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My Coach Roundup

Education's what you need.

My French Coach and My Spanish Coach

Might as well tackle these two together as - apart from the obvious difference - they're basically the same. My French Coach and My Spanish Coach have been developed with assistance from language teachers. Each title presents you with nearly 10,000 words and 400 phrases to learn. There are mini-games to unlock and lessons that teach you not only vocabulary but how to conjugate verbs and construct sentences.

It's all presented rather stylishly, with clean, crisp visuals and not a beret or sombrero in sight. There is jolly accordion music and jolly fiesta music to contend with, but it's all so jolly you won't mind. Most importantly, both titles make excellent use of the DS's unique features.

During lessons, for example, your coach will explain new words on the top screen. You can touch the bottom screen to hear how they're pronounced. You can also test your pronunciation by speaking into the DS's microphone then playing back the recording. There's an option to play it back simultaneously with a recording of a native speaker so you can determine just how rubbish your accent is.

It's entirely up to you to gauge this, however - none of the mini-games test you on your speaking skills. Only one of them tests your listening ability. My French Coach and My Spanish Coach are only really good for practicing reading, arguably the easiest language skill anyway.

This mini-game explains what Edith Piaf was banging on about.

Still, both titles do a good job of teaching you new words and evaluating how well you're learning them. There are eight mini-games this time, including Wordsearch and Flash Cards, which are self-explanatory. More complex are Bridge Builder, where you use foreign words like building blocks to translate phrases, and Fill-in-the-Blank, which involves completing sentences with the correct verb. The most game-like offering is Hit-A-Word; it's Whack-A-Mole, except you must only hit the moles with the right words displayed underneath them.

As with My Word Coach the games get repetitive, but the reward comes from learning new stuff. Unlike with My Word Coach you aren't restricted to 15 minutes of play per day. You can keep playing mini-games to earn "mastery points" and thereby unlock new lessons for as long as you wish.

Both titles have the word 'BEGINNER' stamped on the box but account for different levels within that category. I was able to test them out from two perspectives. I studied French at GCSE and can still remember how to say I played tennis at the weekend while wearing a hat then I ate a hamburger and it rained. My French Coach gauged this from the initial test I took, so I was allowed to skip the first dozen lessons. This seemed about right, and I quickly found myself learning new stuff as well as brushing up on things I'd forgotten.

My knowledge of Spanish extends to the lyrics of La Isla Bonita and the Gipsy Kings' version of Hotel California. This is why I once got on the wrong bus, didn't realise for 12 hours and had to spend a night in a "hotel" in a tiny Peruvian village wondering how the bloodstains got quite so far up the walls. My Spanish Coach accurately assessed this, viciously described me as being at 'Toddler' level and set about teaching me how to say "I".

Yo didn't find starting as an absolute beginner to be a problem. The pace with which new words are introduced is just right. There's also a good balance between new verbs and new vocabulary, so you feel like you're learning about how the language is structured and not just endless lists of nouns.

Je suis Pierre Molynoire. J'aime les chiens.

So My French Coach and My Spanish Coach are useful learning tools whether you've got a basic knowledge of the language or none at all. They're not going to make you fluent, and the emphasis is definitely on developing your reading skills. But then Sony's ridiculous Talkman thing for PSP attempted to test speaking and listening, and look how that turned out.

The titles would certainly be handy on holiday, especially when you consider the extra features included such as a dictionary and phrasebook. I'd also suggest they'd make good revision aides. I've certainly had more fun with My French Coach than with the hateful Tricolore books and stupid Martine and her endless parade of stupid cousins who play endless games of tennis and make parties every Friday night because apparently there is nothing else to do in stupid La Rochelle which I will never be able to visit and enjoy because of Tricolore.

Don't buy My French Coach or My Spanish Coach expecting to have as much fun as you would with something like Zoo Keeper. Nor should you expect the teaching to be as effective as proper lessons. But as tools for improving your language skills, whether you're starting from scratch or have some basic knowledge, they're great.

7/ 10

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