Michael Schumacher bumps head while skiing

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  • Deleted user 29 December 2013 12:54:48
    Serious head injury whilst skiing

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    Edited by espibara at 12:58:57 29-12-2013
  • Maturin 29 Dec 2013 13:03:00 3,631 posts
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    Shit. Hope he's okay.
  • Syrette 29 Dec 2013 13:03:57 45,501 posts
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    Not life-threatening it says.
  • BillMurray 29 Dec 2013 13:04:47 8,278 posts
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    Aye, not very serious apparently.
  • Deleted user 29 December 2013 13:04:57
    Wasn't when I posted
  • Psychotext 29 Dec 2013 13:06:12 57,512 posts
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    Glad it's not actually critical. Stupid newshounds getting ahead of themselves.
  • Fake_Blood 29 Dec 2013 13:44:09 5,063 posts
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    Rock had right of way.
    Allegedly.
  • Physically_Insane 29 Dec 2013 13:46:59 10,328 posts
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Get well soon Michael.

    xxx
  • Trowel 29 Dec 2013 19:57:39 18,829 posts
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    Local media now describe Michael Schumacher as being in a 'life-threatening' condition.

    http://www.ledauphine.com/savoie/2013/12/29/meribel-michael-schumacher-victime-d-un-accident-de-ski

    (that Scarlett Johansson graze doesn't seem so funny now :/)
  • Trowel 29 Dec 2013 19:59:06 18,829 posts
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    Sky Germany reporting his condition as critical.
  • Trowel 29 Dec 2013 20:01:54 18,829 posts
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    Statement from the hospital expected in 5 mins.
  • Carlo 29 Dec 2013 20:05:23 18,486 posts
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    Should had worn a helmet
  • TheDarkKnight 29 Dec 2013 20:15:30 700 posts
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    OH NOES

    Shame it wasn't Vettel.
  • Ginger 29 Dec 2013 21:06:54 7,000 posts
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    Haemorrhage according to that link from trowel
  • TheMayorOfJugs 29 Dec 2013 21:08:27 5,833 posts
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    Looks like he's. ....

    Schu-knackered B-|
  • Dirtbox 29 Dec 2013 21:09:16 81,803 posts
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    Haemorrhage just means something's bleeding unless there's context.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 29 Dec 2013 21:10:04 17,036 posts
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    Ginger wrote:
    Haemorrhage according to that link from trowel
    Get him one of those inflatable doughnuts and he'll be right as rain.

    Mental note: delete this post if he dies
  • Moot_Point 29 Dec 2013 21:16:14 4,778 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Ginger wrote:
    Haemorrhage according to that link from trowel
    Get him one of those inflatable doughnuts and he'll be right as rain.

    Mental note: delete this post if he dies
    HA!
  • TheMayorOfJugs 29 Dec 2013 21:21:51 5,833 posts
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    I feel bad but all I can imagine is his pit crew dressed as surgeons and that noise those tyre changers (knut/bolt removers??) make.
  • prawnking1980 29 Dec 2013 21:23:18 6,781 posts
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    They have unscrewed his nuts?
  • Carlo 29 Dec 2013 21:24:26 18,486 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Should had worn a helmet
    WTF? Apparently he was wearing a helmet!
  • TheMayorOfJugs 29 Dec 2013 21:28:00 5,833 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Should had worn a helmet
    WTF? Apparently he was wearing a helmet!
    Sick bastard! Mike Scum-acres, known helmet wearer.
  • UncleLou Moderator 29 Dec 2013 21:33:48 36,517 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Should had worn a helmet
    WTF? Apparently he was wearing a helmet!
    I guess a helmet can only help so much when you crash head-first into solid rock.
  • Trowel 29 Dec 2013 21:40:33 18,829 posts
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    Hospital have now officially confirmed he's in a critical condition.
  • Carlo 29 Dec 2013 21:41:39 18,486 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Carlo wrote:
    Should had worn a helmet
    WTF? Apparently he was wearing a helmet!
    I guess a helmet can only help so much when you crash head-first into solid rock.
    Yeah, he should have gone skiing in his monocoque too! Just dangled his legs out the bottom of it or something.
  • TheSaint 29 Dec 2013 21:46:50 15,765 posts
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    Critical and fighting for his life according to his manager.
  • Trowel 29 Dec 2013 21:49:08 18,829 posts
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    "head trauma with coma, which required immediate neurosurgical treatment."
  • DrStrangelove 29 Dec 2013 21:59:10 6,156 posts
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    Should have worn an Arai helmet
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