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  • Judge allows lawsuit over Killzone Shadow Fall's 1080p graphics to proceed

  • Cobalt_Jackal 18/12/2014

    What about Bethesda & Skyrim on PS3?. Surely that's more deserving of a lawsuit. Reply +3
  • Rich Stanton on: GTA's growing pains

  • Cobalt_Jackal 13/12/2014

    The dumbed down, unrealistic arcadey shitty physics & how its all style over substance take me outta the game too. Reply -24
  • Today, Sony is selling PS4 20th Anniversary Edition consoles for just Ł19.94 each

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/12/2014

    @kinky_mong I wouldn't want to live in London personally anyway. Its a rude, overpriced, over-crowded hellhole and an English/British city in name only. No thank you. Your welcome to it. Reply -1
  • Bethesda shows glimpse of The Elder Scrolls Online's console version

  • Cobalt_Jackal 05/12/2014

    @Some_Goats Yeah i am. Me and my body are gonna be getting better acquainted ;). You?.

    But on topic to little, to late im afraid. TES online just doesn't interest me. Bethesda are wasting their time releasing this on consoles imo. The game just isn't that good either.
    Reply +1
  • Grand Theft Auto 5: deconstructing the remaster

  • Cobalt_Jackal 29/11/2014

    The driving physics & general physics are still dumbed down crap though, a bit of added eye-candy doesn't impress me. Reply -13
  • Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire review

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/11/2014

    COD, Fifa, Ass Creed, Pokemon...Same shit, different year. Reply -3
  • BioWare's brilliant Dragon Age: Inquisition sex scene

  • Cobalt_Jackal 21/11/2014

    @riceNpea Its a thing ones smartphone is very good at finding for you ;). Reply 0
  • Grand Theft Auto 5, one year on

  • Cobalt_Jackal 20/11/2014

    Idk bout anyone else, but it really disapppoints me how the visuals have been upgraded but the physics model is exactly the same as last-gen. I mean shooting & driving(esp the driving physics. Every car feels the same) in first person really highlights even more how awful & arcadey the physics are. They're truly crap. The dumbed down, unrealistic physics model breaks the immersion. Ruins the game imo as everything else tries so hard to be realistic, there's alot of atttention to detail but then you get in a car or try to deeper interact with the world and it all falls apart. The illusion is shattered. I just wish they gave us a choice. I find myself taking taxi's everywhere.

    I don't like how there's hardly any enterable buildings/interiors either. Again it makes the world feel like a theme-park, very superficial & souless, it feels all style over substance imo. Im not impressed by this game tbh. Leaves alot to be desired.
    Reply -8
  • GTA 5's next-gen grass compared

  • Cobalt_Jackal 19/11/2014

    Fuck the grass...Fix the shitty physics R*. Reply -10
  • Video: Six things first person mode brings to GTA 5

  • Cobalt_Jackal 19/11/2014

    Shooting & Driving(the driving physics esp suck) in first person really highlights even more how awful & arcadey the physics are. They're truly shite. The dumbed down, unrealistic physics model breaks the immersion. Ruins the game imo. Reply -19
  • Performance Analysis: Grand Theft Auto 5

  • Cobalt_Jackal 18/11/2014

    The driving & physics are still crap btw. R* have upgraded the visuals but left the physics in thier original dumbed down state. It stands out & jarrs even more now with the added detail & realism in the visuals & presentation. Not impressed. Reply 0
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 review

  • Cobalt_Jackal 18/11/2014

    The driving & physics are still crap btw. R* have upgraded the visuals but left the physics dumbed down. It stands out & jarrs even more now with the added detail & realism in the visuals & presentation. Not impressed. Reply -1
  • Face-Off: Assassin's Creed Unity

  • Cobalt_Jackal 18/11/2014

    Still not as bad as Skyrim on PS3. Reply -2
  • Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare review

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/11/2014

    @seeyoshirun

    You could throw in Pokemon too
    Reply 0
  • Everything not saved will be lost

  • Cobalt_Jackal 08/11/2014

    I love feet!;) Reply +1
  • BioWare boss polls fans on potential Mass Effect Trilogy re-make

  • Cobalt_Jackal 07/11/2014

    (Stolen from redeyesurprise~)

    For a remaster on PS4 i'd like to see the following...
    - All DLC (Pinnacle Station included)
    - 1080p/60fps (or 1080p/30fps but with much more effects, better lighting, just waaaaaaay more detail in the graphics)
    - Higher Resolution textures
    - More NPCs/Enemies on screen
    - Female turians, drell, and vorcha NPCs added to ME1 for consistency
    - More tools/options for creating characters
    - ME1's combat replaced by ME2/3's
    - Correct inconsistent CREATED Shepard facial features when importing from ME2 to ME3
    - Model a consistent DEFAULT FemShep face to match across all three titles or use an actual model similar to how Mark Vanderloo was used for default John Shepard (may I suggest "Antje Traue")
    - All major glitches fixed
    - The option to switch between the original ending, and extended cut for ME3
    - More armour customization options (colors/patterns/etc)
    - Tweak ME1's inventory screen (not drastically, but in the right places)
    - Incorporate newer powers from ME2, and ME3 back into ME1 (biotic charge/tactical cloak/etc)
    Reply +2
  • Cobalt_Jackal 07/11/2014

    ME2 sure. I'd be interested in a ME1 remake(perhaps with the combat of 2) as well. 3 not so much(it was a pile of rushed, dumbed down shite, and it wasnt just the ending. Good combat n sound design though). Though if they are gonna remake the whole trilogy then i'd like to see every single piece of DLC included, all three soundtracks thrown in too. Reply 0
  • Watch this Grand Theft Auto 5 PS3-to-PS4 comparison video

  • Cobalt_Jackal 06/11/2014

    Have the physics been upgraded too or is it only the visuals?. Reply +2
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 first-person mode confirmed for PC, PS4, Xbox One

  • Cobalt_Jackal 05/11/2014

    This'll just make the shitty mario kart-esque driving mechanics/physics, non-existant damage model & general dumbed down rubbish physics model all the more apparent. What's the point in playing in this even more immersive POV & having all this extra realistic detail in the surroundings, when the actual game doesn't match that level of realism. I mean GTA is inconsistent in how it handles the world in general. Let me break it down and show you what i mean....

    Your health is low (realistic).
    NPC health is low and can be KO'd by a single punch or knife strike (realistic).
    Running speed is slow (realistic).
    Bicycling speed is slow (realistic).
    The slightest mistake on foot means death.

    And now, we transition to cars(a major aspect of the game):

    Car health is incredibly high and you are basically invincible while moving.
    Car damage takes forever to develop.
    Cars cannot be permanently flipped (you can easily flip them back).
    Cars are basically glued to the ground.
    Cars all have ridiculous acceleration & braking
    Cars they have no suspension/weight/body roll and handle basically the same etc.

    You have to admit there's a disparity here. The transition from hyper-realistic to arcade is instant. And that, to many people/true core gamers(myself included)is problematic.

    Consistency is the answer. I don't believe anyone(myself included) who has played Midnight Club or Saints Row 4 would be complaining about unrealistic physics, because the game is entirely unrealistic. However, this is not the case in GTA: V.

    One moment, you die from taking 3 or 4 bullets from police on foot. The next, you're being chased for half an hour because police can't stop your car no matter their best efforts.

    One moment, you die from being clipped by a car going 20 mph. The next, you're doing 90 degree turns in an 4x4 going full speed.

    I urge everyone to think about this situation. If the game was entirely unrealistic, I don't believe i'd take issue(niether would many who care). But the game is filled with attempts at being realistic heck, look at the activity choices: Tennis, golf, yoga ... etc. Thus it is immersion breaking plain & simple as you are taken from that "realistic" mindset and thrown into a completely unrealistic set of circumstances with no real reasoning as to why. It's as though on-foot gameplay and activities were developed by an entirely different studio than the driving mechanics. So here's hoping they've rectified this on the next-gen versions. If its just the same...Im out!.
    Reply -10
  • Cobalt_Jackal 05/11/2014

    Can we also get an updated/new more realistic physics model & driving mechanics too?. Sort it out Rockstar. Reply -5
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 gets 55-track CD and vinyl soundtrack

  • Cobalt_Jackal 04/11/2014

    Will the next-gen GTA V also be getting an updated/new more realistic physics model & driving mechanics?.
    Also what about the talk radio shows too?. They were absolute gash in GTA V.
    Reply -3
  • Star Wars Battlefront out Christmas 2015

  • Cobalt_Jackal 29/10/2014

    I hope its not just the Battlefield template/formula with a star wars skin. Also please dont be a shallow, multiplayer-centric, barebones DLC fest. But its EA & DICE LA(aka Danger Close of MOH fame) making the game, so im not hopeful. I think this could more than likely be a pile of shit going by EA's & DICE's track record. I remain highly sceptical & hope im proven wrong, but i sadly get the gut feeling i won't be :(. Reply +5
  • Existing Grand Theft Auto 5 owners who upgrade get bonus content

  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/10/2014

    Will they also be getting an upgraded physics engine & driving mechanics too?. If not im not interested. Reply 0
  • The problem with video game guns

  • Cobalt_Jackal 25/10/2014

    Killzone 2 had some excellent gunplay/guns too imo. It was weighty, felt like you were carrying something & actually were hitting something, dealing damage. Tis was very well realised & great fun. I think the Mass Effect games(esp 2 & 3) had quality guns/gunplay as well. Reply +1
  • Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth review

  • Cobalt_Jackal 23/10/2014

    An 8...That's most logical. Reply +8
  • UK gov changing law to get tough on internet trolling

  • Cobalt_Jackal 20/10/2014

    Watch this law gradually being extended to anyone saying bad things of the government/political establishment. Why do you think its so vague. These elitist, class-war waging, corrupt, pyhscopathic facists in charge are only looking to control, censor & remove our: the people's rights. This whole "trolling" thing & faux caring about online abuse(the tory party couldnt care less. As afterall they are just as nasty as the vilest scummy troll. Just look at the abuse they've unleashed upon the nation & many of its most vulnerable) is nothing but a smokescreen, smoke & mirrors to mask thier true intentions. Dont fall for it my brothers & sisters out there. This is is the beginning of a slippery slope. Mark my my words. Reply -8
  • Chinese mobile game uploaded nude videos of players without telling them

  • Cobalt_Jackal 09/10/2014

    @KanePaws Making fun of small penies via jokes, typical of the ingrained, rampant mockery, contempt & stigma assoicated with small ones in western culture. Its not cool dude -_-. You may think its just a mere lighthearted joke/laugh, but its really not. Reply -1
  • iPhone 6 sold 10 million units in three days

  • Cobalt_Jackal 24/09/2014

    I wonder how many of those queueing up to buy this iphone 6 have a perfectly good/working phone thats only a year old(same goes for Android users too). Yet it'll be thrown away as trash, discarded to become toxic, dangerous & hazardous matieral in some 3rd world country. Only acting to pollute mother Earth ever more. Its so gluttoness, wasteful & unessecary. We're destroying the planet for stuff this. This absolute insanity it needs to stop!. Reply +2
  • Editor's blog: I'm leaving Eurogamer later this year

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/09/2014

    He gave Mass Effect 3 a 10/10...NEVER FORGET! Reply +3
  • Staring into the eyes of FIFA 15's new player ratings

  • Cobalt_Jackal 09/09/2014

    I wonder what Henry's rating is. I hope they've not downgraded him(or any of the living legends)just because they're old or play in less popular leagues. EA really need to revaluate how they treat older players. Reply -1
  • Video: How exactly does Far Cry 4 differ from the last game?

  • Cobalt_Jackal 02/09/2014

    I think FC3 was one of the most boring, repetitive & tedious games i've played in recent times. Like alot of Ubi games of late its a by the numbers, soless, superficial interaction, style over substance kinda fair. Not too mention the second island was so rushed & unfinished and all the islanders n bad guys were the fucking same. Really let the game down even more. Reply +3
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 radio stations being updated for PC, PS4, Xbox One

  • Cobalt_Jackal 01/09/2014

    The rado station in V were absolute gash. Crap tunes, shitty unfuny talk radio, unfunny try hard satire abound. The stations were all to short in content as well, things became repetitive even quicker than usual.

    Now they R* just have to announce they're updating the driving physics/the games physics engine & damage in general away from the unrealistic shitty mario kart esque to a much more realistic model. Then i might be actually be interested.
    Reply -2
  • Hoax call sees YouTuber arrested by SWAT while live streaming

  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/08/2014

    US police kill "COPS" tv crew member/soundman Reply 0
  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/08/2014

    @GamerFreak
    The UK is well on its way becomong police state too btw. I've talked about this for years, but i believe the powers that be, the global elite... the Bilderberg et tel and thier puppets in governments & corporate fianance/mega international corporations the world over are beggining the end game on society. These people are using 1984 as thier manual, building a Corporatocracy & launching an all out class-war as neo-liberal capitalism eats itself to death n addicted to thier greed, resource stealing, wealth hoarding driven ways mixed with contempt & fear of those same people they need to keep the people down as they shaft them. Here in the UK we live under a corrupt, far-right third reich(certainly in terms of policies. Witness IDS & his murdering of disabled people by the DWP/Atos)like fascist regime who want and are doing the same as the regime in America. Militerising the police & society(witness the soldier worship, its a covert way of softening people up), but militerising the police is just another way of oppressing the people. They're a weapon of the state thus the elite, they're to enforce their agenda of the 1%. Its all connected. We're all potential targets in this war being waged by those physcopaths in the halls & boardrooms, secret rooms of power.

    In time we the people are gonna have do something about it. Stand up together as brother & sisters to fight back and recaim our countries from the respecive suffocation of capitalist greed and a facist police state. The French had the right idea in 1789. Don't be affraid, we will do this. Its all gonna come to ahead sooner rather than later imo. The elites no this, thus the police state. It won't work though, history shows it always blows up in thier faces.
    Reply -4
  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/08/2014

    The soundman wasn't accidently shot dead was he?~.

    But for real Americans are retarded. There i said it.
    Reply -6
  • US Republican party creates its own video game

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/08/2014

    Atlas Shrugged: The videogame... Reply +7
  • This is what Far Cry 4's leading lady looks like

  • Cobalt_Jackal 23/08/2014

    @xmod3563 This is Ubisoft mind. I mean in AC4 BF the lead protagonist is supposed to be from, born n raised in Swansea in Wales but speaks with a rather posh upper class English accent.

    Though back too FC4 in general not all indians fit that stereotypical look i assume your thinking of(its a vast country with many different ppls and cultures, not just one block of homogenous people). Esp in the presumbly more northeast indian(Whats known as the seven sister states: Arunachal Pradesh, Nagaland, Manipur, Mizoram, Tripura and Meghalaya, and the nepal/china border areas etc)located areas this game takes place in seeing as its set in the himalayaas. A more East Asian geographical region anyways, the people refect that. But in general i agree. Accuracy isn't really Ubisoft Montreal's strongpoint.
    Reply -1
  • Tomb Raider, Vita's no-show and the mystery of 10m PS4 sales

  • Cobalt_Jackal 19/08/2014

    @moroboshi No Mp3 support or external video or customisable UI either, and how the web-browser is even worse than the PS3's poor one. Its ridicously barebones for a "next-gen" console in 2014.

    Saddens me that EG didn't really ask the hard-hitting, real relevant questions that we gamers wanted asked. Its more a sutble kiss-ass PR piece from the usual "games journalists". Much like the MSM in general and the propoganda bulllshit they spout & feed us on a daily basis. Don't believe their lies my brother & sisters out there, wherever you are.
    Reply -7
  • Video: Far Cry 4 footage shows marauding elephant, airborne battles

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/08/2014

    @crankigeek
    Did someone wake u on the wrong side of the bed this morning uh?, hmm someones a wittle bit cranki indeed. Calm down*pats on back*...Shh shh its okay there's no need for the anger here, *soothingly i pat & comfort you more*, its okay...its okey your safe here:-P
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  • Mass Effect and KOTOR project director Casey Hudson leaves BioWare

  • Cobalt_Jackal 08/08/2014



    But I'll always remember you for Mass Effect 2 Casey. You fucked up hard with 3 + all the lies, but i feel overall with Mass effect(n esp 2) truly it was/is one the richest, best sci-fi universes ever created. One of the best games ever made. And you had a major role in that. Despite your many flaws(though i know EA with thier soul destroying & greed driven ways are just as responsible), stil i say thank you for the hours of joy. Best of luck in your future endevours you handsome, dreamy dude. May you re-discover that creative spark and hopefully bring us new exilerating experiences in the future.
    Reply +7
  • Sony is being sued for Killzone failing to deliver "native 1080p" multiplayer

  • Cobalt_Jackal 07/08/2014

    God Bless America! Reply -2
  • Activision notes industry-wide downturn in pre-orders

  • Cobalt_Jackal 06/08/2014

    Hopefully in time day one DLC and DLC general goes the same way as pre-ordering is going. All these kinda things are anti-consumer and a giant ripoff. Reply +2
  • Assassin's Creed: Rogue headed to PS3, Xbox 360 this November

  • Cobalt_Jackal 05/08/2014

    @ApokNyneWheel Or Pokemon. People on here still lap that shit up everytime. No one makes that milking accuasation at Nintendo for the most part. When like Ubi they been at it for the longest time now. But its Pokemon so it gets a free pass see. Reply +3
  • Dead or Alive 5's Bath and Bedtime DLC could be its creepiest yet

  • Cobalt_Jackal 04/08/2014

    FYI there's nothing creepy or wrong about nudity/and or all things sexual. That's a very backward, fearful, squemish, hypocritical, puritanical, prudish & intolerant n nonsensical mindset. Ultimately it has no place in todays world. Also video games often have very graphic, you could say excessive violence yet nobody/the media seem all that bothered by it. But when it comes to sex in games...uh oh ban this sick filth, how disgusting!. Why is it ok to brutally maime/murder/physicaly hurt someone, allow & show it all in detail etc in a game, but a much more peaceful, natural & healthy act like sex is demonised and not allowed that same freedom?. No im sorry but it seems many have got thier priorities wrong. Seems a very US/less so UK attitude tbh. Its wrong however you look at it.

    Imo i think nudity and sexuality are one of the most natural things there is and the expression of such is a beautiful thing. Make love not war and love your felllow man & women, of all colours & creeds, shapes & sizes, its all good :). Also games are an artform thus nothing should be off limits in terms of expression, we as gamers shouldn't represss ourselves & the possibilities of what gaming is capable of :).
    Reply +16
  • FIFA 15 doesn't have Brazilian domestic teams

  • Cobalt_Jackal 01/08/2014

    Well Career Mode just got even shitter. Reply 0
  • Strong PS4 sales help Sony to profit

  • Cobalt_Jackal 01/08/2014

    @MrTomFTW
    Aaah thank you~. It looks like one of JCVD's so bad its good movies xD :).
    Reply 0
  • Cobalt_Jackal 31/07/2014

    @PeterAJTaylor
    What film is that from?. Goddamn those hips, he work'em alright 0_0' :)~.
    Reply 0
  • Cobalt_Jackal 31/07/2014

    Im actually very disappointed by the PS4 though. Compared to the PS3 its incredibly lacking in a lot of areas(esp on the media non-gaming side). It feels very barebones(like Sony are delibritely witholding features to charge/nickle n dime us later or something)as if Sony aren't really doing that much to sort it out either. Its not good enough for 2014 imo.

    The PS4 leaves alot to be desired.
    Reply -3
  • Cobalt_Jackal 31/07/2014

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  • This video game peripheral seeks to improve your sex life

  • Cobalt_Jackal 30/07/2014

    You know Kegel exercises are something men can do too right, its not just a womens thing. As the article mentioned its good for older dudes with urinary incontinence, but also tones up & builds strength in the pelvic floor muscles/keeps ya fit n healthy and for men it improves sex too(makes erections stronger/harder, helps with ED(if you have it), improves circulation & that special moment~ can feel/be made more intense & stronger as a result as well etc). So many health benifits for both men & women. You guys here should look into'em, you won't regret it imo :).

    PS. Also that thing looks kinda similiar to a small vibrating prostate massager toy(but i wouldn't know anything about that ;)
    Reply +16