Do you know anyone who's had any "work" done?

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  • sport 4 Feb 2014 09:35:52 12,808 posts
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    I don't know anyone who's had a little nip n tuck, or botox, or anything for that matter.

    Anyone got any relatives/friends who have been under the knife? How do they look?
  • Syrette 4 Feb 2014 09:37:07 44,203 posts
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    Had a penis size reduction.

    /went there

  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 09:38:29 61,269 posts
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    Acorn to peanut

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  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 09:38:37
    I have a colleague who has botox done fairly regularly. It definitely works for her, at least for now. She's in her 40s but could easily pass for 30.

    I think the key to these things is subtlety. Bit of botox goes easily unnoticed. The odd nip or tuck probably does too. it's when you layer up the work that you start to look all Pete Burns.
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 09:39:20 61,269 posts
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    But, yeah, I know a girl who was in a car crash and spent her compo on a pair of new tits.

    They look spectacular.

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  • TheSaint 4 Feb 2014 09:42:18 14,826 posts
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    Know a couple of women who had boob jobs. Wouldn't have been able to tell if they hadn't mentioned it.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 4 Feb 2014 09:44:07 4,498 posts
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    I don't want to live in a world where looking like Pete Burns is a bad thing.

    There's an old English woman who has a holiday home near us, near 70 I'd say, comes over in the summer, is fake tanned and hair dyed as fuck, and her husband bought her what must be 40 FF tits, on her small enough body.

    Everyone laughs, but the tits themselves should go to a museum when she kicks it.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 09:44:09
    I did.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 09:44:42
    Deck's mum that is.
  • elstoof 4 Feb 2014 09:46:47 8,301 posts
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    Sloppy 14th's.
  • malloc 4 Feb 2014 09:47:12 2,389 posts
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    I'm fairly sure at work there are a few women that have had some work done. Numbers don't quite add up.
  • neilka 4 Feb 2014 09:47:55 16,522 posts
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    I can confirm that Deckard's mum gets some shit pumped into her lips every once in a while.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • magicpanda 4 Feb 2014 09:49:08 13,469 posts
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    My wife's friends have had some work. One of them had her tits done in her 30s. I received permission to grope them once, for science.

    The other friend is well into it at about 45 years old. Tits, Stomach, Ass, Botox, Lips. She looks great but then she has the money for the best. She spends most her time bored out of her mind while the husband swans around earning millions.

    I think she's nearly at the point of no return / addicted.

    Edited by magicpanda at 09:56:30 04-02-2014
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 09:50:41
    Lips is the one I don't really get. Seems to be something that women think looks great, but for me it's the main thing that creates the Pete Burns effect.
  • Trafford 4 Feb 2014 09:56:18 5,964 posts
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    My ex mother in law had her nose done in the 80's.
    She then treated her daughter to getting her jug ears pinned back when she was 14.
    I used to play with them. Toying with the unnatural resistance.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 09:57:13
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Yes yes she has crinkly lips.
    Tap-in.
  • magicpanda 4 Feb 2014 09:59:06 13,469 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Lips is the one I don't really get. Seems to be something that women think looks great, but for me it's the main thing that creates the Pete Burns effect.
    Yeah, I think that's what I mean when I say the point of no return. It's starting to show she's had work done and any more is a slippery slope of correction surgery here on in.
  • mikew1985 4 Feb 2014 10:02:20 13,030 posts
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    I had my eyes lasered which is sort of a form of cosmetic surgery for some people - as it happenes it was just a happy side effect for me; I'd worn glasses all my life and the actual sight based benefits were my motivation.

    My girlfriend on the other hand hated wearing glasses so much that she got laser eye surgery as soon as she could afford to years ago - the sight benefits being a massive secondary to the cosmetic ones for her.

    Edited by mikew1985 at 10:02:47 04-02-2014
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 10:02:47 61,269 posts
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    They all have it now. Even the teenagers on things like eastenders look like they have been punched in the face.

    There was one that the ginger mekon was shagging whos lips were just mesmeric. You couldnt concentrate on anything in a scene she was in other than thinking 'what the fuck have you done to your face?'.

    Same with that bird who was in Warehouse 13, although they very gradually deflated.

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  • Short-Round 4 Feb 2014 10:08:18 1,181 posts
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    I had my ears pinned back when I was a teen. Very happy with the results :)
  • TheMayorOfJugs 4 Feb 2014 10:10:52 4,498 posts
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    Are braces considered cosmetic?

    I had teeth that couldn't come down and a front tooth almost horizontally pointing forward after falling out of a van :-D
  • Ziz0u 4 Feb 2014 10:15:59 8,647 posts
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    Nope. My friends, family and I are all perfect. Don't associate with the uglies.
  • Armoured_Bear 4 Feb 2014 10:24:42 11,877 posts
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    I got braces again a few months ago, does that count?

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  • THFourteen 4 Feb 2014 10:25:19 34,449 posts
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    I knew someone who had their boobs done. Didn't know her beforehand, but was shocked when i found out. They look ace though
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 10:28:53 61,269 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I got braces again a few months ago, does that count?
    Not if its for a disguise.

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  • Armoured_Bear 4 Feb 2014 10:37:48 11,877 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I got braces again a few months ago, does that count?
    Not if its for a disguise.
    It's not.

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  • Armoured_Bear 4 Feb 2014 10:39:13 11,877 posts
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    I canít stand fake tits, Iíd take small natural ones over inflated melons any day, unless you end up with ugly tits like Spaniels ears then there is no point.

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  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 10:40:17 19,651 posts
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    21 Pump Street.
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