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Super Bomberman R review

captainrentboy

1 year ago

''The whole logic of "The graphics are simple, so it should cost less" baffles me.''

It actually makes quite a bit of sense to me. This game didn't cost 150 million+ to make, it didn't require years and years of work from hundreds of game programmers.
It's an extremely basic rehash of an ancient title, and even with that simplicity in mind, it still doesn't work particularly well.
Why should 'indie' games like Rocket League be priced at around 15, yet Konami think this one's worth 40+? The fact is, it really isn't.
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captainrentboy

1 year ago

We played this over a mate's house the other night in four player mode. Three matches later we were bored rigid and knocked it off again. :/ It didn't help that the sticks on the Joy Con seemed to do a terrible job of accurately moving your character around the arena. The RRP on this is fucking mental.
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Nintendo gives Switch Joy-Con wireless connectivity advice, warns of nearby fish tanks

captainrentboy

1 year ago

What a ridiculous fucking faff. My other consoles and devices work just fine within a few feet of each other. Why does the most modern and up to date device of them all require all this ballache? Shitty and cheap internal gubbins no doubt.
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World of Goo, Little Inferno, and Human Resource Machine will be Switch launch titles

captainrentboy

1 year ago

49.99 each, or go for the special Switch launch week offer of all three for 169.99!
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1-2 Switch is Nintendo's attempt to recapture Wii's golden era

captainrentboy

1 year ago

SON- "Dad, can we to the local park with mum and sis this afternoon? Maybe we could take the Nintendo Switch and play the quick draw shooting game and stuff..." DAD- "Yes, that would be great son, we haven't spent any quality time together in what feels li....." SON- "LOL, fuck off saddo, I was joking. I'm 15 ffs, I'm going out with mates to go get laid... Nob."
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Nintendo confirms Switch launch lineup of games

captainrentboy

1 year ago

Big fucking LOL at that launch day line up. In all my years of gaming I've never seen such a joke of a selection available on day one. You might as well just say it's launching with one game, Zelda.
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Check out the Nintendo Switch steering wheel controller

captainrentboy

1 year ago

Fucking more plastic tat. Uhhh.
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The Last of Us fans have a huge Part 2 theory

captainrentboy

1 year ago

The people that come up with this shite need to fuck right off. It's the same boring ole cunts that spent hours studying every frame of Westworld week in week out, declaring themselves geniuses for working out its plot twists in advance.
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Sharing Watch Dogs 2 genitalia got someone banned from PSN

captainrentboy

2 years ago

So floppy dicks and head shots are all good for an 18 rated game? But digital hairy muffs are where the line is drawn?? FFS.
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Nintendo refuses to say whether Switch has a touchscreen

captainrentboy

2 years ago

I'm genuinely stumped by how excited and jizz soaked some folk are getting over yesterday's slightly laughable 3 minute video. ("Yeay, one day that'll be me sat on the ground outside with 3 sexy mates playing NBA 16, all whilst using a stupidly tiny controller! OMG, IMAGINE IT!") It'll be underpowered, overpriced, and come with a super 'unique' feature that some slightly ropey Android tablets have been doing for years. Big whoop! :)
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It didn't take long for CEX to hike the price of Call of Duty: World at War on Xbox 360

captainrentboy

2 years ago

.... This isn't really news is it?
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Forza Horizon 3 review

captainrentboy

2 years ago

Imagine getting so worked up over a game that you're never going to play, that you have to go on a sad ass fact finding mission to back up your boring point of view... :/
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Gay-themed games Hurt Me Plenty, Succulent, and Stick Shift are now on Steam

captainrentboy

2 years ago

@riz23 Haha, good point!
Sometimes I forget I have this stupid username (It really is time to change it, I'm not 17 any more) when I'm attempting to talk about anything remotely serious. :)
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captainrentboy

2 years ago

I don't get it. I have no problem with games having gay characters, dealing with gay themes/issues, it's 2016 whatever. But why does it have to be weird, a bit pervy, and overtly sexual shite like this? :/What am I missing here?
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Microsoft announces the Xbox One S price and release date

captainrentboy

2 years ago

Lots of techy online sources, that probably should know better if it's bullshit, are still saying that it comes with an Ultra HD Blu Ray drive. Baring in mind how big the current 2 standalone players are, I can't see how they would have crammed the tech into it. It would also mean the S is capable of reading up to 100GB Blu Ray discs. :/
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Watch: What's the deal with all the Overwatch porn?

captainrentboy

2 years ago

Just had a look at some. Why do they all have terrible songs in the background? And more importantly, why do so many of the female characters have 14 inch cocks? :/
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Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Quantum Break

captainrentboy

2 years ago

Looks good to me, I've been really looking forward to it. (big fan of Remedy) The fact that it runs at 720P doesn't bother me one bit, as long as it's fun to play and runs smoothly I'll be happy.
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Batman: Arkham Knight's final story DLC due tomorrow

captainrentboy

2 years ago

So how many hours of worth of entertainment did that ridiculous 33 asking price add up to? If I was to have a guess, I'd say 'not fucking many'.Rip off cunts.
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GAME manager accidentally orders company's entire stock of gift cards

captainrentboy

3 years ago

The gift cards are ordered through Lyreco, so it's nowt to do with Game's own supplies warehouses sending all of them out. And from what I heard instead of typing in 500 on their ordering website, he typed 50'000.
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Project Morpheus renamed PlayStation VR

captainrentboy

3 years ago

I'm intrigued, as long as it gets decent reviews and isn't too far north of 200 I'll probably get one.
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Nintendo patents console without a disc drive

captainrentboy

3 years ago

If that's the type of shit they'll be bringing I think we're guaranteed another whopping Nintendo flop. Beyond the Nintendo hardcore I don't think anyone's going to give a shit, especially if it has another big ass ugly controller like the Wii U.
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Lizard Squad hacker who helped bring down PSN and Xbox Live at Christmas avoids jail

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Just as I'd imagined. He has the type of face that's irresistibly punchable!
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Batman: Arkham Knight Batgirl DLC dated, priced

captainrentboy

3 years ago

I was under the impression that this would be the most substantial part of the Season Pass' content. Yet it's available on its own for just over a fiver. :/ I'm not seeing how the other SP content that was mentioned before launch adds up to 28's worth.
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Warner Bros. allegedly knew about Arkham Knight PC's failures months ago - report

captainrentboy

3 years ago

riceNpea wrote: @captainrentboy say what you like about them, they're big boys and can defend themselves, but I've never seen them type such a rude post. How can you castigate them using language like that? You're hardly rasing the bar. They're massive nobs that continuously write things on here to get a rise out of people, and this is the internet, the one place I'm free to call a spade a spade. (Or a cunt a cunt in this case) Sorry, but I genuinely couldn't care less. :/
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captainrentboy

3 years ago

@IronSoldier
You silly cunt.
Until you manage to go just one day without being a colossal turd in countless console comment threads on EG, you have no right spouting nonsense about 'console fanboys'. You and that Suarez spunk stain are two of the trolliest fucks on this site.
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Hands-on with Microsoft's ridiculous $149 Elite Xbox controller

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Why in the fuck are people whinging about batteries? I much prefer putting 2 new AAs in my XB1 pad every few weeks than I do having to fully recharge my DS4 every 4 fucking hours.
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Batman: Arkham Knight's 170 Batmobile Edition has been cancelled

captainrentboy

3 years ago

It's not.
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captainrentboy

3 years ago

I had it preordered and had been finding it odd that there wasn't a single screenshot of the model, beyond that one they used in the original ad, even when we were getting so close to release. Turns out it was because it was a gigantic Croc of shit and didn't actually exist.
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Fallout 4's 100 Pip-Boy Edition includes an actual Pip-Boy

captainrentboy

3 years ago

You may laugh. But the only special edition deposit that's flown out quicker over the last few years was the Batmobile edition of Arkham Knight. This thing will be sold out by the end of the week.
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Uncharted 4: A Thief's End gets new gameplay trailer

captainrentboy

3 years ago

When there's some big news on upcoming console exclusives I like to have a nosey in the EG comments and play 'Spot the PC Wanker'. To be fair, they're making it really easy this year. Although you'd think they'd be in a PC comments section, talking about all the massive exclusive RTS and MOBA titles they'll be getting over the next year. :/
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Microsoft introduces new modular Xbox Elite wireless controller

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Din_mamma wrote:Will it lose connection as often as the standard Xbox One controller?You state this like it's a well known massive issue. :/It's something I've never experienced with my pad. Ever.
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Halo 5: There's good news and bad news

captainrentboy

3 years ago

IronGiant wrote:This game isn't as important as MS like to think, the franchise is on a steady decline.Of course it's still important you daft cunt.
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Tech Analysis: Halo 3: ODST on Xbox One

captainrentboy

3 years ago

IronSoldier's still lurking around being a massively boring cunt then? Smugly spouting the same ole recycled poop he uses in every single comments thread. What an absolute dullard that kid is. :/
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Video: The sex scenes of The Witcher 3 reviewed

captainrentboy

3 years ago

xakmad wrote:This has put me off getting a new PS4 bundle now...Can you avoid this cheap tacky sh:te ? Or forced to go with them?The game stops and ejects itself if you aren't closely watching them whilst wanking yourself silly.
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Could the Apple Watch become one of gaming's Galapagos Islands?

captainrentboy

3 years ago

I'm not sure which I'll end up hating more when I go out for a meal with mates, the cunty ones continuously pissing about on their phones, or the ones that'll now be pissing about with their watches. Grrrrrrrr.
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Star Wars Battlefront is more than just a big budget Battlefield mod

captainrentboy

3 years ago

I can't wait to play out those classic Star Wars battles. Especially the ones where the characters were getting sniped at, over and over and over again by some cunt sat in a tree.
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The Digital Foundry 2015 budget gaming PC guide

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Too many words. Was the conclusion that all console owners are fackin' mugs, and that we made big mistakes purchasing PS4s?And if this cheap PC did outperform the PS4, will it still be playing the latest PC titles 2 or 3 years down the line with the same performance?
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PS Plus in April adds Dishonored and Never Alone

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Nowt there to make me want to renew my PS4 Plus membership. :/
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Bloodborne review

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Yeah, buuuut can we play it hunched up at our desks at 17'000 fps, and at a resolution so pin sharp it'll leave you doubting any enjoyment you've had from games with a lesser resolution? Is it on a format that will allow thousands upon thousands of people to torrent and play it for free? Until it is, it's fucking shit.Obvs! :/
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Elite: Dangerous' first Triple Elite player just won 10,000

captainrentboy

3 years ago

15 hrs a day playing a computer game? What a cunt.
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GAME Marketplace lets third-parties sell their products

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Failing company this, failing company that.
You do realise that Game will still regularly account for 55-60%+ of a AAA new release's launch weekend sales in the UK, right?
I'm not saying they won't eventually die, but it's not happening any time soon.
You're probably the same lot that have been banging on about their 'imminent' demise for the last 4 years or so now. :/
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Uncharted 4 delayed to spring 2016

captainrentboy

3 years ago

I have no problem with games getting delayed, if it results in a more polished product at launch, I'd have to be a fucking idiot to whine about it... Buuut, Sony now haven't got a lot to shout about this Chrimbo (Unless they've yet to announce a lot of cool stuff for this year) and with MS having Halo 5,Tomb Raider and Quantum Break, they'll more than likely wipe the floor with Sony this year.
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While we wait, 15 new Grand Theft Auto 5 PC screenshots

captainrentboy

3 years ago

No doubt PC gamers can't wait to torrent the shit out of this in a few weeks. And then wonder why barely any game developers give a crap about the PC market anymore. How much are we predicting this will actually sell then??
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Does resolution really matter?

captainrentboy

3 years ago

People can harp on about this until they're blue in the face,(and let's face it, it's usually PC gamers that won't shut up about this stuff) but for me a game's resolution really isn't that big of a deal.
It might be ridiculously simplistic to play but Ryse on the XB1, even though it's now 'getting on a bit', is without a doubt still one of the best looking titles I've ever played.
I couldn't give less of a shit what resolution it was running at, and I don't care what PCs can play it at, I just know it was a very pretty game.
Lots of other more recent titles, running at far higher resolutions, don't look better in any way. (All imo of course)
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Looks like Destiny is getting a new social space in the Reef

captainrentboy

3 years ago

xb0xguru wrote:@TheEarlOfZinger I'd love to know how you experienced everything after only 50 hours of play. So you had 3 characters at level 30 with all subclasses unlocked, VoG hard raid completed with all three and all exotics? That's sensational. Contact the Guinness Book of Records as you're a shoe-in.What a load of old bollocks this is. I have no problem with folk still enjoying the game, but don't pretend all that grindy shit you've mentioned above is necessary to complete, before anyone can dare declare they've seen and had enough of what Destiny has to offer. Three characters to level 30!? GTFO.
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Troll deletes 11-year-old's Destiny characters

captainrentboy

3 years ago

First, I have no sympathy for the lad, in fact the whole thing amused me quite a bit. If it had been hundreds of hours he had pumped into educational work, or something remotely useful in life, then yes it would be awful that some lil bast deleted it all.
But it isn't, it's fucking Destiny, who gives a shit?? He's learned a valuable life lesson, and that's that a huge percentage of people are dicks, don't give your trust out so easily.
Secondly, and I say this admittedly as someone who isn't a parent yet, but fucking hell is this what's classed as parenting nowadays? Just letting your 11yr old go sit in their room and play video games for hours upon hours a day.
To have 3 separate Destiny characters hit level 20+, within a couple of months, that takes quite a bit of work. (I got one to level 24 and then got bored silly) Seems like such a wasted and dull childhood.
But I guess that's just how it is in a lot of households. :/
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Mortal Kombat X's PC system requirements revealed

captainrentboy

3 years ago

IronSoldier wrote:Your kit must be this badass to rip out someone's spine.I appreciate the intended associated humour but those recommended specs are very far from being "badass". They're actually quite meek in the main (the Intel CPU min' clock speed at Recommended spec is likely exaggerated too) and are likely indicative of this game not being a shoddily optimised console port. Take note, Ubisoft!The more interesting point to note is the vast difference in storage space required between Minimum and Recommended.My God you're a massive twat. Every single post I see of yours is oozing with cuntiness. It's quite something.
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Rich Stanton on: Cheesing Destiny

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Ummm. Cheesing? Cheeses?? Cheeser???WTFuckingHell is this term? The writer just made it up, right? :/
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Parks and Recreation board game comes to Kickstarter

captainrentboy

3 years ago

"You made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game.. It's about the cones!"*Dramatically rolls 20 dice*God damn I love P&R.
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Student-made Ukip parody game upsets Nigel Farage

captainrentboy

3 years ago

Bloodbeag wrote:He thinks it's fine to say 'chinky' if you're talking about a chinese resterarunt....... Good God, that's awful. What type of awful racist calls them Chinkys? *Might be guilty of just that, but is most definitely not a racist*
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