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  • Deckard1 9 Jan 2013 10:13:45 28,002 posts
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    Yeah Jet was my first human crush (after cheetarah). I remember getting strange sensations in my teeny peeny whenever she done a cartwheel.
  • smoothpete 9 Jan 2013 10:16:19 31,514 posts
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    My first crush was Jenny off Pugwall
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    http://trivialpursuitsdotorg.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jet1.jpg
  • smoothpete 9 Jan 2013 10:18:35 31,514 posts
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    Jet was the only one of the Gladiator girls who looked like she probably didn't have a penis.
  • Deckard1 9 Jan 2013 10:18:36 28,002 posts
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    I've said this before, but did you not get the feeling she had something wrong with her? Like some form of mild retardation.

    Jenny off Pugwall I mean

    Edited by Deckard1 at 10:19:43 09-01-2013
  • Deckard1 9 Jan 2013 10:24:19 28,002 posts
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    Actually when I think about it Kelly Kapowski may have predated Jet for me.
  • smoothpete 9 Jan 2013 10:48:21 31,514 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    I've said this before, but did you not get the feeling she had something wrong with her? Like some form of mild retardation.
    No can't say I noticed anything particularly wrong with her, other than the fact she hung around with that twat Pugwall

    Nigella Lawson. Although that's not so secret I suppose.
  • Salaman 9 Jan 2013 10:55:03 19,069 posts
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    I think my first crush (not counting the actual girls my age I liked) was This girl from a youth series that ran on Belgian TV back in the 80s or something.

    Sadly she has gone into politics and she was campaigning in my town at last year's local elections. So sad when they shatter your memories by popping up 30 years later.
  • JuanKerr 9 Jan 2013 10:58:23 36,248 posts
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    The actress who plays the mum in Outnumbered. Claire Skinner.
  • whatfruit 9 Jan 2013 10:59:19 1,519 posts
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    @Salaman The wank fantasy of today becomes the milf porn of tommorow.

    Edited by whatfruit at 11:00:12 09-01-2013
  • Deckard1 9 Jan 2013 11:07:08 28,002 posts
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    Speaking of mild retardation, Juliette Lewis has always carried off that, "I'd fuck her but I think she may be missing a chromosome" thing quite well.
  • Murbal 9 Jan 2013 11:18:14 22,223 posts
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    My first crush was Glynis Barber circa Blakes 7 and Dempsey & Makepeace. She still looks great.
  • muttler 9 Jan 2013 11:19:54 4,038 posts
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    Michaela Strachan
  • Salaman 9 Jan 2013 11:22:18 19,069 posts
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    whatfruit wrote:
    @Salaman The wank fantasy of today becomes the milf porn of tommorow.
    Hmmm .. more like Gilf. Or M.
    Mother ..... nothing more to complete the acronym though. Wouldn't be interested in hopping in bed with her. :-(

    /draws up time machine plans
  • Trane 9 Jan 2013 11:22:59 4,052 posts
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    Susanna Reid
  • Blakester 9 Jan 2013 11:28:05 3,620 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    Blakester wrote:
    One of my first real crushes was Jet from Gladiators.

    Saw her on telly last night, and while she's piled on a bit of timber, she still looks good to me.
    Ever see the nude modelling she did around that time?
    Are you joking?

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • senso-ji 9 Jan 2013 11:32:19 5,914 posts
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    Jet was fit but I always had a thing for Lightning. Combination of long blonde hair and long tanned legs.
  • Alastair 9 Jan 2013 11:33:14 15,762 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    Susanna Reid
    Been mentioned several times. She's lovely.
  • kinky_mong 9 Jan 2013 11:39:35 10,288 posts
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    Nothing ruins a morning like switching on BBC Breakfast to see that blonde skeletal one presenting rather than Susanna Reid.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • Trane 9 Jan 2013 11:49:36 4,052 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Trane wrote:
    Susanna Reid
    Been mentioned several times. She's lovely.
    Probably by me yeah :D (Amongst others of course)

    I didn't realise how old the thread was.
  • nickthegun 9 Jan 2013 11:51:52 59,945 posts
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    senso-ji wrote:
    Jet was fit but I always had a thing for Lightning. Combination of long blonde hair and long tanned legs.


    Yeah... im not feeling it.. Still, she was hotter than Lampshade, i'll give you that.

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  • Alastair 9 Jan 2013 11:52:35 15,762 posts
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    kinky_mong wrote:
    Nothing ruins a morning like switching on BBC Breakfast to see that blonde skeletal one presenting rather than Susanna Reid.
    Louise Minchin? She did the One Show with Chris Hollins for a bit and there was one trailer for it where she was exhibiting tremendous cleavage.
  • Murbal 9 Jan 2013 11:54:18 22,223 posts
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  • kickerconspiracy 9 Jan 2013 11:59:59 495 posts
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    @senso-ji

    Yeah, I was always more into Lightning. Odd really. In my adult life I've not really gone in for blondes much.
  • BillMurray 9 Jan 2013 12:10:44 7,742 posts
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    I think Married With Children was the source of my first crushes. Kelly was who I wanted to bang back then but now I'd definitely go for Peggy.

  • Maturin 9 Jan 2013 12:26:41 3,006 posts
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    When I was in my early teens I still fancied Peggy anyway. But then with those teenage hormones a warm bus seat was enough.
  • mcmonkeyplc 9 Jan 2013 12:36:02 39,457 posts
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    Jet from Gladiators! How could I forget?!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • elstoof 9 Jan 2013 13:30:59 7,373 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    evilashchris wrote:

    Who is this?
    Mick Hucknall?
  • elstoof 9 Jan 2013 13:31:44 7,373 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
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    Mick Hucknall?
    No I don't think anyone has him so yeah, all yours my (odd) friend.
    :D
  • Ultrasoundwave 9 Jan 2013 13:35:47 3,305 posts
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    whatfruit wrote:
    he wank fantasy of today becomes the milf porn of tommorow.
    Pretty sure Cameron Diaz counts as a MILF these days :





    Weird how she was hot when she was younger, had a ropey few years and is now hot again........

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

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