the PSP, or not playing. The level of what you expect from a game drops when you're playing on a handheld. Or it should anyway - perhaps the PSP is just too good for its own sake, and fools reviewers into a different mindset.
As programmers, publishers and reviewers get more used to the PSP, hopefully things will get better eventually. I currently play Prince of Persia Revelations, and I think it's awesome. Everyone I talk to who played it agrees. The only dissenters are a few reviewers. It reminds me of reviews of the movie Narnia, which was disliked here by reviewers because it was supposed to have an overly religious theme. Yeah, whatever.
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