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  • b0rk 12 Jan 2013 04:50:46 3,516 posts
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    :eek:

    KILL FOR GAIN OR SHOOT TO MAIM \m/

  • DaM 12 Jan 2013 09:41:48 13,896 posts
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    Short-Round wrote:
    hmm...
    Ridiculous, why did you post in this thread? That's not a squirrel. Do you see a tail?! Do you?!!

    It's a Martian sand gopher.
  • smoothpete 12 Jan 2013 09:53:40 32,112 posts
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    arials101 wrote:
    Read this 'article' in the paper on the bus on the way to the pub, see this rather specific thread on t' internet before I go to bed. It's like fate or suttin. Hat wearing squirrel (I saw it in the Metro, not the Daily Fail, but it's still the same hat wearing squirrel).
    Loving this girl's work
  • localnotail 21 Jan 2013 23:53:26 23,084 posts
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    National Squirrel Day in US

    JAZZ HANDS!

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Psychotext 22 Jan 2013 00:18:42 56,806 posts
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    "4. Shoot ‘Em"

    Like they needed any encouragement.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 Jan 2013 00:20:09 16,922 posts
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    I refuse to acknowledge the existence of American squirrels.

    AVOID

  • localnotail 22 Jan 2013 00:45:45 23,084 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    I refuse to acknowledge the existence of American squirrels.
    Racist.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Salaman 16 Sep 2013 13:49:17 20,166 posts
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    Some scientists put this paper out: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347213003060
    Some kind Belgian journalist summarised it in laymen's terms. I can't find anything on Uk site though, so you'll have to make do with google translate.

    Squirrel's use bullet time to dodge predators!*


    *sensational headline is my invention
  • Bremenacht 16 Sep 2013 15:32:22 21,248 posts
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    Critical flicker fusion!
  • Salaman 5 Dec 2013 15:58:08 20,166 posts
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    It's a White Russian Smoothpete.
    http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/a-soldier-and-his-squirrel.jpg
  • localnotail 5 Dec 2013 16:03:01 23,084 posts
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    Cooool! Reminded me of this.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • X201 28 Feb 2014 10:56:56 16,242 posts
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    Horse's Head Squirrel Feeder

  • Murbs 28 Feb 2014 10:59:58 22,827 posts
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    ROFL!
  • smoothpete 28 Feb 2014 11:27:51 32,112 posts
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    er...
  • smoothpete 28 Feb 2014 11:28:26 32,112 posts
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    Anyway, squirrel adopted by cat, learns to purr:



    Edited by smoothpete at 11:28:49 28-02-2014
  • DaM 28 Feb 2014 11:30:20 13,896 posts
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    Takes arrogant squirrels down a peg
    About fucking time too.
  • b0rk 28 Feb 2014 11:31:40 3,516 posts
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    Purring squirrels? Excellent. :)

    KILL FOR GAIN OR SHOOT TO MAIM \m/

  • Murbs 28 Feb 2014 11:33:14 22,827 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Anyway, squirrel adopted by cat, learns to purr:

    Edited by Murbal at 11:33:38 28-02-2014
  • Murbs 24 Jun 2014 14:28:56 22,827 posts
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    https://twitter.com/FredBlunt/status/481414762602176512

  • X201 18 Dec 2014 09:42:03 16,242 posts
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    Now the little furry sods are trying to destroy the planet.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30456869
  • Psychotext 23 Dec 2014 09:29:43 56,806 posts
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    Evil monsters.
  • Salaman 13 Apr 2015 08:56:26 20,166 posts
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    What a creepy little fucker.

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8475458304/h0C824333/
  • PES_Fanboy 13 Apr 2015 09:06:27 22,478 posts
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    Hate seeing this thread bumped. Always bad news
  • smoothpete 13 Apr 2015 09:36:52 32,112 posts
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    http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/at-first-i-was-like-but-then-i-was-all.jpg
  • PES_Fanboy 13 Apr 2015 09:39:19 22,478 posts
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    Why do literally NONE of the political parties have anything in their manifesto about tackling these cunts?

    Unless....their power runs even deeper than we thought
  • Waffleaber 13 Apr 2015 09:48:09 505 posts
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    The Green Party have you covered, although it's a bit under the radar so the squirrels won't notice.

    "FR311 Restrict the use of pesticides and artificial fertilisers. At the same time, research into the biological control of pests should be promoted (e.g. at present the grey squirrel makes it very difficult to establish hardwoods in some areas)."
    So there you have it. Biological warfare on the little pests.
  • PES_Fanboy 13 Apr 2015 09:52:53 22,478 posts
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    Research into them? The smoking gun is this fucking thread. Fucking Greens, bunch of pussies.
  • smoothpete 13 Apr 2015 10:03:18 32,112 posts
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    http://www.itv.com/news/2015-03-12/squirrel-causes-havoc-after-stuffing-car-engine-full-of-nuts/
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