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  • jellyhead 14 Feb 2013 12:44:39 24,350 posts
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  • Bremenacht 2 Mar 2013 22:35:12 15,756 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    What did mowgli do?
    neilka wrote:
    Shat on a chair.

    I lolled, heartily.

    Once an eagle taught me courage. And I will never forget that day

  • mal 14 Apr 2013 00:13:12 21,976 posts
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    edgetaken wrote:
    Thanks guys this helped a lot!!!
    After only two useless replies by nickthegun and gremmi. Hilarious!

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    My reply was far from useless.
  • Ka-blamo 14 Apr 2013 16:15:10 7,109 posts
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    Fozzie_bear wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    vizzini wrote:
    meme wrote:
    HE'S SEEN THROUGH YOUR CODE, CUBBY

    WE'RE DEALING WITH A GODDAMN MASTERMIND HERE, A MASTERMIND
    Clearly that made you smile. Caps lock ON is always the mark of appreciating a fun response.
    You would fail the Turing test.
    I thought the Turing test was when the subject is shown gay porn and see if they get an erection. I'm glad I googled it, that could of come up at a dinner party with me piping up to a table of stares.
  • cubbymoore 1 May 2013 14:00:41 36,441 posts
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    From the "Making friends as an adult" thread:

    Graveland wrote:
    I've seen this 'meeting friends of the opposite sex one-on-one for a chat' fall foul on so many occasions. The simple reality is this: unless the female meeting the guy is a total swamp donkey the guy will have on occasion had fantasies of fornication under a full moon whilst hordes of demons paint their writhing bodies with stripes of eggy-smelling semen. This is a fact.

    In work there is a guy and a girl who became friends. This friendship meant they would occasionally go on lunch together. This became frequent, and then they'd drink together on team nights out - but they were both in relationships and swore it was only friendship. Both are fucking one another's brains out now. The girl has left her husband, regrets she is a mother and the guy obviously had those fantasies of fornicating under a fullmoon. He was in the friend-zone for two years before this happened.

    Consider this: women know what dogs men are. If your partner doesn't mind you enjoying cream tea and scones with the fairer sex then it means she's either allowing it because some other guy is up to his nuts in her guts, she realises how effeminate you are and understands your need to catch up on the goss about how fit Luke is on accounts and how Cindy is a total slut for kissing Mark, or after years of misogyny and domestic abuse you've crushed all the self-esteem of your partner and enjoy rubbing her nose in the fact the Tracy enjoys a flirt with you. But oh, if the missus thinks she's going to go out for a glass of wine with James you'll just have to remind her how fat and ugly she is and that NO ONE will ever want her!!!1!1!1

    Me, I've got female friends - but I would find it impossible to meet them for regular coffees without the fullmoon shining down onto our table like an accusatory spotlight whilst hordes of demons cackle and writhe in the shadows.

    (Names have been changed to protect identities)
  • DFawkes 9 May 2013 10:05:14 22,063 posts
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    I know it's early in the day, but just in case this one gets missed out:

    vizzini wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    So the Wii wasnt a fluke because the wii u has cured your boyfriend of a painful sounding illness?
    You do realise that there is no place for your xenophobic comment on EG right? It is offensive to people that are in homosexual relationships. Grow up.
    I love the implication the homosexuals are either aliens or foreigners. Also, I don't think nick even said anything offensive there.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • imamazed 9 May 2013 10:09:48 5,455 posts
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    Aha yeh, in mixing it up himself, Viz has managed to be homophobic himself :)
  • DFawkes 9 May 2013 10:12:41 22,063 posts
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    Indeed! "Oh, imply I'm homosexual will you? That's an offensive thing!" was the wrong stance to take if he's going for any kind of moral high ground.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • nickthegun 9 May 2013 10:14:15 55,867 posts
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    I genuinely thought he was gay after he took that guy to caught for use of the domain gaymer.com

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  • Steve_Perry 9 May 2013 10:20:32 2,447 posts
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    What has xenophobia got to do with homosexuality?

    I honestly have no idea what that guy is trying to say when he posts.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • nickthegun 9 May 2013 10:21:28 55,867 posts
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    He doesnt either. Hes a genuine headcase.

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  • imamazed 10 May 2013 16:19:43 5,455 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    To answer your question you have to go right back to the early days of computing.

    RAM refers to when messages were carried by sheep around AD 330 - 340, an average sheep carried 1000 papyrus scrolls depending on the distance and length of the note or letter.

    For example 5 RAM equates to 5000 messages or as they are known today Megs. Overloading or as it was sometimes known overclocking a RAM with too many messages would enrage the RAM causing it to lash out and bite the handler. This led to the Latin term Megabyte.

    As computing evolved the use of livestock decreased until the early 1500's when the first WANG computers were developed. Wang, a Chinese immigrant reknowned for whoring and his furious disposition found the use of black magic was far more efficient.

    Summoning the Lord of Bandor on the 5th eve of the Solstice to bring sketches to life he would often make animated proclamations that baffled and terrified villagers. These cruse pornographic sketches were sometimes referred to as graphics.

    Skipping forward 500 years, the modern Graphics Card contains an element of Wangs magic. Complex and mysterious, modern users are often unable to identify how or why there card is not working properly. Only those who shun the outside world for years, tucked away in dimly lit hovels tinkering with the dark arts can provide answers. They are often quick to anger and will only offer their sage advice to the truly deserving.
  • Deckard1 10 May 2013 16:23:12 25,414 posts
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    Breathtaking

    Called it

  • cubbymoore 10 May 2013 16:25:17 36,441 posts
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    Gaze at it!
  • Deleted user 10 May 2013 16:27:18
    DFawkes wrote:
    I know it's early in the day, but just in case this one gets missed out:

    vizzini wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    So the Wii wasnt a fluke because the wii u has cured your boyfriend of a painful sounding illness?
    You do realise that there is no place for your xenophobic comment on EG right? It is offensive to people that are in homosexual relationships. Grow up.
    I love the implication the homosexuals are either aliens or foreigners. Also, I don't think nick even said anything offensive there.
    I thought the "ENGLISH IS ART, NOT MATHS" comment was more golden than that.
  • Rusty_M 10 May 2013 17:59:53 4,351 posts
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    In which threads were these posted? I missed these, and can only imagine they would improve with context.

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  • DFawkes 10 May 2013 18:10:53 22,063 posts
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    Wii U thread. They're not even improved by context because, like most vizzini gems, they bear little relevance to what was actually said. Page 622 of that thread, if you insist on seeing for yourself, but I recommend caution!

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • superdelphinus 10 May 2013 18:30:11 7,270 posts
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    I wasn't really aware of him until we had some interaction in a comments thread recently. Funny guy
  • Lukus 10 May 2013 18:32:52 18,955 posts
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    He's brilliant and awful, and loveable and hatable, all at the same time.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • mal 13 May 2013 17:17:09 21,976 posts
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    Neilka in the WiiU thread comes up trumps again:

    neilka wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Sid-Nice wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Sid-Nice wrote:
    CharlieStCloud wrote:
    Why would you say 'at least you are still supporting Nintendo'?

    ... they are a business, not a family member!
    Without support the company would die; purchasing a 3DS XL will obviously subsidise the Wii U and ensure first party support, Nintendo are a business that is true and I play with their consoles, I don't play with family members.
    Thats a commendable and very rare trait for a nintendo fan.
    You seem fascinated by paedophilia.
    Its alright yeah
    Definitely Primal Scream's best work.

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  • Bremenacht 15 May 2013 14:35:10 15,756 posts
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    DFawkes wrote:
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    You are charged with maximising your shareholder return. You have significant cash reserves, industry-leading experience and development and a core customer base (who were largely responsible for the sales to date). What do you do?
    Ooh, a text adventure!

    > GO NORTH

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  • ZuluHero 15 May 2013 16:22:47 3,666 posts
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    haha brilliant! :)
  • Armoured_Bear 17 May 2013 13:00:52 8,748 posts
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    JinTypeNoir wrote:
    Super Mario World is donuts and cake compared to the cum sandwich that is Donkey Kong Country. Yoshi's Island is like getting a tour of the whole candy shop and told you can have as much as you like, while Donkey Kong Country 3 is like eating a dinner that consists of spam and cardboard. The original is okay. There are too many enemies that don't have any particular function but are different models just for the sake of it, there are too many levels with boring layouts or gimmick levels that take the gimmick too far in the wrong direction and the animal companions and extended Kong family are wretched designs. Donkey Kong Country 3 is a staid followup to the second game, where the less is more philosophy could have done it a lot of good.

    However, Donkey Kong Country 2 is really, really, really good. It and Returns are the only two games that can be considered classics that never age in the series.

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  • Deckard1 17 May 2013 13:10:26 25,414 posts
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    Wow

    Called it

  • neilka 17 May 2013 13:12:20 14,942 posts
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    Just to be clear, he was implying that DKC is a bad thing.
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 13:31:33 55,867 posts
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    Even his metaphors are unreasonably long.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 17 May 2013 13:34:01 36,285 posts
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    It worries me that Jin knows what a cum sandwich tastes like.

    I totally called it.
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  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 13:34:48 55,867 posts
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    They sell them in vending machines in japan.

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  • Deckard1 17 May 2013 13:36:58 25,414 posts
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    He's not fucking Japanese. I would bet my life on it. He's from Burnley.

    Called it

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