Who would you like to punch in the face? Page 26

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  • Madder-Max 20 Jan 2012 16:47:34 11,618 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
    Where would you put the gun?

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • BinaryBob101 20 Jan 2012 16:47:39 22,277 posts
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    It is pretty exclusive. Booked up solid most of the time.

    Beautiful tender beings.

  • Fatiguez 20 Jan 2012 16:51:12 8,706 posts
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    Madder-Max wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
    Where would you put the gun?
    I would sellotape it to my fist and gunpunch Piers Morgan
  • Madder-Max 20 Jan 2012 17:05:44 11,618 posts
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    LaFlamaBlanca wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    Madder-Max wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
    Where would you put the gun?
    I would sellotape it to my fist and gunpunch Piers Morgan
    I would pay money to watch that
    me too

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  • Bremenacht 20 Jan 2012 17:57:06 17,598 posts
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    My sister has just informed me that I am Mark Wahlberg.

    This means:
    1/ I could have saved United Airlines flight 93 from being hijacked
    2/ I must punch myself in the face, until it looks like mince.
  • Psychotext 20 Jan 2012 18:03:14 53,759 posts
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    I suspect she might be talking about your penchant for wearing hollow strap on cocks in front of the mirror.
  • Bremenacht 20 Jan 2012 18:12:37 17,598 posts
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    Oh! The cheeky bint, she was wrong: I'm Brian Blessed.
  • Slint1000 20 Jan 2012 18:19:27 3,073 posts
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    Fatiguez wrote:
    Madder-Max wrote:
    Fatiguez wrote:
    If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would punch Piers Morgan with both fists
    Where would you put the gun?
    I would sellotape it to my fist and gunpunch Piers Morgan
    This has to be post of the day :D

    Edit: Which I would add to the POTD thread if I could find the damn thing

    Edited by Slint1000 at 18:21:31 20-01-2012
  • mrpon 23 May 2012 10:13:40 28,400 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • mrpon 23 May 2012 10:14:31 28,400 posts
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    2,4,1,3,2,2,2,2.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 23 May 2012 10:19:43 58,777 posts
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    Who the fuck are they and what the hell have they done to uma thurmans grandma?

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  • TheSaint 23 May 2012 10:22:31 14,197 posts
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    I bet that photo was taken with an IPad.
  • sport 23 May 2012 10:28:32 12,496 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    I bet that photo was taken with an IPad.
    Bit too mainstream for that.
  • nickthegun 23 May 2012 10:31:25 58,777 posts
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    Yeah. A vintage box brownie fo sho

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  • MetalDog 23 May 2012 10:36:48 23,708 posts
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    I think the first page answer of 'The Cabinet' is always going to be a safe place to wish our fists.

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  • billythekid 23 May 2012 10:50:53 11,010 posts
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    I'd like to punch the cunt across the road who thinks it's fine to be having a bonfire right now when everyone has their windows open because it's warm.
    What a massive cunt.
  • Jeepers 23 May 2012 10:53:25 13,173 posts
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    I'd like to punch three of my work colleagues. Who, interestingly, are all fat. Coincidence?
  • Zizoo 23 May 2012 10:59:17 8,092 posts
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    No. Fat people are cunts.
  • Trafford 23 May 2012 11:11:56 5,607 posts
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    I'd like to punch myself for firing up Diablo3 rather than mowing the lawn.
  • localnotail 23 May 2012 13:45:07 23,093 posts
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    I'd like to punch the sun for being too hot. Damn you Sol. Damn you to hell.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • billythekid 23 May 2012 13:47:38 11,010 posts
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    2 days of sunshine!!!!!! It's not even that hot >:(
  • Deleted user 23 May 2012 13:52:12
    It might be for anyone that's pregnant.

    You aren't pregnant are you Local?
  • Deckard1 23 May 2012 13:52:17 27,024 posts
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    The sun would burn your chubby little fist into dust before you got within a million miles of it. Jokes on you local you idiot. Ha. Jokes on you.
  • localnotail 23 May 2012 13:57:10 23,093 posts
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    I said I'd like to, I didn't say I was going to. Honestly, you are so literal, you Gaydoglord.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Gartt 23 May 2012 13:57:25 1,734 posts
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    id like to punch the armed cunts who robbbed our shop whilst I was working last night, a hammer to the testicles wouldnt go amiss either.
  • nickthegun 23 May 2012 13:58:23 58,777 posts
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    There arent really any people I would like to punch but there are plenty of people I would like to slap like a bitch.

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