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  • The Legend of Zelda Wii U delayed until 2016

  • smelly 28/03/2015

    @spamdangled : first ever loss in 150 years of business.. Quite impressive if you're telling truth Reply -1
  • smelly 28/03/2015

    @Strumbar : yeah the snes had loads of fps games with paint Reply 0
  • smelly 28/03/2015

    Going to be interesting to see what they do show and announce at e3.

    Obviously we have star fox and yoshi demos.

    ... But new announcements? I'm hoping for Galaxy 3.. Or perhaps a hd remake of first two...
    Reply -1
  • smelly 28/03/2015

    @Bickle2 : over clocked 360? lol

    Completely different architecture.
    Reply +3
  • smelly 28/03/2015

    @Kami : ZZZZZzzzz

    Boring fanboy sales talk again.. Droning on and on, and on.. On every single Wii-u article.

    If you're that worried about sales figures of a machine, go wank yourself to sleep over the 3DS sales numbers.. Or maybe droll on about the PS Vita sales?

    Personally, how many units a machine sells, makes bugger all difference to my enjoyment of a game.

    But I get bored of you posting giant walls of text saying the same bloody thing each time the wii-u is mentioned.
    Reply -2
  • Grand Theft Auto 5's latest PC screenshots sure are a looker

  • smelly 27/03/2015

    @azurelas_2 : Nonsense. I played thru gta4 on a 8gb q6600. Reply -2
  • smelly 27/03/2015

    Im about to spend $1k upgrading my pc to the best possible specs i can get for my money.

    Somehow i still dont think it'll be able to run this in full detail at 60fps.
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  • Gaming convention threatens to abandon Indiana if anti-gay bill passes

  • smelly 27/03/2015

    @MSandt : Nope.

    Imagine trying to get home late at night, but no taxi company would pick you up, based on your sex/sexuality/colour of your skin/whatever theyve decided to discriminate against you for.

    Think about that for a moment.. You're now stranded somewhere late at night because taxi companies have discriminated against you for being a single white man.

    Maybe you'll get the night bus? But the night bus has a "no white man" policy.

    You decide to walk home, but on the way home - you are attacked and beaten because it's become socially acceptable to treat your group as 2nd class citizens... They're only showing their religious freedom by attacking you.

    Etc etc.

    You may think i'm being extreme here.. but see Russia.
    Reply +4
  • smelly 27/03/2015

    @Needs_More_Tang : Well for starters, homesexuals aren't trying to change the law to make christians lives a misery. Reply +2
  • smelly 27/03/2015

    Actually what i find interesting is i keep reading from right wing types that they hate "certain religions" because those religions are coming over here and imposing their religious laws onto us, etc etc.

    Which of course is nonsense..

    But it's great to see the hypocrisy of these right wing types doing just that.
    Reply -2
  • smelly 27/03/2015

    @EzekielBenedict :

    Besides disapproving of someones lifestyle is not hatred.

    It's not a "lifestyle" you're refusing to serve someone based purely on who they happen to find attractive or fell in love with.

    It'd be like refusing to serve someone because his wife is ugly.

    People dont CHOOSE who they fall in love with, it just happens.

    Trust me, i wish i couldve chosen to not have fallen in love with my ex wife.
    Reply +27
  • smelly 27/03/2015

    I do hope restaurants express their freedom of their religion by refusing to serve Mike Pence. Reply +6
  • Sega Steam sale makes Alien: Isolation a mere 7.99

  • smelly 26/03/2015

    Am i wrong, or are most of the titles in the bundle just old console games wrapped around an emulator? Reply -2
  • Valve-approved Half-Life 2: Update headed to Steam

  • smelly 26/03/2015

    Testament to how good looking the original was, that I can barely see the improvements in comparison videos Reply 0
  • Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars review

  • smelly 26/03/2015

    @MrTomFTW : So? Reply +1
  • Nintendo might be making the most exciting online shooter in years

  • smelly 24/03/2015

    I still don't get how a consoles sales figures effects whether or not you enjoy the great games on it..

    "What's up Johnny?"
    "I can't enjoy Mario kart any more mum!"
    "Whys that?"
    "Because the ps4 has sold more units!"


    Makes bugger all sense.
    Reply +4
  • smelly 24/03/2015

    @IronSoldier : You seem to have forgotten the 3ds is still doing incredibly well.

    But who the fuck cares about sales figures of machines?

    Do you really think "hmm, i really like that game - but i cant allow myself to like it because not many people have bought the machine its on"?

    Or something?

    Why on earth does it matter to anything what a machine is or isnt selling?

    The ps4 is outselling the bone quite significantly. The original xbox struggled to sell as many units as the gamecube. Does that mean anything to anything? Nope.

    Sorry, i'll get back to playing one of the many awesome games on my wii-u now.. I'll leave owners of other machines to sit here arguing while they wait for something good to come along :)
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  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @daviejambo : A game aimed very much towards kids, would be (showing my age here) tellytubbies or the tweenies.

    Games which are made for everyone to enjoy - doesnt necessarily mean "for kids". You can have a product that adults can enjoy, which are also suitable for children.

    Just because something is suitable for children - doesnt make it instantly just for children.

    There are many many many great examples of books, movies, tv shows, etc - which are suitable for children but arent aimed at children, and as such - adults enjoy them equally.

    Teenage boys, desperate to look "mature" on the other hand..
    Reply +7
  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @daviejambo : Nope, nintendo makes games that everyone can enjoy from children to adults.

    The only people who they dont appeal to are teenage boys who are desperate to look "mature"... But they're playing GTA and COD online.

    Unfortunately - it seems the teenage boy (And adults who havent properly grown up) market are the main console purchasers.

    Ho hum
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  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @Mr-Writer : Fair 'nuf, not sure why people are negging you for saying that, here - have a plus. Reply -2
  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @Blammo72 : Not getting worked up.. Just laughing at "mr mature" teenager who thinks he's all so grow up. Reply -2
  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @Mr-Writer : Where did i say only nintendo games are fun? Reply +2
  • smelly 23/03/2015

    People who dismiss certain games as childish amuse me.

    ALL games are childish! We're playing with toys! It doesn't matter if it's grey and brown with books and gore, with a (good for games) story... We are still playing it for fun.. It's still mindless play... It's still in effect nothing more than a toy...

    Regardless of how grown up you want to be or think you are.. You spend your spare time PLAYING (go look that word up) GAMES...

    There's nothing grown up about it.

    But one has to wonder, if you're soo concerned about being grown up.. Do you actually have fun playing games? If you're not having fun,, what are you doing????
    Reply +4
  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @Blammo72 : and here we have another "grown up" teenager who doesn't want to play something with more than two colours.

    It's okay dear, go play something grey and brown for your "mature" mind.. I'm sure you'll have loads of fun with it... No wait... Having fun is for kids.. I'm sure you'll have lots of grown up experiences with it...
    Reply +1
  • smelly 23/03/2015

    @Big-Swiss : when you say you're an adult, we all know you're actually a teenager. Only children worry about "childish" things. Reply +2
  • Elite: Dangerous' first Triple Elite player just won 10,000

  • smelly 24/03/2015

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  • There's a bizarre Wii U controller designed to train surgeons

  • smelly 23/03/2015

    This looks like it might be great fun.

    Price tag is a little high though

    Any chance of a review?
    Reply -1
  • The best PS4 games

  • smelly 22/03/2015

    I've been wanting to get a ps4, but I think I'll wait a bit longer.

    Apart from gta, that's a depressing list.

    Not because games are bad, but because I've played them all either on my last gen devices (guess you could include wii u there) or pc.
    Reply +1
  • Giana Sisters takes on competitive multiplayer with Dream Runners

  • smelly 21/03/2015

    @calexd : Of course it is. The original Giana sisters was a rip-off of mario remember. Reply +1
  • Use your remaining Club Nintendo stars on digital 3DS, Wii U games

  • smelly 20/03/2015

    @StooMonster : Totally agree..

    It wasnt obvious to me either...

    And I felt cheated.
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  • Could this be the future of augmented-reality?

  • smelly 20/03/2015

    I cant wait to see my physical hand recoil back every time i fire a fake AR gun.

    I wonder how they're going to do that?
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  • smelly 20/03/2015

    FAKE! Reply +17
  • Destiny will add audio options and colourblind support in next update

  • smelly 20/03/2015

    How on earth did a modern day game ship without a music volume option?.. Reply +9
  • Conker's Big Reunion gets an April release date in Project Spark

  • smelly 19/03/2015

    @Suprshin : Funnily enough (and I'm gonna get negged to hell for saying this, even though its true).

    Im not sure the xbone has the fillrate to do the fur effect properly - especially at high resolution.
    Reply -3
  • smelly 19/03/2015

    I wish there was a way to play the xbox remake.. I missed out on it.

    Anyone know if there's a way?
    Reply +1
  • Cities: Skylines review

  • smelly 19/03/2015

    @erasr : We've done the whole "eurogamer needs a score" thing. If you are THAT DESPERATE for the score.. go to google and type in "Cities skylines eurogamer", and you'll see they gave it 6/10.

    Done.
    Reply -1
  • smelly 19/03/2015

    @danielstarkey : Sim City 4 came out 12 years ago! Reply +3
  • smelly 19/03/2015

    IMHO - this game deserves at least a "recommended". Reply +3
  • With the announcement of the NX, Nintendo admits defeat with the Wii U

  • smelly 18/03/2015

    @Sladds98 : Good point, it's been a while.. lol :) Reply -3
  • smelly 18/03/2015

    @AnthonyStark86 : Underpowered compared to what?

    How many 1080p 60fps games does the bone have again?

    obviously im joking - but if we're going to start on this fanboy bullshit - then i'll give it back
    Reply -8
  • smelly 18/03/2015

    @IronSoldier : True :D Reply -3
  • smelly 18/03/2015

    Jesus Eurogamer.

    Did you not see/read EXACTLY what they were saying yesterday? I mean, far be it from me to get in the way of a "nitendo are doooooomed" story. But that was NOT what they said yesterday at all.

    Firstly, the NX was only talked about because otherwise your story today would be "nitendo is giving up on game hardware and focusing on mobile!!!"

    Secondly they CLEARLY stated that whatever the NX is, it'll go alongside the wii-u and 3ds.. There's even a VERY VERY clear diagram of it ffs!

    Sheesh - I kinda expected some online fanboys to get it wrong, but they've been VERY fucking clear about this!


    Could they be giving up on the wii-u? Possibly, but even IF they did, there's at LEAST another 2 years before the NX, probably more - as he said "talk about it next year", which could mean, they'll announce their plans, next year show it, and the year after release it. And 3 years from now would be about right for a console generation. But to say they've "admitted defeat", well that's just not true and you know it.

    We dont even know what the NX is, it could be a bloody smart watch for all we know! "Apple announces they're working on a new secret technology, that must mean they've admitted they've given up on the iphone!"

    Oh well. Go back to your "nintendo are doomed" stories I guess.. I wont bother you with the facts of what was actually said any more.

    I thought I'd seen some bad reporting from Eurogamer before, but this takes the biscuit.

    Cue all the fanboys calling me a fanboy for pointing this out.
    Reply +1
  • Cards Against Humanity is now online, free

  • smelly 13/03/2015

    Doesn't want to work on my ipad Reply +3
  • Phil Spencer's new vision for the Xbox One

  • smelly 13/03/2015

    Console manufacturers tend to make a loss on the console, as they take a cut of the price of the game.

    This was the reason why pc games used to be about $20 cheaper than their console counterparts.

    Somewhere along lines, publishers got greedy and started charging the same price, keeping the money which would've gone to console manufacturer to themselves... And gamers let them.

    Now with cross play, msoft get their cut, without needing to even sell you a console.. Win win for them.

    I'm not sure I approve. But at least my pc can prob run the games at more than 20 fps.
    Reply -4
  • Octodad: Dadliest Catch is coming to Xbox One this summer

  • smelly 13/03/2015

    @ILoveThrashMetal : Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! Thanks! Reply -9
  • smelly 12/03/2015

    @ILoveThrashMetal : Oh lighten up!

    @scottdaylor: Lol.. Hokay...

    So, you bought a crappy machine which cant do high frame rates and high resolutions at the same time.. No need to be upset about it, be happy with what you bought.

    Im sure whichever game you bought for it is great fun for you... Now toddle off an go shoot some thingies in it..

    etc etc etc... Oh I see why trolls do this now, it's actually quite fun.
    Reply -13
  • smelly 12/03/2015

    1080p on bone?

    20fps confirmed.
    Reply -27
  • Some 3DS owners are using a cross-buy exploit to get OlliOlli for free

  • smelly 11/03/2015

    So they were aware of it, and were hoping not many people would notice. But a lot of a-holes want to rip off an indie developer anyways.

    .. And to make matters worse, EG tells everyone how to do the exploit! Nice Job there!

    Congrats! They were hoping people wouldnt notice, now everybody knows!
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  • Turkey wants to ban Minecraft

  • smelly 11/03/2015

    I can see their point.. The sheep in minecraft are super realistic looking! Reply +3
  • How powerful is Nvidia's new 12GB Titan X?

  • smelly 09/03/2015

    Also - LOL @ 12gb Frame Buffer.. I thought these articles were written by someone who understood tech?

    Still.. Even a 8k frame, with double buffering and a depth buffer would only need (does quick math - which might be wrong) 398mb... So 12gb must allow for massive resolutions!! (*smirk*)

    (Im guessing he means video memory.. Which contains the frame buffer)


    EDIT: Oh, someone else has already pointed this out.. Ho hum.. Sorry for saying it again.
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