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  • Stickman 6 Jul 2007 14:52:31 29,666 posts
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    I think you'll find it's 'umberella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.'

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  • NewYork 6 Jul 2007 14:53:45 24,835 posts
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    YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UM-BER-ELLA
    ELLA
    ELLA
    EY
    EY
    EY
  • Fat-Boy 6 Jul 2007 14:54:37 4,300 posts
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    Rhianna's music is bollocks, but she is too fit for mere words to express.
  • NewYork 6 Jul 2007 14:56:33 24,835 posts
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    I don't mind that song, actually.

    Except that bit where it changes from the regular verse-chorus routine. That bit's too crappy-generic.


    ELLA-ELLA-ELLA-EY-EY-EY.
  • pjmaybe 6 Jul 2007 15:20:56 70,676 posts
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    It's a euphemism for FHUTA

    Peej

  • JayPee 6 Jul 2007 15:21:18 1,490 posts
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    Fat Boy wrote:
    Rhianna's music is bollocks, but she is too fit for mere words to express.
    This is a true statement.
  • Razz 10 Jul 2007 10:10:43 61,113 posts
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    Security Guards are not your friends.


    This is why sometimes they ask to look at your pass properly if you just flash it ot them when you walk by. They don't know you, they don't recognise you. They're doing they're jobs. So don't throw a sissy strop every time you're asked for ID.

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  • magicpanda 10 Jul 2007 10:35:39 13,347 posts
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    Is it national Drive LIKE A CUNT day?

    /mashes horn
  • afray 10 Jul 2007 10:48:09 2,251 posts
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    House rental agency wanted to do an inspection, so I gave them a ring to arrange a time. I can take my lunch anywhere between 12 and 2, but only for an hour:

    Me: Can I have any time between 12 and 2 please?
    Stupid Bint: Yeah.
    Me: ...
    Me: Can you be more specific than that?
    SB: Unfortunately no. But I can offer you between 12 and 1 if you want.

    o_0
  • Mr-Brett 10 Jul 2007 12:02:20 12,777 posts
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    I'm thinking there should be a Questions and Answers thread but that's probably already been done and the questions would probably be:

    Can Razz actually suck his own cock?

    Does York really like men?

    So probably not a lot of point (bit like this post).

    Portable view - Never forget.

  • Razz 10 Jul 2007 13:07:44 61,113 posts
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    Why do people think it's ok to cancel other peoples print jobs? It's fucking out of order. I've been try to print the 250 page colour document all day but every time I go to the photocopier someones cancelled the job. Fucking cocks. My work is important too! GARGH!

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  • cubbymoore 10 Jul 2007 13:09:11 36,488 posts
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    Mr-Brett wrote:
    Can Razz actually suck his own cock?

    Does York really like men?
    Apparently if you answer one of these questions the other one automatically becomes answered.
  • Razz 10 Jul 2007 13:12:03 61,113 posts
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    In moment of blind revenge I've put all the documents that came out after my unfinished job in the shredder. Bloody arseholes. Thats what you get when you mess with teh razz!

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  • cubbymoore 10 Jul 2007 13:16:21 36,488 posts
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    :o
  • cubbymoore 10 Jul 2007 13:16:50 36,488 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Bloody arseholes. Thats what you get when you mess with teh razz!

    :o

    :o

    :o

    :o

    :o
  • NewYork 10 Jul 2007 13:18:21 24,835 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Shredder. Bloody arseholes. Thats what you get when you mess with teh razz!
    /vomits
  • Razz 10 Jul 2007 13:20:24 61,113 posts
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    Ah! Seems my document was causing some kind of buffer overflow error. and the printer was just printing out as many pages as it limited shitty buffer could handle. :D

    oops!

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  • Stickman 10 Jul 2007 13:22:02 29,666 posts
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    Good luck pritt-sticking all that work back together! ;D

    Bet you wish you'd not fisted all those people too.

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  • catterz 10 Jul 2007 13:24:29 8,763 posts
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    /hugs printer

    Everyone has their own one here :)

    Still stalking this place, old-school style (UID: 1053)

  • Razz 10 Jul 2007 13:25:53 61,113 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    Good luck pritt-sticking all that work back together! ;D

    Bet you wish you'd not fisted all those people too.
    Nah they're a bunch of wankers anyway :)

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  • gang_of_bitches 10 Jul 2007 13:30:03 5,493 posts
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    catterz wrote:
    /hugs printer

    Everyone has their own one here :)

    Really? You must work for the best company ever. next thing you'll be telling me its an A3 colour printer.
  • Razz 10 Jul 2007 13:31:49 61,113 posts
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    I do! And we've got one of those huge A1 poster colour printers :)

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  • gang_of_bitches 10 Jul 2007 13:34:28 5,493 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    I do! And we've got one of those huge A1 poster colour printers :)

    You're shitting me. Life is SO unfair. I have to walk through half the building for such luxuries.
  • agparrot 10 Jul 2007 21:03:45 11,903 posts
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    GamesTM release a decent rag-preview of a GTA IV demo.

    This includes comparing the new combat system to Gears of War(!), with some fairly intricate detailing of the changing way that the Wanted / Evasion system is going to work, an excited decscription of some of the mission mechanics, and a hint at the joined-up nature of the gaming experience....

    and what do people want to talk about?

    Some shoddy arse-bit scanned lo-res, static Killzone2 image smaller than your average eurogamer banner ad. Who cares? I *know* that 'they' said killzone on the PS2 was going to be a 'Halo-beater', but can we please just not move on from all this fanboy-interspecies rivalry? It is one, tiny, grainy, shitty screenshot, hardly enough material to draw any conclusions. This close to an apparent playable demo at E3, is it really necessary to mouth of about such

    Regardless of whether one FPS is better than another in the eyes of already-decided FPS fans, seemingly desperate for the blood in the veins of their console to carry the 'best FPS', there is a beating at the Heart of Games, and it is pounding to the tunes of GTA IV.

    I'm so glad I can rant without having to start an unwarranted thread. Thanks.
  • Razz 16 Jul 2007 09:29:18 61,113 posts
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    I hate assertive people with flawed logic. ;_;

    /stress ball

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  • Razz 16 Jul 2007 09:54:44 61,113 posts
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    Colleague:"Is Jenny in?"
    Me:"No, she's not here on Monday's."
    Colleague:"So she's not here?"
    Me:"No, on Mondays she's not here."
    Colleague:"No need to be rude"
    Me:"You asked me the same question twice?" o_O
    Colleague *huff* /storms off

    FFS! JUST DIE!

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  • Razz 16 Jul 2007 12:53:25 61,113 posts
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    gang_of_bitches wrote:
    Razz wrote:
    I do! And we've got one of those huge A1 poster colour printers :)

    You're shitting me. Life is SO unfair. I have to walk through half the building for such luxuries.
    *ahem*

    :p

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  • Lukus 16 Jul 2007 12:59:50 19,053 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Colleague:"Is Jenny in?"
    Me:"No, she's not here on Monday's."
    Colleague:"So she's not here?"
    Me:"No, on Mondays she's not here."
    Colleague:"No need to be rude"
    Me:"You asked me the same question twice?" o_O
    Colleague *huff* /storms off

    FFS! JUST DIE!
    So, is she in?

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Razz 16 Jul 2007 13:06:59 61,113 posts
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    Nope.

    (-_-#)

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  • megastar 16 Jul 2007 13:15:43 17,176 posts
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    my leg hurts a fucking LOT today - I must have injured it while i was drunk.

    My job entails me running up and down a flight of stairs all day.

    Mixing the two is not good, I dont know weather to break down and cry clutching my leg, or to just fucking break something
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