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  • otto Moderator 7 Jan 2010 14:12:00 49,323 posts
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    oh they're good

    say no to Eurogamer sigs

  • Hunam 7 Jan 2010 14:13:27 20,672 posts
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    I love just how the onion has gone form an early internet blog roll to some sort of media empire.

    Internet > other things.
  • localnotail 7 Jan 2010 14:15:16 23,084 posts
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    otto wrote:
    Oh noes, major slut spillage

    Wait. There was a chance to compete to win the heart of Johnny Knoxville and I wasn't informed?
    /sulks

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • El_MUERkO 7 Jan 2010 14:17:18 17,217 posts
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    Retroid wrote:
    Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

    :D

    i fucking love that!
  • Hunam 7 Jan 2010 14:20:14 20,672 posts
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    Just watched that myself. Utter genius.
  • jellyhead 7 Jan 2010 14:26:10 24,350 posts
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    Cheered me up :)

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  • elstoof 7 Jan 2010 19:09:13 9,230 posts
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    I thought this would be about the cricket :(
  • Genji 8 Jan 2010 03:19:03 19,682 posts
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    Clint Eastwood Continues Desperate, 40-Year Attempt To Win Over Unimpressed Man

    Hehehe.
  • terminalterror 8 Jan 2010 12:10:11 18,933 posts
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    Genji wrote:
    Clint Eastwood Continues Desperate, 40-Year Attempt To Win Over Unimpressed Man

    Hehehe.

    Bless :)
  • terminalterror 13 Jan 2010 14:30:05 18,933 posts
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    Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

    "At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian."
  • Genji 24 Feb 2010 01:47:22 19,682 posts
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    Denmark tourism ads by Lars Von Trier

    I loved the 'Nightlife' one. :D
  • El_MUERkO 3 Mar 2010 15:01:38 17,217 posts
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    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/google_responds_to_privacy
  • Genji 10 Mar 2010 02:31:44 19,682 posts
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    Nation Shudders at Large Block of Text
  • Tuffty 8 Apr 2010 11:43:56 2,049 posts
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    Man attempts to assassinate Obama, 'But not because he's black or anything'
  • GrandTheftApu 14 Apr 2010 16:48:19 6,117 posts
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    US flag recalled after causing 143 million deaths
  • Genji 15 Apr 2010 03:41:25 19,682 posts
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    GrandTheftApu wrote:
    US flag recalled after causing 143 million deaths
    Oh dear. I foresee further hate mail in the Onion's mailbox.
  • PearOfAnguish 17 Jul 2010 11:11:52 7,544 posts
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    This is brilliant.
  • sanctusmortis 17 Jul 2010 19:47:09 9,898 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    This is brilliant.

    Y'see, I just don't find him funny. Still... stoked?
  • Deleted user 17 July 2010 20:37:35
    GrandTheftApu wrote:
    US flag recalled after causing 143 million deaths

    Pure class, I couldn't stop grinning reading through that, hilarious. I wonder how many deaths and injuries the Union Flag has caused over the centuries. BAN EM ALL I SAY :@\
  • terminalterror 21 Sep 2010 21:18:12 18,933 posts
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    Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World :)
  • Deleted user 21 September 2010 21:22:15
    Ah, Dust once again

    /Phillip Pullman conspiracy on red alert
  • terminalterror 22 Sep 2010 18:41:33 18,933 posts
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    I love The Onion, but it can be really disheartening when you can substitute one word from their hilarious satire and it becomes the actual fucking truth :(

    1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is a cactus
  • Flightrisker 28 Sep 2010 09:03:43 18,139 posts
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    Just came to post the cactus one, had me splurging coffee this morning.

    Very good.
  • terminalterror 28 Sep 2010 12:30:00 18,933 posts
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    New 'Do Not Kill' Registry To Allow Americans To Opt Out Of Being Murdered
  • Dirtbox 29 Sep 2010 00:43:14 80,857 posts
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    Shocking truth about Beiber

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • terminalterror 3 Nov 2010 17:19:59 18,933 posts
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    Last Remaining Politician Must Rebuild Entire Government Following Bloodiest Midterm Election In American History

    The 12-term Oregon congressman and de facto leader of the free world acknowledged that although many challenges lie ahead— including explaining his situation to foreign nations, figuring out how to print money, and combating the marauding bands of Tea Party activists now violently patrolling the streets of Washington—he remains confident that he will soon be able to get the U.S. government back in working order.
  • PearOfAnguish 24 Jan 2011 10:25:32 7,544 posts
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    There is now an Onion TV show.

    Not saying it's as good, but it is as close as anyone has got to the Day Today. What little of it I've watched so far has been very funny.
  • terminalterror 24 Jan 2011 10:42:37 18,933 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    There is now an Onion TV show.

    Not saying it's as good, but it is as close as anyone has got to the Day Today. What little of it I've watched so far has been very funny.

    Well they already had cable news quality production values, should be fairly simple for them to string their 3 minute ONN videos into a TV show.
  • PearOfAnguish 24 Jan 2011 10:43:50 7,544 posts
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    Yeah, it's the usual videos but strung together as a half hour news show. The female presenter is pretty good. Her delivery is bang on and she makes some amusing catty remarks about her co-presenters.

    Like The Day Today it wouldn't be surprising if some were fooled into thinking it's real.
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