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Up to 70% off various gaming merch from Yellow Bulldog

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16 hours ago

My bedroom already smells of post-apocalyptic nuclear aftermath, so I've saved myself 9 quid there.
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The horror of Vault 11

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6 days ago

Thanks for filling a grey lunch hour, enjoyed this muchly!
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Why Steam Spy has to close, from the creator himself

distantlurker

2 weeks ago

As the years go by I feel Valve has become properly spooky.

Like everythings automated now and nobody works on anything. There's just 3 guys left in this massive office building, wandering the corridors. Someone makes the occasional change to steam; nobody understands why...

Maybe it's a code...
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Nintendo Labo lets you reprogram your Switch into an electric guitar

distantlurker

3 weeks ago

Mother plucker!
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Red Faction Guerilla Re-Mars-tered is exactly what it sounds like

distantlurker

4 weeks ago

Had to read 'Rouge One' like 5 times before it clicked.

Bravo Tom, bravo.
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The return of Randy Smith and the state of the immersive sim

distantlurker

4 weeks ago

@Big_Jim MOOOO TOOO
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Theme Hospital successor Two Point Hospital showing at EGX Rezzed 2018

distantlurker

1 month ago

I can't do medical puns, but catscan.
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Welcome to the new Eurogamer

distantlurker

1 month ago

I like the font.

I also like that adblock still works *cough* WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE A SUPPORTER OPTION.
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Max Payne 3 and the conflict at the heart of Rockstar's game design

distantlurker

2 months ago

Niiiiice strap line
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How Dark Souls, Bloodborne and more imagine the cosmos

distantlurker

3 months ago

Nice read.

I'll take the Morrowind essay now too please you big tease!
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A voice from the past

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3 months ago

Ian Higton doesn't do articles, but if he did, they'd probably be the best articles in the World®
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An attempt to analyse a board game we just got in a Christmas cracker

distantlurker

4 months ago

..and square 11 is in breach of the Geneva Convention :rolleyes:
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Purrfect Date review

distantlurker

4 months ago

Clawsome!
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The big interview: the Gambling Commission on loot boxes

distantlurker

4 months ago

Oh I am *so* up for this article. I'm off to get a fresh cuppa and a packet of mini chocolate digestives out the canteen.

BRB.
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Mass Effect's Vigil Theme and the fight to remember

distantlurker

5 months ago

Well I enjoyed this, even if it did make me sad.
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Destiny 2 may not be giving you as much XP as you think it is

distantlurker

5 months ago

Those XP boosts look like the dictionary defenition of fraud. They could get in to some really hot water over that.
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Planet of the Apes: Last Frontier review

distantlurker

5 months ago

@Dubya Hey man, it's a film itie in that isn't an avoid. Step in the right direction at least :P
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"This game is a Star Wars-themed online casino designed to lure kids into spending money"

distantlurker

5 months ago

Thank you! @Daan
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Jelly Deals: Razer discounting its gaming hardware this weekend

distantlurker

5 months ago

If you go to the page and then mouse over your search bar you'll get a pop up offering £10 off your next order. Don't know if you can use both deals at the same time but it's worth a shot if you can get a naga for £20.
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Assassin's Creed Origins will soon let you change your beard and hairstyle

distantlurker

6 months ago

& the strapline of the week award goes to...
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Interview with the video game whale

distantlurker

6 months ago

Top read Vic, thanks.

I'm loving these proper journalism articles we've been getting recently.

& somebody really needs to spank the gambling commission awake. "It's not gambling because the items have no real world value" is patently false.
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Destiny 2 servers offline for four hours

distantlurker

6 months ago

Isn't that 3 hours, not 4?
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How I ruined Sega's financial results

distantlurker

6 months ago

You take that back about Um-Bongo!

(Ace article, as ever Ellie. Cheered up a dreary Monday morn).
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Assassin's Creed Origins lets you pet cats, and fans are very happy

distantlurker

7 months ago

Clawsome
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The untold origin story of Creative Assembly

distantlurker

7 months ago

Great read. Thanks Rab!
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A dog has turned my life into an RPG

distantlurker

7 months ago

Ace article. Now, Christian, could you deliver this pie for me?
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Total War: Warhammer 2 review

distantlurker

7 months ago

Gonna get flamed *hard* for that recommended Richie lad.

I admire your moxie!

Head down. Better still, head down to the pub!
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Splatoon is a multiplayer shooter for introverts and I love it

distantlurker

7 months ago

niiiiiiice article! +1!
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A (brief) history of PlayStation football

distantlurker

7 months ago

I'm liking the uptick in more off-the-wall articles we're seeing lately.

Wondering if they're a result of the mysterious reader survey we had recently, or if GN has agreed that RPS and EG can overlap a lil' more.

Intrigued.
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Battle Royale coming to Fortnite in September

distantlurker

7 months ago

Iceland's frozen chicken nuggets.

Are equally fresh and original.
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Sitting down with Shenmue 3 and Yu Suzuki

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8 months ago

@PickleJuice On that note, I really hope he reconsiders the choice of controls. They were clunky in 2000, he'd get nothing but stick (unintentional pun ^^) for them now.
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Destiny 2 has a microtransaction problem

distantlurker

8 months ago

Day 1, minute 1; if a game hides the real world cost of anything, at all, behind multi layered fake currencies, AVOID. They think you're a chump.
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Official Animal Farm game is an adventure-tycoon

distantlurker

8 months ago

@neilka Think Stardew Valley. Or to paraphrase Jerry Holkins, imagine a Dark Stardew Valley...
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PlayerUnknown confirms desert map will be 8x8 km

distantlurker

8 months ago

No way I'm pudding up with that strapline.
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Star Wars Battlefront 2's space battles could do with a little George Lucas

distantlurker

8 months ago

"loosening up" iswydt :D
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Surprise! inXile just released The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled

distantlurker

8 months ago

@Wayne Original original Bard's tale was a classic tile based dungeon RPG series launched in '85.

inXile's 'original' Bard's Tale was an '04 spoof 'em up, barely connected with the original series.

This is an update of the latter ;-)
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Fishing Planet just won best video game trailer of the summer

distantlurker

8 months ago

You know I'm all about that bait, 'bout that bait, no Tuna.
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The gorgeous Skyrim fine art print collection

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8 months ago

I like Realm.

Odd that Solitude looks so much better IG.
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Shenmue 3 now has a publisher

distantlurker

8 months ago

"Shenmue 3 is coming to PC and PlayStation 4 at an undisclosed date in the second half of 2018".

I'll take that bet Martin :D
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Peter Molyneux's The Trail out on Steam today

distantlurker

8 months ago

They need to have a comms director at 22Cans. When PM speaks now, you get comments sections like these.

It could be a really fun wee game; nobody cares. Too many burnt bridges.
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Lovefilm by Post to be closed forever on Halloween

distantlurker

8 months ago

FWIW Amazon Prime now has 'Prime Member Deals' which is always the biggest release of the week (Ghost in the Shell last week) for a £1.99 rental, rather than the usual fiver. They don't make it super easy to find tbh.

Anyway, where I was going with that:

Lego Batman is in there Rab.
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South Park the Fractured But Whole PC requirements revealed

distantlurker

9 months ago

Confession: Stick of Truth is the only 'JRPG' I've played (I know, I know). *Very* much looking forward to the review of this and hope it's worth being my 2nd!
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There's an official football-themed PS4 controller

distantlurker

9 months ago

4-4-Poo
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Watford FC use Football Manager to announce signing of new striker

distantlurker

9 months ago

BUT WOT ABOUT HIS HIDDEN STATS?!
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds now warns you against forming larger groups than allowed

distantlurker

9 months ago

I LIKE COOKIES!
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Rockstar sued over Auntie Poulet from 15-year-old Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

distantlurker

9 months ago

Isn't there a statute of limitations on claims like these? Seems odd if no.
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How I programmed Final Fantasy 12 to help me meet an impossible deadline

distantlurker

9 months ago

I ♥ the box out.
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The Witcher 3 can still look prettier as impressive new mod shows

distantlurker

9 months ago

Waited 'til Friday to post the sub-head of the week.

Smooth moves :cool:
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Xbox One users hit by bizarre My Little Pony message

distantlurker

9 months ago

Microsft just wanna be the Centaur of attention.
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The bonkers box boasts of classic Codemasters covers

distantlurker

10 months ago

gz on win higz0r!1 gg.
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