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Feanor wrote:Leslie Phillips, obviously.
getting the right voice for Smaug will be crucial.
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Dexter wrote:...and that it goes HD-DVD exclusive. That'll learn him!
Here's hoping that Michael Bay gets it instead!
LB, you really are a massive geek.
bivith wrote:GOLD, GOLD, GOLD, GOLD
Thorin sits down and sings about gold.
otto wrote:Ok. How do you report a mod for trolling? PM to rauper I guess?Feanor wrote:Leslie Phillips, obviously.
getting the right voice for Smaug will be crucial.
Two films for this when they did LOTR in three is just a goddamn disgrace. It just goes to show that the cunts making this have no respect for Tolkien at all and are just looking to cash in. No surprise at all seeing as Jackson has been wheeled back in to pick at the corpse.
There should be laws against this kind of cultural vandalism.
bivith wrote:Only if all the songs can be turned into excessively long dance sequences and the smouldering relationship between Gloin and Bilbo can be stretched out over 9 films.
Thorin sits down and sings about gold.
Sam Raimi has said previously he would like to direct it.
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Leolian'sBro wrote:
Right, casting:
Gandalf: John Travolta
Bilbo: Tom Cruise
Saruman: Al Pacino (wait, is he in the Hobbit?)
Thorin: Vin Diesel
Beorn: Brian Blessed (should be in every film ever)
Smaug: Vanessa Feltz (no makeup or CGI required)
That archer who shoots Smaug: Kevin Costner
Gollum: Noel Fielding
Sundry Dwarves: Oompa Loompas
All wood elves: Graham Norton
Trolls: Wayans brothers
Giant Spiders: stop motion animatronics by Nick Park
THAT I'd see.
Tremendosaurus wrote:Should be an experimental episodic format with multiple directors:
How about Uwe Boll to direct?
/waits for violence and insults
-T
LB, you really are a massive geek.
spindizzy wrote:You're entitled to your opinion of course.. but I think he got a few too many things wrong, and overall there's too much bad CGI and even worse; poor acting/directing (some of the lines of Legolas especially are cringeworthy in both execution and setup), which altogether makes for some poor movies - or just plain and simple crap.[menace] wrote:I thought the books were unfilmable before I saw what he did with the Fellowship of the Ring. The Return of the King could have done with a lot of pruning, but to say those films were crap is ... well, utterly ridiculous.
Peter Jacksons LoTR movies were crap anyway..
blizeH wrote:I hated the LOTR films because they completely missed the points of the books for me. The books were dark and gloomy and against impossible odds, the films have a bunch of schampoo commercial actors beating down on Orcs with the fighting skills of a quadruple amputee.
otto, what's your problem with the LoTR series? Or do your hippy tendencies make you hate anything that's a commercial success, regardless of content?
otto wrote:I disagree with that completely really. The sheer amount of different locations means that it'd very easily become a horrible, inconsistent mess. Especially if they try to cram it all into one film.
I agree, the Hobbit lends itself much more to being filmed than LOTR ever could.
otto wrote:Fight the power, yeah.Feanor wrote:Leslie Phillips, obviously.
getting the right voice for Smaug will be crucial.
Two films for this when they did LOTR in three is just a goddamn disgrace. It just goes to show that the cunts making this have no respect for Tolkien at all and are just looking to cash in. No surprise at all seeing as Jackson has been wheeled back in to pick at the corpse.
There should be laws against this kind of cultural vandalism.
bivith wrote:Hmm, that sounds interesting. Maybe a film set between The Hobbit and LotR where Aragorn and Gandlaf hunt for Gollum, etc.
According to AICN it's one film for the Hobbit, and another film cribbed from Tolkein's other writings.
Feanor wrote:Nah, a film version of the Silmarillion.bivith wrote:Hmm, that sounds interesting. Maybe a film set between The Hobbit and LotR where Aragorn and Gandlaf hunt for Gollum, etc.
According to AICN it's one film for the Hobbit, and another film cribbed from Tolkein's other writings.
Tremendosaurus wrote:Would require audience ingestion of LSD one hour prior to screening.
film version of the Silmarillion
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BanjoMan wrote:It's the next logical step after 3D glasses really.Tremendosaurus wrote:Would require audience ingestion of LSD one hour prior to screening.
film version of the Silmarillion
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