Most Annoying TV Adverts Page 91

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  • RedSparrows 2 Jul 2012 21:38:04 22,315 posts
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  • gang_of_bitches 2 Jul 2012 21:44:54 5,478 posts
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    @RedSparrows

    By jingo, you're bally well right. You learn something every day. Thanks.
  • RedSparrows 2 Jul 2012 22:10:55 22,315 posts
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  • mal 2 Jul 2012 22:26:47 22,462 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    Iirc trainline has booking fares. NRE doesn't.

    Although last used a long time ago... x
    I don't think East Coast trains do either. Although I use the Accessible Train Timetables site more when planning or executing a journey, just not buying tickets.

    Edit: Pagebump me-do

    Edited by mal at 22:28:43 02-07-2012

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  • superdelphinus 2 Jul 2012 23:40:00 8,050 posts
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    This is the one I meant. 1 - what does the tag line even mean, 2 - what on earth is going on at any point in the advert
  • ecureuil 3 Jul 2012 20:32:22 76,729 posts
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    So the new Go Compare advert involves Sue Barker blowing up the opera singer with a rocket launcher..
  • the_dudefather 3 Jul 2012 21:13:10 9,285 posts
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    'hoho what a delight I sure do find that guy annoying'

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  • RedSparrows 3 Jul 2012 23:27:43 22,315 posts
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    Fucktards. 'Yeah we made a really annoying ad let's profit!'
  • kinky_mong 4 Jul 2012 15:54:39 10,137 posts
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    I preferred my idea.

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • elstoof 5 Jul 2012 20:03:11 7,017 posts
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    Chedds.
  • Fatiguez 12 Jul 2012 17:48:44 8,718 posts
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    Not annoying but this is the only thread for adverts that I'm aware of: the guy in the recent Dyson ad has an absolutely huuuuge nose. I just have to mention it.
  • smoothpete 16 Jul 2012 10:44:16 31,501 posts
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    That David Tennant advert for Virgin Media, where he smashes the "buffering" symbol with a baseball bat. Fuck off David, you are the least threatening man ever. You are a puny streak of piss. Holding a baseball bat does not suit you.
  • thelzdking 16 Jul 2012 13:45:45 4,367 posts
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    All of the Olympic-themed adverts. One that particularly pisses me off is the one with the old woman who was a good runner but never got the chance living vicariously through her daughter who is now in the Olympics. It's all John Lewis-y and faux emotional and I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I hate is so much I actually have to change the channel when it comes on.
  • spindle9988 16 Jul 2012 13:47:20 3,529 posts
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    The one where virgin lie about their broadband speeds
  • geeza2020 16 Jul 2012 13:51:02 1,886 posts
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    Every fucking advert that ends with 'Proud sponsor of the London Olympics' that involve products that have absolutely no connection with athletics or sport of any kind. For instance, just what the fuck does Bold 2-in-1 have to do with being a fucking athlete or watching athletics? Just fuck off you money grabbing cunts!
  • geeza2020 16 Jul 2012 13:53:51 1,886 posts
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    Oh and the one that ends with the woman saying "Proud sponsor of mum's". Really? So you actually go to every female parent on the planet and give them all money???? NO??? THEN STFU WITH YOUR LIES!!
  • DiamondIce 23 Jul 2012 14:52:29 1,185 posts
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    The Toyota advert with the singing speed cameras and parking ticket machines.

    Is this the level that adverts have to stoop to to appeal to people? Morons.

    FLOPS! RAM!

  • RedSparrows 23 Jul 2012 15:02:32 22,315 posts
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    geeza2020 wrote:
    Every fucking advert that ends with 'Proud sponsor of the London Olympics' that involve products that have absolutely no connection with athletics or sport of any kind. For instance, just what the fuck does Bold 2-in-1 have to do with being a fucking athlete or watching athletics? Just fuck off you money grabbing cunts!
    Yup.

    Also anything ever that relates itself to a 'Great British' something or other.

    FUCK. OFF. Stop piggy-backing patriotic sentiment to sell your shit.

    The Olympics are sadly the most neutered celebration of Britain I've ever seen: not that I am a extravagant patriot at the best of times, but the games should be a celebration of actual, concrete, diverse nationalities/cultures, globally, and is instead a great big advert for the most culture-flattening brands around.
  • thelzdking 8 Aug 2012 11:58:26 4,367 posts
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    The Daily Express advert with loads of different people saying they're going to change something.

    Who buys the Express, seriously? It's basically an even stupider version of the Mail. Surely the paper's a laughing stock in the business?
  • jaxon58 8 Aug 2012 12:53:31 2,421 posts
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    Not an annoying advert, but a good place to remind everyone of this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
  • RedSparrows 8 Aug 2012 12:55:22 22,315 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    geeza2020 wrote:
    Every fucking advert that ends with 'Proud sponsor of the London Olympics' that involve products that have absolutely no connection with athletics or sport of any kind. For instance, just what the fuck does Bold 2-in-1 have to do with being a fucking athlete or watching athletics? Just fuck off you money grabbing cunts!
    Yup.

    Also anything ever that relates itself to a 'Great British' something or other.

    FUCK. OFF. Stop piggy-backing patriotic sentiment to sell your shit.

    The Olympics are sadly the most neutered celebration of Britain I've ever seen: not that I am a extravagant patriot at the best of times, but the games should be a celebration of actual, concrete, diverse nationalities/cultures, globally, and is instead a great big advert for the most culture-flattening brands around.
    And I am happy to say that, once the games started, I have seen no adverts, because the BBC is great.

    Fuck you McDonalds

    /fightstheman

    Edited by RedSparrows at 12:55:32 08-08-2012
  • mal 8 Aug 2012 13:25:23 22,462 posts
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    Nicholas Parsons, you have 60 seconds to talk about 'selling out for a nice wodge of wonga' without repetition, deviation or hesitation. And then fuck off.

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  • RedSparrows 8 Aug 2012 13:55:10 22,315 posts
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    Oh no, he hasn't?!
  • andytheadequate 8 Aug 2012 16:29:25 8,130 posts
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    DiamondIce wrote:
    The Toyota advert with the singing speed cameras and parking ticket machines.

    Is this the level that adverts have to stoop to to appeal to people? Morons.
    I am ashamed to admit I thought that advert was fairly good...

    My personal hate is the subway with GB athletes looking awkward and saying how great subway is. No it isn't, it tastes like shit and no athlete who is any good would go near shit like that. Maybe they should only be allowed out of shape athletes with the tagline "we'd be much better if we didn't eat subway"
  • mal 8 Aug 2012 18:56:25 22,462 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Who buys the Express, seriously? It's basically an even stupider version of the Mail. Surely the paper's a laughing stock in the business?
    It's pretty much an irrelevance, as far as I can tell. It's a distant fourth or fifth and pegging about the same sales as the Star. Granted, that's still much more that any of the broadsheets manage.

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  • MadCaddy13 16 Aug 2012 00:53:02 1,888 posts
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    Those VW Golf adverts are fucking stupid. Making out like buying a fucking 8 grand car is an everyday thing such as buying a pack of fucking gum!
    Oh yeh make that two. Fuck you
  • Lamb 16 Aug 2012 02:28:52 474 posts
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    The NBA 2K12 commercial of course and all the other shite commercials between timeouts.
  • mal 16 Aug 2012 12:11:09 22,462 posts
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    C4 advertising their latest documentary programme titled 'The Queen's Mother-in-law' with the tag line 'The royal family's best kept secret'. Or you could, you know, read it all on wikipedia.

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  • ecureuil 25 Aug 2012 13:49:07 76,729 posts
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    Another fucking Vodafone advert with Yoda. Fuck off.
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