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  • Don't care about VR? Neither did I

  • persus-9 08/05/2016

    @Scimarad This kind of very specific bitterness doesn't arise from nothing. I think we can safely assume that butcher8's wife realised that she'd made a terrible mistake in life and ran off with her gardener. Good for her! Reply +5
  • Don't call it DRM: what's Denuvo Anti-Tamper?

  • persus-9 19/12/2014

    I'd have thought "long enough in this business" to know that nothing is uncrackable is two days rather than two years. Reply +10
  • Windows 10 leak reveals new Xbox app for PC

  • persus-9 15/12/2014

    All I want is for Microsoft to release their first party titles on PC and to stop paying developers not to release their games on PC. That is it, that is what I want. A lack of pointless bullshit applications would also have been nice but I already knew that was too much to ask for. Reply +5
  • Rich Stanton on: GTA's growing pains

  • persus-9 13/12/2014

    @jonnyd1982 Aye, but that more innocent time is not coming back. If you want to treat games as toys and only judge them for their fun value then for your own sake I suggest you should probably stop reading articles like this one.

    Remember the 15 to 20 years period between when games where just about fun and when games started to receive serious criticism?

    That long time period when the mainstream were scoffing at our violent toys and many of us where complaining that our entertainment was as legitimate as an art form as any other? Well we won that argument and this is what our victory looks like. Games have finally started to be taken seriously and receive the sort of mature critic consideration they deserve. I for one wouldn't have it any other way.
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  • persus-9 13/12/2014

    I'd say that where the GTA series has occasionally excelled comically has been on the talk radio. What has existed in the world and in the cut-scenes has always been very weak and missed the mark most of the time. It makes sense in a way, the radio is a smaller project that is somewhat divorced from the larger project of making the game world and missions to take place in it. It is the sort of project where the creative talents probably can step back and consider what they are making.

    I sometimes get the feeling that with the core game they never quite have the luxury of stopping to consider the direction of their work like that. My impression is that after they've had their initial set of ideas the whole thing becomes a juggernaut that they are well able to push forward towards a finished product but perhaps don't steer as much as they themselves or their critics would like. Thus things like the prostitutes are thrown in because they have always been thrown in.
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  • WWE 2K15 review

  • persus-9 28/11/2014

    @Der_tolle_Emil I think I was being more facetious than sarcastic but I will be more certain once I've finished my coffee. :-) Reply 0
  • persus-9 27/11/2014

    @jabberwocky @Thunderbolt No, no, k only means kilo as a prefix or suffix. Shoving it in the middle of a number makes no sense at all so it can't be that. It must just be a variable with omitted multiplication symbols on each side so it should be read as 2 * k * 15 which is 30k. Reply 0
  • Desperately seeking Salty: A WOW fishing tale

  • persus-9 26/11/2014

    Just before reading this I saw that WoW is on sale at the moment. Might be nice to jump back in with some of the expansions I've missed, thought I. I'm glad this article brought me to my senses. Reply +1
  • Torchlight is free to download until Sunday on Arc

  • persus-9 26/11/2014

    Well giving away a rather good little dungeon-crawler is a fair way to draw our attention to the existence of Arc, I guess. I can't say I can ever imagine buying a game from what seems primarily to be a MMO client. When I buy single player games I like to imagine I will be able to keep playing them as long as I have a suitable PC. The MMO model on the other hand is built around a certain impermanence; when the servers go dark the game is gone. Knowing that their roots are very much in the MMO side of things makes wary of their platform.

    Still the price is right and Torchlight is a lovely game. The first Diablolike that ever really grabbed me. If you haven't played it already then you really should give it a go.
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  • Video: Why do video games love lockers?

  • persus-9 21/11/2014

    Damn! Thanks to the time difference I'll need to wait 23 hours to ideally waste five minutes. Reply +6
  • Assassin's Creed Unity's French Revolution blasted by ex-presidential candidate

  • persus-9 18/11/2014

    @jimmyhill11 Why shouldn't they? Surely everyone should have the right to voice their opinion on public works that are of cultural significance? It isn't like he is calling for it to be banned. He is just voicing his opinion of it as a work that has unavoidable political undertones. Not saying I agree with his political interpretation but I can't see anything wrong with him presenting it. Reply +1
  • persus-9 18/11/2014

    Just because it is a videogame doesn't mean it doesn't have cultural significance. I feel like that shouldn't have to be said to videogame fans but apparently it does. Videogames are important and people will pick up a lot of impressions about historical people and events from playing this.

    Sure people know intellectually that it isn't accurate but it will still leave an impression and that impression will form part of their ideas about the historical characters portrayed. That is important because it is the sort of thing that forms the basis of confirmation bias that can lead to players whose first contact with a historical character was favourable paying more attention to subsequent information that also portrays the character in a favourable light even though their initial favourable impression was rooted in something they were well aware was fictional.
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  • Half-Life 2 remembered

  • persus-9 18/11/2014

    @MadAngryGamer Na, there are definitely more overrated games out there. I'm not a big fan myself. Like Adrien Chmielarz it completely failed to immerse me which is what Half-Life did brilliantly. However if you look at everything it did well then it isn't hard to see why it is praised. Why even if you don't 'get it' then it is still a very well made game. Deus Ex on the other hand... Reply +1
  • GTA: San Andreas Steam update removes songs, breaks some save files

  • persus-9 10/11/2014

    @tachometer Except it isn't. It is no longer possible to refuse updates on Steam, only set when they are downloaded. You can either auto-update or update when the game launches. We no longer get the choice of not receiving updates. We now have no defense at all against our games on Steam be wrecked by their publishers and that is the real scandal here.

    What we as consumers should be demanding is the chance to choose which version number of any game we own we want to download and play, like you can with Minecraft, rather than being forced to always play the latest version and previous versions just being overwritten.
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  • Football Manager 2015 review

  • persus-9 04/11/2014

    I haven't played FM in over a decade. I was thinking of jumping back in this year but I guess I'll perhaps hold off for another year.

    I do like the idea of adding in a player character with some RPG elements but it doesn't sound like they've got it right this time.
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  • Twitch cracks down on "sexually suggestive clothing"

  • persus-9 28/10/2014

    @bosseye Not if you're at work, no. Glorified stickers that cover the nipple but otherwise do nothing to cover or support. Reply +5
  • Star Wars: X-Wing and Tie Fighter re-releasing on PC

  • persus-9 28/10/2014

    Woohoo! I played Tie Fighter obsessively, such a great game. I'll be buying the heck out of that as soon as I can afford it.

    No 'Day of the Tentacle'? If that isn't released today alongside the rest one has to think there it is for good reason. Maybe they want to hold back a couple of stars for a 2nd batch or could there be a special edition on the way?
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  • The problem with video game guns

  • persus-9 25/10/2014

    Games which restrict themselves to the recreation of real world guns are placing such a massive unnecessary restriction on their creative freedom. Guns should be the star of any FPS but games which restrict themselves to recreating the real world and restricting themselves to the same line-up of stars as any other such game. It make them all so incredibly samey that the lack of surprise is crushing. The gun doesn't actually have to do anything exotic, it can functionally be just a shotgun or sniper rifle, but it is so much more interesting if I have to work that out for myself rather than just recognising it as a SPAS-12 or Dragunov and knowing what to expect. The Flak Cannon from Unreal Tournament was in most respects just a shotgun but my god, what a shotgun!

    Although you don't need a silly 3D model to be unexpected and fun, the Colt Python from Half-Life will also always stick in my memory since it was basically a sniper-rifle disguised as pistol. On the one hand the accuracy of it was stupidly unrealistic but on the other hand working out what it was was fun and taking advantage of its perfect accuracy to pick off enemies from always felt a little bit naughty in the best way possible.

    Now I've just remembered Half-Life's Hornet Gun and I'm going to have to spend 15 minutes remembering how wonderfully different and unfair it was.
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  • Assassin's Creed: Unity's PC system requirements revealed

  • persus-9 24/10/2014

    Okidoki, Ubisoft, I'll just add this to the list of reasons I'll be plucking this one out of the bargain bin if at all. Right below the inclusion of micro-transactions and the lack of female playable characters. Reply +1
  • 3D Realms returns, releases anthology

  • persus-9 23/10/2014

    @FMV-GAMER Guess we'll just have to wait until 2029 to find out. ;-) Reply +1
  • CeX accepting Bitcoin in 30+ UK shops from today

  • persus-9 22/10/2014

    @weejok It is like a tulip bulb but nothing will grow if you plant it. Reply -3
  • persus-9 22/10/2014

    That is all well and good but when will they finally let me buy games using tulip bulbs? That is what I want to know. Reply +12
  • Defense Grid 2 review

  • persus-9 22/10/2014

    @frazzl I get what you mean. You might like to try a more action orientated tower defence game if you haven't already such, as Orcs Must Die or Sanctum. They mix up the genre by adding a significant dose of first or third person combat. Reply +2
  • persus-9 22/10/2014

    The tower defence craze hasn't just subsided; it's been almost completely absent for years.
    Erm...what? Here is a list of the tower defence games released on Steam in reverse date order. Let's just say there have been a few released recently.

    I don't wish to nitpick for the sake of it, and I don't think it is essential that reviewers be genre experts by any means, but if they aren't genre experts they should know that and be wise enough to resist sweeping statements about the state of the genre.
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  • Dev behind Paranautical Activity Steam storm resigns, apologises

  • persus-9 22/10/2014

    Much the whole incident is his own silly fault I do have some sympathy with the guy and I think there is a lesson here that is more nuanced than just "don't threaten people on the internet, you fool".

    I think a lot of people have a problem where they've sort of boxed themselves in with hyperbole. If you swear and make casual threats as part of your everyday expressions of mild frustration then when you really lose it then you have nowhere left to go except into the completely unacceptable/illegal. What is more you create a culture where such things aren't taken seriously and you rob the entire language of its strength. Using foul mouthed threats of violence, rape and death casually to express mild annoyance isn't just a problem because it creates and nasty atmosphere, it also robs such things of some of their meaning and our ability to express anything above mild annoyance. This isn't just a problem for one guy who lost his rag, this is a problem for all of us who share the same language and culture.

    We need to tone down our language so that when we want to be forceful we have a place to go. It is hard to get heard on the internet so a lot of people have their amplifiers turned up to ten the whole time to try and get heard. Problem is that, like bands who aren't Spinal Tap, it leaves us with no option to get any louder when we really want to get heard; we can't turn it up to 11. As Spinal Tap failed to realise, if you want to be able to occasionally turn it up further you can either make your ten the same as everyone else's nine and turn it up to 11 or just use nine and turn it up to ten. Either way, you have to turn it down a bit if you want to be able to turn it up later.
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  • persus-9 22/10/2014

    @mouseymouse Could work okay. Problem with text is it doesn't do tone or body language. Quite easy to use his exact words in real life and make it clear it is a joke. Reply -2
  • Valve pulls game from Steam following dev's tweet threatening Gabe Newell

  • persus-9 21/10/2014

    Got to feel a little sorry for a guy since it seems like his anger is probably born out of quite a long and stressful struggle to try and make a living off his game. At the same time he screwed up massively and can count himself lucky if the police aren't involved. He can count himself lucky if other stores don't boot his game on principle that they don't want to work with someone who acts in that way.

    Still this is a general problem within our culture not limited to one guy. People need to realise that death threats and the like are just not okay and stop using them to casually express frustration. They are at best it is cheap hyperbole that makes it harder for real threats to be detected and thus makes the world less safe for everyone but they are also genuinely hurtful in a way that is never justified by the subject matter.

    I feel most sorry for people in the public eye like Gabe Newell and countless others who have to live with what must be a constant niggling doubt as to whether one of these people actually means it. I can't imagine any amount of money or success fully makes up for having that sort of stress enter into your life.
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  • UK gov changing law to get tough on internet trolling

  • persus-9 20/10/2014

    I'm generally in favour of getting tough on trolls but prison seems the wrong approach to me. Expensive and likely country productive. We need to integrate trolls into society and get through to them that such stuff isn't okay, not exclude them from society and throw them in with more serious criminals. Community service, non-custodial sentences and mandatory courses would be a far far better route to go in most cases. Reply 0
  • New Nintendo 3DS review

  • persus-9 19/10/2014

    Good to know. I've been fancying a 3DS and would have bought one before now if I'd had the cash. I'll hold out a few more months until this version is released now I know it is on the way. Reply +7
  • We cannot let this become gaming culture

  • persus-9 17/10/2014

    GG EG Reply +30
  • Alien vs. Predator (2000) free on GOG until Friday

  • persus-9 15/10/2014

    Nice! I wanted to sign up for that beta anyway. :) Reply +4
  • Anita Sarkeesian cancels university speech following school shooting threat

  • persus-9 15/10/2014

    @VargVarg Are you aware that you can keep fighting for whatever it is you're fighting for, keep enjoying games, keep the same set of fundamental beliefs you have now, keep the same skin colour, keep the same religion, change nothing about yourself or you beliefs but stop supporting a hashtag that was designed specifically rally support and give legitimacy to a campaign to silence feminist voices within the industry like Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian?

    Don't compare Gamergate to a religion or race. You can't change those without giving up a fundamental part of who you are. Gamergate is just a banner. Stop standing behind it if you don't like what it stands for. Gamergate doesn't just have a few bad apples. It was designed by bad apples, for bad apples, to trick good apples into joining them and those bad apples were the first in the barrel and lie at the very bottom of it. The only way to clear them out is to empty the barrel so if you aren't a bad apple maybe you should jump out.
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  • persus-9 15/10/2014

    The whole thing is just sad and crazy. Sad that people like Sarkeesian can't speak their mind on a subject without fearing for their lives. No one should have to fear for their lives just for saying stuff. You should fear for your liberty if you say you threaten someone of incite others to violence but nobody should fear for their safety just for opening their mouths.

    I really hope the police do start doing their jobs here and track these people down but at the same time I find it hard not to see these people them as victims of our sexist culture as well as its foot soldiers. They're like the people who kill aid workers because they think they're deliberately spreading aids, they are fighting the very people who are trying to help them. These people need help but at the same time they can't be allowed to act like this because entirely innocent people are already being hurt. Already suffering the fear that these people are inflicting.

    If it continues to escalate then people are going to end up getting killed, just as they did at the UCSB back in May. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the next spree killing we hear about comes with a youtube video ranting about gamergate and Anita Sarkeesian. If things carry on like this it is going to happen one day and it will be such a huge tragedy.
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  • DriveClub review

  • persus-9 07/10/2014

    Well at least Logitech wheel owners won't be missing out on much. :-/ Reply +5
  • Lynx-starring survival game Shelter 2 delayed until Q1 2015

  • persus-9 03/10/2014

    @snafu65 That goodness that isn't the case. Such a game would surely stink. Reply 0
  • Sony confirms wheels that work with PS4 racer DriveClub

  • persus-9 01/10/2014

    Ouch! Sounds like Sony and Logitech have been involved in a bit of a game of chicken over these here security chips. My guess is that Sony want to charge a fee for the use of said security chips and Logitech reckon that they've got sufficient market clout to not be pushed into paying such a fee. High stakes gambling from both sides in terms of alienating their customers and losing market share. Here is hoping they reach a deal soon for the sake of all the Logitech wheel owners out there. Reply +13
  • Ryse on PC won't feature micro-transactions

  • persus-9 26/09/2014

    Will be interesting to see if the default rate of progression is the same as the Xbone version sans micro-transactions. Reply 0
  • Bethesda warns: you should have 4GB of VRAM to play The Evil Within PC

  • persus-9 26/09/2014

    Of course it probably will run okay on less but in that case this just strikes me as Bethesda expressing a totally lack of confidence in their ability to get it running nicely across a range of hardware. My prediction is that this will run fine on some lower mid-range systems and terribly on others but if you buy this game without having 4GB of VRAM then Bethesda are going to hang you out to dry. They'll shrug and say you shouldn't have bought it when your system didn't meet the recommended specs.

    Can't say I'd have bought it anyway since it doesn't look like my cup to tea but I definitely wouldn't touch it now. Not until it dropped to a price where I was happy to accept that I was gambling as to whether or not it would work or not.
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  • persus-9 26/09/2014

    According to the Steam hardware survey 1.64% of PCs running Steam have 4GB of VRAM. Why the heck would you go to the trouble of releasing a PC port if you aren't going to bother making it compatible with 98% of the hardware out there? Reply +35
  • Only 0.5% of Hearthstone players reach Legend rank

  • persus-9 19/09/2014

    I wonder what percentage of players just build their own decks and don't bother reading online strategy guides. That is what put me off Hearthstone really. It seems like the interesting strategy is mostly in deck building but judging by the coverage it seems expected that most players will copy their deck from a guide. On the other hand coverage is naturally tilted towards players who read a lot about it on the internet so there probably is a large underclass of players who just play the game and try to work things out through experience rather than reading about the game. Reply +10
  • What next for Minecraft on PlayStation?

  • persus-9 18/09/2014

    I can't see why Sony wouldn't welcome Microsoft publishing on PlayStation. They're competitors, sure, but I doubt either is looking to completely bankrupt the other, they just want to force them out of the hardware market. So what different does it make if the publisher's share of the money from a title goes to Microsoft or some other publisher? Such profits aren't going to keep Microsoft making Xbones if the Xbones numbers aren't adding up. Reply 0
  • Microsoft to buy Mojang for $2 billion - report

  • persus-9 10/09/2014

    I've always been critical of big corporations as well but I'd sell Minecraft for $2 bil. It is insane money. And Minecraft is so huge it must be an absolute pain in the arse to own it. If I put myself in Notch's position and think about the hate he got just because Mojang clamped down on the item selling rules. A deal like this seems like his chance to leave all that stress and hate behind.

    It isn't like it would be an immoral move. What evil can Microsoft do with Minecraft? They can ruin the game of course but in the grand scheme of things that isn't a lot of evil. What good can Notch do with $2,000,000,000 in his pocket? Well quite a lot if he put his mind to it.
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  • Editor's blog: About the Destiny review

  • persus-9 08/09/2014

    That does sounds very reasonable of Bungie. Unlike the situation with The Sims 4 which as a primarily offline single-player game was, I'm guessing, not sent out for review prior to release for no other reason than because it is a bit shit. Reply 0
  • Where did all the strategy go?

  • persus-9 07/09/2014

    The mainstream FPS genre has progressed in such a disappointing fashion for the last few years. Restricting its imagination to lobbing little lumps of lead around in the name of realism and yet at the same time providing none of the interesting depth and edge that actual realism can provide. Still, I think there is hope. Games like Titanfall and CoD:AW are starting to shrug off realism in favour of futuristic fun (although nowhere near not enough for my liking as yet). Hopefully there'll be others who take it the other way and provide us with more hardcore thoughtful thrills again as well. Reply +1
  • Editor's blog: A brief note about "GamerGate"

  • persus-9 03/09/2014

    I fully support Eurogamer's stance on this. I find it notable that every fact given by those opposed to this harassment checks out and many of those given by the mob of self-identified "gamers" do not.

    I thought I was a gamer. I've been playing games more or less obsessively for over 25 years and I've been part of the online community of gamers for something over 15 years. Now I find that at some point I've become surround by a bunch of whiny misogynistic dickheads. These people do not speak for me. The non-inclusive identity they have built up around gaming culture is something I want no part of.

    So to anyone painting this as a battle between gamers and some other malevolent force: damn you. You don't speak for me and you've no right to take the term gamer and hang a 'no girls' sign on it. At the same time damn the term gamer. I can't hang a sign on it saying 'no dickheads' and there seem to be a heck of a lot of dickheads clustered around it right now so I guess it is time to just start ignoring it entirely.
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  • persus-9 03/09/2014

    @BDL1980 I was also watching it live and there were hundreds of entries pouring in as MrTomFTW has said. I myself submitted a couple of entries questioning the morality of the doxxing that made it onto the blog so I know for a fact the e-mail system was the mechanism at work in posting the majority of those entries. Reply 0
  • Why we need more developers like Zoe Quinn

  • persus-9 30/08/2014

    Startling how many people don't seem to understand the concept of clickbait. This is not clickbait, this is just an article likely to attract a lot of clicks (oh the horror!). Clickbait is a headline that baits the viewer into clicking, usually by inspiring curiosity by promising some sort of revelation is present in the feature ("Something something you won't believe what happened next!"). You could give this article a clickbait title easily enough for example "The thing we should be saying about Zoe Quinn..." (OMG what will it say?! *click*) or "We need more more developers like her" (OMG Who?! Who?! *click*). The title of this article is just a fair description of its subject matter which is exactly what a title should be. It is not clickbait.

    You might not like it because you feel that it wouldn't have been written were it not for the fact it will predictably get a lot of clicks purely because of internet drama. I doubt that criticism is fair but EG have definitely left themselves open to it and I think that is the meat of what people are trying to say when they say this is "clickbait" but what it isn't is clickbait and if people say it is then they're abusing the term which will only weaken it and make it harder to call out the utter rubbish that is actual clickbait which to my mind makes them part of the problem.
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  • inFamous: First Light review

  • persus-9 26/08/2014

    Well it at least sounds more fun and interesting than most Fetch quests. Reply +1
  • Ubisoft: only "vocal minority" complains about number of Assassin's Creed games

  • persus-9 14/08/2014

    I find one AssCreed game every two or three years is enough for me. I've yet to play AssBro for this very reason. Still it seems a bit odd to complain about them releasing too many. They're single player so they don't go off if you don't play them right away, they just get cheaper to buy. Reply +2
  • Microsoft confirms Rise of the Tomb Raider Xbox exclusivity deal "has a duration"

  • persus-9 13/08/2014

    @DrStrangelove I reckon that, legally, yes, he has only mentioned the franchise. I strongly suspect that there is a clause in the contract (that Microsoft probably demanded) that says they can't mention the duration of the exclusivity of the game and Microsoft could be in breach of contract with Square Enix if he referred to it directly.

    But like many people have said, if it wasn't a timed exclusive they would be shouting it from the rooftops rather than squirming about giving strange answers about the franchise in response to straightforward questions about the game like this.
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