I don't live in London but please, please vote him in. Infinitely more laughs per minute than fecking Ken.
Boris for Mayor!!
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Killerbee 5,016 posts
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I don't live in London but please, please vote him in. Infinitely more laughs per minute than fecking Ken. -
Carlo 17,105 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI agree!
Goooooooooooooooooooo Boris! -
smoothpete 29,492 posts
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Registered 9 years agoThe country needs more Boris. -
No you idiots. It would be like Californians votig in Arnold Schwarzennegger as their governor!
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Boris is an entertainingly oddball bastard, but infinitely preferential over Livingstone as a personality. ^_^
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smoothpete 29,492 posts
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Registered 9 years agoSlurpy J wrote:
Kindergarden Toffmouse wrote:
Boris is an actor who plays predominantly action hero'esque roles?
No you idiots. It would be like Californians votig in Arnold Schwarzennegger as their governor!
Oh.
AWESOME.
End of Bad Hair Days
The Offendinator
The Punning Man
Last Inaction Hero
Total Recount
Raw NHS Deal
True Lies (no change needed there..)
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S.J.Rogers 3,486 posts
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Registered 7 years agoBoris for Mayor!!
About F'ing time... -
FabricatedLunatic 12,780 posts
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Registered 8 years agoGood Lord. I find him as comically amusing as everyone else, but giving him actual power? No. -
His first act would probably to declare war on Liverpool.
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Tricky 4,058 posts
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Registered 11 years agoWell anyone I know who lives in/around the London area absolutely fucking detests Ken Livingstone, so you could replace him with Mr. Blobby and they'd probably be happy. -
faux_carnation 7,717 posts
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Registered 8 years agoKen Livingstone isn't great, but I respect him, and his ideas for the city.
Voting in Boris because of his floppy hair and ignoring the fact that at a fundamental level he's still Tory scum would be a travesty. -
Hughes. 2,808 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI for one welcom eour new blonde bumbling Overlord. -
Dr.Haggard 4,013 posts
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Registered 10 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Guffaw!
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jonsaan 24,372 posts
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Registered 7 years agoIsn't Boris the guy who blames video games for the downfall of society?FCUTA!
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JediMasterMalik 11,826 posts
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Registered 8 years agoFabricatedLunatic wrote:
+1
Good Lord. I find him as comically amusing as everyone else, but giving him actual power? No. -
MetalDog 23,448 posts
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Registered 11 years agoYep.
Personally, I'd take Red Ken over Boris any time.-- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.
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kalel 77,173 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAgreed. Comedy mayor might be funny of the rest of you, but some of us actually live in London you know! -
jonsaan 24,372 posts
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Registered 7 years agoblizeH wrote:
Looks like he was a bit more damning than that eh?
No, he said that reading is better for your brain than playing video games and let's be honest he's right.
Boris lessthanthree
"Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo. It is about time, as a society, that we admitted the catastrophic effect these blasted gizmos are having on the literacy and the prospects of young males. I refuse to believe that these hypnotic little machines are innocent."
"The nippers are bleeping and zapping in speechless rapture, their passive faces washed in explosions and gore. They sit for so long that their souls seem to have been sucked down the cathode ray tube. They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory,"FCUTA!
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DaM 11,841 posts
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Registered 11 years agojonsaan wrote:
He's obviously a Sony fanboi.blizeH wrote:
Looks like he was a bit more damning than that eh?
No, he said that reading is better for your brain than playing video games and let's be honest he's right.
Boris lessthanthree
"Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo. -
Ajay 2,411 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI don't actually buy that he's as ditzy as he tries to seem, but I don't doubt that he'd be a fucking awful mayor either way. -
kalel wrote:
Plus fucking lots.
Agreed. Comedy mayor might be funny of the rest of you, but some of us actually live in London you know!
Boris is a tit and a dangerous tit, Ken's the best thing to happen to London for decades. Electing Boris mayor over Ken would be like choosing Michael Richards as Democratic presidential candidate over Barrack Obama. The racist rants would be hilarious in a rubbernecking kind of way but the country would be fucked. :/say no to Eurogamer sigs
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faux_carnation 7,717 posts
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Registered 8 years agoI think we're all forgetting the most important point:
TORY SCUM
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speedofthepuma 12,921 posts
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Registered 7 years agojonsaan wrote:
I thought that Nintendo were abandoning the hardcore gamer.blizeH wrote:
Looks like he was a bit more damning than that eh?
No, he said that reading is better for your brain than playing video games and let's be honest he's right.
Boris lessthanthree
"Millions of seven to 15 year olds are hooked, especially boys, and it is time someone had the guts to stand up, cross the room and just say no to Nintendo. It is about time, as a society, that we admitted the catastrophic effect these blasted gizmos are having on the literacy and the prospects of young males. I refuse to believe that these hypnotic little machines are innocent."
"The nippers are bleeping and zapping in speechless rapture, their passive faces washed in explosions and gore. They sit for so long that their souls seem to have been sucked down the cathode ray tube. They become like blinking lizards, motionless, absorbed, only the twitching of their hands showing they are still conscious. These machines teach them nothing. They stimulate no ratiocination, discovery or feat of memory,"
/is confusedI've turned off all the avatars and crap, so don't expect me to be impressed by yours.
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Don't know too much about Boris really, other than his misguided dribbling about Nintendo, but Red Ken is the most odious fecking Weasel to ever walk the earth. The man is quite simply repellent. Surely anyone would be better than him. Absolute cunt of the first degree.
FCUTA!
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