Steam Farts - Myth or Reality?

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  • caligari 22 Feb 2007 16:45:02 16,988 posts
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    Sorry if this is old...but can someone please answer this question for me (just so that I can 'put it to bed' once and for all).

    In really cold weather, you can obviously 'see' your breath. Does that mean you can also 'smoke em' out of your behind?
  • mad_caddy 22 Feb 2007 16:46:19 3,306 posts
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    My mate told me he saw his dog do this while walking it once.

    I was never sure if it was true or not.
  • El_MUERkO 22 Feb 2007 16:46:40 16,949 posts
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    i guess if you were working out and very sweaty their might be some moisture that could ...


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    i feel sorta ill
  • mrharvest 22 Feb 2007 16:48:53 5,184 posts
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    I'd say yes. The gas is body temperature and has much more absorbed moisture than the cold air into which you fart. However I'd assume you must be bare-arsed to do it or otherwise the moisture condenses at the seat of your trousers.
  • X201 22 Feb 2007 16:48:54 15,130 posts
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    Someone will be along any second now with the calculations for the water vapour carrying capacity of methane.

  • StarchildHypocrethes 22 Feb 2007 16:51:59 25,410 posts
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    I didn't think they did, mainly because farts are methane which is a gas rather than a vapour.

    /is in no way a scientist
  • Beats 22 Feb 2007 16:53:56 303 posts
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  • DodgyPast 22 Feb 2007 17:07:02 8,414 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Someone will be along any second now with the calculations for the water vapour carrying capacity of methane.

    hmmm.... hydrocarbons and water don't normally don't normally mix well... so maybe not too much
  • Razz 22 Feb 2007 17:13:06 60,755 posts
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    Naked? :o

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  • Grunk 22 Feb 2007 17:19:24 4,718 posts
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    make sure you can see your breath first.
  • Clive_Dunn 22 Feb 2007 17:26:59 4,775 posts
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    Can you fart in the general direction of some French Canadians ?
  • Salaman 22 Feb 2007 18:48:30 18,861 posts
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    How about some infra-red farts for now?
  • UncleLou Moderator 22 Feb 2007 18:52:54 35,423 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    How about some infra-red farts for now?

    :p

    Totally unrelated, but one of the next videos was this awesome one about Great White Sharks: click from BBC's Planet Earth.
  • Fozzie_bear 22 Feb 2007 18:54:19 15,484 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    How about some infra-red farts for now?

    :p

    Totally unrelated, but one of the next videos was this awesome one about Great White Sharks: click from BBC's Planet Earth.

    Unless it's a video of a great white shark farting i'll be disappointed.

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  • Dirtbox 22 Feb 2007 19:03:11 77,467 posts
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    That's from Planet Earth, quite an amazing series.

    The first video on the side of that is this which is almost as amazing and more unrelated than ever.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 19:03:43 22-02-2007

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  • Dirtbox 22 Feb 2007 19:24:46 77,467 posts
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    I didn't bother with the comments, I never do on sites like that, they make me want to blow the world up and start over.

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  • otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,298 posts
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    I'm going to go outside right now to check. It's only -7 so perfect experimental conditions. I'll ask my secretary to make notes.

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  • otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,298 posts
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    Of course not. I'll just whip down my fleece lined trousers and knitted long johns for the ten seconds it takes to conduct this experiment.

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