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  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:15:50 19,375 posts
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    Money where your mouth is!

    Awesome. Let me know how to get past a certain 'barrier' when you find it, though...
  • quedex 28 Jan 2007 14:17:32 3,135 posts
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    Warning: You'll need to install the Japanese fonts from your Windows disc to make it work properly...
  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:21:26 19,375 posts
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    Will you? Uh, I didn't do that.
  • quedex 28 Jan 2007 14:24:04 3,135 posts
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    Did you see lots of little ugly square boxes, or this?

    Edited by quedex at 14:29:28 28-01-2007
  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:27:33 19,375 posts
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    I saw that, of course. I know a missing language when I see one. Maybe I did it ages ago without knowing.
  • quedex 28 Jan 2007 14:30:34 3,135 posts
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    Sorry, didn't mean to imply anything.
    It's just that the Japanese fonts aren't installed by default on Windows, and I wanted to make sure that everyone enjoys this excellent little game properly :-)
  • Deleted user 28 January 2007 14:33:21
    That is brilliant.
  • generica 28 Jan 2007 14:33:45 4,273 posts
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    There seems to be only three controls; left, right and suicide which all lead to the same quite uninspiring fate.

    edit: I managed to find the shoot control but it again just leads to death.

    Is the point of this game just to die?

    Edited by generica at 14:37:49 28-01-2007
  • Whizzo 28 Jan 2007 14:35:29 43,228 posts
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    "Are you a masochist?" would be a better thread title.

    Christ even once you work out how to jump (Z) and shoot (X) it insta-kills you at every opportunity.

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  • quedex 28 Jan 2007 14:36:13 3,135 posts
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    Don't forget the fart button (F)...
  • Deleted user 28 January 2007 14:42:30
    I beat the wolf and jumped off the top block to get to the next section.

    Cunning.
  • Deleted user 28 January 2007 14:45:44
    No wait, that doesn't work.

    Damn, that's annoying.
  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:49:10 19,375 posts
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    Hahaha! It's brilliant.

    Try 'o' and 'f' as well. Highly appropriate ones.
  • Trowel 28 Jan 2007 14:49:54 17,929 posts
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    How do I kill them kung-fu pigs?
  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:51:48 19,375 posts
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    With your arm-blaster!
  • Trowel 28 Jan 2007 14:52:19 17,929 posts
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    But he goes all kung-fu and knocks them back at me!
  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:53:41 19,375 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    But he goes all kung-fu and knocks them back at me!
    I am not sure who you're talking about. Do you mean right of the starting screen?
  • Trowel 28 Jan 2007 14:54:53 17,929 posts
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    No the fella to the left when you get past the spikes? You can get past the spikes right... ;P
  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 14:59:19 19,375 posts
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    Yes but... you don't have to kill anything afterwards.
  • Trowel 28 Jan 2007 15:03:39 17,929 posts
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    I crashed the game by going to the top of the chain and farting... What do those moves do?
  • Deleted user 28 January 2007 15:05:48
    The spikes are difficult, but it's obvious where the triggers are. You know, to make it move down/up.
  • Razz 28 Jan 2007 15:07:25 61,429 posts
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    Once I kill the first dude where do I go next? o_O

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  • Trowel 28 Jan 2007 15:12:09 17,929 posts
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    Ah... it's Guile!!
  • Deleted user 28 January 2007 15:12:36
    I think the way to kill the pig could be to bounce your bullets off the sign to the far left somehow. Or climb the chain and jump over him.

    What do you do if you go right and beat the wolf guy? There's just a big hole I can't get over...
  • Razz 28 Jan 2007 15:12:44 61,429 posts
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    HOLY ARSE! I finally make it over the spikes and another one comes from above :(

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  • Trowel 28 Jan 2007 15:15:30 17,929 posts
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    I tried getting past the pig by falling from the chain, but it doesn't allow you to fall to the side until you hit that room, so you don't make it.

    Anyone made it past Guile?
  • Dirtbox 28 Jan 2007 15:23:12 78,582 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    HOLY ARSE! I finally make it over the spikes and another one comes from above :(
    :D

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • ProfessorLesser 28 Jan 2007 15:24:22 19,375 posts
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    Trowel wrote:
    I tried getting past the pig by falling from the chain, but it doesn't allow you to fall to the side until you hit that room, so you don't make it.

    Anyone made it past Guile?
    Yes :-D

    I don't know what pigs you're talking about though. Have you made it to the screen left of the spikes then? I can't get under the second set quick enough.
  • Razz 28 Jan 2007 15:26:06 61,429 posts
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    Fuck this game.

    /goes back to playing tetris

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