Lukus

EA has shut down Visceral Games

Lukus

8 months ago

Short version: We realised it was a bit shit, so we're starting again.
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It really does look like Rockstar animated horse testicles for Red Dead Redemption 2

Lukus

9 months ago

But what about its dick? I hope there's a random erection cycle.
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Face-Off: Kingdom Hearts 3 vs Toy Story

Lukus

11 months ago

The presenter is massively wrong to imply that the animation in the game is *anywhere* near as accomplished as that in the film.
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Xbox One Scorpio revealed as Xbox One X

Lukus

1 year ago

Should have called it Xbox 4K
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Peter Molyneux released a new game today

Lukus

2 years ago

Peter Molyneux released a new game today, and not a single fuck was given.
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Red Dead Redemption 2 trailer is stunningly beautiful, stunningly short

Lukus

2 years ago

I thought it had already been established as a prequel before this trailer?
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Valve has a new game out soon, and it's electrifyingly good

Lukus

2 years ago

Not sure I like the sound of this Cum Den...
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"It was tempting to retire…"

Lukus

2 years ago

I can't be arsed to read anything he says any more. There's basically no point. He should probably retire, from any kind of PR at the very least.
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Jon Blyth on: Microsoft Jackpot

Lukus

3 years ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's paid.
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Probably the bloodiest Witcher 3 trailer yet

Lukus

3 years ago

The guy's a menace to society.
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Valve pulls game from Steam following dev's tweet threatening Gabe Newell

Lukus

4 years ago

People take things far too seriously/literally. It was a silly thing to write, but anyone with half a brain would just dismiss it as a bad joke, surely? I feel sorry for him, even if he might be a bit of a nob.
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The Order 1886: Rummaging around in the toy box

Lukus

4 years ago

It looks kind of stupid.
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Gabe Newell addresses concern over Valve Anti-Cheat system

Lukus

4 years ago

abigsmurf wrote:Valve are trying to justify giving you a ban just because you read the wrong website. Let that sink in for a moment. They're reading through your DNS cache just on the off-chance that you've read something valve don't want you to read.Meanwhile it is utterly trivial to circumvent. You just visit an IP address instead of a URL (so no DNS requests get sent). Alternatively, you can just disable DNS caching so that Valve can't snoop on you.Less than 0.10% of people will have their data unknowingly sent to Valve? Not sure what the readership of Eurogamer is but I'd wager a few dozen people reading this article will have had their private details sent to Valve.How many steam users is this "tiny" amount? 65,000 steam users have had their private browsing data sent to valve.I'm watching your every move.
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Amazon announces drone delivery service

Lukus

5 years ago

Drones are the new Poles. Coming over here, stealing our jobs, etc.
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I wish more games imitated bad television

Lukus

5 years ago

I've gotta say, I don't GET what this article is trying to say. Are we talking metaphorically or literally? If it's the latter, how would the mechanics of such games work? If it's the former, give us some concepts...The whole thing just reads like you want us to know you're proud of your terrible taste in television.
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Fable 3 is free from Xbox.com right now

Lukus

5 years ago

I'm tempted to download and never play this. Just to spite Molyneux.
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Curiosity cut the crap

Lukus

5 years ago

Molyneux is worse than Max Clifford.
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Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Oculus Rift

Lukus

5 years ago

This next year is going to be a hell of a ride.
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Mind-blowing CryEngine 3 tech demo simulates real-life urban development plans

Lukus

5 years ago

There are plenty of CryEngine mods that look more 'realistic', imo, and have done for a few years already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7-hTVP9AE
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Molyneux adds option to re-grow Curiosity cube

Lukus

5 years ago

What a cunt.
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Platinum Games president rates its sales as a "C or even a D."

Lukus

5 years ago

Vanquish was ace, as far as I can work out it failed to sell well because it didn't have months of pre-release hype and previews in gaming media. The first I heard of it was in EG's review.
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Homesick dev Chloe Sagal successfully crowd-funds life-saving operation

Lukus

5 years ago

@Bertie I feel bad for God now :(
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Lukus

5 years ago

"The surgery will cost $29,000 and she's just raised that on Indiegogo thank god."
Eh?
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Unreal Engine 4 Demo: PlayStation 4 vs. PC

Lukus

5 years ago

@vizzini I agree. This demo would have looked a million times better with a Cell in it.
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Lukus

5 years ago

The frame rate is definitely more juddery on the PS4 version.
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A console version of DayZ "is almost certain" and talks with Sony have already happened

Lukus

5 years ago

schnide wrote:@Mr-WriterI don't know if you've heard of it, but there's this cool thing called Google.Yeah, fuck any kind of conversation or discussion, let's all just Google everything.
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BioShock Infinite review

Lukus

5 years ago

10 out of 10? Pfft! Not falling for that again!
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Surface Pro review

Lukus

5 years ago

That Penny Arcade guy's review is very interesting. As a drawing tool it sounds ace, and really good value considering the alternatives.
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Valve-backed Xi3 Piston console starts at $1000

Lukus

5 years ago

£1000? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA Fuck offfff.
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PlayStation 4 Press Conference Live Report

Lukus

5 years ago

@Venatio old enough, yes please, your pants... What are you wearing?
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Lukus

5 years ago

Seriously? No one wants to party?
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Lukus

5 years ago

So, who wants to cam with me?... Anyone?...
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Footage leaks of cancelled Star Wars fighting game

Lukus

5 years ago

Not surprised this was cancelled. It looks terrible, not least of all due to the lack of severed limbs and insta-death.
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Aliens: Colonial Marines review

Lukus

5 years ago

It's a shame that score can't xenomorph into a 7 or 8. A 3 is pretty alien when it comes to making a purchase. When was the review embargo up? They come at night, mostly. Either way this is a real chest burster.

KILL MEEEEE.
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Grand Theft Auto 5 release date is 17th September

Lukus

5 years ago

Oh man, that's ages away. I was hoping it'd be April again.
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Bungie helps a boy find his smile again

Lukus

5 years ago

A helmet, a T-shirt and a card. It's not the best haul is it. You'd have thought Bungie donated the liver the way the story and captions read.
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Tory MP accuses HMV of theft after it makes £100m-worth of vouchers worthless

Lukus

6 years ago

I'm pretty sure all vouchers will be reinstated after a week or two. It's just common practice, apparently, to suspend them in these situations, whilst all the finances are properly looked at.

Obviously, if this is the case but they haven't thought to say so, then they have only themselves to blame for this little backlash.

Also, I might be wrong.
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Halo 4 dev laments "missteps", will "do much better next time"

Lukus

6 years ago

Best my arse. It was good, in a 7 or 8 out of 10 kind of way. It wasn't great in a Combat Evolved 9 or 10 out of 10 kind of way.
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Peripheral projected illusions: Microsoft demos IllumiRoom Kinect idea in video

Lukus

6 years ago

Really cool idea!
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Eurogamer Readers' Top 50 Games of 2012

Lukus

6 years ago

No 007 Legends? What the hell people!
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Far Cry 3's writer argues critics largely missed the point of the game

Lukus

6 years ago

Trope trope trope trope trope trope trope.
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Tattooist sues THQ for replicating UFC fighter's ink without permission

Lukus

6 years ago

Seems silly and petty to me. It's not like money is being made from the tattooist's design.Plus the character as a whole is being reproduced. The tattoo is part of them.
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Defending the Wii U specs, Reggie's stark message to Sony and Microsoft

Lukus

6 years ago

Shiny new graphics > Looking at a map on a controller.
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Far Cry 3 review

Lukus

6 years ago

But, but, but, but, but... Far Cry 2 wasn't very engaging. What's going on?!
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Happy Action Theater used in school for special needs students

Lukus

6 years ago

I'd show her my happy action, etc. etc.
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Halo 4 review

Lukus

6 years ago

@JumpinJackFlash God you're embarrassing.
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Lukus

6 years ago

@JumpinJackFlash Except try playing Unreal now. It's aged terribly. Pop on Halo CE now. It's still excellent. Have you even played it for more than a few minutes?
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Lukus

6 years ago

Reads like a 7.
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Microsoft: Xbox mobile phone style contract "pivotal to our business"

Lukus

6 years ago

@HotCoffee It's only an option. You don't have to have a contract to buy a 360 or the next Xbox, presumably.
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Fable: The Journey review

Lukus

6 years ago

@Whizzo "It's linear in the way that a railway track is linear, and anybody who tries to tell you otherwise is not to be trusted..."

You do the math...s. Bloody Molyneux.
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