Boris for Mayor!!

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  • Killerbee 16 Jul 2007 10:41:05 5,016 posts
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    I don't live in London but please, please vote him in. Infinitely more laughs per minute than fecking Ken.
  • Carlo 16 Jul 2007 10:42:58 17,913 posts
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    I agree!


    Goooooooooooooooooooo Boris!

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  • smoothpete 16 Jul 2007 10:46:59 31,019 posts
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    The country needs more Boris.
  • mouse Moderator 16 Jul 2007 10:50:25 10,312 posts
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    No you idiots. It would be like Californians votig in Arnold Schwarzennegger as their governor!


    Oh.
  • mouse Moderator 16 Jul 2007 10:52:30 10,312 posts
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    Yep.
  • Deleted user 16 July 2007 10:59:25
    Boris is an entertainingly oddball bastard, but infinitely preferential over Livingstone as a personality. ^_^
  • smoothpete 16 Jul 2007 11:10:02 31,019 posts
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    Slurpy J wrote:
    mouse wrote:
    No you idiots. It would be like Californians votig in Arnold Schwarzennegger as their governor!


    Oh.

    Boris is an actor who plays predominantly action hero'esque roles?

    AWESOME.
    Kindergarden Toff
    End of Bad Hair Days
    The Offendinator
    The Punning Man
    Last Inaction Hero
    Total Recount
    Raw NHS Deal
    True Lies (no change needed there..)
  • S.J.Rogers 16 Jul 2007 11:22:07 3,557 posts
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    Boris for Mayor!!

    About F'ing time...
  • FabricatedLunatic 16 Jul 2007 11:23:53 12,955 posts
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    Good Lord. I find him as comically amusing as everyone else, but giving him actual power? No.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 16 Jul 2007 11:31:20 36,291 posts
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    His first act would probably to declare war on Liverpool.

    I totally called it.
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  • Tricky 16 Jul 2007 11:33:47 4,303 posts
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    Well anyone I know who lives in/around the London area absolutely fucking detests Ken Livingstone, so you could replace him with Mr. Blobby and they'd probably be happy.
  • faux_carnation 16 Jul 2007 11:35:39 8,500 posts
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    Ken Livingstone isn't great, but I respect him, and his ideas for the city.

    Voting in Boris because of his floppy hair and ignoring the fact that at a fundamental level he's still Tory scum would be a travesty.
  • Hughes. 16 Jul 2007 11:35:45 2,812 posts
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    I for one welcom eour new blonde bumbling Overlord.
  • Dr.Haggard 16 Jul 2007 11:40:45 4,088 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Total Recount
    Guffaw!
  • jonsaan 16 Jul 2007 11:53:54 25,255 posts
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    Isn't Boris the guy who blames video games for the downfall of society?

    FCUTA!

  • JediMasterMalik 16 Jul 2007 11:57:46 11,826 posts
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    FabricatedLunatic wrote:
    Good Lord. I find him as comically amusing as everyone else, but giving him actual power? No.

    +1
  • MetalDog 16 Jul 2007 11:58:24 23,706 posts
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    Yep.

    Personally, I'd take Red Ken over Boris any time.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • kalel 16 Jul 2007 12:00:14 83,880 posts
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    Agreed. Comedy mayor might be funny of the rest of you, but some of us actually live in London you know!
  • jonsaan 16 Jul 2007 12:00:37 25,255 posts
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    No, he said that reading is better for your brain than playing video games and let's be honest he's right.

    Boris lessthanthree

    Looks like he was a bit more damning than that eh?

    "Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo. It is about time, as a society, that we admitted the catastrophic effect these blasted gizmos are having on the literacy and the prospects of young males. I refuse to believe that these hypnotic little machines are innocent."

    "The nippers are bleeping and zapping in speechless rapture, their passive faces washed in explosions and gore. They sit for so long that their souls seem to have been sucked down the cathode ray tube. They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory,"

    FCUTA!

  • DaM 16 Jul 2007 12:03:58 12,612 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    blizeH wrote:
    No, he said that reading is better for your brain than playing video games and let's be honest he's right.

    Boris lessthanthree

    Looks like he was a bit more damning than that eh?

    "Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo.

    He's obviously a Sony fanboi.
  • Ajay 16 Jul 2007 12:04:01 2,412 posts
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    I don't actually buy that he's as ditzy as he tries to seem, but I don't doubt that he'd be a fucking awful mayor either way.
  • otto Moderator 16 Jul 2007 12:05:37 49,291 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Agreed. Comedy mayor might be funny of the rest of you, but some of us actually live in London you know!
    Plus fucking lots.

    Boris is a tit and a dangerous tit, Ken's the best thing to happen to London for decades. Electing Boris mayor over Ken would be like choosing Michael Richards as Democratic presidential candidate over Barrack Obama. The racist rants would be hilarious in a rubbernecking kind of way but the country would be fucked. :/

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  • faux_carnation 16 Jul 2007 12:05:41 8,500 posts
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    I think we're all forgetting the most important point:

    TORY SCUM

    Edited by faux_carnation at 12:05:58 16-07-2007
  • speedofthepuma 16 Jul 2007 12:06:44 13,246 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    blizeH wrote:
    No, he said that reading is better for your brain than playing video games and let's be honest he's right.

    Boris lessthanthree

    Looks like he was a bit more damning than that eh?

    "Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo. It is about time, as a society, that we admitted the catastrophic effect these blasted gizmos are having on the literacy and the prospects of young males. I refuse to believe that these hypnotic little machines are innocent."

    "The nippers are bleeping and zapping in speechless rapture, their passive faces washed in explosions and gore. They sit for so long that their souls seem to have been sucked down the cathode ray tube. They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory,"

    I thought that Nintendo were abandoning the hardcore gamer.

    /is confused

    I've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.

  • jonsaan 16 Jul 2007 12:09:26 25,255 posts
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    Don't know too much about Boris really, other than his misguided dribbling about Nintendo, but Red Ken is the most odious fecking Weasel to ever walk the earth. The man is quite simply repellent. Surely anyone would be better than him. Absolute cunt of the first degree.

    FCUTA!

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