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  • mrpon 26 Nov 2012 13:23:26 28,503 posts
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    He sounds like he's fucked you.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 13:29:52 27,271 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Do you have any evidence at all you weren't having a secret affair and gave it him as a gift?
    Other than the fact that I spend every night from 5.30pm to 7am in the presence of my partner and the majority of the rest of the time (about 12 out of 14 days) on the other side of the county in an isolated rural area? The very idea is patently ridiculous.

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  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:31:15
    Patently. It's unheard of for gay people to have an affair.

    Tell me. These times you were in the middle of nowhere, were there any witnesses?
  • Deckard1 26 Nov 2012 13:31:30 27,273 posts
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    Look, we know what you people are like. You bummed him didn't you.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Nov 2012 13:31:49 43,321 posts
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    Yeah, he's covering.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:32:25
    And what about between 7am and 5:30pm? Who can account for your activities at those times?
  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 13:33:38 27,271 posts
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    Patently. It's unheard of for gay people to have an affair.
    Seriously, fuck off.

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  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:34:29
    Gay people don't have affairs?
  • Deckard1 26 Nov 2012 13:34:59 27,273 posts
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    How did he break your sofa anyway? Two words.... Thunder Bumming
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:35:02
    You're going to have to prove that this isn't just a lover's argument being dragged into the court. Sheriffs (magistrates in England small claims? ) won't take kindly to that no matter how much evidence re damage you may have.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:36:58
    I wish we had sheriffs.
  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 13:41:31 27,271 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    How did he break your sofa anyway? Two words.... Thunder Bumming
    I have no idea, but that wouldn't bloody surprising.

    And before you even suggest it was with me, I was at a funeral in Jersey at the fucking time.

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  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:44:02
    Can you prove when it happened?
  • LeoliansBro 26 Nov 2012 13:44:04 43,321 posts
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    'The fucking time.

    So, there was fucking.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • ScoutTech 26 Nov 2012 13:44:40 2,423 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    I was at a funeral in Jersey at the fucking time.
    Made me chuckle!

    EDIT: Damnit, beaten to it

    Edited by ScoutTech at 13:45:03 26-11-2012
  • neilka 26 Nov 2012 13:44:42 15,679 posts
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    Ruined sofa and carpets? It wasn't mowgli was it?
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:44:54
    This all screams Jeremy Kyle.
  • RedSparrows 26 Nov 2012 13:45:39 22,103 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Gay people don't have affairs?
    I'm all for a bit of light trolling on odd occasions, but not when it's as retarded as this, and in a thread where DM actually wants advice. Whether that's a fool's want, is up for discussion...

    /mod
  • Shikasama 26 Nov 2012 13:47:37 6,639 posts
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    Hah, thunder bumming.

    Thor's curious phase.
  • mrpon 26 Nov 2012 13:49:48 28,503 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    I wish we had sheriffs.
    Just the rusty badges here I'm afraid.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 26 Nov 2012 13:50:53 27,273 posts
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    So he thunder bummed you right through the sofa and now you want him to pay for. Give me a fucking break mate. If you're gonna go around getting thunder bummed, you're gonna have to be prepared for some property damage.
  • midnight_walker 26 Nov 2012 13:51:13 1,879 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    I wish we had sheriffs.
    Sheriffs, yo.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:51:37
    You're a boring fuck that doesn't know what trolling is RedSparrows.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:51:45
    :'D
    @deckard

    Edited by mowgli at 13:54:10 26-11-2012
  • Shikasama 26 Nov 2012 13:55:21 6,639 posts
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    midnight_walker wrote:
    Aargh. wrote:
    I wish we had sheriffs.
    Sheriffs, yo.
    That is one of the most depressingly English things I've ever seen.
  • LeoliansBro 26 Nov 2012 13:57:19 43,321 posts
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    They've done it everywhere it would seem. On the carpet, on the sofa, up against the door, up against the window in his room (a listed window no less, for shame). Even knocked the 360 over.

    Shocking.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Fatiguez 26 Nov 2012 13:59:08 8,707 posts
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    Something something red ring of death
  • yupyup 26 Nov 2012 14:23:40 3,679 posts
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    Neelam10 wrote:
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    Edited by MrTomFTW at 09:21:23 27-11-2012

    Hands Off Our Penises

  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 14:26:13 27,271 posts
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    yupyup wrote:
    Neelam10 wrote:
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    Edited by MrTomFTW at 09:21:58 27-11-2012

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