The Top 20 Manliest Movies Ever

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  • Ali 23 Feb 2007 13:17:59 163 posts
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    How many have you got? Don't take it as a slight on your manhood if you don't have them all, but if you haven't got all 20, you're pretty much a woman.

    20. Eddie Murphy Raw
    19. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
    18. Die Hard With A Vengeance
    17. Rambo: First Blood
    16. The Thing
    15. Hard Target
    14. A Clockwork Orange
    13. Gladiator
    12. Conan the Barbarian
    11. Miami Vice
    10. Rocky IV
    9. Under Siege
    8. Hard Boiled
    7. Wall Street
    6. The Godfather
    5. Commando
    4. Goldfinger
    3. Jaws
    2. Predator
    1. Fight Club
    Full list here

    As usual, any I've missed? Am I not as much as a man as I think I am?
  • Salaman 23 Feb 2007 13:19:52 18,953 posts
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    My gf's favourtie movie is fight club too.
  • AlcohollicA 23 Feb 2007 13:21:15 2,355 posts
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    8!

    My girlfriend loves fightclub too, think its only cos she fancys Brad Pitt in it.
  • Lukus 23 Feb 2007 13:21:20 19,041 posts
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    No Top Gun?!

    Oh right..

    Paintings & Photographs

  • repairmanjack 23 Feb 2007 13:21:57 5,998 posts
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    They made a sequel to Fight Club?!?!?!

    I own 16 of these films, incidentally.

    If I put on something by Richard Curtis, you better believe it's Blackadder.
  • kalel 23 Feb 2007 13:23:09 86,815 posts
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    Fight Club?!?! A bunch of girly boys with their tops of rolling around?!!?

    First Blood should be top.
  • warlockuk 23 Feb 2007 13:24:22 19,142 posts
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    You've missed:
    Zombie Flesh Eaters
    Scum
    Red Heat ;)

    And loads of others :)

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • warlockuk 23 Feb 2007 13:26:53 19,142 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    First Blood should be top.
    Fucken right. Followed by any of the Evil Dead flicks, and maybe Die Hard.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • glaeken 23 Feb 2007 13:31:31 11,134 posts
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    Stupid list. Die Hard With A Vengeance but not Die Hard itself? Miami Vice?

    Lame film lists FTL
  • brokenkey 23 Feb 2007 13:33:51 6,975 posts
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    no Top Gun?

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  • ED209 23 Feb 2007 13:40:01 505 posts
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    Watched Miami vice last night and it is a shit film for shit people.

    SPEAK THE FUCK UP, mumbling bastards!

    Correction to list:

    4. Die Hard 3
    3. Die Hard 2
    2. Die hard 1
    1. Richie Rich

    Samantha Janus?

  • El_MUERkO 23 Feb 2007 13:40:56 16,970 posts
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    aliens, sure ripley was a lady but the marines were men, even vasques, if they had replaced ripley with arnie and neut with a half naked playboy model the film would have been so manly watching it would have de-evolved mankind
  • UncleLou Moderator 23 Feb 2007 13:45:53 35,495 posts
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    No movie with Steve McQueen?

    Total failure.
  • UncleLou Moderator 23 Feb 2007 13:50:16 35,495 posts
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    No Clint Eastwood?


    Christ, loads of 80ies/90ies pseudo-hard softies, nut no real MEN in this list.
  • Deleted user 23 February 2007 13:55:48
    UncleLou wrote:
    No movie with Steve McQueen?

    Total failure.

    YES.
    Steve McQueen > this awful list.
  • repairmanjack 23 Feb 2007 13:56:15 5,998 posts
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    The list demands... Freebie and The Bean.

    James Caan and Alan Arkin. If anyone knows how I can find a DVD of this, for God's sake let me know.
  • JuanKerr 23 Feb 2007 13:56:45 36,238 posts
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    Dog Soldiers
    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
    Snatch
    Swingers
  • magicpanda 23 Feb 2007 14:03:40 13,327 posts
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    No Goodfellas?
    No Full Metal Jacket?

    No ENTER THE DRAGON?
    NO MAD MAX?!!

    An appauling list for ladyboys.


  • PearOfAnguish 23 Feb 2007 14:07:28 7,195 posts
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    No Death Wish?

    I agree about Die Hard as well, it should be Die Hard 1, not 3.

    brokenkey wrote:
    no Top Gun?

    It's manliest movies, not gayest.
  • warlockuk 23 Feb 2007 14:15:51 19,142 posts
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    Great Escape + Every Which Way But Loose :)

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • brokenkey 23 Feb 2007 14:18:39 6,975 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    brokenkey wrote:
    no Top Gun?

    It's manliest movies, not gayest.

    I'm not gay, so I see nothing gay in it. Your sexuality may vary.

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  • Deleted user 23 February 2007 14:19:31
    Die Hard: Yes, With a Vengance: No

    Also forgetting some war films really - Bridge Too Far (for manlyness in the face of certain death), Full Metal Jacket etc.

    Maybe a case for Terminator 1 - man goes to past, finds a woman who he immediatly saves, impregnates and teaches how to be a man. Then he leaves her to fight for herself.

    Desperado as well.

    Oh, and the dollars trilogy!

    Man With No Name > You
  • HiddenPooh 23 Feb 2007 14:20:07 1,427 posts
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    No Terminator?
    No James Bond?
    No Guy Ritchie?
    No Pulp fuckin Fiction?
  • JuanKerr 23 Feb 2007 14:43:14 36,238 posts
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    Dog Soldiers, people!!!

    Edited by JuanKerr at 14:43:28 23-02-2007
  • thefilthandthefury 23 Feb 2007 14:45:48 24,983 posts
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    Anything and everything from here should be included.

    Glad to see this was :D
  • THFourteen 23 Feb 2007 14:46:15 33,109 posts
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    19. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

    bit harsh. i know he's been off form lately, but really.
  • El_MUERkO 23 Feb 2007 14:51:15 16,970 posts
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    JuanKerr wrote:
    Dog Soldiers, people!!!

    Edited by JuanKerr at 14:43:28 23-02-2007





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