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  • Chinese mobile game uploaded nude videos of players without telling them

  • Cobalt_Jackal 09/10/2014

    @KanePaws Making fun of small penies via jokes, typical of the ingrained, rampant mockery, contempt & stigma assoicated with small ones in western culture. Its not cool dude -_-. You may think its just a mere lighthearted joke/laugh, but its really not. Reply -1
  • iPhone 6 sold 10 million units in three days

  • Cobalt_Jackal 24/09/2014

    I wonder how many of those queueing up to buy this iphone 6 have a perfectly good/working phone thats only a year old(same goes for Android users too). Yet it'll be thrown away as trash, discarded to become toxic, dangerous & hazardous matieral in some 3rd world country. Only acting to pollute mother Earth ever more. Its so gluttoness, wasteful & unessecary. We're destroying the planet for stuff this. This absolute insanity it needs to stop!. Reply +2
  • Editor's blog: I'm leaving Eurogamer later this year

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/09/2014

    He gave Mass Effect 3 a 10/10...NEVER FORGET! Reply +3
  • Staring into the eyes of FIFA 15's new player ratings

  • Cobalt_Jackal 09/09/2014

    I wonder what Henry's rating is. I hope they've not downgraded him(or any of the living legends)just because they're old or play in less popular leagues. EA really need to revaluate how they treat older players. Reply -1
  • Video: How exactly does Far Cry 4 differ from the last game?

  • Cobalt_Jackal 02/09/2014

    I think FC3 was one of the most boring, repetitive & tedious games i've played in recent times. Like alot of Ubi games of late its a by the numbers, soless, superficial interaction, style over substance kinda fair. Not too mention the second island was so rushed & unfinished and all the islanders n bad guys were the fucking same. Really let the game down even more. Reply +3
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 radio stations being updated for PC, PS4, Xbox One

  • Cobalt_Jackal 01/09/2014

    The rado station in V were absolute gash. Crap tunes, shitty unfuny talk radio, unfunny try hard satire abound. The stations were all to short in content as well, things became repetitive even quicker than usual.

    Now they R* just have to announce they're updating the driving physics/the games physics engine & damage in general away from the unrealistic shitty mario kart esque to a much more realistic model. Then i might be actually be interested.
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  • Hoax call sees YouTuber arrested by SWAT while live streaming

  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/08/2014

    US police kill "COPS" tv crew member/soundman Reply 0
  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/08/2014

    The UK is well on its way becomong police state too btw. I've talked about this for years, but i believe the powers that be, the global elite... the Bilderberg et tel and thier puppets in governments & corporate fianance/mega international corporations the world over are beggining the end game on society. These people are using 1984 as thier manual, building a Corporatocracy & launching an all out class-war as neo-liberal capitalism eats itself to death n addicted to thier greed, resource stealing, wealth hoarding driven ways mixed with contempt & fear of those same people they need to keep the people down as they shaft them. Here in the UK we live under a corrupt, far-right third reich(certainly in terms of policies. Witness IDS & his murdering of disabled people by the DWP/Atos)like fascist regime who want and are doing the same as the regime in America. Militerising the police & society(witness the soldier worship, its a covert way of softening people up), but militerising the police is just another way of oppressing the people. They're a weapon of the state thus the elite, they're to enforce their agenda of the 1%. Its all connected. We're all potential targets in this war being waged by those physcopaths in the halls & boardrooms, secret rooms of power.

    In time we the people are gonna have do something about it. Stand up together as brother & sisters to fight back and recaim our countries from the respecive suffocation of capitalist greed and a facist police state. The French had the right idea in 1789. Don't be affraid, we will do this. Its all gonna come to ahead sooner rather than later imo. The elites no this, thus the police state. It won't work though, history shows it always blows up in thier faces.
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  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/08/2014

    The soundman wasn't accidently shot dead was he?~.

    But for real Americans are retarded. There i said it.
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  • US Republican party creates its own video game

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/08/2014

    Atlas Shrugged: The videogame... Reply +7
  • This is what Far Cry 4's leading lady looks like

  • Cobalt_Jackal 23/08/2014

    @xmod3563 This is Ubisoft mind. I mean in AC4 BF the lead protagonist is supposed to be from, born n raised in Swansea in Wales but speaks with a rather posh upper class English accent.

    Though back too FC4 in general not all indians fit that stereotypical look i assume your thinking of(its a vast country with many different ppls and cultures, not just one block of homogenous people). Esp in the presumbly more northeast indian(Whats known as the seven sister states: Arunachal Pradesh, Nagaland, Manipur, Mizoram, Tripura and Meghalaya, and the nepal/china border areas etc)located areas this game takes place in seeing as its set in the himalayaas. A more East Asian geographical region anyways, the people refect that. But in general i agree. Accuracy isn't really Ubisoft Montreal's strongpoint.
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  • Tomb Raider, Vita's no-show and the mystery of 10m PS4 sales

  • Cobalt_Jackal 19/08/2014

    @moroboshi No Mp3 support or external video or customisable UI either, and how the web-browser is even worse than the PS3's poor one. Its ridicously barebones for a "next-gen" console in 2014.

    Saddens me that EG didn't really ask the hard-hitting, real relevant questions that we gamers wanted asked. Its more a sutble kiss-ass PR piece from the usual "games journalists". Much like the MSM in general and the propoganda bulllshit they spout & feed us on a daily basis. Don't believe their lies my brother & sisters out there, wherever you are.
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  • Video: Far Cry 4 footage shows marauding elephant, airborne battles

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/08/2014

    Did someone wake u on the wrong side of the bed this morning uh?, hmm someones a wittle bit cranki indeed. Calm down*pats on back*...Shh shh its okay there's no need for the anger here, *soothingly i pat & comfort you more*, its okay...its okey your safe here:-P
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  • Mass Effect and KOTOR project director Casey Hudson leaves BioWare

  • Cobalt_Jackal 08/08/2014

    But I'll always remember you for Mass Effect 2 Casey. You fucked up hard with 3 + all the lies, but i feel overall with Mass effect(n esp 2) truly it was/is one the richest, best sci-fi universes ever created. One of the best games ever made. And you had a major role in that. Despite your many flaws(though i know EA with thier soul destroying & greed driven ways are just as responsible), stil i say thank you for the hours of joy. Best of luck in your future endevours you handsome, dreamy dude. May you re-discover that creative spark and hopefully bring us new exilerating experiences in the future.
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  • Sony is being sued for Killzone failing to deliver "native 1080p" multiplayer

  • Cobalt_Jackal 07/08/2014

    God Bless America! Reply -2
  • Activision notes industry-wide downturn in pre-orders

  • Cobalt_Jackal 06/08/2014

    Hopefully in time day one DLC and DLC general goes the same way as pre-ordering is going. All these kinda things are anti-consumer and a giant ripoff. Reply +2
  • Assassin's Creed: Rogue headed to PS3, Xbox 360 this November

  • Cobalt_Jackal 05/08/2014

    @ApokNyneWheel Or Pokemon. People on here still lap that shit up everytime. No one makes that milking accuasation at Nintendo for the most part. When like Ubi they been at it for the longest time now. But its Pokemon so it gets a free pass see. Reply +3
  • Dead or Alive 5's Bath and Bedtime DLC could be its creepiest yet

  • Cobalt_Jackal 04/08/2014

    FYI there's nothing creepy or wrong about nudity/and or all things sexual. That's a very backward, fearful, squemish, hypocritical, puritanical, prudish & intolerant n nonsensical mindset. Ultimately it has no place in todays world. Also video games often have very graphic, you could say excessive violence yet nobody/the media seem all that bothered by it. But when it comes to sex in games...uh oh ban this sick filth, how disgusting!. Why is it ok to brutally maime/murder/physicaly hurt someone, allow & show it all in detail etc in a game, but a much more peaceful, natural & healthy act like sex is demonised and not allowed that same freedom?. No im sorry but it seems many have got thier priorities wrong. Seems a very US/less so UK attitude tbh. Its wrong however you look at it.

    Imo i think nudity and sexuality are one of the most natural things there is and the expression of such is a beautiful thing. Make love not war and love your felllow man & women, of all colours & creeds, shapes & sizes, its all good :). Also games are an artform thus nothing should be off limits in terms of expression, we as gamers shouldn't represss ourselves & the possibilities of what gaming is capable of :).
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  • FIFA 15 doesn't have Brazilian domestic teams

  • Cobalt_Jackal 01/08/2014

    Well Career Mode just got even shitter. Reply 0
  • Strong PS4 sales help Sony to profit

  • Cobalt_Jackal 01/08/2014

    Aaah thank you~. It looks like one of JCVD's so bad its good movies xD :).
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  • Cobalt_Jackal 31/07/2014

    What film is that from?. Goddamn those hips, he work'em alright 0_0' :)~.
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  • Cobalt_Jackal 31/07/2014

    Im actually very disappointed by the PS4 though. Compared to the PS3 its incredibly lacking in a lot of areas(esp on the media non-gaming side). It feels very barebones(like Sony are delibritely witholding features to charge/nickle n dime us later or something)as if Sony aren't really doing that much to sort it out either. Its not good enough for 2014 imo.

    The PS4 leaves alot to be desired.
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  • This video game peripheral seeks to improve your sex life

  • Cobalt_Jackal 30/07/2014

    You know Kegel exercises are something men can do too right, its not just a womens thing. As the article mentioned its good for older dudes with urinary incontinence, but also tones up & builds strength in the pelvic floor muscles/keeps ya fit n healthy and for men it improves sex too(makes erections stronger/harder, helps with ED(if you have it), improves circulation & that special moment~ can feel/be made more intense & stronger as a result as well etc). So many health benifits for both men & women. You guys here should look into'em, you won't regret it imo :).

    PS. Also that thing looks kinda similiar to a small vibrating prostate massager toy(but i wouldn't know anything about that ;)
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  • Mass Effect 4 concept footage reveals Mako vehicle

  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/07/2014

    @zhivik Or the one on that desert planet with the broken sheild genorator Reply +1
  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/07/2014

    @Widge I couldn't agree with you more man. Finally another Mass Effect fan who gets it. Reply -1
  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/07/2014

    Why can't they include both the Mako AND the Hammerhead?(i mean different planets would presumbaly have differing gravity levels/atmosphers, in terms of immersion it'd be better & more believable).

    But i hope they keep the planetory exploration/anomalies from ME2(but give us more of them, expand on'em. Also give us more loyalty like side missions too. Loved those in ME2. Really made the game for/universe for me). It was all varied and every location was unique, felt different. The side-missions/planetory exploration was quite fleshed out/varied too and every location had a purpose.

    It wasn't just pointless fluff, it wasn't repetitive copy n paste filler envioronmnets with the same "missions"(i use that word loosely) and just a dfferent procedurallly generated skybox. ME2 what it was... was quality over quantity. If they go back to ME1 style of planetory exploration that'd be a major step backwards & regression imo. The galaxy in ME2 felt way more real & alive because of that. Just because ME1 was superficially bigger(just) doesn't mean its better. Just because it had more "RPG elements"(if you can even call'em that. tbh you can't really call'em that, just like ME1's planet "exploration" you can't really call it that. It was pointless in the end. ME1 was all about the illusion of choice & redundant numbers)...Doesn't mean ME2 was somehow a lesser RPG. ME4 needs to take more cues and ideas from it imo. If they're just gonna re-do ME1 & pander to the RPG purist snobs i think BW are making a huge mistake. There's a reason most gamers regard Mass Effect 2 as the best of the series and one of the greatest games ever made.

    PS. Also i liked the planet scannig in ME2. I found it relaxng, and world building with how every planet had its own bio/history & scientific numbers for one to read and a nice break from the action. Though I think ME3 went too far and really deserves no mention. I have no words to describe how much i hate so many things about that game.
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  • Next-gen before their time

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/07/2014

    Im on average 6.8/7.3(on a good day~) x 6/6.2(at the thickest point mid-shaft);):cool:. So i don't need to brag about having a monster PC as a way of compensating.
    But seriously i just wanted to say i agree with you. PC gamers like that give all PC gamers a bad name. Its so silly to mention a PC in a discussion about consoles. It screams of desperation, why can't we all just get along, live n let live. The gaming world would be a better place :).

    But on the subject of these "remasters"...i've already played'em on PS3. So im not interested. I need more than just some updated graphics to get me buying. Not good enough im afraid.
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  • PlayStation 4 gets 3D Blu-Ray support next week

  • Cobalt_Jackal 24/07/2014

    Don't forget MP3 Playback, custmisable UI
    An actually usable, fully-featured web browser(ya know i didn't think it was possible for them to make an even worse browser than the ps3 one..but i was wrong) etc.

    So many things wrong with the PS4 from a media side. honstely i think its a joke how a console from 7 years ago has more features and can do more than the lastest supposed "next-gen" iteration. Which is just utterly barebones as if its 1999 n not 2014. Sony need to pull thier finger out indeed. Its a fucking embarassment.
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  • Tech Analysis: Grand Theft Auto 5 on PS4

  • Cobalt_Jackal 17/06/2014

    They should fix the truly awful, arcade, mario-kart like driving physics whilst there at it too. Not to mention they need to add a lot more content/interaction to the singleplayer mode, because as it stands once you've completed the story there's nothing to do in the world. GTA V its all a bare-bones, style over substance shallow facade really. Reply -2
  • BioWare: Mass Effect 4 will reference original trilogy but remain separate

  • Cobalt_Jackal 11/06/2014


    The planet exploration(if you can even call it that tbh) was terrible in ME1. ME2 with its much more focused, way more varied n detailed hand crafted planet exploration was way better. Sure they were less planets to explore but it was quality over quantity(ME2 is like TESB of the series when compared to ME1 which is ANH). I think it'd be a huge step backward to go back to the barren copy n paste design of ME1's exploration. Which quickly become tedious n repetitive. Not to mention its terribad RPG elements, if your talking about those rpg elements, had no depth, ultimately were pointless, tacked-on & were superfluous. ME4 its just gonna be a re-tread of ME1 that's a bad direction to go if it follows ME1 template.

    But i agree about ME3. The ending in many is just the culmination of a series of things wrong with that game(ie too much auto-dialogue, too many fetch quests, crap writing, cut-down dialogue trees, hardly any side missions, hardly any side missions where we got to land & explore, only 1 hub, the characters misused/treated badly, multiplayer, Priority Earth/Poor missions overall, half-assed & rushed in many places etc etc). EAware eventually turn everything they touch to shit. Im not holding much hope out for ME4 tbh, will have to see if they can get back to the highs of ME2 & ME1, i don't they will.
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  • Does The Division live up to its promise?

  • Cobalt_Jackal 11/06/2014

    Hey what's that on the ground over there? that the script;). Reply +4
  • Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming to PC, PS4 and Xbox One this autumn

  • Cobalt_Jackal 10/06/2014

    I hope with the more hardware resources at their disposal R* make the vehicle damage/deformation & physics(esp the awful driving physics), make them better/realistic & less dumbed down. They've no excuse now. Plus i'd like to see the terribad radio stations improved too. Reply -13
  • Was there really a Watch Dogs graphics downgrade?

  • Cobalt_Jackal 08/06/2014

    Just like Dark Souls 2...The answer is a clear YES. We were lied too and deceived with regards to the graphics & apparent huge downgrade. Companies need to stop this bait n switch marketing crap. Its not cool man. Reply +20
  • Mass Effect 2 retrospective

  • Cobalt_Jackal 02/06/2014

    Agreed ME's musical scores was argubly one of the few things that remained at a truly superb level throughout the entire series. Jack Wall, Sam Hulick, Christopher Lennertz, Sascha Dikiciyan & Cris Velasco all did a fantastic job of bringing this awesome universe to life in audio form. Without the music alot of that atmosphere & what makes Mass Effect, mass effect would've been lost imo. That's how good the music was. It enhanced the games and they're good for listen by themselves too ^^.
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  • Cobalt_Jackal 02/06/2014

    ME2 was the pinnacle of the series imo(It was good for the same reasons TNG was good. It was the deep characters & their relationships, galactic ethics, the smaller scale yet really compelling stories etc). Simply incredible & up there as one of the greatest games of all time. I loved every minute. Reply +1
  • Does Watch Dogs deliver on its stunning E3 2012 reveal?

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/05/2014

    @GamerMax73 i think you mean... like GTA: V bad with regards to the shitty driving & dumbed physics. Reply 0
  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/05/2014

    Good to know they didn't do a FROM/Namco on us then(to an extent. I mean we've still been deceived, but just not to the level FROM/Namco did, but both Ubi & Namco companies are now in my bad books, tired of this bait n switch marketing crap they keep pulling). Still though the game ultimately leaves alot to be desired, both graphically & more importantly gameplay wise. Not impressed. Reply -2
  • Watch Dogs review

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/05/2014

    Yup, called it. Typical Ubi/big mainstream AAA game these days...Tis all style over substance. Im sick of this dumb shite these devs n publishers serve up, i really am. Reply +3
  • Confirmed: Watch Dogs PS4 900p, Xbox One 792p, both 30fps

  • Cobalt_Jackal 14/05/2014

    LOL 2010 mid-rang shitty laptop/phone tech strikes again...i knew it when said previously...
    2010 mid-range hardware just isn't up to the task/really good enough in 2014 & beyond.
    This is suppose to be *next-gen*...Seriously what a travesty, n what a travesty this gen will turn out to be if this is the standard. I hope this gen last half as long as the previous, cuz i will not be putting up with such shitty underpowered hardware for over 7years. Its clear Both Phony/Microshaft don't want to gives a true next-gen experience but instead just ps3.5 and in 2014 that's simply not good enough anymore.
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  • DriveClub micro-transactions will let you quickly unlock cars

  • Cobalt_Jackal 13/05/2014

    :mad:First it was DLC, Now its all this MT crap as well...I hate this industry sometimes. Always nickle :mad:n diming us gamers. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!:mad: Reply 0
  • The Witcher 3 may run slightly better on PS4 than Xbox One

  • Cobalt_Jackal 13/05/2014

    Who cares both PS4 & XB1 will both look like respective shite in comparison to the PC anyway. These supposed *next_gen* consoles are anything but. I've yet to be impressed by the *next-gen* graphics. Maybe Witcher 3 will change that for me, though i've my doubts for 2010 mid-range hardware just isn't up to the task/really good enough in 2014 & beyond. Here's hoping im wrong on this one though. Reply -11
  • Watch Dogs runs at 1080p 60fps on PlayStation 4, Sony says

  • Cobalt_Jackal 13/05/2014

    This is supposed to be the *next-gen*...What a clucking joke. Reply 0
  • EA to unveil six new games at E3

  • Cobalt_Jackal 07/05/2014

    Isn't Dice LA actually Danger Close but renamed after the awful MOH game they did. Its just another marketing trick from EA. TBH I think they'll mess up n ruin Star Wars Battlefront 3. I mean EA of late have a history of everything they touch turning to shit sadly. Reply +7
  • Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare trailer, release date revealed

  • Cobalt_Jackal 02/05/2014

    So much like Nintendo with Pokemon then...but oh i forgot its COD and Activision so its bad n boo hiss n all that. Reply -2
  • Star Wars: Episode VII's cast revealed

  • Cobalt_Jackal 30/04/2014

    I'd say its not just the prequels that were shit. Star Wars decline all started with Return imo. The film was/is absolute gash. Its a terrible film for the most part. And I mean everyone always goes on about the prequels being total crap and they are...but the rot started with Return. The signs were there all along imo. So really in the end your left with two good films(and even then Empire is the one that stands the test of time). In a way most of Star War's 30year movie history hasn't been all that. I doubt this new trilogy will change that.

    But i digress JJ Abrams being at the helm isn't a good thing. I wouldn't get your hopes up. And the reason i say that is because with regard to JJ Abrams just look what he did to ST. His Star Trek films were absolute crap. They were Star Trek in name only and "sci-fi" films for people who don't like actual sci-fi. Yes Star Wars really isn't true sci-fi, so he maybe more suited to it but still he makes movies that are all style over substance. Also don't forget at the executive producer level you have Disney pulling the strings and they're just as bad as Lucas ever was.

    Thus i think its safe to say its gonna be a hollow, shallow, cliche-ridden, numbing, dumb, typical braindead family-friendly Hollywood affair is Star Wars VII.
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  • Face-Off: Dark Souls 2 PC

  • Cobalt_Jackal 27/04/2014

    IDK why people negged you..for your right. The game looked absolutely horrid, defo like a ps2 game. Which was nothing like the playable, ps3 preview demo that FROM/Namco(bunch of scumbag deceivers) showed mere months before the actual release. Truly Dark Souls 2(well the one we got) was a ugly eyesore. Shite graphics in every way.
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  • Ubisoft shows off the PC version of Watch Dogs

  • Cobalt_Jackal 11/04/2014

    First FROM/Namco with Dark Souls 2 & now Ubisoft play the bait n switch on us with Watcvdogs. Try to decieve us gamers.We can't allow them to keep doing this to us. Enoughs enoughh!:mad: Reply 0
  • Sony survey hints at possible PlayStation 4 features

  • Cobalt_Jackal 03/04/2014

    Customisable UI(like the xmb. I'd like the option to revert back too that tbh. Much better than the crap PS4 UI)
    MP3/FLAC support
    Photo support
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  • Watch Dogs graphics look better in the latest trailer

  • Cobalt_Jackal 28/03/2014

    Lets just hope its not as bad as what FROM/Namco did with Dark Souls 2 graphically. Here's hoping Ubisoft don't deceive us like that. Reply +1