GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Lights, Camera, Action Man.

Sometimes, you just want to shoot terrorists until they're dead. And not in a careful and methodical way where you inch along a grassy field towards a ridge where you use your IR goggles to locate them, so you can fire your SXHXZZZZ-XIII (DU) through their left eyeball at a range of forty kilometres. No - instead you want to run right up to the blighters and tw** them with your big old samurai sword. Take that! And that! And that!

Or at least that's what Electronic Arts seems to be hoping with this, its game-of-the-movie-of-the-toy-franchise-of-the-US-military-except-not. Appropriately enough, EA has taken retro shooters for its inspiration, leading to a game which recalls - but doesn't recreate - the 80s videogames that paralleled GI Joe's commercial height. In play, it immediately brings to mind the lessons of LEGO Star Wars, but applied to a more shooty game - that is, shared-screen co-op with simple enough gameplay to work cross-generationally.

"With GI Joe having 45 years of history, we know there's some people who got into GI Joe before videogames were even around," says associate producer Nick Pavlich. "There may be an opportunity for the dad who wants to share GI Joe for the first time with their son, just like I was excited to share Star Wars with my brother. We wanted to make it accessible for anyone to play this game, and have a fun experience." While proverbial run-and-gun gameplay allows granddad and the pre-teen to play together, EA's also trying to offer enough subtlety to satisfy the sort of person who reads specialist videogame sites (hi there!). For example, there's a cover system, plus a splash of destructible scenery so you can remove said cover.

When you hit someone with a samurai sword, they totally fly into the air like this.

Still, it's very 80s in vibe, recalling a third-person Contra (or, depending on your locale, Gryzor or Probotector) as characters run around, unleashing non-violent death with flashy stars flying everywhere. "When I was growing up, especially when I was playing with the Joe figures, I was playing games like Contra, like Smash TV," says Pavlich when I mention this. "We actually have a nod to Contra. On the very first level of Contra, you end up against that wall - that boss wall. But the first arctic mission you play in the game facing a very similar wall - kind of a remake of that idea."

"We wanted to bring a little back of the classic arcade shooter-type game," says senior product manager Jason Enos. "It's a style of gameplay which isn't seen very often any more, and the generation which are playing videogames may not have even seen it. At least for us, being GI Joe fans, it's kind of a trip down memory lane, because it's the fusion of the classic shooter game with GI Joe... but brought to next-gen sensibilities." In other words, it doesn't punish like those 80s game did. "Contra - I love it. It's a fantastic game, but one bullet and you're dead," says Enos. "It doesn't work any more, especially with the new generation of game players. We do have health-bar elements, and the graphics are moved to 3D rather than side-scrolling."

This just seems unfair.

There are also multiple characters. There are twelve in the game, each with their own unique primary and secondary attacks, divided into three rough archetypes - Commandos, Heavies and Combat Soldiers, who are melee specialists, ranged specialists and hybrid classes respectively. They feed into teamwork-focused design, like a damage bonus for concentrating attacks and juggling enemies between you, and a boss character with a weak point at the rear that is best exposed by one player creating a distraction. Even the shared-screen camera option - as opposed to a split-screen one - is trying to enhance the co-operative feeling. "Dividing the screen makes you feel as if you're off doing your own thing, not working as a team," says Pavlich. "We wanted to reinforce the idea they were working through the game together rather than being locked in on their own."

You don't start with all twelve characters, however; you open them up via the battlepoint economy system. It's another system to reward serious play, offering points for mission success, and accepting them in exchange for character unlocks, new missions, video, and other assorted content. In a nod to the toys that have character information on the back of each box, there are also character bios left around the level to introduce new stuff and offer hints on how to deal with whatever big nasty thing Cobra - the game's terrorist organisation - is going to throw at you next.

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Kieron is one of the founders of the lovely Rock, Paper, Shotgun and nowadays writes comics for Marvel starring characters that even his mum has heard of.


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