Gym instructor’s £4,000 over-sized boobs explode

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  • Errol 19 Jun 2014 22:26:06 12,507 posts
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    A gym instructor who was forced to live with her £4,000 fake breasts which were made too big was horrified when they exploded.

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/17/gym-instructors-4000-over-sized-boobs-explode-4765023/
  • ResidentKnievel 19 Jun 2014 22:28:57 6,239 posts
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    It's like you're slowly turning in to fruit salad

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  • Deleted user 19 June 2014 22:29:05
    Jeez...that's actually quite horrific.
  • Errol 19 Jun 2014 22:30:13 12,507 posts
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    I'm tossing my fruits like a salad .... erm.
  • b0rk 19 Jun 2014 22:34:25 2,884 posts
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    er...
  • Errol 19 Jun 2014 22:35:34 12,507 posts
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    To be fair, I'd be horrified as well.
  • bottlecaps 19 Jun 2014 22:37:36 187 posts
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    EG "keepin' it real" as always
  • askew 19 Jun 2014 22:44:54 12,432 posts
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    Underneath: http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/19/xiao-pan-teenager-has-testicles-ripped-off-in-horror-bike-accident-4768451/
  • ZuluHero 19 Jun 2014 23:07:45 4,202 posts
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    I saw that too! Horrifying! Even the slightly comical "“My balls, rescue my balls…” quote couldn't stop the horror. I'm wincing as i type this.
  • LeoliansBro 20 Jun 2014 11:13:28 44,512 posts
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    Stay classy anfony.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • billythekid 20 Jun 2014 11:15:37 11,203 posts
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    What about that implant they used to fill the gaping void in your head Anfony, what if that explodes?
  • BigOrkWaaagh 20 Jun 2014 11:32:10 2,102 posts
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    It is not yet known if the teenager’s fertility will be affected
    I'd like to know which doctor they asked about this.

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  • CosmicFuzz 20 Jun 2014 11:35:15 24,929 posts
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    Sir_Walter_Rally wrote:
    This deserves to happen to everyone with implants.

    Would be an improvement.
    You really are an arsehole.

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  • LeoliansBro 20 Jun 2014 11:38:32 44,512 posts
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    It isn't the truth, it's your opinion.

    Why are you so against them?

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • CosmicFuzz 20 Jun 2014 11:44:36 24,929 posts
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    Sir_Walter_Rally wrote:
    The truth needs to be spoken sometimes.

    I am an arsehole, and breast implants for cosmetic purposes are a scourge.
    Well you've already downgraded from 'everyone' to 'cosmetic purposes' which is a start at least. Although I have no idea why you feel so strongly against them that you'd like them to explode...

    Edited by CosmicFuzz at 11:45:05 20-06-2014

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  • enfilade 20 Jun 2014 11:47:28 213 posts
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    She only wanted a B-cup fer crying out loud. Just because they gave double-D's doesn't mean she was trying to be Jordan Mk. II.

    Really depressing how poorly regulated the people who carry out these ops still appear to be.
  • Moot_Point 20 Jun 2014 11:52:46 4,359 posts
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    Sorry, but I also think breast implants are an awful idea.

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  • mal 20 Jun 2014 11:53:46 22,710 posts
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    Hmm, so she knew she had these dodgy PIP implants, knew they were leaking substandard silicone into her chest, and didn't bother to tell her doctor about it, but instead waited until the situation got worse?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • Khanivor 20 Jun 2014 11:57:29 40,951 posts
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    Like you've ever seen one.
  • LeoliansBro 20 Jun 2014 11:58:39 44,512 posts
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    You are a hateful little scrote aren't you anfony.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • CosmicFuzz 20 Jun 2014 12:00:20 24,929 posts
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    @Sir_Walter_Rally wow o_O

    You're not an arsehole at all. You're just a genuinely nasty person.

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  • billythekid 20 Jun 2014 12:01:29 11,203 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    You are a hateful little scrote aren't you anfony.
    I really thought he was just a bit simple back in the days of cpu fans and hot dog flasks. But you're right he really is a nasty git.
  • Megapocalypse 20 Jun 2014 12:05:30 5,471 posts
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    @Sir_Walter_Rally start with every post you've made in this thread
  • Moot_Point 20 Jun 2014 12:06:04 4,359 posts
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    @Sir_Walter_Rally Sounds like they "have you wrong" everywhere. :D

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  • CosmicFuzz 20 Jun 2014 12:07:00 24,929 posts
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    Sir_Walter_Rally wrote:
    I am not aware of a single case where a post-implantation rack actually improved.
    Opinion.

    Why would you pay significant amounst of money to look worse?! Add to that, it certainly doesn't add any personality improvements.
    Opinion.

    Then the upkeep, and often oversight, of these monstrosites - many thousands over the years.
    People shouldn't be allowed to spend their money how they want? Also, 'often oversight' is opinion.

    All to fix a misplaced mental issue.
    Opinion.

    So you were born with small tits, or your fiance left you. Get over it.
    Just general nasty comment. And showing a complete lack of understanding of many of the reasons behind breast implants.

    Women with actual brain & small rack > some dizzy stacked women, any day of the week... and my preference is towards the more outrageous sized breasts.
    Opinion. Also, assuming women who get breast implants are stupid - nice.

    So a combination of opinion and crass comments. Just a big old pile of shit, really.

    Edited by CosmicFuzz at 12:07:49 20-06-2014

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  • RedSparrows 20 Jun 2014 12:07:48 23,327 posts
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    It's not the content that is so rotten, it's the manner.

    This bloke in the pub, right...
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