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  • PES_Fanboy 4 Sep 2007 13:46:17 23,665 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    WrongShui wrote:
    Lawson married art-collector Charles Saatchi in September 2003, and came under some criticism when it was suggested she had started her affair with him before the death of Diamond

    Strikes me as a black hearted witch but whatever, shes hot!

    Edit : Diamond was dying of throat cancer whilst she was getting ploughed, just in case my italics didn't point out why shes a black hearted witch.

    I was under the impression (god knows how) that he knew and encouraged it, to help her through his death.

    Must have been a nightmare for him, just as she was becoming a big celeb cook, he couldn't eat food.

    It's all in her biography, that I'm halfway through.
  • WrongShui 4 Sep 2007 13:46:48 6,636 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    I was under the impression (god knows how) that he knew and encouraged it, to help her through his death.

    This I know, but your wife is dying a horrible death, would you run off and fuck someone if she said you could?
  • wopr-lower-case 4 Sep 2007 13:47:28 2,198 posts
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    Would.
  • Deleted user 4 September 2007 13:47:52
    WrongShui wrote:
    DaM wrote:
    I was under the impression (god knows how) that he knew and encouraged it, to help her through his death.

    This I know, but your wife is dying a horrible death, would you run off and fuck someone if she said you could?
    I suspect it might have been a liiiiiittle bit more complex than 'running off to fuck him'.
  • WrongShui 4 Sep 2007 13:48:33 6,636 posts
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    Owen-B wrote:
    WrongShui wrote:
    DaM wrote:
    I was under the impression (god knows how) that he knew and encouraged it, to help her through his death.

    This I know, but your wife is dying a horrible death, would you run off and fuck someone if she said you could?
    I suspect it might have been a liiiiiittle bit more complex than 'running off to fuck him'.

    Pretty simple for me, the answer would be no.
  • GingerMagician 4 Sep 2007 13:51:12 3,011 posts
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    Would. I reckon she'd give you a good workout too.
  • cubbymoore 4 Sep 2007 22:27:48 36,510 posts
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    Silentbob thinks men are women, it's official.

    Oh and Nigella doesn't have enough holes for all the love I want to give her. Just thought I'd throw in my two p.
  • Idoru 4 Sep 2007 22:55:05 368 posts
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    WrongShui wrote:
    Owen-B wrote:
    WrongShui wrote:
    DaM wrote:
    I was under the impression (god knows how) that he knew and encouraged it, to help her through his death.

    This I know, but your wife is dying a horrible death, would you run off and fuck someone if she said you could?
    I suspect it might have been a liiiiiittle bit more complex than 'running off to fuck him'.

    Pretty simple for me, the answer would be no.

    IF it's true, I'm with WrongShui - it's basic morality 101. "Thou shalt not boff someone else whilst your husband is dying of cancer - have the decency to wait until he's dead"

    It's in the bible, I've seen it -honest
  • otto Moderator 4 Sep 2007 22:57:29 49,323 posts
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    Yeah she's my dream woman too. Oh my yes.
  • Lukus 4 Sep 2007 22:59:10 19,646 posts
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    I think it's safe to say I would do terrible things to her. Great big arse.
  • wopr-lower-case 4 Sep 2007 23:22:06 2,198 posts
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    John Diamond was a top man, I'm sure he would have wanted her to be happy.

    I COULD MAKE HER HAPPY WITH MY PENIS
  • GitSomE_UK 5 Sep 2007 01:18:39 1,208 posts
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    Don't care about her social graces, morals, TV style, guffawing mates or any of that.

    Ultra Milf, dirty tart red lipstick, great rack, great arse and the face that's not afraid to get cream on it and looks dirty when it does... Hoo yeah, Get some, Get some.. WOOOHH!
  • silentbob 5 Sep 2007 07:55:28 29,224 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Silentbob thinks men are women, it's official.
    It wouldn't matter to cubby either way, FACT! ;)
  • smoothpete 5 Sep 2007 07:56:58 32,167 posts
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    Solly wrote:
    I'd like to smother her titties in organic hummous and slap them around till they get...not painfully...but pins and needle type fun/tender...then lunch on them.
    oooo-kay...
  • jonsaan 5 Sep 2007 07:59:01 25,857 posts
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    Solly wrote:
    I'd like to smother her titties in organic hummous and slap them around till they get...not painfully...but pins and needle type fun/tender...then lunch on them.

    Good God man. The father, remember the father. If she ends up even looking remotely like a tiny part of him, she will be utterly hideous in her old age.
  • MrSensible 5 Sep 2007 08:00:28 25,742 posts
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    GitSomE UK wrote:
    Don't care about her social graces, morals, TV style, guffawing mates or any of that.

    Ultra Milf, dirty tart red lipstick, great rack, great arse and the face that's not afraid to get cream on it and looks dirty when it does... Hoo yeah, Get some, Get some.. WOOOHH!

    Says it all really.
  • boo 5 Sep 2007 10:25:48 12,119 posts
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    She is indeed a fox. Saw her in John Lewis Oxford Street a couple of weeks ago, and she looks better in the flesh than she does on TV.

    But suffice to say, I'd kick her out of bed to get to Fern Britton....
  • afray 5 Sep 2007 10:30:04 2,248 posts
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    boo wrote:
    She is indeed a fox. Saw her in John Lewis Oxford Street a couple of weeks ago, and she looks better in the flesh than she does on TV.

    But suffice to say, I'd kick her out of bed to get to Fern Britton....

    She could teach Fern how to love? While I watch?

    /curtains
  • PES_Fanboy 5 Sep 2007 10:37:36 23,665 posts
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    Fern Britton? Where do you draw the chubby line?
  • afray 5 Sep 2007 10:39:07 2,248 posts
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    Wait, I was thinking of Fern Cotton! Wait! Wait! NOooooo...
  • PES_Fanboy 5 Sep 2007 10:41:26 23,665 posts
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    Fern Cotton? Where do you draw the retarded line?
  • pjmaybe 5 Sep 2007 10:42:47 70,666 posts
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    boo wrote:
    She is indeed a fox. Saw her in John Lewis Oxford Street a couple of weeks ago, and she looks better in the flesh than she does on TV.

    But suffice to say, I'd kick her out of bed to get to Fern Britton....

    On that subject, I was unfortunate enough to watch "This Morning" t'other day (being stuck in Cornwall house-sitting and waiting for the keyholder to turn up FTL) and Fern has got dortier as the years have passed. It was their 5 years anniversary of doing the show (her and Schofield) and some of the out-takes confirmed that she is indeed a filthy mare.

    Peej
  • Stickman 5 Sep 2007 10:44:18 29,660 posts
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    So no-one else thought that she beamed at the camera like a loon far too much the other night then?

    Mahoosive tits though.

    On the dead husband/shagging new husband thing, stuff like that is really quite common in terminal situations.
  • afray 5 Sep 2007 10:44:44 2,248 posts
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    PES_Fanboy wrote:
    Fern Cotton? Where do you draw the retarded line?

    Oh much lower down than that. We're not even at the rim of the barrel yet.
  • Tonka 5 Sep 2007 10:47:47 22,825 posts
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    Three pages and still no links to the legendary top less papparazzi shots.

    Tut tut
  • Stickman 5 Sep 2007 10:49:56 29,660 posts
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    Feel free.
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