Zero Punctuation Page 4

  • Page

    of 123 First / Last

  • Tonka 25 Oct 2007 10:28:16 22,830 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    disc wrote:
    Only 78.7%? He's pretty much better than all reviewers out there.

    Yes, but I don't want to hurt any ones feelings.


    Blerk wrote:
    To be honest, I can see why someone who doesn't like RPGs would like Super Paper Mario. 'cos it's rubbish. :-)

    Heh, you and me both know the TRUE reason you don't like em.
  • sanctusmortis 30 Oct 2007 19:20:12 9,898 posts
    Seen 1 month ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    El_MUERkO wrote:
    blerk wont be pleased

    \o/

    I love "my usual manly aversion to brightly coloured games fueled by a fear of catching the ghey".

    EDIT: I CRIED laughing... best review yet for me.
  • dirigiblebill 30 Oct 2007 19:34:00 1,634 posts
    Seen 1 day ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    'Good wholesome manly head-stomping'. Tee hee :D
  • Xerx3s 31 Oct 2007 16:33:58 23,948 posts
    Seen 4 days ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    The latest one is up and I fell out of my chair laughing.

    It's funny because it is all true.
  • Hunam 31 Oct 2007 16:43:22 20,672 posts
    Seen 8 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    He sounds almost personally offended by MoH:A :) Another great vid!
  • nick303 31 Oct 2007 16:43:33 1,525 posts
    Seen 4 months ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Has anyone seen those Seeds of Change ads on UKTV Food? They advertise a sauce by a quick cookery lesson. The voice over bloke sounds identical to Yahtzee. Wonder if it is him.
  • oceanmotion 31 Oct 2007 16:43:40 16,386 posts
    Seen 23 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Fantastic. :D
  • Bloodloss 31 Oct 2007 16:59:47 4,497 posts
    Seen 1 day ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    The "fucking bastard" bit in the latest one had me in stitches. Best one in a while in my opinion.
  • WrongShui 31 Oct 2007 17:12:40 6,636 posts
    Seen 25 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    I like the comments on the newest, lots of upset Americans.

    While there was Flak towers they were not the star warsesque super structure that's in the game.
  • Whizzo 31 Oct 2007 17:43:36 43,915 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    WrongShui wrote:
    I like the comments on the newest, lots of upset Americans.
    That's as funny as the review, which is probably among my favourites.

    The super Nazi issue is the main reason I'm waiting until it's really cheap on the PC before I commit any cash.
  • Inquisitor Moderator 31 Oct 2007 17:45:13 14,556 posts
    Seen 2 days ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Unfortunately he's dead wrong about the Nazis not having super bases, they actually did have huge concrete fortresses almost impenetrable to aircraft.

    http://images.derstandard.at/20050311/flak.jpg
  • Der_tolle_Emil 31 Oct 2007 18:16:17 7,302 posts
    Seen 2 days ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Unfortunately he's dead wrong about the Nazis not having super bases, they actually did have huge concrete fortresses almost impenetrable to aircraft.

    http://images.derstandard.at/20050311/flak.jpg

    This one is even more impressive and can also be found in Vienna. The image of the one you posted is one of the last remaining anti air towers, all of them were built in Vienna. It's the 3rd generation of anti air towers, the first two types were only built in Germany but were destroyed during the war. The type 3 ones are still standing.
  • Tonka 31 Oct 2007 18:29:36 22,830 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    How about that line in franc? Machi, Manioli? Some uderground superfort that is kick ass cool and was circumvented by the allied by just ... tada ... circumvent it.
  • JYM60 31 Oct 2007 18:44:33 17,075 posts
    Seen 2 days ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Missed the last four. Bloody brilliant, last one especially.

    Choice of song at the end was great.
  • Kami 31 Oct 2007 19:15:43 2,577 posts
    Seen 56 seconds ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Only just heard of these myself...

    Bloody fantastic. Has me laughing maniacally whilst the stupid teenage trick or treaters think I'm sadistically butchering the last lot of gormless bastards who expected me to give them money.

    Which is fine by me.
  • espy 31 Oct 2007 19:20:12 840 posts
    Seen 4 years ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    The line was Maginot's, those flak towers are indeed fortresses of bloody doom (i live near one of the square ones, there's a nifty club and a music store in it now. And half a million other things. Oh, and windows. Didn't have windows back then), and that ZP was once again excellent :D

    Cry mich ein river.
  • Kami 31 Oct 2007 19:21:19 2,577 posts
    Seen 56 seconds ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Just watched the TR: Anniversery one.

    Tears of laughter... he really couldn't help himself by the end...

    I'm going to be so depressed once I burn through this lot.
  • Tonka 31 Oct 2007 19:22:03 22,830 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Maginot... thank you espy.
  • UncleLou Moderator 31 Oct 2007 19:22:41 36,417 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Fantastic, as always.

    Checked the "about" page on his homepage recently and was surprised he's only 24 - he sounds a little older.
  • Tonka 31 Oct 2007 19:23:22 22,830 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    UncleLou wrote:
    Fantastic, as always.

    Checked the "about" page on his homepage recently and was surprised he's only 24 - he sounds a little older.

    He uses the XBL voice distorter apparently.
  • UncleLou Moderator 31 Oct 2007 19:30:02 36,417 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Tonka wrote:
    UncleLou wrote:
    Fantastic, as always.

    Checked the "about" page on his homepage recently and was surprised he's only 24 - he sounds a little older.

    He uses the XBL voice distorter apparently.

    Seriously? Never used XBL, I thought it would sound at least a little artificial.
  • Tonka 31 Oct 2007 19:32:57 22,830 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Sorry, bad joke. I really shouldn't soil his wit with my plodding. I'll restate in pennance. The guy puts all other reviewers to shame.
  • WrongShui 31 Oct 2007 19:49:54 6,636 posts
    Seen 25 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Unfortunately he's dead wrong about the Nazis not having super bases, they actually did have huge concrete fortresses almost impenetrable to aircraft.

    http://images.derstandard.at/20050311/flak.jpg
    The one in the game is an exaggeration by miles though.
  • Lexx87 31 Oct 2007 19:50:13 20,853 posts
    Seen 2 months ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    In-case this wasn't mentioned (can't be bothered to read) there is one of the Orange Box and it's great.

    "If you don't like portal you must be STUPID!"
  • Der_tolle_Emil 31 Oct 2007 20:02:52 7,302 posts
    Seen 2 days ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    While still brilliant I think it's his worst review so far. Both the text and the background illustration were weaker than previous reviews. Personally nothing so far has come close to the Tomb Raider review.
  • clockworkzombie 1 Nov 2007 01:32:17 382 posts
    Seen 7 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    disc wrote:
    I'm old

    The Medal of Honor review is a good one. I think he played the same game as me and not the 8/10 game that Krudster thought it was.

    Best review again.

    Agreed. I like Airbornes' cover system. The über storm troopers at the end pissed me off. I do like the flak tower though.

    I might purchase it later if it is cheap enough. I only rented it. Did you play online? I would like to find out if it is any good.
  • silentbob 1 Nov 2007 01:45:41 29,224 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    This guys is fabulous, and would be incredible if it weren't for the fact that some seem to take the 'reviews' at face value.

    In future, if some lame arse fanboi wants to 'pwn' someone without trying, cue linkage to Zero Punctuation without hint of irony.
  • Ciaran 1 Nov 2007 08:12:05 1,070 posts
    Seen 2 years ago
    Registered 13 years ago
    Der_tolle_Emil wrote:
    nothing so far has come close to the Tomb Raider review.

    Heh. I use 'stonking great tits' as a swear now.

    Well, in private. :D
  • Page

    of 123 First / Last

Log in or register to reply