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  • Face-Off: Bayonetta on Wii U

  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @Mr-Writer : Riiight.. Batmobile couldnt have been done last generation.. lmao..

    Okay, Im done.. I attempted some serious conversation here, but if i carry on - i'll just end up troll baiting again.

    I honestly dont get why people masturbate so much over pixels - and not the game itself. IMHO - if you're worried that much about graphics/etc.. then the game itself cant be very much fun.
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  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @dogmanstaruk : PC and 3ds. Considering buying a wii-u - but probably not until the new "proper" zelda comes out. Reply -1
  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @Mr-Writer : "Power isn't JUST about graphics, it can add a to gameplay. "

    My question remains, has the extra power made the games more fun?

    The fact that with the majority of the games, they're released alongside last gen (360/ps3) versions... Says the power isnt adding to the gameplay at all.

    How exactly do you see the power improving gameplay anyway? In my experience, over the last few generations - as power has become more and more - we're getting games with less and less actual game and more and more stories..

    I'll say again. xbone/ps4 are more powerful than 360/ps3, but are their games more fun than their predecessors?
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  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @togan : Eh? Stop making stuff up :D Reply 0
  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @BonzoBanana : "Nintendo made a huge mistake setting spec so low".

    Why? The bone and ps4 have higher specs, are their games more fun?

    Are you more interested in wanking over individual pixels than actually getting enjoyment from a game?
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  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @Mr-Writer : not sure why you're listing ps3 games... But do continue .. Reply -3
  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @dogmanstaruk : no, I haven't, that's why I asked...

    Did anyone buy the ps3 version, have fun with it... Only to then be told they didn't actually have fun, as the 360 one was better if you played side by side, paused and zoomed into a screenshot to analyze the pixels...
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  • smelly 28/09/2014

    Im curious.. Did anyone play the ps3 version, and think "man the framerate/graphics suck?"

    (before they were told that version was "inferior")

    I'm wondering about the emperors clothes effect here..
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  • smelly 28/09/2014

    @shinku : The nonsense some of you fanboys spout is hilarious.. Keep it up, it makes my day reading this crap sometimes..

    And today is one of those days.. Watching you clutch at straws.. Funniest part of the day.
    Reply -1
  • smelly 28/09/2014

    While all you guys are wanking over graphs telling you something you cant tell for yourselves without someone telling you.

    .. I'll be busy playing and enjoying the game itself, which i hear is quite fun.
    Reply -2
  • Bethesda warns: you should have 4GB of VRAM to play The Evil Within PC

  • smelly 27/09/2014

    Nonsense. They could easily load in lower res textures (or turn off things like anisotropic filtering) on cards with less memory. Reply 0
  • Destiny 1.0.2 patch changes how Engrams work

  • smelly 27/09/2014

    Destiny articles are beginning to feel like peter molyneux articles.

    .. When we stop getting our daily fill of them - i'm going to miss them
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  • Super Smash Bros. 3DS review

  • smelly 26/09/2014

    @tomacwhite : I laughed. Reply -2
  • smelly 26/09/2014

    Moaning about the dpad? REALLY?

    Oh dear.

    Right - im off to find a review from someone who gets it.. I wanna know how it feels on the 3DS, I'm still of mixed opinion - i'll probably get the wii-u version instead.
    Reply -2
  • Ryse on PC won't feature micro-transactions

  • smelly 26/09/2014

    But will it actually be a good game? Reply 0
  • Someone's found a new loot farming cave in Destiny

  • smelly 26/09/2014

    $500m marketing dollars at work.... Wonders how much a daily story costs? Reply -1
  • Watch Dogs Wii U won't get the Bad Blood DLC

  • smelly 26/09/2014

    @SavageEvil : You ARE aware that for months, the wii-u has been outselling hte xbone in every territory other than USA?

    The differnce is that no website is posting loads of doom and gloom stories about the xbone.

    EG - has even stopped posting europeans sales figures, starting to quote US sales figures instead...

    Although - the bone is now back in #2 place in Europe following Destiny launch - so I expect EG will be telling us about European sales figures by the end of the month again...
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  • smelly 26/09/2014

    @kangarootoo : If it's selling poorly, then man the xbone is dead in the water! Reply +3
  • smelly 26/09/2014

    Watch dogs wouldnt sell well on ANY platform right now.

    The hype machine has died down, and people now can see it for the game it is.

    Without pre-order hype, it'd not do well on ANYTHING.
    Reply +3
  • Forza Horizon 2 review

  • smelly 26/09/2014

    @TheDoctor11 : I liked burnout paradise, i thought it was the best game that i played last gen.

    Bar none.
    Reply +1
  • smelly 25/09/2014

    @Suarez07 : Ps4 doesnt really need as many exclusives - as it plays the multiplatform games much better.

    But sony's track record has been really good in the past.. im sure there will be some good games coming for that platform too for ps4 owners.
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  • smelly 25/09/2014

    @smelly : WOW - I cant even congratulate bone owners on getting a good exclusive without getting loads of negs.

    Those damn ps4 owners no doubt upset by that.
    Reply -2
  • smelly 25/09/2014

    Awww.. Bless.. Xbone finally gets a decent exclusive!

    Congratulations bone owners!
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  • iPhone 6 sold 10 million units in three days

  • smelly 25/09/2014

    Quite a lot of butt hurt in here i notice. Reply 0
  • Xbox One price cut by 20 in the UK, now 329

  • smelly 23/09/2014

    Still not sure why someone would want to pay a little less than a ps4 - for fewer decent exclusives, and running the same cross platform games at lower resolutions/frame rates.

    Makes no sense to me.

    If there were loads of microsoft must-have exclusives... i'd understand.

    Meh... Guess that's why it's currently in 3rd place in Europe.
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  • smelly 23/09/2014

    Wow - those European sales must be REALLY bad.

    First EG starts posting US data.. Now price cuts already...

    Maybe this'll boost sales, so EG will be allowed to start posting European sales data again.

    Must suck to have a business in 3rd place.
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  • Nintendo celebrates 125th birthday today

  • smelly 23/09/2014

    Happy Birthday Nintendo!

    May you keep giving us an option which isn't all crappy shootery, "mature", completable in 4 hours, story based, bore fests..

    Keep making fun! The industry needs you!
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  • Fans are making an unofficial Mother 4

  • smelly 23/09/2014

    Graphics look too good to be a mother game

    They need to have that "childish" look..
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  • The evolution of Destiny

  • smelly 22/09/2014

    Oh, and +1 for the obvious "activision is paying for all these articles" comments. Reply +1
  • smelly 22/09/2014

    QUICK!!! Someone sue them!! They didnt release with the exact same content as they showed last year! The BASTARDS!

    (when i pointed out how stupid that suing companies for the pre-release not looking like the final product recently.. people went apeshit at me)
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  • Giana Sisters 2 is in development for Wii U, PS4 and Xbox One

  • smelly 20/09/2014

    Not sure why i got so many negs.

    I guess the truth hurts for the pirates who dont understand they're taking games away from themselves by doing what they do.
    Reply -4
  • smelly 20/09/2014

    Maybe no-one bought the pc version - you guys think about that?

    PC Piracy is still quite extreme amongst non-online games... I'd imagine they sold bugger all copies on the PC, so they chose to ignore it.
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  • Nintendo brings huge line-up to EGX London

  • smelly 20/09/2014

    @bort118 : More exclusive high ranking games than the other 2 put together in fact. Reply +2
  • What next for Minecraft on PlayStation?

  • smelly 18/09/2014

    All this talk just makes me wonder how ace minecraft would be on the wii-u's game pad... bah :) Reply 0
  • Hyrule Warriors review

  • smelly 18/09/2014

    @minleg : review is totally positive without saying any flaws.. To get an 8 over a nine, I'd want to know what it was that knocked score down a bit.

    Imagine you had an exam, which u thought went flawlessly, but you got a 80% score, you'd want to know why right?

    As a potential purchaser, I want to know too so I can decide if I'd like it or not.. Review was bad at that IMHO
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  • smelly 18/09/2014

    Confused as to what the reviewer didnt like about the game? Reply 0
  • The race to defeat Destiny's toughest challenge begins

  • smelly 16/09/2014

    I'm now convinced there has been money exchanged in order to not give a low scoring review for x period of days following launch.

    I suspect that even if we do get a review, that the reviewer will be "unwilling" to give it a score.. They'll come up with some reason why, while looking at their bank book...
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  • US Xbox One sales rise but PlayStation 4 still top

  • smelly 16/09/2014

    And AGAIN.. US figures.. Xbox biased...

    Come on..

    Maybe rename site xbonegamer?
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  • smelly 12/09/2014

    More US sales information on a European site.

    No doubt because in Europe xbone is in clear 3rd place...
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  • Destiny UK's biggest new IP launch ever

  • smelly 16/09/2014

    Just occured to me, how comes we can get uk software sales figures - but not hardware? Reply 0
  • smelly 15/09/2014

    @Cold_Waste: "Does it need a review?"


    Yes.. Some of us dont like to blindly buy things on hype alone. I want to know if it's any good before splashing my cash on it.

    I'm suspecting that it's not - and thats why they're not running the review yet (and are probably being paid not to).
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  • smelly 15/09/2014

    But yet, still no review?

    How much is Activision paying websites to hold off on their reviews? Is it really that mediocre?
    Reply -1
  • Digital Foundry: Hands-on with Bayonetta 2

  • smelly 15/09/2014

    I have to laugh at fanboys sometimes. Articles like this say something like " lacklustre texture filtering", and all the xbox/ps4 fanboys are wanking into their socks going "hahhahaha - lacklustre texture formating!"

    They have no idea what that means of course - or why, in a REALLY fast paced game like this, why no-one would ever ever ever notice the differnce during gameplay anyway.. And why, it'd probably make the game look worse anyhow due to wasting video memory better spent elsewhere.

    But they have their one talking point to keep going back to, to make themselves feel better that their own chosen machines have next to bugger all decent exclusives (Yet)...
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  • smelly 15/09/2014

    @emanuelpereira1 : Well done, you posted screenshots which shows the improvement it makes on floors and walls.

    Well done. You've learned a technical term, and still have no idea what it does/means or how it really benefits nor do you know what the negatives of it are.. And why it'd be stupid to put it on everything.

    Gawd, why am i even talking about this to clueless people?
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  • smelly 14/09/2014

    @dicken : Eh?

    "The more the better" anisotropic filtering?

    Even though it only makes a difference on certain objects? (floors/walls/etc?). Any more than that, and you're wasting texture memory, as it doubles the amount of space textures take up (so you'd lose visual fidelity elsewhere - for an effect very few people would even notice).

    Do you even know what it is or does?

    EDIT: Oh, you meant anti-aliasing?
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  • smelly 14/09/2014

    I always pause games and look at individual pixels while im playing them and having fun.

    I pause, take a screen shot, and zoom in.. If i spot a single out of place jaggy pixel - I cant enjoy the game any more, it's just ruined for me. Doesnt matter how much fun i WAS having, there's a bit of jagginess which i can only see when paused and zoomed in.. Cant have that, so into the bin it goes.
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  • Face-Off: Destiny

  • smelly 14/09/2014

    How much are you getting paid to postpone the review of this?

    This is beginning to look VERY suspect... Glad i didnt buy on day one .
    Reply -10
  • Performance Analysis: Destiny on Xbox One

  • smelly 12/09/2014

    @marcioindauu : Congrats! You must have a dead powerful machine there... Except.. Im playing wii-u games at 1080p and 60fps too (like monster hunter)...

    Does that mean my wii-u is as powerful as your bone?

    Dumb ass
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  • smelly 12/09/2014

    @marcioindauu : So the machine you paid the same price as the ps4 for.. Now has ONE game which runs as well as the ps4 version - because it's got a locked 30fps framerate?

    Top quality purchase decision there sir. Im sure microsoft will get you many more decent exclusives than sony too... *LOL*
    Reply -3
  • smelly 12/09/2014

    @bentaylor1 : What on EARTH are you talking about? Reply +1