Donald Trump, first orange US President Page 2

  • Page

    of 635 First / Last

  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 8 Dec 2015 06:55:55 43,209 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Funnily enough, they're sorta right. ISIS are utilising the internet to be far more damaging than even their attack on Paris. Quite unique warfare.
  • X201 8 Dec 2015 07:14:35 17,736 posts
    Seen 12 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    X201 calls on Donald J Trump to stop referring to himself in the third person, as X201 is worried that it makes Trump look even more of a knob.
  • Fab4 8 Dec 2015 07:25:53 7,911 posts
    Seen 9 minutes ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    If he does get elected will it be Trump President?
  • DrStrangelove 8 Dec 2015 07:31:44 10,539 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Funny how they'll happily trash their American/democratic/freedom values in a futile attempt to fight islamist terrorism, while non-islamist mass shootings kill over ten times as many people. More lives could be saved by limiting access to military weaponry, but of course you can't do that because it's against American/democratic/freedom values.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 07:33:05 08-12-2015
  • FWB 8 Dec 2015 07:36:17 53,089 posts
    Seen 6 minutes ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    Don't bring rational thought into this.
  • DrStrangelove 8 Dec 2015 07:46:55 10,539 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Yes sorry, I've got a bit of a hangover and got carried away
  • Rusty_M 8 Dec 2015 08:12:40 6,575 posts
    Seen 56 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    X201 wrote:
    X201 calls on Donald J Trump to stop referring to himself in the third person, as X201 is worried that it makes Trump look even more of a knob.
    The Rock says you should take that motion, shine it up, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it up your CANDY ASS!
  • captbirdseye 8 Dec 2015 08:13:58 7,891 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    We done Trump asking Bill Gates to close the internet in certain areas of American ? Haha!

    "We're losing a lot of people because of the internet," Trump said. "We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some ways. Somebody will say, 'Oh freedom of speech, freedom of speech.' These are foolish people."
  • FWB 8 Dec 2015 08:16:38 53,089 posts
    Seen 6 minutes ago
    Registered 15 years ago
    I love the wording.
  • captbirdseye 8 Dec 2015 08:18:02 7,891 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Closing that sumbitch up yo
  • Duffking 8 Dec 2015 08:22:32 13,240 posts
    Seen 17 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    If Trump wins it could actually improve the USA in the long run. He's such a full blown fascist moron that his presidency would be a total disaster for the USA, isolating it from just about everyone.

    Which in turn could cause the absurdity of the republican party to decline a bit and dent the 'best country in the world' arrogance that a lot of the states has that prevents them from seeing how fucked up their country is anyway. Maybe.
  • BigOrkWaaagh 8 Dec 2015 08:26:57 5,669 posts
    Seen 14 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Rusty_M wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    X201 calls on Donald J Trump to stop referring to himself in the third person, as X201 is worried that it makes Trump look even more of a knob.
    The Rock says you should take that motion, shine it up, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it up your CANDY ASS!
    No roody poo? :(
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 8 Dec 2015 08:35:02 46,420 posts
    Seen 18 minutes ago
    Registered 14 years ago
    captbirdseye wrote:
    We done Trump asking Bill Gates to close the internet in certain areas of American ? Haha!

    "We're losing a lot of people because of the internet," Trump said. "We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some ways. Somebody will say, 'Oh freedom of speech, freedom of speech.' These are foolish people."
    To be fair, Hilary Clinton has been calling for the same thing. She just didn't sound like such a fucking doofus while doing it.


    On the other hand I'm liking the photos some outlets are choosing to put along side the "stop all Muslims from entering the US" story:



    Edited by MrTomFTW at 08:35:15 08-12-2015
  • PES_Fanboy Funniest Forumite, 2016 8 Dec 2015 08:42:45 43,209 posts
    Seen 5 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    Maybe they could turn the pipes off just outside Detroit
  • AaronTurner 8 Dec 2015 08:45:03 9,171 posts
    Seen 7 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    I think he secretly works with Isis.
  • DrStrangelove 8 Dec 2015 08:56:18 10,539 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    All these anti-reason politicians profit from Isis and vice versa. Hatred and war between Islam and western society is exactly what the jihadists want, also the erosion of the west; so far they won big time, and all the islamophobe hatemongers are accomplices to their triumph.
  • Duffking 8 Dec 2015 08:57:08 13,240 posts
    Seen 17 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    That'd be a turnout. Man seemingly accidentally doing everything ISIS want because he's a complete nimrod turns out to not be a nimrod and actually supports ISIS.
  • twelveways 8 Dec 2015 08:57:33 7,010 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    I thought Bill gates wasn't the boss of the internet any more, isn't it the Facebook dude now?
  • Rivuzu 8 Dec 2015 09:20:15 15,610 posts
    Seen 46 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Thing is, older generations who don't have a clue, or the uneducated masses who, you know, generally vote Republican, will hear his Bill Gates comment and go "That makes complete sense! Lets get the Internet King to sort out the internet!"
  • Blackmarsh63 8 Dec 2015 09:22:18 982 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 2 years ago
    Not sure how this would work. What does a Muslim look like? Don't think it's printed on passports.
  • twelveways 8 Dec 2015 09:25:57 7,010 posts
    Seen 3 hours ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Don't you read Charlie Hebdo? They all have big hook noses, wear tea towels on their heads and carry bombs. Pretty easy to spot.
  • Malek86 8 Dec 2015 09:26:41 5,535 posts
    Seen 4 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    Not sure why the republicans would want this guy as their candidate, he's even less voteable than Romney, and Romney lost badly.
  • DrStrangelove 8 Dec 2015 09:26:45 10,539 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Blackmarsh63 wrote:
    Not sure how this would work. What does a Muslim look like? Don't think it's printed on passports.
    He thought of that and intends to brand them in their passports. Not the most comfortable thought if you know German history. Maybe the next thing is that they have to wear a crescent so everyone on the street knows who to be afraid of.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 09:27:20 08-12-2015
  • Mola_Ram 8 Dec 2015 09:30:59 14,969 posts
    Seen 3 minutes ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    He doesn't care. It's not like he plans to enact any of these policies. In the very, very, very unlikely case that he does win, he'll backtrack on the implausible promises just like any other politician.
  • senso-ji 8 Dec 2015 09:31:03 7,730 posts
    Seen 27 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Well, given his views on Mexicans, I'm assuming all brown people will be barred from entering the country.
  • TheSaint 8 Dec 2015 09:32:12 17,090 posts
    Seen 38 minutes ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Malek86 wrote:
    Not sure why the republicans would want this guy as their candidate, he's even less voteable than Romney, and Romney lost badly.
    As far as I can tell they don't want him.
  • Fab4 8 Dec 2015 09:36:24 7,911 posts
    Seen 9 minutes ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Trump is the stalking horse. He will ramp it up to 11, pull out and then make whoever they choose look like a fucking saint.
  • Deleted user 8 December 2015 09:38:13
    I know (I think anyway) that he won't be President, but the USA would be screwed if he did somehow get in charge of the place. I can't understand how so many people can't see that.

    Talking of screwing, this is the guy who has also said that he would "bang" his daughter if he wasn't her father and has said he'd date her if he could a couple of times.
  • richarddavies 8 Dec 2015 09:40:18 5,758 posts
    Seen 4 minutes ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Blackmarsh63 wrote:
    Not sure how this would work. What does a Muslim look like? Don't think it's printed on passports.
  • Mola_Ram 8 Dec 2015 09:45:49 14,969 posts
    Seen 3 minutes ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    TheSaint wrote:
    Malek86 wrote:
    Not sure why the republicans would want this guy as their candidate, he's even less voteable than Romney, and Romney lost badly.
    As far as I can tell they don't want him.
    The Republican establishment don't want him, because they (correctly) believe that he can't win the general election. But there's not much they can do to a guy who's basically self-funded.

    The rank-and-file love him. But they appear not to care about electability, as long as he's saying the the things that the POLITICALLY CORRECT ELITE don't want you to hear.
  • Page

    of 635 First / Last

Log in or register to reply

Sometimes posts may contain links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission. For more information, go here.