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  • UK gov changing law to get tough on internet trolling

  • smelly 20/10/2014

    This will start with every good intention.

    Then will be spun and spun.. And the next thing you know, it'll be illegal to criticize the government online
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  • Walking is the new shooting

  • smelly 18/10/2014

    You say "walking", I say "zzzzzzzz".

    If I wanted a (usually crap) story, i'd go watch a michael bay movie.

    NEG AWAY!
    Reply +2
  • Halo: The Master Chief Collection has 20GB day one patch to unlock multiplayer

  • smelly 17/10/2014

    @Plankton1975 : $$$$$ Reply 0
  • We cannot let this become gaming culture

  • smelly 17/10/2014

    @emanuelpereira1 : Not at all, I think you'll find that i'm VERY critical of gaming journalism.

    I'd like to know how many reviewers got their game consoles for free (and which ones they get for free - especially if they're being critical/praising one or the other). How much did a 9/10 rated game get in advertising money for the site? How much was paid to give daily updates on a game, etc etc.

    If that's what you're mission is though - to uncover that. Then I suggest you make a new movement which isnt tied to a load of babies whining about certain games being made.

    Or make a new movement which isnt tied to misogynists and this obsession you have with this poor zoe who's only crime was to make a piece of software while being a girl.

    If you actually set up said campaign, I might actually join you.

    But the below video, which i was replying to - was actually released by GG in support of their cause. And consists of lots of whining that "Depression Quest" isnt a real game - as it doesnt have a score, and you cant shoot people in it.. So therefor it didnt deserve the praise, so therefor journalists are corrupt.

    THAT is bollocks my friend.
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  • smelly 17/10/2014

    @Bill_P : if the games industry is 100% profit driven, as you say.. Then surely ignoring 50% of the population is stupid?

    But yet you think developers should only make games for teenage boys?
    Reply +3
  • smelly 17/10/2014

    @-cerberus- : so basically after watching that video, gg are saying this is actually about "boo hoo! People are making games which do more than just running around shooting things! How dare they?!? Some journalists liked that people were experimenting with the medium.. They MUST be corrupt!!! I mean, how could ANYONE like a game which doesn't have lots of shooting in it?? Boo hoo.. How DARE they!"? Reply 0
  • E3 organiser and trade group ESA speaks out against GamerGate

  • smelly 17/10/2014

    @MrTomFTW : "A PR stunt that has done well playing the media at their own game,"


    Ah, see the problem you now have, is that the minute a journalist explains that, they're IMMEDIATELY bias in this stuff...

    Which is why this keeps going around in fucking circles.
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  • smelly 17/10/2014

    @Keinart :

    "About the Zoe Quinn scandal"

    There wasnt one, other that SHOCK FUCKING HORROR, she met a guy.

    Sooo many fucking ways that games journalists are compromised, and you guys focus on this poor girl.

    Who did NOTHING wrong, other than upsetting her (seemingly) asshole of an ex boyfriend.

    But yet gamergate are like "how dare SHE make games SHES a GIRL!"
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  • smelly 16/10/2014

    @MrTomFTW : Dont get me wrong.

    1. I do agree that game journalists NEED to be held more accountable. Was their console given to them for free? How much advertising did this company spend on this 9/10 game review? etc etc.

    But I think there's much better ways of doing that, than latching the whole thing onto this anti-female crap*..

    * which leads me onto 2.


    2. When i say anti-female crap. I dont mean i think Anita is right. In fact, I disagree with much of what she has to say. But just because you disagree with someone, doesnt mean how some gamers are reacting is appropriate.

    Some people have rightly pointed out, that gamers act that way on mens youtube videos/etc too.. But that doesnt make it "okay".

    The problem with people now growing up with the internet is that they think that it's okay to behave like this, just because they disagree with other people.

    3. Games are changing, I personally think more diversification and less shooting games aimed soley at the teenage boy market would be a good thing.. People need to stop fearing change.

    4. Zoe Quinn, Well that's just a non-story - which just makes people who are into this gamergate thing look like asshats. "OH NOES a GIRL made a GAME!".

    Did the press cream themselves over it? Yes.. Maybe a little unecessarily. But then, see also any molyneux game - are people suggesting he's sleeping around with the press?


    And that's just the stuff I actually bother enough about to understand on this whole stupid story.

    Problem is, the press now cant even talk about it without being called "biased", leading to more yells from the "gaters". But if they dont report on the stupid stuff the gamergaters are doing/saying.. then that just promotes a one sided argument - allowing them to shout as much as they like...



    The problem is that GG covers LOTS of problems. Which means that you may even agree with some of their points, while disagreeing with others. Which makes it so much more impossible to argue/discuss.

    If we could have different movements for each thing, it'd be nice.

    Can we have a "People who want the games press to be better" movement, a "people who dont believe feminists deserve such a loud say in games" movement, and a "We hate all women, and we're agressive tosspots" movement?
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  • smelly 16/10/2014

    @Bauul : Well maybe those who believe they have a valid point of view - should start another movement which actually represents whatever it is they think their point is? Reply +4
  • smelly 16/10/2014

    Virgin women haters all point over there shouting "NO - THIS IS ABOUT JOURNALISM AND NOT OUR FAILED ATTEMPT AT GETTING GIRLS!!"

    No one listens to them..

    And all this is done with.
    Reply -3
  • The Uncle Who Works for Nintendo is a nostalgic, creepy trip down memory lane

  • smelly 17/10/2014

    Is it supposed to throw up errors all over the shop?

    Tried it in firefox and safari - same problem
    Reply +1
  • Hyrule Warriors horse DLC now available

  • smelly 16/10/2014

    OMG.. Nooooooo.. Not nintendo... Noooo!!!

    I expect this from others.. Not you!

    Bloody downloadable horse.. FFS.
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  • Sakurai teases a couple of Wii U-exclusive Super Smash Bros. modes

  • smelly 15/10/2014

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvdXyqS5io Reply 0
  • Anita Sarkeesian cancels university speech following school shooting threat

  • smelly 15/10/2014

    Assholes like this, do absolutely no favors to the stereotype that gamers are saddo losers with no friends...

    Disgusting..
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  • Bayonetta 2 review

  • smelly 13/10/2014

    @CynicalMe- : Please dont requote him, I have him on ignore now... Cheers. Reply +2
  • smelly 13/10/2014

    @skunkfish : Nope, I always wanted to, but my 360 was on the fritz by the time it came out.

    Is there any other game you can liken it to?

    Demo just felt like a button masher to me, like the TMNT arcade game (with occasional quicktime event thrown in)
    Reply -1
  • smelly 13/10/2014

    Er, If I say "i lied" would you stop creeping me out and obsessing over me?

    I'm not sure I'm happy with a 44 year old man creeping out over me like this, I am genuinely concerned.

    I came in to talk about a game, and try to decide if I should purchase, not talk to some strange guy who needs life... I'm genuinely concerned for you (and for my own wellfare, I hope you dont know where i live!).. Go talk to someone?

    ACTUALLY, I'm just going to put you on ignore... And report you to the mods, bye bye.
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  • smelly 13/10/2014

    HOLY CRAP!!!

    105 comments, nearly all of them aimed at me!!

    http://www.eurogamer.net/profiles/minleg/comments

    W.... T... F... You're obsessed!!?!? Did I sleep with your mum or something??

    Wooah.. I'm actually GENUINELY freaked out... I'm stepping away now...
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  • smelly 13/10/2014

    I NEED AN ADULT!!!

    This weird minleg guy is creeping me out with his weird obsession with me!!! Im worried im going to get home to find my bunny boiling or something!!!

    HELP!!!!
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  • smelly 13/10/2014

    @minleg : Fuck me, do you have issues..

    Im getting a bit worried about this obsession you have with me.

    Please stop.

    I'm glad you dont care about my "opinion", especially when it comes to this game, as I'm basing everything i know about it on the demo. That's why i'm trying to have a conversation with the grown ups about it, try to see if there's more to it than the demo lead me to believe.
    Reply -1
  • smelly 13/10/2014

    @INTELIGENCIA : I should hope the review ISNT based on the demo!

    My point is, that this was top of my buying list.. Then I played the demo, and it felt like a boring button masher with pretty graphics..

    Demo came across very "meh" to me.

    Now obviously there *must* be more to it than the demo showed, as it's getting great reviews.

    So I wonder if it was just the demo not showing off the game properly.. Or whether I just wouldn't enjoy this game at all.
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  • smelly 13/10/2014

    @minleg : You are one strange cookie. And Im amazed you got so many +'s..

    Okay, just for you.. I didn't have a wii-u, now i have one.

    Not sure why that is so hard to understand... "YOU LIED!! You said you didnt have one, now you say you do have one!"

    - That's the way it works.. people dont have things, then they have things... Go ask your mom to explain it to you.


    I had no intention of buying any of the 3 machines, then I saw I could cash in some airmiles, and get the mario kart bundle "for free" (airmiles), with free donkey kong freeze, free mario and luigi (the 2d one).. And because of the mario kart offer - a free copy of pikmin 3.

    Which seemed like an offer too good to turn down. So I got one.

    Now I'm not sure what it is you're trying to "prove" by calling me a liar.. but - whatever it is, it's a bit sad.

    I've gone into detail of why i didnt like the demo, and it put me off buying it. If that makes you cry - then sorry... But it's just a bloody game, me buying it, or not buying it - should effect you..

    Now stop crying to your mom you sad sad little boy.
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  • smelly 13/10/2014

    I *honestly* dont get the 9/10 review based on the demo.

    I guess the demo was awful, And I need to buy this?

    (cpt toad first... this was a day 1 purchase before i played the demo)
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  • The man who made Conker - Rare's most adult game

  • smelly 12/10/2014

    Its a shame there's no real legal way to play this nowadays.

    Can I get the xbox version for the 360?
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  • smelly 12/10/2014

    @spekkeh : I know you posted that 2 years ago.. but SERIOUSLY?

    Everything IS dumbed down today..

    As a "professor of game design", i wonder how many years you were making games for?

    (or have you never made a game?)
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  • smelly 12/10/2014

    One of my favoritist games ever..

    Unfortunately I never played it first time around (i was a sega fanboy) I never owned the original xbox either...

    So I played it on an emulator (sorry!).. If I could pay to play it on the wii-u or 3ds, i'd definitely buy it (to give back for the fun I had!)
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  • Console wars, compact discs and Whigfield: Remembering Vib-Ribbon

  • smelly 12/10/2014

    15 years ago roughly was the first time I ever played this..

    It is quite possibly THE best game I've EVER played.

    If you own a vita (i dont), you OWE it to yourself to play this.

    Comes with the smelly brand of approval (I dont rate many games highly - which you can notice on this site by number of people calling me a fanboy of various systems)
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  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy gets a release date on 3DS

  • smelly 12/10/2014

    Never played these games - might give it a try.

    But BTW - what the hell is wrong with some of you? Are the games you play Sooo boringly crap that you're only interested in how many pixels are on display?

    If so, may i suggest you actually try playing some games which are fun?

    TOP TIP: If you're playing a game and all you can think about is how many pixels it has or hasnt got.. then the chance are it's not that fun..
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  • Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker footage introduces Captain Toadette

  • smelly 11/10/2014

    @minleg : Just because you're a little strange, and you're scaring me (if Im frank), I'll try to confirm to you.

    I didnt have a wii-u, now i have one.

    I didnt have a pc, now i have one.

    I didnt have a bowl of cornflakes, but now i have one as i'm typing this.

    You didnt have a life... and er... well... Im sorry.

    Right.. Can you shut up now and we can get back to talking about the game? Cheers.
    Reply 0
  • smelly 11/10/2014

    @minleg : You have issues, get a life.

    .. Or a girl/boy friend, or a friend.. or whatever helps....
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  • smelly 11/10/2014

    @minleg : LOL!

    FFS.. Am i not allowed to say anything even slightly negative about any exclusive game - without this nonsense?

    So far this week, i've been accused of being a xbone fanboy a ps4 fanboy, a nintendo fanboy (actually i get that a lot), havent been accused of being a pc fanboy yet.

    Seriously? Am I not allowed a different opinion?

    What's the point in discussion forums if we all think the same thing? The whole idea is to have a discussion.

    BTW - Found out today the RRP on this in America is $40 compared to $60.. So I was half right.. And happy with that price.

    Wouldve prefered it as DLC though (which is what it essentially is)..

    And it also wont alter the fact the bayonetta 2 demo put me off buying it... It came across to me as an absolute bag of ass pasties.
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    Everyone is going to call me a xbox fanboy again for this.. but..

    Is it just me, or does this not "feel" like a full priced game? It's obviously using the mario world engine, and graphics from that game. It strikes me as if it should be dlc or a mission pack, than a full priced game?

    Dont get me wrong - if they sell it half the price of other full priced games, then great.. but at full price, i cant see myself buying this... No matter how cute it looks.
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  • Video: The first half-decent Sherlock Holmes game?

  • smelly 11/10/2014

    @Murton : Console games are convenient?

    Last time I checked, you now have to install them, run patch updates, etc etc.. All the reasons i stopped playing pc games originally and moved to console..
    Reply -6
  • Dragon Age: Inquisition is 1080p on PS4, 900p on Xbox One

  • smelly 11/10/2014

    ive never played a dragons age game..

    The fact they're so interested in promoting the visuals over the actual game - worries me.

    I think i'll pass on this one too.
    Reply -16
  • smelly 10/10/2014

    900p vs 1080p.. really, not that much difference.

    In theory games can look loads better in 720p anyhow, as then you can throw more stuff around.

    I'm much more concerned about 60hz than resolution... And before that, I'm much more concerned by whether the game is actually fun or not.
    Reply -36
  • Dark Souls 2 dev reveals which bosses people failed at most often

  • smelly 10/10/2014

    Very first boss for me.

    It wasnt so much the boss, as more having to respawn miles away every time i died.. and the crappy unfluid controls...

    No thanks, I like a challenge, but found DS2 to be too much.
    Reply -6
  • Bayonetta 2 demo is out now

  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @Vanmunt : " actually praising them for micro transactions in the comments this week"


    DLC in destiny which already existed on disc?
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    Back on topic.

    I didnt like demo, but it's getting good reviews..

    I wonder if i dont like it as the demo just threw me straight in... And if i started from the start - it'd appeal more?

    Anyone who's played the orignal confirm/deny?
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @bad09 : I (tend to) like nintendo games*, I dont *love* nintendo.

    (* dont like mario kart or smash bros for the record).

    The platform doesnt matter. If other companies were making gameplay based games which didnt have the story backing up repetitive gameplay.. Then i'd be all for them too.

    Back in the ps1 era, there were LOADS of them..

    You may say rose tinted glasses.. But the variety and fun of games back then was incredible.. They relied on fun to sell the games, not story.

    IMHO we've gone the wrong way, and (unfortunately) only nintendo is making games of the ilk i like.

    That doesnt make me a fanboy.. Just someone who wishes that 3rd parties would go back to making something other than boring shooting bollocks.

    Unfortunately the only people actually still making innovative/interesting games are indie and/or double fine.

    And with that.. I have work to do.. just thought i'd set record straight.
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @bad09 : Im platform agnostic.

    A game aimed as masturbatory fodder for teenagers is one, regardless of platform.

    Release COD as a wii-u platform exclusive, and see how much i slag THAT off :D
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @A_FAN : Yes.. Thing i dont like, and i think are shit.. are shit to me.. Am I supposed to think that Justin Beiber and Nickelback are good (just to be reasonable?).. Dont be daft.. I think they're shit.. So to me.. They're shit!

    Where did i say people were idiots?

    10 360's .. yes, msoft kept sending me refurbished ones which were (more often than not) even more broke than the ones i sent them.

    Hell one replacement i got didnt even have a hdmi port.. but that's a rant i've already done elsewhere.
    Reply +1
  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @IronGiant : That's better!

    Thanks!

    Earlier i was accused of being a xbox fanboy.. Couldnt have that..

    I'd much rather be accused of being a fan of a company which actually makes good games.
    Reply +1
  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @dogmanstaruk : Nope, I used to play purely on Sega Platforms. My first EVER mario game was mario sunshine (which is still in my top 10)

    Last gen I owned a 360, but come my 10th replacement of the pile of shite - i sold all my games.

    I used to have a ps1.. I might get a ps4 if sony start making interesting games again.. Like ico, etc.

    But as it stands - i own a nintendo as it's the only one which has games i want on it..

    And for everything else, for the odd occasion something comes out which isnt a boring shooter.. i have a kick ass PC

    (which plays 99% of all games released on the xbox platform - but better).
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    Do I need to hand in my "nintendo fanboy" card to someone just because i didnt like this demo (while hoping i would)?

    Demo just struck me as the same sad shite i'd see on other consoles.. right down to the masturbatory fodder for teenage boys (Which are 18 rated games main audience i guess).
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  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @grassyknoll : LOL - Well, it's better to be back as a nintendo fanboy I guess.

    Where did i say "only nintendo makes good games?".

    I just dont like modern shootery fucking shite...

    Oh.. Hang on.. Yes, I see what you're saying now, every other company (that isnt easports) is making shooting games!

    I see what you mean now.

    .. Also explains why fifa 15 is doing so fucking well in comparison too.
    Reply -1
  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @kirinnokoshin : Im holding onto my money and spending it on toad. Reply -3
  • smelly 10/10/2014

    And now this is the most popular story..

    My work is done :D

    >It's like God of War or Devil May Cry. You must have tried those games before.


    Waaah waaah.. they never got released on a nintendo platform, so i didnt play them.. Probably for the best, as that type of game doesnt seem to be my thing.. Like shooting things thinking it makes me a "mature grown up"
    Reply -5
  • smelly 10/10/2014

    @Bill_P : Yeah, you're right.. All those games are shit.. And judging by how i feel about the demo, maybe it deserves to be on the xbox with all the other tired button mashers?

    But i'm hoping nintendo picked it up because there's something Im missing..

    The demo, to me, feels just as tired and crappy as CoD/Halo/etc etc.
    Reply -9
  • Destiny player finds another under construction DLC area

  • smelly 10/10/2014

    WOOOHOOOO!!!

    I almost missed my daily destiny update!
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