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Alone in the Dark Review

Wii Review by Tom Bramwell

11 July, 2008

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We hear you! We know you want Wii reviews of multiformat games. The problem is that publishers are often unwilling or unable to provide them. That was the case with Alone in the Dark - with Atari's usually helpful staff for once unable to assist us in our search - so in the end we gave up asking and bought it ourselves. We're going to look pretty silly if it turns out you're not interested. Not as silly as Alone in the Dark looks, sounds and feels on the Wii, mind you, despite developer Hydravision's valiant attempts to wrestle Eden Studios' ambitious Xbox 360 design into the constraints of the Wii's relatively underpowered hardware.

Credit to whoever worked on the first-person controls, though, because the combination of nunchuk analogue movement and Wii remote aiming is one of the few highlights. Point to the edge of the screen and the responsive Wiimote controls steer player-character Edward Carnby in that direction with a sensible degree of acceleration. You can only look so far up or down, which is a problem in a game where you spend a lot of time picking things up or examining your surroundings, but it's forgivable, and the way your viewpoint re-centres is intuitive and unintrusive.

Those of you with a working knowledge of the Xbox 360 version will know that first-person is only part of the view, though, because Alone in the Dark is a survival-horror game that switches you between third- and first-person depending on the scenario you face as you fight zombies and solve puzzles to uncover the truth about your past. And actually, the other controls aren't so bad in some respects either.

You open your inventory (the inside of your jacket, lined with pockets) by rotating the nunchuk and Wiimote away from each other as though you're opening a book, and then point to what you want on your body with the Wiimote. Healing involves pointing at a wound with the Wiimote, applying a spray with the nunchuk and then bandaging with the Wiimote. If you think you've already got the right item equipped, you can make a gesture with either hand as though you're reaching inside your coat to quickly equip or un-equip, and most of your environmental interaction is handled by sidling up to objects and hitting A when prompted. Smashing down doors or whacking enemies involves picking up an object and then waving the Wiimote, although this isn't one-to-one replication of your movement. To reload your gun, you twist the Wiimote to the right to check the clip and then hit a button to swap it out.

'Alone in the Dark' Screenshot 1

Looks alright when it's in a pretend 1280x992 resolution, doesn't it? Not so much when it's grainy 480p.

It might sound like a lot to remember, but gestures come to mind more readily than the complex network of button-presses the 360 expected. Sadly though it's let down by clumsy third-person movement and camerawork, the need to position yourself just so to pick up objects, and the constant back and forth between third- and first-person. Quite how anyone's Gran is supposed to grasp all this is beyond me, although the constant effing and blinding will probably put them off just as quickly. Speaking of which, the mainstream-friendly, DVD-style chapter-navigation system is now gone, replaced by standard checkpoints and save-game files.

For all that though, Alone in the Dark for Wii is actually let down by things that have nothing to do with the game's ambitious design. It's just badly put-together in standard ways. With a more limited repertoire of MacGuyver-esque actions at your disposal than you have on other systems, puzzles are often different, and often solved by a frustrating process of trying everything on everything. You won't realise you can shoot the lock off a door, or that you have to move the analogue stick in the direction of the object flashing an A-button prompt during a Quick Time Event. The gameplay parameters aren't set clearly enough.

Not that this really matters because after a couple of hours you're simply bewildered that the game was released at all. It's as ragged as a tramp's hat. Cut-scenes are video-captured versions of the in-engine sequences from the 360, which breaks the continuity with the lower-resolution character models - but hardly as much as having a completely different-looking heroine and, for some reason, a different (annoyingly garrulous) script and cast of voice actors. Scenes from the other game are dubbed. The story sequences are spliced abruptly into gameplay, where the cracks and seams are just as evident: objects flicker in and out of view, enemies are found running on the spot, there are missing button prompts, fire graphics that don't move with the object that's meant to be on fire, and clipping issues galore.

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LockeTribal
11/07/08 @ 13:21
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Typically restrained review.
My favourite part : Alone in the Dark on Wii is a broken adaptation of that borked premise, which leaps into the jaws of disaster, hauls them closed afterwards, and starts stabbing itself in the face with the nearest fang.
CrispyXUK
11/07/08 @ 13:22
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Haaha, good 'ol Atari.
johnnybrn
11/07/08 @ 13:23
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Holy mama, thats gotta hurt
muscleblade
11/07/08 @ 13:24
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Is there any good multiplatform games on the Wii? Didnt think so.
barchetta
11/07/08 @ 13:26
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Ouch! Must admit I was somewhat surprised that they attempted to shoehorn the 360 version into the Wii. There is scope for a truly excellent AITD game on the Wii but I reckon a ground-up, fresh perspective would have made more sense. This just sounds like all kinds of cut'n'shunt lazy-assed badness. Shame.
lambtron
11/07/08 @ 13:26
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Lol. Just lol.
aldo_14
11/07/08 @ 13:26
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It was always going to be a disaster, anyways - didn't they start backporting (warning! warning!) about 3 weeks before releasing the 360/PS3 version?
Thunderhead
11/07/08 @ 13:28
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Bet it sells pretty good too :D
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jellyhead
11/07/08 @ 13:29
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So it snatches defeat from the jaws of apathy. :)
Killerbee
11/07/08 @ 13:33
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lol

Thanks for reviewing this EG - it's firmly off my list of games to get now and I actually enjoyed reading this with the same strange sort of fascination you get when you pass a car crash on the opposite side of the road.

"Is there any good multiplatform games on the Wii?"

Yes. Guitar Hero III, Lego Star Wars / Lego Indy and Mercury Meltdown Revolution all spring to mind. Come on, it's not like this was 9/10 wonderful on the 360 either.

I wonder if they'll sort out any of the flaws for the PS3 version?
xagarath
11/07/08 @ 13:35
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Indeed, thanks for reviewing this one, guys.
Sid Nice
11/07/08 @ 13:36
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Is there any good multiplatform games on the Wii? Didnt think so.

PES and Mercury Meltdown are 2 games that spring to mind; I could also say "Resident Evil 4" which also provides an entertaining replay of a game using the Wiimote that I completed using more conventional controls.
the_dudefather
11/07/08 @ 13:38
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@muscleblade

Godfather, best strangling simulation I have ever played
Der_tolle_Emil
11/07/08 @ 13:39
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Don't feed the trolls kids!

Too bad this turned out to be shit. I still haven't played any of the Alone in the Dark games (god knows how they managed to evade me all that time). I might get this for the 360 when it's a bit cheaper though.
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11/07/08 @ 13:40
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They should have made a disc of AITD party games and it'd sell better. This review in a way reminds me of the bad old days when C64 games were back-ported for the C16, with predictably poor results.
ruskie
11/07/08 @ 13:43
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Is there any good multiplatform games on the Wii? Didnt think so.

I thought Bully was pretty good, I didn't play it on the other platforms but it worked really well on the wii.
Farzlepot
11/07/08 @ 13:55
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Eh, it wasn't so bad on the 360 if you could get used to the awkward controls. This sounds like a complete disaster though...
drumbaby
11/07/08 @ 13:58
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Wii LOL
menage
11/07/08 @ 14:09
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ouch
seasidebaz
11/07/08 @ 14:12
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Crap games for the Wii just make SSBB stand out all the more ;)

Although I would like another game to play on the little white box... Oh well, there's always Animal Crossing on its way
andywilkie35
11/07/08 @ 14:21
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further proof that the Wii is a bit gash. Only games that work are Galaxy and Zelda. Smash Bros i use the gamecube control pad!
Evolution
11/07/08 @ 14:28
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So better than the movie then?
paulf
11/07/08 @ 14:38
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you may of kept the receipt but once you've unwrapped it they arent gonna let you take it back no matter how shite it is - although i would like to see someone argue the point that a game is 'not fit for purpose' if it fails to entertain you
wonk
11/07/08 @ 14:45
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Thanks for the review EG, most appreciated.
Steroyd
11/07/08 @ 14:48
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roflmao
smelly
11/07/08 @ 14:49
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"Is there any good multiplatform games on the Wii? Didnt think so. "


Who'd want to buy a multiplatform game for the wii?

not me!

Not when there's loads of great exclusives that i CANT play on other systems...

The reason i've not bought a ps3 - all the best games are available on the 360 which i already own.

if i have a 360, why would i purchase wii multiplatform games?

Especially when there are LOTS of ace wii exclusives to get through!
smelly
11/07/08 @ 14:51
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@andywilkie35:

Fuck off troll..

It's further proof that AITD is gash (on ALL platforms - judging by the reviews i've read).

George Roper
11/07/08 @ 14:57
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Thank FUCK Atarigrames are leaving the mainstream games business.

Fuck off to 'family' games, cunts, and NEVER look back. You won't be missed.
bad09
11/07/08 @ 15:04
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"Especially when there are LOTS of ace wii exclusives to get through!"

Where??? ;)

Just joking Smelly I know you like the Wii! Personally I thank Ninty for all the crap coming on Wii, My girlfriend is trading hers and a few games tomorrow as she feels the is absolutely nothing worth playing on it (that she hasn't already played) so I may blag a free game or two! \o/
creepylizard
11/07/08 @ 15:12
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I like aitd. But not on the wii
septimus
11/07/08 @ 15:25
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Maybe they should have made a cutesy party game version of AITD where multiple players waggles their remotes in time to dancing zombies to escape a less than fatal nibble. It might be able to handle that.

Picked up the 360 version of this as it's being practically given away at the moment. Pretty enjoyable for the price. Controls are utterly borked as mentioned, but you almost get used to it.
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mcmothercruncher
11/07/08 @ 15:37
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Bonus points for the use of the word "garrulous" EG.
Waldo
11/07/08 @ 15:39
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"Not when there's loads of great exclusives that i CANT play on other systems..."

Like what?
Krelle
11/07/08 @ 15:45
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bad09
Hate to defend smelly, but..
Your girlfriends taste is probably extremely limited, or shes already played thru about 15(pulled that from arse, yes) great exclusive games.
Or, shes just clueless.
bad09
11/07/08 @ 15:52
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@ Krelle

LOL actually she is VERY clued up, she thinks the 360 is great and, or course, she is going out with me!!!! :)

But seriously she is a long time ninty fan (like myself) and liked it at first but got bored of it very quickly and now I've got her a 360 the Wii just does not get used.
creepylizard
11/07/08 @ 15:58
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ah, the need of some for for validation.....I play videogames! and I've got a girlfriend! a real live human one! honest!

;)
OutpostCommand
11/07/08 @ 16:14
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Wii ? Wii ?!
WTF is a Wii ?
captain_MacDaddy
11/07/08 @ 16:38
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Thanks for reviewing this, was definitely needed. Unfortunately the review came too late for me, and so I've been battling through this awful mess. I'll still try to complete it though; it'll feel even more of a victory finishing an unfinished game.
smelly
11/07/08 @ 16:40
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@waldo "Like what? "


See this is where i list a load of games, and then you come back with a witty retort like "ew.. they're all kiddy games" or "they're all sequels". or something... And then you start telling me about the virtues of your machine and how endlessly dull grey and brown fps games are what we all should be playing to the point that the entire games industry disapears up its bottom as everyone gets bored of playing the same game over and over?

No thanks.

You keep spanking your willy silly telling yourself how great your machine is and how crap the wii is because it has loads of great exclusives you'll never get to play.

Weezer
11/07/08 @ 16:41
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So long Atari, we knew ye well...
smelly
11/07/08 @ 16:43
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@captain_MacDaddy: Gees you MUST be bored if it's as bad as all that! LOL. The reviews i read for the 360 version were bad enough - but if this version is even worse i dread to think what playing it must be like! lol
Waldo
11/07/08 @ 16:46
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"And then you start telling me about the virtues of your machine and how endlessly dull grey and brown fps games are what we all should be playing to the point that the entire games industry disapears up its bottom as everyone gets bored of playing the same game over and over? "

I don't own a console.
tobsen
11/07/08 @ 17:08
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Why did Atari even give that version to EG to review? That is like asking somebody to spank you really hard... in public.
smelly
11/07/08 @ 17:19
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>I don't own a console.

"And then you start telling me about the virtues of your machine"

I said "machine" not "console"

everything i've said stands doubly so for pc fanboys...


smelly
11/07/08 @ 17:21
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"Why did Atari even give that version to EG to review? That is like asking somebody to spank you really hard... in public."

They didnt.

If you read the words the reviewer states quite clearly they bought a copy...

AOFanboi
11/07/08 @ 17:40
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OH NO! You dared give Atari a bad score! Now they are going to claim you stole the game, or threaten you with lawyers for some other reason! Run and hide!
Feanor
11/07/08 @ 17:52
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tobsen gets the didn't-even-read-the-review award in this comments thread.
Waldo
11/07/08 @ 17:59
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smelly talks a good game, but that's all. He's really no better than the 'fanboys" he's always so quick to decry.
captain_MacDaddy
11/07/08 @ 18:13
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@smelly: Well I am in the middle of a very long summer holiday at the moment... and if my only console is a Wii, what else is there to play?!
tobsen
11/07/08 @ 18:35
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Why should I read the review of a game that gets 3 out of 10 points? That would pretty much be my definition of "waste of time".

So yes I gratefully accept that award :)

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