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  • BritishBlue1 8 Jan 2013 23:17:35 132 posts
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    kickerconspiracy wrote:
    I want Grotbags to give me a Cleveland Steamer.

    I'm curious, I've never heard of that. Think I'll google that...


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    I hate the internet. :(
  • jonsaan 8 Jan 2013 23:19:07 25,352 posts
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    @BritishBlue1 I googled it too :(

    FCUTA!

  • Bremenacht 9 Jan 2013 00:01:42 18,292 posts
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    Ew.

    Now that I know what it is, I have to ask: Is there such a thing as an Aberdeen Steamer?

    (That's where mowgli lives, right?)
  • Syrette 9 Jan 2013 00:02:28 43,524 posts
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    @Bremenacht

    Yes, it's what mowgli did to his chair last year.

  • mrpon 9 Jan 2013 00:25:22 28,925 posts
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    Syrette wrote:
    Isn't Sarahshade the fatter daughter?
    C'mon man that's harsh.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • localnotail 9 Jan 2013 00:51:09 23,093 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    @BritishBlue1 I googled it too :(
    I'm not looking. Will it make me feel worse than Blue Waffle?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • andytheadequate 9 Jan 2013 00:58:57 8,182 posts
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    RelaxedMikki wrote:
    I'll bring my life-size Sam Allardyce cardboard cut-out and some cheese fondue. Poor girls will need some inspiration. It's freezing out this time of year...
    Do you take it everywhere? What do the kids think? Do they call him mum?

    Anyway, my not so secret crush is Lorraine Kelly.
  • evilashchris 9 Jan 2013 01:01:37 7,005 posts
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    Yes. Really.

    Twitter: @COToole

  • neilka 9 Jan 2013 01:09:45 15,958 posts
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    wikifeet?

    wiki...feet?

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 9 January 2013 01:12:58
    Did someone say feet?
  • neilka 9 Jan 2013 01:26:51 15,958 posts
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    I can peel and eat a banana using just my feet.

    How erotic do you find that on a scale of 1-10?

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • danathjo 9 Jan 2013 01:50:36 7,390 posts
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    I think that would have to depend on how slow you can did it and what kind of banana.
  • danathjo 9 Jan 2013 01:52:06 7,390 posts
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    also, can you also do it with plantain?
  • kickerconspiracy 9 Jan 2013 02:18:26 495 posts
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    How I loved coming home from school and sticking on The Queen's Nose and how I longed to give Melody Parker a knee trembler behind Netto.
  • mrpon 9 Jan 2013 07:19:09 28,925 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 9 Jan 2013 07:22:35 7,389 posts
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    Mick Hucknall?
  • Deleted user 9 January 2013 07:30:23
    7. Removing pineapple skin would be more impressive.
  • mrpon 9 Jan 2013 08:09:44 28,925 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Mick Hucknall?
    No I don't think anyone has him so yeah, all yours my (odd) friend.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • jonsaan 9 Jan 2013 08:15:00 25,352 posts
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    I saw him at Gatwick once. Very late at night. We were both waiting for a flight to arrive. He kept hiding behind a pillar, acting like I wanted a piece of his celebrity cool. I fuelled this by constantly moving into his line of site, then he would shuffle further round the pillar. Quite fun.

    FCUTA!

  • localnotail 9 Jan 2013 09:03:23 23,093 posts
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    Did he look like Chuckie from Child's Play?

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • smoothpete 9 Jan 2013 09:06:34 31,514 posts
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    evilashchris wrote:

    Who is this?
  • Ultrasoundwave 9 Jan 2013 09:08:15 3,305 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Did someone change this into a "These gilfs deserve a thread" thread yet?

    If so, ill see your Susan Sarandon and raise you (ooh err) a Jane Seymour :


    Phwoar.

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Blakester 9 Jan 2013 09:10:42 3,621 posts
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    One of my first real crushes was Jet from Gladiators.

    Saw her on telly last night, and while she's piled on a bit of timber, she still looks good to me.

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • jonsaan 9 Jan 2013 09:14:08 25,352 posts
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    @smoothpete it's Fizz from Corrie. Already mentioned in a psot from 2009.. phwoar.

    Edited by jonsaan at 09:15:48 09-01-2013

    Edited by jonsaan at 09:16:09 09-01-2013

    FCUTA!

  • Deckard1 9 Jan 2013 09:27:37 28,022 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    He couldn't think of anything funny so just rolled like he never read it.
    To be honest I'd wrote a little story that ended with you grinding your vagina into the face of a down syndrome baby while you sucked off your dad, but it lacked structure and there were some pacing issues so I didn't bother to post it.
  • Ultrasoundwave 9 Jan 2013 09:32:16 3,305 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Flappy clown pocket?
    Post of the year so far.

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • smoothpete 9 Jan 2013 09:33:21 31,514 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    @smoothpete it's Fizz from Corrie. Already mentioned in a psot from 2009.. phwoar.
    That is a very flattering photograph. This one not so much
  • Deleted user 9 January 2013 09:38:25
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Pepsipop wrote:
    He couldn't think of anything funny so just rolled like he never read it.
    To be honest I'd wrote a little story that ended with you grinding your vagina into the face of a down syndrome baby while you sucked off your dad, but it lacked structure and there were some pacing issues so I didn't bother to post it.
    So so wrong but funny.
  • warlockuk 9 Jan 2013 09:53:50 19,171 posts
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    Blakester wrote:
    One of my first real crushes was Jet from Gladiators.

    Saw her on telly last night, and while she's piled on a bit of timber, she still looks good to me.
    Ever see the nude modelling she did around that time?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • smoothpete 9 Jan 2013 10:06:17 31,514 posts
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    The best was when Jet did that wall climb event. Always great (upwards) viewing.
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