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  • mrpon 26 Nov 2012 13:23:26 30,466 posts
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    He sounds like he's fucked you.
  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 13:29:52 27,911 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    Do you have any evidence at all you weren't having a secret affair and gave it him as a gift?
    Other than the fact that I spend every night from 5.30pm to 7am in the presence of my partner and the majority of the rest of the time (about 12 out of 14 days) on the other side of the county in an isolated rural area? The very idea is patently ridiculous.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:31:15
    Patently. It's unheard of for gay people to have an affair.

    Tell me. These times you were in the middle of nowhere, were there any witnesses?
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:32:25
    And what about between 7am and 5:30pm? Who can account for your activities at those times?
  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 13:33:38 27,911 posts
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    Patently. It's unheard of for gay people to have an affair.
    Seriously, fuck off.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:34:29
    Gay people don't have affairs?
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:35:02
    You're going to have to prove that this isn't just a lover's argument being dragged into the court. Sheriffs (magistrates in England small claims? ) won't take kindly to that no matter how much evidence re damage you may have.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:36:58
    I wish we had sheriffs.
  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 13:41:31 27,911 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    How did he break your sofa anyway? Two words.... Thunder Bumming
    I have no idea, but that wouldn't bloody surprising.

    And before you even suggest it was with me, I was at a funeral in Jersey at the fucking time.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:44:02
    Can you prove when it happened?
  • ScoutTech 26 Nov 2012 13:44:40 2,429 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    I was at a funeral in Jersey at the fucking time.
    Made me chuckle!

    EDIT: Damnit, beaten to it

    Edited by ScoutTech at 13:45:03 26-11-2012
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 26 Nov 2012 13:44:42 17,015 posts
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    Ruined sofa and carpets? It wasn't mowgli was it?
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:44:54
    This all screams Jeremy Kyle.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:45:39
    Aargh. wrote:
    Gay people don't have affairs?
    I'm all for a bit of light trolling on odd occasions, but not when it's as retarded as this, and in a thread where DM actually wants advice. Whether that's a fool's want, is up for discussion...

    /mod
  • mrpon 26 Nov 2012 13:49:48 30,466 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    I wish we had sheriffs.
    Just the rusty badges here I'm afraid.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 26 Nov 2012 13:51:13 2,796 posts
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    Aargh. wrote:
    I wish we had sheriffs.
    Sheriffs, yo.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:51:37
    You're a boring fuck that doesn't know what trolling is RedSparrows.
  • Deleted user 26 November 2012 13:51:45
    :'D
    @deckard

    Edited by mowgli at 13:54:10 26-11-2012
  • Fatiguez 26 Nov 2012 13:59:08 8,826 posts
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    Something something red ring of death
  • yupyup 26 Nov 2012 14:23:40 3,684 posts
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    Edited by MrTomFTW at 09:21:23 27-11-2012
  • spamdangled 26 Nov 2012 14:26:13 27,911 posts
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    yupyup wrote:
    Neelam10 wrote:
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    Edited by MrTomFTW at 09:21:58 27-11-2012
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