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  • The Dead Space 3 the developers wanted to make

  • Cappy 23/02/2017

    Dead Space 3 isn't all bad, the first quarter of the game in which you're salvaging from wrecked ships in a massive floating ships graveyard was pretty good. Things went downhill when you reach the planet.

    If only we could have had a game confined to just surviving in space, trying to find a ship capable of sustaining the survivors and being repaired to the point that they might possibly escape.
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  • How Resident Evil 7 is censored in Japan

  • Cappy 13/02/2017


    Japan got a ratings system for games much later than us, to my knowledge not a single Japanese PS1 got rated.

    From the PS2 forward Japanese versions often had to be toned down to make sure that games didn't get the CERO Z rating. The Japanese version of Resident Evil 4 is missing decapitations for instance.
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  • Why Valve has no interest in making console games

  • Cappy 10/02/2017

    Who on Earth would make a point of communicating this? Just get on with your business. It strikes me as supremely puerile.

    Capster explains why he doesn't watch Eastenders, take that! I'll never watch you! I bet you're really sorry Eastenders, but nyah! Go on! Beg! Beg! Beg me to watch... Crawl on your knees...
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  • 2016 was the year that Japanese games struck back

  • Cappy 29/12/2016

    There we have it, you're a JRPG fan and an authority on all things JRPG when you've played every numbered Final Fantasy title (apart from the MMOs)... :D

    Actually it's more of an indication that you're likely to be highly ill informed and generally clueless on the subject of JRPGs.
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  • Cappy 27/12/2016

    An interesting article considering that Eurogamer hasn't even bothered covering a significant portion of Japanese games since the last generation.

    About half the JRPGS and SRPGS on the PS3 didn't even exist according
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  • Surreal sailing adventure Sea of Solitude picked up by EA

  • Cappy 09/12/2016

    EA will have their best minds put to the task of helping the developers get some cover shooting in there.

    Feeble jokes aside, it looks very promising, definitely the sort of thing I'd want to play.
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  • Russian MPs call for FIFA 17 ban over "gay propaganda"

  • Cappy 06/12/2016


    Yourself, and all other virtue signalling mongoloids, point me to the criticism you've directed against Islam.

    If you're criticising the Russians for opposition to 'gay propaganda' you must have already criticised Islam, because you'd be consistent wouldn't you?
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  • Cappy 06/12/2016

    Let's see.

    People criticising Russia: Check!

    Despite the fact it't their Country and it's up to them what they allow and what they think is acceptable within their own borders.

    People criticising Islam: Nope!

    Despite Islam's advocacy of violence against gays, which is an entire different level of opposition to 'gay propaganda'. Once again within the borders of Islamic Countries that's their business, but you really should be calling out the Islamic violence brought to Western Countries that's often directed against gays long before you're virtue signalling your opposition to Russia.
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  • Majora's Mask CGI fan film is absolutely astonishing

  • Cappy 23/11/2016

    I always worry when these sorts of projects get publicised since there is always the threat of Nintendo shutting it down before completion. Reply 0
  • Resident Evil movie makers set sights on Monster Hunter

  • Cappy 22/11/2016

    They'll probably have to take a hit on budget or take on a new direction since it's obvious to anybody investing that Monster Hunter doesn't have the same International reach as Resident Evil. Monster Hunter is a largely Japanese phenomenon due to various circumstances, if they want to make a CG city destroying monster movie why do they even need the Monster Hunter license? There's already the Godzilla fan base, that's the target audience, not the Monster Hunter fans.

    I see a high likelihood of this being cancelled or sinking without trace
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  • Watch Dogs 2 launch sales nowhere near Watch Dogs 1

  • Cappy 21/11/2016

    It's hardly an indecipherable trend that's beyond understanding.

    Sequels to games which were hyped up endlessly and severely disappointed players don't tend to do well.

    The proposition, want more Watch Dogs? It's great bro! Trust us! Is met with a shrug as people walk away, reviews don't even matter anymore, slap as many game of the year awards on the box as you like, these franchises are damaged goods, much like the gaming media, we'll scoop it out of a bargain bin for £5, we're not trusting you with £50.
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  • Diddy Kong Racing's second canned sequel unearthed

  • Cappy 09/11/2016

    Hold on, this got shot down but around the same time Nintendo gave Battalion wars the go ahead?

    Sometimes things just don't work out.
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  • Gran Turismo is finally opening its eyes to the wider world of racing games

  • Cappy 09/11/2016


    Don't let them get you down, the behaviour around here, especially from a certain mod has been absolutely disgusting.

    Ironically they're the ones calling people names and behaving badly.
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  • The Wii U a failure? Far from it

  • Cappy 04/11/2016


    Seriously? you agree that the Wii U has a better game line up than the Gamecube?

    We're diverging from reality and entering the Twilight Zone.
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  • Cappy 04/11/2016

    So in summary, Wii U not a failure because Martin Robinson doesn't think it is.

    Meanwhile, by any empirical measure the Wii U is a failure. Making every purchaser pay for a screen that bulked out the controller and reduced battery life with little in the way of utility in exchange for most users for instance. Or continuing Nintendo's drawn out journey towards irrelevancy with core gamers, with every generation they bleed out a bit more of that audience.
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  • Gravity Rush 2 pushed back to 2017

  • Cappy 06/10/2016

    The bizarre argument that Sony are delaying games because the PS4 is selling well rears it's head yet again.

    Is it anything more than a childish response to a platform you clearly dislike doing well? Could you conceive of any reason why it would benefit Sony to intentionally deprive people of games?

    There are plenty of valid reasons that don't involve malice and some sort of conspiracy to make people wait longer for games. Such as the game actually needing more time in development, too unbelievable? Or rescheduling to a less crowded release period perhaps, so that a niche title doesn't get buried by the blockbuster releases? Maybe you're suggesting that Sony Worldwide studios staff look at PS4 sales figures and decide they don't need to bother working hard anymore?

    Let me know how not selling people a product makes Sony millions.
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  • Japan is getting its own Nintendo Classic Mini

  • Cappy 30/09/2016

    That's a pretty good lineup of games. I suspect a lot of purchasers will just have it sitting on a shelf rather than putting it to practical use so the limitation of not being able to load your own games onto it won't matter that much to them. Reply +1
  • Capcom addresses concern around controversial Street Fighter 5 DLC

  • Cappy 20/09/2016

    Surely if the 'fighting game community' can't generate enough revenue by itself it doesn't deserve to exist in the first place.

    Why can't entrants pay an admission fee upfront to create the prize pot? Wouldn't that be economically viable? If these parasites are not willing to do that maybe it's time for them to pursue another career that doesn't require other people to pay their way.
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  • Watch the first Metal Gear Survive gameplay

  • Cappy 17/09/2016

    Interesting, it looks very much like an exercise in reusing assets. I predict that the trademark Metal Gear cutscenes won't play much part in MetalGear Survive, they cost money and can't be cut and pasted from the last game. Reply +36
  • The Last Guardian delayed again

  • Cappy 12/09/2016

    If development on The Last Guardian began in 2007, what exactly were Team ICO doing in 2006? They completed work on Shadow of the Colossus in 2005.

    Which pushes development time over the ten year mark already.
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  • Final Fantasy 15 playable at EGX 2016

  • Cappy 09/09/2016

    It seems nobody gives a toss about Final Fantasy 15, they'd rather argue about the best Final Fantasy. What I've seen of Final Fantasy 15 seems to indicate some serious Kingdom Hearts contamination. Footage of the demo is appalling, Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts should be separate entities that offer different things, I don't want my games melting together into a grey, homogenised slurry.

    No turn based combat, no sale.

    I'm rather fond of XII and IX myself, the remaster of XII is in danger of overshadowing Final Fantasy 15 at this rate.
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  • Emulator Dolphin can now boot every GameCube game

  • Cappy 06/09/2016

    Firstly, just because a game boots doesn't mean it's playable.

    Secondly, I'm somewhat dubious of the claims that everything boots, they've probably treated everything that wasn't a US retail release as non-existent. Include the library of Japanese exclusives and I'm sure that 'everything boots' claim has to be retracted.
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  • Here's what the cancelled GoldenEye 007 XBLA remaster looked like

  • Cappy 24/08/2016


    As I recall that was one of the IP Nintendo let Rare take with them along with Banjo Kazooie.
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  • Watchdog investigates Future merger with Imagine

  • Cappy 22/08/2016

    Considering that the CMA let GAME buy out Gamestation the only other retailer dedicated to stocking games and related merchandise on UK high streets, what's good for the consumer is likely to be furthest from their minds. Reply +39
  • No Man's Sky is a fine example of one type of game (but many people were expecting another)

  • Cappy 20/08/2016

    Metacritic averages invariably sink downwards, they seldom creep upwards.

    Metacritic averages are always front loaded, all the people a publisher wants to review a game get review copies first. It's the reviewers that you have no control over afterwards who will pull that Metacritic average down.

    If No Man's Sky is already broaching 'mixed' review territory, the odds of coming back are slim unless the game is radically transformed via patches.
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  • Destiny's PlayStation-exclusive content stays exclusive for longer than expected

  • Cappy 19/08/2016


    So you're saying basically…

    Other people can take the shit end of the stick and I'll happily stand by whilst their complaints are shut down, but when it comes to me I'm having a rethink on this shitty stick business.

    Complaining doesn't do anything anyway, by the time we hear about it, the ink is dry and these things have already been decided.
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  • Cappy 19/08/2016

    PS3 owners got a far worse deal last generation. Any complaint was met with 'buy a 360'. Reply 0
  • Digital Foundry: Hands on with PS4 Rise of the Tomb Raider

  • Cappy 18/08/2016


    More old content. A year is a long time in the games industry.

    Perhaps you agree that it's worth £20, I bet most people didn't agree though, hence only a tiny fraction of buyers ever getting the season pass also.

    If DLC was actually value for money publishers wouldn't do it, there wouldn't be enough profit in it.
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  • Cappy 18/08/2016

    Nowadays it doesn't take much effort to find the Xbox version new for £20 so it's going to be interesting to see what happens with Square Enix trying to get £40+ for the PS4 version. Reply -2
  • New Resident Evil 7 trailer poses more questions than it answers

  • Cappy 17/08/2016

    I just wish they hadn't made this a numbered entry in the series, Resident Evil has had plenty of spin offs that explore different styles of play. Including this game in the main series canon introduces yet another competing gameplay strand.

    What happens for the inevitable VIII? You can't leave the fans of VII out in the cold, they want more of the same but what about the players that want more Resident Evil 4 styled gameplay? And the aged and decrepit fans holding out for a game that brings back elements of classic Resident Evil? Capcom are in a position where a large number of people are disappointed no matter what they do.

    I'm pinning my hopes on Resident Evil Revelations 3 happening, I never thought I'd be abandoning the main series and migrating to the spin off series, but that's the way it turned out.
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  • Oculus Rift comes out in UK shops this September priced £549

  • Cappy 16/08/2016

    Seems rather pricey for something with such limited application.

    I barely play any first person games and I don't see it doing anything for third person games. I see this being another fad like motion controls. I recall people going bananas over the concept of Kinect… Then they used the real thing and realised that it just doesn't work that well.

    In the end the question is, do you need a clunky device strapped to your head to be immersed? Not really, it's all about the games. You get immersed in the games not the hardware.
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  • Rime resurfaces with new publisher, now due next year

  • Cappy 11/08/2016

    Sony really got taken for a ride with mocked up footage for a game that didn't really exist, that's beyond development Hell. that's what we call vapourware.

    I wonder how much money they conned out of Sony. I have to admit, I would probably have coughed up the cash too, the Rime footage looked great…

    Another famous example is White Knight Chronicles, the 2006 footage wasn't representative of an actual working game, what we got was something else entirely. The wisest course would be to treat Rime with caution, it's highly unlikely we'll ever get anything that reflects that early footage.
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  • The final Resident Evil film has its first trailer

  • Cappy 10/08/2016

    More quality cinema, I can hardly wait.

    For me the final straw was when Alice and her allies were holed up in a prison in the third film? A pretty secure location, or so you would think.

    So how do the writers place everybody into peril and knock off characters who've only just been introduced? The crushing weight of hundreds of zombies buckling the front gate? A panicked driver accidentally crashing an 18-Wheeler through a wall?

    No, they suddenly decide that zombies can tunnel through the ground magically disappearing the soil they displace just like Bugs Bunny. Not just soil, concrete, pipework, they go through the lot faster than an Olympic sprinter with just their pretty normal looking T-Virus mutant hands.

    Magic zombies can make anything happen when you're unconcerned about shitty writing.
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  • It looks like the white Xbox One S 2TB has sold out for good

  • Cappy 08/08/2016

    I suppose undersupplying the 2TB increases it's perceived value, making it easier to shift one of the models on the next step down such as the 1TB to disappointed customers who missed out.

    The higher the 2TB models go for on eBay and Amazon, the better the readily available lower capacity models look as a value proposition. Nobody would even care if you were free to swap out internal drives but it looks like Microsoft are making the most of that restriction.
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  • Pokémon is getting a live-action film based around Detective Pikachu

  • Cappy 21/07/2016

    Reading the headline, I thought the general idea was to shoehorn Danny DeVito into a fur suit to play the role of Pikachu, he's about the right size. Reply 0
  • Xbox console sales down as Xbox One S and Scorpio loom

  • Cappy 20/07/2016


    Buy different games then, you have to look beyond the coverage sites like Eurogamer provide.

    Even then, they still gave Valkyria Chronicles Remastered coverage and I'm sure there was some news coverage of the new Disgaea.

    There are still plenty of games that fall outside the modern action/adventure pigeon hole to be found.
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  • Cappy 20/07/2016

    Depending on whether you're specifically looking at a handful of Countries the Xbone has been in a sales slump for a long time, it's hard to tell if new hardware announcements have had any significant impact.

    Basically, like a PS4 but worse, and for some reason people haven't been falling over themselves to buy it.
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  • Looks like the original Dead Rising is headed to PS4

  • Cappy 18/07/2016

    Is that all Capcom are now? A hollowed out shell that pillages it's recent back catalogue to maintain some semblance of a release schedule. Resident Evil 4-6, Dragon's Dogma, now Dead Rising. Admittedly a series I never played because I had a PS3 but that still doesn't make it a new title.

    I suppose the Lost Planet games are next, then what? Really scrape the bottom of the barrel and try and milk a trickle of new sales out of ports of the even more sub-par Bionic commando and Dark Void?

    If that's Capcom's strategy, the Onimusha games and Godhand would cost a lot more to fix up but at least those would be welcome ports since the only platform they are currently on is the PS2, not to mention lots of other great Capcom games that are currently PS2 exclusives.
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  • NES mini won't connect online, won't get more games

  • Cappy 15/07/2016

    It's a fairly hefty size considering how small devices capable of running NES games can actually be, so I'm imagining that a modern equivalent to the NES hardware is in there rather than it being entirely an emulation based solution which does perhaps leave the door open to customising the hardware. Reply 0
  • Persona 5 coming to Europe - courtesy of Deep Silver

  • Cappy 06/07/2016

    I presume Sega don't think that the sort of games Atlus publish fit in with their portfolio of high quality titles such as Colonial Marines.

    Deep Silver are hardly what you'd call a quality outfit either, I'll be importing anyway to get the game earlier.
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  • Hands-on with the emulator that turns NES games 3D

  • Cappy 30/06/2016

    Yes, it's just a novelty but anything that gives these old games a new lease of life is welcome.

    I can see myself wanting to see what the 3D looks like rather than seriously playing the games though.
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  • The Tetris movie is a trilogy because "it's just a big story"

  • Cappy 29/06/2016

    It's a pity the film licensing 'glory days' are far behind us, who could resist Tetris: The Game of the Movie of The Game. Reply 0
  • The Last Guardian: the first 40 minutes

  • Cappy 18/06/2016


    Revengeance was salvaged from a failed Kojima Productions project. The game was at the point of being cancelled after years of development.

    We don't know how unproductive Ueda was, and we don't know how hands-off the big-wigs at Sony were.
    Call it a stretch, but producing nothing for ten years, I'll call that unproductive. Unless you want to point at all the other games Ueda worked on since Shadow of the Colossus.

    Unless Ueda has a side job or begs for change on the streets, he's been getting paid by sony since 2005 when Shadow of the Colossus was completed with nothing to show for it on the PS3 and now a disappointing looking game showing up years into the PS4's life span.

    ICO missed a generation too, but that turned out to be a critical success.
    Are you intentionally being disingenuous?

    Was ICO in production from 1993 to 2002-3? Before the launch of the PS1 and not completed till years into the life of the PS2. Obviously not, so it's not the same thing at all.
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  • Cappy 17/06/2016

    A decade of development and the latest build is still looking rough.

    Team ICO are done, The Last Guardian is probably the last game we'll see from them. Unless higher ups at Sony are for some reason emotionally invested in keeping Team ICO around I don't see Ueda ever heading a bigger budget project again.

    Ten years of producing nothing makes it difficult to persuade any publisher to green light any expensive project he heads, Kojima's problems with Konami no doubt also stem from a failed project and period of unproductivity with what eventually became Revengeance. It says something for how hands off Sony are with their creators that Ueda got away with being unproductive for twice as long.

    To think, one of reasons I bought a PS3 was to play the next Team ICO game, I won't be doing the same for the PS4.
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  • If you like lots of guns in Resident Evil, 7 isn't for you

  • Cappy 15/06/2016

    If they wanted to do this why oh why didn't they make this game the spin-off? Instead of arrogantly telling people that they should take their 'blood lust' to another spin-off which isn't really a Resident Evil game either.

    The market is already awash with these crappy first person Slender Man clones, whilst you leave the market for a third person game with more adventure elements with nothing at all.
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  • That time I was blacklisted by Sega while editing a Sega magazine

  • Cappy 21/05/2016

    Great article.

    More like this please.
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  • Elite Dangerous: Horizons hits Xbox One 3rd June

  • Cappy 20/05/2016


    At this point there are scores of games that are on the PS4 but not the Xbox.

    Let me know if you want me to explain this in smaller words but your task is to show some evidence of a deal to keep a release off the XBox rather than some other explanation of which there are many.

    You made the claim, now you have to substantiate it.
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  • Cappy 20/05/2016


    All on PC. Citations needed on why they aren't on Xbox.
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  • Cappy 20/05/2016


    You do understand the distinction though, don't you? Sony were involved in the development from the beginning.

    The next Street Fighter might have been years off because of Capcom's money troubles.

    An Xbox version was never kept off the platform, it was never part of the plan to begin with unless you think Sony has to help develop and fund Xbox games.
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  • Cappy 20/05/2016


    DLC that you have to pay for. So what?

    Actual games that have been kept entirely off the Xbox platform please.
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